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Chapter 85 Amitabha, the poor monk is offended!

Chapter 85 Amitabha, the poor monk is offended!
When blocked by several robbers, Monkey King thought a lot.

Whether he wants to beat these little thieves to death with a stick, if he follows his past temper, that's for sure.But following a pedantic monk by his side will definitely prevent him from killing.

Although Tang Sanzang couldn't stop him, it was annoying to be talked about.

After all, this monk has never stopped since he left Wuzhi Mountain, and it really showed the monkey the words and skills of the eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty!
However, just when Monkey King was tangled.

Tang Sanzang actually took the initiative to go up.

So, next, the monkey saw such a scene.

……

"My benefactors, what are you doing?"

The six big men laughed loudly when they heard the sound, "Monk Wuna, I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave money to buy roads! Be honest and leave your horses and luggage, and I will spare you."

Tang Sanzang sighed slightly.

Then he put his hands together and said: "All benefactors, you have gone astray."

"Blocking roads and robbing is a felony. According to the law, it is three thousand miles away. Those who hurt others will be beheaded. Why should you lose your life for mere money?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed to six people.

"The poor monk saw that the six benefactors had big arms, round waists, and strong bodies."

"You must be a good hand at farming!"

"Nowadays there are neither military disasters nor natural disasters in the world. Wouldn't it be good to reclaim some fields and live a stable life?"

"Besides, you are both in your 30s and [-]s. You must have parents and children. If you are arrested by the government for robbery, what will happen to your parents? What about your wife? What about your children?"

"As the saying goes, good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles."

"Neighbors, clan relatives and friends know, how can the parents and wives left behind in the family hold their heads up?"

"What do the neighbors think of them?"

"What do the neighbors think of them?"

"What do relatives and friends think of them?"

"How to live in the ten miles and eight towns in the future?"

"Don't you feel heartbroken for such a huge trauma to the family for a little money?"

"Think about it, benefactors, is it worth it to block the road and rob?"

The robbers: (°△°|||)︴

monkey:"……"

After being silent for a long time, a bandit seemed a little shaken and couldn't help but said, "Brother, I think..."

"To shut up!!"

At the same time, the bandit leader who came back to his senses immediately interrupted him.

Then he pointed at the man's nose and cursed: "We are robbing, do you understand what is meant by 'do what you do and love what you do'? Today is just talking about breaking the sky. We have to rob this shipment!"

He immediately raised his knife and pointed at Tang Sanzang, "Monk, stop talking nonsense, leave the horses and luggage, and spare your life."

"Otherwise, I will tell you to move your head!"

As he spoke, he led a group of robbers to force him up.

Tang Sanzang sighed.

Youyou said: "It seems that you don't want to listen to the poor monk's reasoning."

Reasoning with robbers is useless.

Sun Wukong slandered, and was about to make a move, but he didn't want to be stuffed into his arms with a Pilu hat and a nine-ringed tin rod.

He stared in astonishment.

I saw a bald head shining brightly under the sun, and the wide red cassock made hunting sounds in the wind. At the same time, Tang Sanzang walked towards the oncoming robber with his fists clenched.

"Amitabha, poor monk, offended!"

……

Recalling those six robbers with bruised noses and swollen faces, crying and kneeling in front of Tang Sanzang, expressing that they would never do bad things again and begging for forgiveness.

Sun Wukong still feels a little dazed.

This is really what the Bodhisattva said, Tang Sanzang who needs his protection?

"Wukong, we are going into the town, cover your face quickly, so as not to scare the people here again!"

Tang Sanzang's voice finally brought the monkey back to God.

"Yes, Master."

In fact, Sun Wukong didn't want to cover it, but considering Tang Seng's mouth that must be talking non-stop, and his handsome face that ordinary people can't appreciate, he had to use a black scarf to cover his face.

Leading the horse, the two were thinking about where to buy some vegetarian food.

There was a strange yelling sound suddenly.

"Hey!!"

"Handsome men and beautiful women, look over here!"

"Heifengshan's latest movie, the number one love movie in history, "Love Letter" has been released!"

"Men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it!"

"Show at noon, only the last seat left!"

There was a flash of interest in the monkey's eyes, "Movie, what is this?"

"My old grandson has never heard of it."

Tang Sanzang was thoughtful when he heard the sound, "I heard about it when I was in Chang'an. The movie is called "Snow White and the Three Monsters".

"Many people are willing to wait a day and night just to see it once!"

"It's amazing!" The monkey's eyes lit up.

Looking at the crowd in front of the theater gate, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes twice, and suddenly said: "Master, why don't we go and have a look?"

"No."

Tang Sanzang shook his head, "I don't know how long this wait will be."

"We have to hurry after finishing our fast."

The monkey immediately laughed and said: "Master, don't worry, with my grandson here, I can enter the venue right away."

"I'll go buy some vegetarian food then, let's watch while we eat."

"what do you think?"

Hearing what his apprentice said, Tang Sanzang couldn't help being moved.

The last time he wanted to watch the movie "Snow White and the Three Monsters" in Chang'an City, but he was unable to do so because it was an important period of preparation for the Water and Land Ceremony.

How can you not be tempted to catch up with a new movie now?
As for "My Buddha", Tang Sanzang did not know about it.

Because shortly after he left Chang'an, "My Buddha" was released, but it was banned by Li Shimin within a few days.

That is true.

The men and horses sent to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures have just left.

If you openly show movies that smear Buddhism in the capital of your country, do you still want to get the scriptures?

"That's fine."

After thinking for a long time, Tang Sanzang finally nodded in agreement.

……

Due to the growing reputation of Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company, every time a new movie is released, it will attract a large number of businessmen to buy the movie.

Therefore, these businessmen from different towns raised funds to form a special escort team, recruited monks who were good at flying, went to Heifeng Mountain to buy movie jade slips, and then distributed them to various theater buildings.

In order for Du Fei to achieve the effect of simultaneous release of the movie in the lower realm.

On each jade slip, a banning formation is set.

It cannot be canceled until the release date.

If someone breaks it forcibly, the jade slip will be burned automatically, and no one can restore it, unless you have a cultivation level above Daluo Jinxian.

So, at noon today.

Within tens of thousands of miles around Heifeng Mountain, the theaters in the cities and towns of the major kingdoms are already full of people who come to watch movies, ranging from princes and nobles to traffickers and pawns, men, women and children.

After all, this is known as the number one love movie in history.

And thousands of mobile phone users scattered all over the Three Realms also took out their mobile phones early, waiting for the movie to be released.

The one with the largest number of people is Tianting!
……

"This demon king has released a new work so soon!"

"Yeah, how long has it been?"

"I don't know what story this movie is about?"

"Looking at the name, it should be a love movie. Rumor has it that Xiansheng Zhenjun and that Xihailongnu are the main characters!"

"Where did you hear that?"

"Eight Immortals, didn't they go to the lower realm of Heifeng Mountain to study?"

"There are Lan Caihe and Uncle Cao in this movie!"

"interesting……"

On the Lingxiao Palace, the immortals are communicating with each other with their spiritual thoughts.

Soon, the Jade Emperor walked out from behind the curtain.

"Meet Your Majesty!" x N
When the Jade Emperor saw that the immortals were holding a mobile phone, he immediately raised his hand and pressed it weakly. He smiled and said, "You don't need to be too polite. Since you are watching movies together in the Lingxiao Palace, let's share one screen."

After all, he waved his hand.

Then the mobile phone screen was enlarged hundreds of times and projected in the air.

 I really have no water!Every chapter is carefully written, everyone must believe me!

  There are two updates every day, don't say that I am one update (つД`)
  Most importantly, the number of updates doubled after it was put on the shelves!At that time, [-] words per day! !
  
 
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