Prince of Chaos

Chapter 70 Shocking Big Melon
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Shen Shixing and Xu Wangjiaping hurried to the gate of Daming.

Shen Shixing looked at Wuyang Wuyang's censors standing neatly in front of the Daming Gate, and Shen Shixing immediately asked: "Everyone! Why are you gathered in front of the palace gate?"

When the Censor Yanguan saw Shen Shixing and other cabinet ministers coming over, they all raised their heads proudly, with expressions of disdain to be with him.

The last censor named Wu Tiande said: "Yuanfu, we are here to knock the que!"

Shen Shixing yelled in his heart that it was not good, and it was really knocking.

Shen Shixing immediately asked, "Why knock on the que?"

Wu Tiande said: "Naturally, it is because of the state-owned evildoers that they have no choice but to knock on the gate and enter to remonstrate with the emperor."

Shen Shixing burst into an unknown fire, "Monster? What kind of monster?"

Wu Tiande said: "Watermelons grow in winter, isn't it evil!"

When Shen Shixing heard it, it turned out that it was because of the watermelon.

Shen Shixing said: "What's the matter with the watermelon? Make trouble for no reason, get back quickly."

But how can the censors retreat so easily?
Wu Tiande snorted at Shen Shixing, "Yuanfu must have eaten watermelon too. This watermelon does not follow the order of the four seasons and grows in the freezing winter. Isn't this a monster or something? Yuanfu is the head of the cabinet. , not only did not lead by example, but also ate this monstrous watermelon, you are disregarding the Daming Society!"

Shen Shixing was almost overwhelmed by Wu Tiande's words, a watermelon was raised to such a height by Wu Tiande, is that okay?

Xu Guo and Wang Jiaping also heard Wu Tiande's remarks.The two of them also ate watermelon. According to Wu Tiande, aren't they also sycophants?
Xu Guo immediately shouted: "Wu Tiande, don't talk nonsense! This is the Daming Gate, not the inspector's office where you are full of guns! Why did Watermelon provoke you?"

Behind Wu Tiande stood dozens of justice censors with one heart and one mind, he was not afraid of Xu Guo's questioning.

Wu Tiande still said the same thing: "Watermelon grows in winter, and it is a state-owned evildoer. It's fine if you don't go to the cabinet to persuade the emperor, but you still eat watermelon. We must join you!"

While the censors and the cabinet were arguing endlessly, Emperor Wanli also hurried to Daming Gate.

Emperor Wanli immediately asked, "What's going on?"

When all the ministers saw Emperor Wanli coming, they all knelt down and saluted.

When the censors saw the arrival of Emperor Wanli, they also knelt down one after another, but they didn't get up. They knelt on the ground, beat their chests and stamped their feet, and yelled, "Your Majesty, the country is about to perish, and there must be evildoers! I'm waiting to risk my life!" I beg the emperor to put the world first, don't live in the deep palace for a long time, but listen to the government, be diligent and respect the sky. The watermelon in winter is a warning from the sky! The watermelon does not appear in time, this is a monster!"

Shen Shixing said: "Shut up! Why is watermelon growing in winter an evildoer? As far as I know, there is a precedent for growing vegetables in hot springs in the Tang Dynasty. This watermelon must also be grown in hot springs. What is the connection with evildoers? "

Emperor Wanli understood.It turned out to be because of the watermelon!
He never expected that this watermelon would cause such a majestic political earthquake.

However, Emperor Wanli was not someone who would easily admit defeat, especially now that the cabinet was also aggressively standing aside, which gave Emperor Wanli a lot of confidence.

Emperor Wanli watched the group of censors who were not afraid of the cold or the cold kneeling on the snowy stone slab in front of the Daming Gate, yelling that the watermelon was a monster, and it appeared because the emperor did not go to court.

Emperor Wanli couldn't help being agitated. He really hates going to court now. Once he goes to court, he will face endless quarrels. No matter what he says or does, people will argue that this is not right, that is not right.As long as the ancestors established the law and the imperial court system, it would be better for him, the emperor, to sit there motionless like a mud tire.

But Emperor Wanli couldn't express it like this. Emperor Wanli said: "I have told the cabinet a long time ago. Now I have anger in my chest and occasionally feel dizzy, so I don't go to court. When I recover, I will naturally go to court." toward."

But after hearing this reason, the censors and officials did not recognize it.

They just replied: "Your Majesty, don't be deceived by the cabinet. They are now controlling the government and arbitrarily arbitrarily in front of the front. They have hindered all officials and the emperor. Also, what Shen Shixing said about the Tang Dynasty just now is all nonsense. If Yes, why didn’t I, Ming Dynasty? This watermelon is a monster! I beg the emperor to take the world as his own responsibility, to listen to the government, and don’t let the little ones handle the magic weapon.”

Shen Shixing was so angry that he almost vomited blood. This group of censors were ignorant and incompetent, and if they didn't know it, they would deny that others knew it.This is just too much.

Shen Shixing said: "Nonsense! The emperor is a virtuous lord, and the cabinet officials all take the emperor's orders. You are using the words of evildoers to force the palace to disrupt the government."

Of course the censors did not recognize it.They feel that they are the party of justice.

So, he quarreled with Shen Shixing and other Sange elders without stopping.

Emperor Wanli was really buzzing when he heard this noisy scene.

Emperor Wanli said angrily: "Enough! Presumptuous! Shut up!"

Emperor Wanli suddenly became angry, and the quarreling officials of Daming Gate immediately turned off the flames.

Everyone quickly knelt on the ground and apologized.

Emperor Wanli said: "The watermelon was presented to me by the eldest son of the emperor. It is not a monster. It is just a watermelon. Aren't you arguing so much because you want to know how this melon came from?"

All the ministers, including the censors who have been working hard to advise, were also dumbfounded. This melon was actually presented by the eldest son of the emperor.

Some time ago, they planned to go to Shuwanli Emperor to enshrine the eldest son of the emperor.Now this melon was dedicated to the emperor by the eldest son of the emperor.

So is this melon a monster?

The censors never expected such a result, how did this end up for them?

However, this is not a problem for them. Since there is no way to accuse Watermelon of being a monster, let's continue to admonish Emperor Wanli to go to court.

You have to find a reason, otherwise where would you put your face?

Therefore, these censors kept silent about the evil watermelon, and just stared at the fact that Emperor Wanli did not go to court, desperately trying to persuade him.

Emperor Wanli was also disturbed by it, and finally could only grit his teeth and promise to go to court after a while.As for the deadline, I didn't say.

But, steps, now everyone has them.

Thus, the farce of knocking on the que came to an end.

Shen Shixing and Xu Wangjiaping also watched the censors leave the stage indignantly.

These three elders.It never occurred to me that a piece of watermelon would turn out to be such a big scene, it's really frightening.

Emperor Wanli was very angry when he returned to Qianqing Palace. At this time, Zhu Changluo also happened to come to pay his respects.

Emperor Wanli watched Zhu Changluo approach, and Emperor Wanli said angrily, "It's all because of you."

Zhu Changluo was taken aback, what's wrong?Why did it suddenly become like this?

Zhu Changluo quickly knelt down and said, "I know I'm wrong. But I don't know what's wrong?"

At this time, the Emperor Wanli saw Zhu Changluo frightened again.He also said softly: "Forget it, I don't blame you. It's all my own trouble. Why give watermelon to the cabinet if there is nothing to do. This matter was known by the censors, and they insisted that this watermelon is a monster. Then gather together and knock at the Daming Gate."

Zhu Changluo never expected it.This watermelon turned out to be such a shockingly large melon.

This is really worse than Dou E!
Zhu Changluo hurriedly said: "Father, this watermelon was planted by my son in the glass greenhouse in Xishan, and there are still many unripe ones in it. My son will go to Xishan Huangzhuang to destroy them all now."

But when Emperor Wanli heard it, there were still many uncooked ones.He stopped being angry immediately.

He hurriedly asked Zhu Changluo in surprise: "There are really many more?"

Zhu Changluo didn't expect Emperor Wanli to change his face so quickly, Zhu Changluo said carefully: "There are still a dozen or twenty more."

Emperor Wanli rubbed his little hands when he heard this, "There are more than 20 more. Do you know any of them? Quickly pick another one for me."

Emperor Wanli completely forgot his anger just now, and he was only thinking about what Zhu Changluo said, and there were more than [-] watermelons. . .

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