Great Sui Storyteller

Chapter 703 702. Pretending to be Stupid
"Hey, don't!"

When her extremely sharp fingers were about to pierce Shou Jing's eyeballs, Shou Jing disappeared.

Only this sentence remained.

When it reappeared, it was five steps away from her:

"Crazy girls! Don't wait for anyone to finish talking! Don't even think about it. If I don't know Li Shouchu, how can I know so many things about you!"

"..."

Originally, the long needle was pulled out, and the grinning movement paused...

And Shoujing rubbed his eyes speechlessly, with a look of exasperation:
"Every girl knows how to fight and kill every day! Thanks to Li Shouchu, he is always worried about you!"

As soon as the words came out, he smiled and was really dumbfounded.

After thinking about it, her figure suddenly disappeared.

The kung fu of hiding is the same as before.

But still useless for keeping quiet.

He just looked at the direction where he was smiling and hiding, and said word by word:

"Li Shouchu is sleeping now, so he can't hear us. But when he wakes up, he will be very happy to know that I met you. So... I am not your enemy, understand? I am not Li Shouchu either. , but I'm Li Shouchu!...Oh, why do I have to explain to you every time I meet you...Isn't my face pure and innocent! "

Hearing his words, the grinning voice became extremely ghostly again:
"who are you?"

"I'm Shoujing, but I'm also Li Shouchu!"

"..."

"I know, it may be difficult for you to accept...but you can imagine me as Li Shouchu...it's not right...Li Shouchu is a person, you know? But there is a Taoist technique called cutting three corpses...also called one qi Sanqing. Li Shouchu was divided into three, besides me, there is another person. So you should understand, grandma, right?"

Shoujing sighed.

It's hard, really.

After hearing his words, he grinned and digested the information for a while before asking in that ghostly voice with doubts:

"How can I believe that what you said is true!"

"...Ask about you and Li Shouchu as you please."

"Where did we first meet?"

"In the wilderness, you came to attack Sun Bofu to kill that dragon fire... By the way, where has that dragon fire gone recently? Why is there no news? Anyway, Li Shouchu caught you out, and in the end you were arrested by Sun Junce Pegasus was scared off."

"...Sing that ditty he taught."

"I sang the whole "Dingjun Mountain" in the middle of the night? I think you are embarrassing me..."

Before he finished speaking, seeing that he was about to leave with a smile, he quickly waved his hand:

"Okay, I'll sing for you... this one~ the letter came by coincidence~"

After a section was sung, Shou Jing asked speechlessly:
"What else do you want to ask?"

"Who was there when we ate that time?"

"You, me, Monk, Lao Du, Second Brother, Hong Ying, Wen Guan and Ling Long."

"What dish?"

"It's stewed in an iron pot!"

Hearing this playful address, finally, the smiling figure stepped out of the shadows again.

Although blindfolded, Ke Shoujing could still feel her doubts:
"Are you really him?"

"It's true. It's not just me. You go to Taiyuan and find a man named Shouzhen. He is also him."

"..."

After a while, Xiao Xixi finally let go of her guard.

but……

"Why are you here?"

"Because Li Shouchu... is not right, Li Shilang, you know?"

"Ah."

"Li Shilang asked me to protect Zhai Rang."

"Ok?"

"It's really complicated to talk about it, and there are a lot of things mixed in... But it has nothing to do with us. The most important thing is, didn't we meet? Why are you here? Spying on intelligence? Or assassinating something? General? You say it, and I will help you transport it out without anyone noticing, let's add two to five, and hack him to death!"

"..."

Smiling for a moment, he was speechless.

Although she also admits that whoever speaks to the degree of insanity in tone is worse than the Taoist priest...

but……

"Aren't you here to protect Zhai Rang?"

"Yes. But I will protect Zhai Rang, and the others have nothing to do with me."

"... Taoist priest~"

Hearing this, he smiled and was completely speechless.

"How did you get so crazy?"

"..."

Shou Jing, who was originally a bit strange about the title "Taoist", rolled his eyes instantly.

You are so good at talking.

"Why are you here? Have a mission?"

"No, I'm here to help Qin Shubao find information."

"Oh?!"

Shou Jing's eyes lit up instantly.

"Second brother, he..."

"Well, it's inside Hulao Pass. There are people trying to persuade Pei Renji to surrender, and some people want to defend. So I'll help Qin Shubao take a look~ Let's see what's going on...Who would have thought that you would find me directly! Hee hee Hee hee~"

Smiling, that movement is still so "friendly".

After hearing this, Shou Jing asked:
"How is he?"

"……good."

"Was Zhang Xutuo's death a big blow to him?"

"It's pretty big, but not that big."

"How to say?"

"When I found him, he was really depressed. But...he told me that's actually fine."

"why?"

"Because...he said that Zhang Xutuo was very tired. It was his greatest wish to die on the battlefield. Otherwise, he would be so soft-hearted when he watched his men fight to the death. Because ...The imperial court is about to end. When the imperial court is over, Zhang Xutuo's spirit will also be gone. So...this is the best way. To die at the hands of Shan Xiongxin, the other party is also a soldier, and he also has the world in his heart Soldier. A shroud in horse leather is the greatest respect for a general."

"..."

Shoujing didn't know what to say for a moment when he said the words with a smile.

Although very gratifying...

But he couldn't help but let out a long sigh:
"Ugh……"

After a sigh, he said directly:
"You tell the second brother that I'm here. Just let him rest assured~ As for Hulaoguan, Pei Renji... Let him think about the motto I gave him."

"Hmm. Any more?"

"There's nothing else... What about you? Have you encountered any trouble recently?"

"No~ But Master wants to go to Jiangdu recently..."

"do not go."

As soon as she opened her mouth with a smile, Shou Jing shook her head without thinking:
"Don't go."

"……why?"

"There won't be any wars happening in Jiangdu for the time being. And if you go, you will probably be thrown into a muddy water and you won't be able to get out. So, you can go anywhere, but don't come to Jiangdu."

"...But aren't you in Jiangdu?"

"Yes. It is because I am here that I ask you not to come. Jiangdu's undercurrent... If you participate in it, it will cause harm but no benefit!"

Saying that, Shou Jing suddenly paused...

"How about you go to Taiyuan?"

"... Taiyuan?"

"Yes. Go directly to Shouzhen..."

Shoujing's voice was slightly lowered, and he said word for word with a smile:

"Li Shouchu...bet his arm on the new era!"

"...?"

Smiling, he obviously didn't understand this.

Shoujing made a fool of himself.

But either joking or joking, this person can deal with it.

After thinking about it, he nodded:

"As long as there is a lot of work there, you can go. Anyway, you can go anywhere~"

"...Speaking of which, there is one thing I don't understand."

"Ask, I'll tell you~"

"I won't mention it for you, Xueyinke, the old man...has already enlightened, why is he still working as a killer every day? Isn't it necessary?"

"What is unnecessary?"

"Be a killer. Is he short of money?"

"No. Are you short of money? If you are short, I can give it to you. I have a lot~"

"It's useless for me to ask for money."

Shoujing shook his head:

"Since there is no shortage of money, why do you still want to be a killer?"

"Because we are killers."

"..."

The strange answer made Shoujing not know what to say for a while.

Then I heard Xiao Xixi reply in a natural tone like eating and drinking:
"Others pay, and we kill people. It's our job, so... isn't it right?"

Good guy.

All in all, you really regard killer as a lifelong career, right?

He silently shook his head.

"That is to say, you go to Taiyuan, and when you get there, go directly to Li Shimin and Shouzhen. He is the same as me, we are both Li Shouchu. So you can go directly with Xue Yinke and her old man. How about it?"

"Yeah, okay. But... what about Qin Shubao?"

"Him?...Don't worry, Hulao won't last long."

Looking through the mountains and forests, he looked at the outline of Hulao Pass faintly visible in the distance, he said.

……

What Shou Jing said was right.

On the third day when the Wagang Army besieged Hulao Pass...

In Hulao Pass at night, there was a sudden shout of killing.

The sound rang all night.

At dawn on the fourth day, the doors were closed and wide open.

Pei Renji...

Dropped.

In fact, no one was surprised that he surrendered, on the contrary, he felt that it was justifiable.

Because when Liu Changgong returned to Luocang, he acted like a standard rebellious boy.

Deliberately delaying the fighter plane wiped out Liu Changgong's 2-strong army.

That alone is enough to kill his whole family.

What's more... In the mouth of the bad woman, he has always been a standard folly, swaying from side to side, and being very ambiguous with everyone.

But now that Wagang has even broken back to Luocang, it would be abnormal for him not to surrender.

Wagang soldiers took down Hulao Pass without bloodshed.

And Shoujing finally saw Qin Qiong.

The second brother is still the same second brother, but with a longer beard.

He came out with Pei Renji, and many generals came out at the same time.

All of these generals were covered with blood, but he was the only one who didn't see any blood or murderous intent on his body.

It seemed that the Hulaoguan rebellion last night had nothing to do with him at all.

And it should be.

It can be seen from his marginalized position...

In Shoujing's induction, the martial arts of these bloody people really can't catch up with the second brother.But it happened to occupy the position of arch guard Pei Renji.

The generals headed by Qin Qiong were clean, but they could only stand on the edge.

The answer is self-evident.

But Qin Qiong didn't seem to care, but since he left the city, when Pei Renji surrendered to Zhai Rang, his eyes kept falling on Shoujing's face.

Straight to the point.

There was three points of doubt and three points of excitement in his eyes, and the rest was hesitant to speak.

But Shoujing smiled at him, and after saying hello, the old god pretended to be an expert by Zhai Rang's side.

Surrendered, he has no interest.

But on the bright side, it is not easy to show that he is too close to the second brother.

After all, his identity is a sophomore.

When the time comes, if the second elder brother gets involved in Wagang because of himself, it won't be worth it.

And in order to make the relationship with Qin Qiong not develop abruptly, since the night when he saw Xiao Xixi, Shou Jing has been hanging out with Cheng Yaojin and other generals.

It created the illusion that this master of enlightenment especially likes to join a group of reckless men.

Moreover, the people he approached were basically irregular.

Sometimes it was Cheng Yaojin, and sometimes he would suddenly appear at a general who was brushing his horse. After a few words, Hara hooked his shoulders and asked him to buy him a drink.

Nine out of ten must refuse. After all, drinking is not allowed in the military. This is an iron law.

But invisibly, his "self-familiar" persona has been established.

Everyone knows that this master of Dao enlightenment has no airs of a master in his body, on the contrary... there is a enthusiasm for doing things informally everywhere.

That felt weird.

And with this impression, it would be reasonable for him to approach Qin Qiong suddenly.

Therefore, when the surrender was completed and Zhai Rang led the team to enter Hulao Pass, Shou Jing naturally left Zhai Rang alone, walked into the group of "surrendered soldiers", and put his hand on Qin Qiong's shoulder :
"Hey, General, what's your name?"

Qin Qiong was taken aback...

Not only him, but everyone else was also taken aback.

The main reason is that the timing of Shou Jing's departure was too abrupt.

Anyway, this can be regarded as a formal surrender ceremony. Opening the door to enter the city, how can this person leave the team openly, and then chat with someone who has never met before?
This Wagang village...

Pei Renji frowned subconsciously.

Glancing at Zhai Rang...

But seeing Zhai Rang already looked familiar.

There's no way, a master of enlightenment...he can do whatever he wants, who can stop him?

Besides...

He can still beat Li Mi.

Zhai Rang, who seems to have straightened his waist these days, has no limit to his "love" for Shoujing.

Not to mention chatting at this time... Even if he suddenly slapped Pei Renji to death, Zhai Rang wouldn't say anything.

So, not only pretending to be invisible, he also arched his hands on the horse:
"Mr. Shoujing, please come to the banquet later."

"Oh, good. Commander Zhai just enter the city. Don't worry, there will be no danger!"

Following his words, as expected, Zhai Rang's waist became straighter.

So much so that Pei Renji couldn't help asking:

"Great Commander, this..."

"Guardian's guest guard. A master of enlightenment."

"!!!"

"Sigh~~~~"

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Shou Jing differently in an instant.

Even including Qin Qiong.

The name is Shou Jing.

Right.

but……

A master of enlightenment! ?
? ? ? ?
These people subconsciously want to show respect, but... at this moment, the style of hanging shoulders and backs with Qin Qiong feels a little strange.

People can't respect it at all.

Amidst the extreme contradiction, Shou Jing patted Qin Qiong on the shoulder:

"Hey, my name is Shoujing. What's your name?"

"..."

Qin Qiong reacted for a moment, then blushed and said with a flat stomach:
"The last general...Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao."

Others thought that his blushing was agitated.

But actually...

He was suppressed by laughter.

After hearing this, Shou Jing nodded:
"Hmm...a good name...that who, Cheng Yaojin!"

Suddenly, he turned his head and looked at Cheng Yaojin who followed the team and rode into the city wearing armor.

Cheng Yaojin's mouth twitched...

The first reaction is to pretend not to know.

Then I heard a sentence:
"Let's go, take a stroll? I see that the water in the moat is quite clear. Let's go fishing?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

A group of Wagang generals could not hear them.

Even quickened the pace.

And Cheng Yaojin just bowed his hands:
"Sir, the general has to deal with the defense of the city at the end, so I won't go... let's go first. Drive!"

"Hey, what are you doing running so fast...forget it, Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao."

He turned his head to look at Qin Qiong whose face was getting redder and redder.

I knew in my heart that he might have reached his limit.

So nodded:
"Go, show me your moat..."

After finishing speaking, he put his hand on Qin Qiong's shoulder, and the two of them disappeared without a trace.

Not only did the generals in Wagang not frown, but they all let out a big sigh of relief...

"call……"

This ancestor... finally found something new.

(End of this chapter)