The Su God of the Reopening of the Sports Arena

Chapter 886 Then we'll pee on their faces! (asking for tickets~)

Just as everyone prepares for the closing events of the Olympics.

A piece of heavy news began to sweep across the world suddenly.

[Miguo Tianxie protested, claiming to be hacked and lose the medal! 】

[The results of this Olympic Games have been greatly improved, and it is very likely that there are drug ingredients in it. 】

[Bolt has improved too much, and flower planter Su Shen has also improved too much. One broke the physical limit of human beings and the other broke the physical limit of yellow people. This is unreasonable. 】

[Some experts claim that this improvement does not conform to the human history improvement curve, and there may be problems. 】

[Drug inspection is imperative, we can't let what happened to Ben Johnson run rampant! 】

[An Ivy League sports professor who did not want to be named claimed: How can a person who loves to eat junk food and sleep in late become a world champion?Unheard of.Unless he's an alien! 】

……

shit.

It's fried.

And the point is, I don't know when these news started, but they worked together so hard to attack together.

You have to know that the Western media has never been in the same spirit, and many times the internal fighting itself is very serious.

But sometimes, they also work together, such as when suppressing the rise of others together.

more positive than anyone else.

Maybe the next time it is so positive, it will be when aliens invade the earth.

Faced with this kind of thing, Jamaica couldn't sit still.

Jamaican Sports Minister Olivia Groango directly stood up and said: "He often encounters questions about "conspiracy and evil intentions". It is not unusual."

Groango has repeatedly stated that Jamaicans' achievements in sprinting are achieved by their own hard training, not drugs.

For Bolt's success, Groango said that Bolt is no different from other Jamaicans, but he is indeed a genius.Bolt, like all Jamaicans, eats a lot of nutritious vegetables and fish, and Jamaica's air is very little pollution, so there are so many outstanding sprinters emerging.

Granco said that it was Bolt who introduced Jamaica to tens of thousands of people in the world. He is the greatest hero and the best ambassador of Jamaica. He made countless people become interested in Jamaican culture.

"Those who say that Jamaican athletes are taking doping are very irresponsible. I think they should all go to hell!" Groango said angrily.But... Obviously, this kind of strength is not enough.

Now it is a public opinion war led by the entire United States.

This point, if you think about it carefully, is consistent with when Bolt just broke the world record, the Americans took the lead in questioning the timer at the Kingston National Stadium?
It is simply a version carved out of a mold.

Only this time, the protagonist is changed from "timer" to "stimulant".

Bolt has never been used to this kind of provocation. Facing reporters, he said bluntly: "I just love junk food."

He also said that he not only eats once, but also eats several times a day, and the more he eats before the game, the more gluttonous he is.

The subtext is, what can you do to me?
"But this doesn't conform to the laws of the human body at all. This makes us wonder if there is any difference in you. Ben Johnson is you Jamaicans."

Meaning, there are precedents.

Listening to what he remembered, Bolt laughed loudly, and said: "Ben Johnson joined the Maple Leaf Country. He is from the Maple Leaf Country, not from our Jamaicans. And when it comes to medicine, who can compare to you, A Meili?" Card people."

"I remember your leader in track and field, Gatlin hasn't been 'released' yet."

The meaning of saying this is—your own buttocks are not clean, and you are still talking about me?

"Then do you dare to take a urine test at any time?"

"Dare." Bolt said.

"Then do you dare to test blood at any time?"

"What's the problem?" Bolt said.

"In order to prevent you from cheating, the International Anti-Doping Organization will step up inspections on you, do you accept it?" This is said, as if the International Anti-Doping Organization is run by you, America.But unexpectedly, Bolt still generously agreed.

So happy.

It was simply bewildering.

After all, none of the flying people before was happy to this extent.

This made some people in Millikin grit their teeth in "hate".

Confession, he is so confident, then he must check out something!
If it fails fifty times, it will be a hundred times.

How about a hundred times?
Some people from the International Anti-Doping Organization asked the United States to be overbearing.

If it doesn't work a hundred times, it will be two hundred times! ! !

Anyway, something must be checked out!
I still can't believe it, you can really be so clean by running so fast!

We don't believe it! ! !

In this regard, Boltra embarked on a crazy journey of hundreds of drug tests a year during his peak period.

Such a serious matter.

The florist also immediately held a press conference.

After all, Bolt was not only hacked this time, God Su was also mentioned.

For Su Shen's team, they reacted very keenly and immediately held a press conference to refute the rumors.

Although it is said that "spreading rumors with one mouth, dispelling rumors will run away", but if you don't say anything at all, it is tantamount to giving up the high ground of public opinion to the opponent, so how can it work?Even great men have said that if you don’t occupy the position of public opinion, the enemy will naturally occupy it. Therefore, the idea that the clear will be cleared and the turbid will be turbid can only be said to be too much in the increasingly complex international environment. Innocent.

Not only Su Shen and the others are here, Yuan Guoqiang and even Yu Weili are here.

In fact, if Toyoki hadn't been called to a meeting, he would have come too.

Such remarks are too "bad".

Once it comes true.

Even skepticism.

It is also enough to make this extremely outstanding historical achievement eclipsed by a lot.

That.

It is definitely something that they, a group of sportsmen, do not allow.

First of all, in the face of the malicious slander that we hacked the medals of the US team, we directly threw out strong evidence.

Based on the video data provided by Zhang Jinsheng and others, the arbitration committee confirmed that the American player had indeed committed a foul and upheld the original penalty.

Moreover, these close-up shots were all recorded by Zhang Jinsheng and others with cameras on their shoulders.The video data they provided played a decisive role in the final penalty.

Looking at such a high-definition camera, the Americans could only be speechless.

Became dumb.

Seeing that this method is not working, then immediately attack the next problem, which is Su Shen's grades.

"Su, your performance this time is so good, you are simply a yellow God of War." The first half of the sentence was normal, but the second half suddenly changed the subject, and said in a non-human way: "However, you are so unpredictable. Everyone may be very puzzled, what will people think if the records of so many yellow races are improved every year."

This is a blatant hint as to whether God Su used some forbidden substance to have such an outbreak.

In this way, the "five-year territory" that God Su worked so hard to build may even be broken in an instant.

The sprint confidence that has just been condensed will be wiped out in an instant.

The point is that what he said was quite "elegant", as if accusing you for no reason, and even gave you a huge hat to make you take the initiative to admit it.

"I am improving fast, so you suspect that I am using medicine?" Su Shen also laughed, and said: "The Jamaica next door has improved more than me in a year, and it is several times more than me. In comparison, my progress speed is already considered Pretty 'normal'."

"So he is also quite suspicious." The reporter immediately said.

Stupid.

God Su thought to himself, he knew better than anyone how clean that guy was.

It was so clean that the urine was squeezed dry.

"Then your Anti-Doping Association, will you check it out?" Su Shen teased.

"Not now, but that doesn't mean it won't happen in the future. Many stimulants can't be detected for the time being." Pharmaceutical technology is on the other side of the ocean."

"You haven't researched the medicine, how can others."

"Is there any more advanced forbidden drug in this world than the other side?"

The American reporter was suddenly embarrassed.

Because it is true.

Over the years.

But any drug ever discovered.

Basically, they are all products developed by the United States, at least there are some figures from the United States in it, plus the most famous pharmaceutical laboratory in the world, the pharmaceutical production factory Barco Laboratory, this sentence, although it is a joke, but it cannot be refuted.

Because it is.

How can we research the medicine that you have not researched in Millikin.

"You can't be sure that others have also used drugs just because you haven't run away while taking drugs."

After all, there is precedent for this.

The United States is playing a game of thieves and catch thieves, but it is very slippery. It is said that Jamaican athletes take it during the offseason to strengthen their bodies.

And that Jamaica's drug tests are as inaccurate as their national stadium clock.

It is proposed that only their WADA or IAAF inspection agencies are the most accurate and formal agencies.

This has allowed Bolt to go back and forth to these professional checkpoints for doping many times.

But everyone knows that farts are not checked out.

And at this time, you can't take any medicine, because you are afraid that someone will mess with you. When Bolt is sick, he dare not take medicine, even cough medicine, let alone energy drinks.

You ask what to do if you are sick?
In order to deal with other people's possible 24-hour stay, they may even deliberately see that you have a cold and need to take medicine, so they make a surprise inspection and want to find fault with the egg.The only thing you have to do at a time like this is...

Die sick.

Then let the other party do nothing.

That's what Bolt did.

It seems that God Su may also face this problem in the future.

Because neither Bolt nor Su Shen is from the United States.

This is the biggest "problem".

"That's hard to say, our principle is not to let one go." Seeing that the American reporters still wanted to quibble, Su Shen spread his hands and said: "Well, you can come to check anytime, there is no problem, once Is it enough to check fifty times a year? If not, a hundred times, I welcome it."

"Keep checking until you're bored yourselves."

Ok.

Seeing Su Shen being so tough, the reporters from the flower planter applauded secretly in their hearts.

Facing the doubts of crooked people, as long as you are not a banana person, you will still subconsciously stand on the position of your compatriots.

"Then you have to record all your whereabouts," the reporter said.

"Oh, there is no problem. Do you have any doubts? If not, please step aside. You really take up too much time of others. This press conference is not held for you alone."

Seeing that the reporter was speechless, he wanted to say something, but was "glared at" by the rest of the reporters.

It can only be "sit down resentfully".

Just like God Su said.

This press conference was not held for him alone.

There are so many people waiting to ask questions.

You are all occupied.

There are fewer people.

You have to rely on writing news for your living. If you do this, it will definitely cause dissatisfaction among the rest of the people.

After this wave is over.

Back to the Olympic Village.

Su Shen and Bolt sent a message:
Hey, buddy, remember to stock up at night in the future, so as not to pee in the morning.

Su Shen, this is an absolutely kind opinion, because the inspections are basically in the morning, and if you can't urinate, then it's a pity, guess what?People will stand next to you all the time, watching your little brother, waiting for you to pee out and take it away.

Feel perverted?Unfortunately, that is it.

In fact, it is even more exaggerated, and it will make you take off your clothes to pee. Bolt himself crazily complained about this in his autobiography.

Saying.

Su Shen didn't want to be stared at all the time.

So he gave this well-intentioned opinion.

Unexpectedly, Bolt opened his mouth and replied:

Then we'll piss on their faces.

Su Shen: ...

Hahahaha.

I almost couldn't hold back the mineral water in my mouth and spurted it out with laughter.

But don't think too much about it, Su Shen has also entered the key investigation targets of the anti-doping organization in the future.

In the future, it is estimated that being watched by people peeing will become the norm.

after all.

Who told them that they were not from Amerika.

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