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Chapter 68 I want to make Tang Monk!
"It's actually a Buddhist trick!"

On the roof of the villa, Du Fei withdrew his divine thoughts that had been protruded quietly, crushed the Coke bottle in his hand, and said bitterly.

He asked why the Garuda came to kill him.

It turned out that it was Guanyin who instigated it!
Suddenly, Du Fei felt an unknown fire. The conflict between him and Buddhism was first provoked by Guanyin Bodhisattva. "My Buddha" was just a counterattack, but the other party now looks like he can't afford it.

He even wanted to put him to death.

"What a merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves all sentient beings!"

"Play dirty with me, okay, since you are the first grader, don't blame me for the fifteenth grade." Du Fei gritted his teeth.

With his hands behind his back, he paced back and forth on the rooftop, thinking about countermeasures.

For now, the best way to discredit Fomen is to use filming, but suitable films are not easy to find.

Although there are many anti-religious films on Earth in previous lives.

But it is only one such perfect combination of comedy effect and religious reflection like "My God".

Most of the others are art films.

There are still people on earth who appreciate the words copied here.

I'm afraid it's not just going to the street.

It will also smash the signboard of Heifengshan Studio!
The most important thing is that no matter how many movies are made and how much Buddhism is smeared, it will not have much impact on the group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats in the Lingshan Mountain of Western Heaven. It will only make the Buddhist monks in the lower world feel more uncomfortable.

And experienced a big explosion of public opinion in "My Buddha".

The situation couldn't be any worse!

Filming, no.

"We have to think of a way that doesn't take much effort and can teach the immortals and Buddhas in Lingshan a painful lesson."

Du Fei rubbed his chin, secretly said.

"To defeat a powerful enemy, you should first find out his weaknesses. If he has no weaknesses, then turn your attention to those around him, the things he cares most about."

Recalling the villain's quotations from his previous life, Du Fei's mind turned.

What will Buddhism care about the most?
"Learn from the west?!"

……

In the villa on the top of the mountain, Du Fei opened the mobile phone developer authority, looking for the contact account of the mobile phone he sold the first time.

Only that person can help him in his plan.

Learn from the west.

This is the starting point of the prosperity of Buddhism.

As the saying goes, "in the dark, there is the will of heaven", and learning from the West is the will of heaven for Buddhism.

Therefore, in order to make the westward journey successful, Buddhism has long arranged for the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Tathagata.

And at the moment when Tang Seng went west, he sent a group of gods and Buddhas to escort him, including Dharma protector Jialan, Liuding Liujia, Wufangjiedi, and four-value meritorious Cao.

So, except for Tang Sanzang who wanted to die.

He didn't have to worry about being eaten by a monster on the way to learn the scriptures.

Those who can capture Tang Seng and go to the step of being a pot are either undercover agents sent by the Heavenly Court, or spies sent by the Buddhist sect.

They are all our own people!

If it is said that learning scriptures from the Western Paradise is the most important thing for Buddhism at the moment.

Then Tang Sanzang is the most important thing!

Therefore, in order to teach Buddhism a profound lesson, Du Fei planned to focus on Tang Sanzang.

"found it!"

Locking a mobile phone account, Du Fei said excitedly.

Account nickname: [Alchemy Old Daoist].

This mobile phone was the first one sold by Du Fei, and it was also the most expensive one, directly earning a top skill.

That's right, the owner of this phone is the old man Taiqing!

Looking at the Three Realms, except for the ancestor Hongjun who didn't know whether he existed or not, this old man should be the strongest fighter on paper.

The head of the great saints.

If Du Fei wanted to plot Tang Sanzang, he had to bypass the Buddhist gate, although based on the current time, Tang Sanzang should not have been approached by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and there are no guardians around him.

But when things happen in the future, the Buddhist masters only need to pinch their fingers.

You can find Du Fei, the instigator!
Therefore, in order to enter the village quietly without shooting guns, Du Fei could only pin his hopes on the old man Taiqing and asked him to help him get a vest that would not be opened.

But the question now is, is there a signal from the old man Taiqing?

When he bought this mobile phone, he didn't bring the supporting signal repeater, and once he left the range of [-] miles from Heifeng Mountain, the mobile phone would enter the self-activating mode without signal.

But the sage is omnipotent, maybe he has other ways?

"It doesn't matter, let's try it first!"

Du Fei dispelled the chaotic thoughts in his mind, directly used his authority to add old man Taiqing's wechat friend, and then sent a message.

[Better handsome than Daniel Wu]: "Here?"

loading...

"It seems that there is no signal, alas." After waiting for a while, Du Fei sighed and was about to turn off the phone.

[Old Alchemist]: "You are?"

Du Fei was overjoyed when he saw this, and quickly typed a reply.

[Better handsome than Yanzu Wu]: "It's me, the little bear from Heifengshan, you bought your mobile phone from me, do you still remember me?"

[Old Way of Alchemy]: "It turned out to be the little bear from Heifeng Mountain."

[Old Alchemy Daoist]: "What do you want from me?"

Guigui, is the Taiqing sage so easy to talk to?

Thinking of the meaningful words the other party said when he bought the mobile phone last time, Du Fei finally understood that the old man treated him differently.

The saint favors! !

After reading this, he quickly typed:
【Handsome over Daniel Wu】: "Hey, I'm in some trouble, I hope you can help me, cover up my secrets and confuse my fate."

He still doesn't know the old man Taiqing's attitude towards calculating Tang Seng.

Naturally, it cannot be said easily.

[Old Alchemy Daoist]: "You don't mean to do bad things, do you?"

Gan!
Is this the intuition of a saint? !

Du Fei was silent for a moment, recalling the many prehistoric and Journey to the West novels he had read in his previous life, and Taiqing's attitude towards Buddhism traveling westward to learn Buddhist scriptures, but after thinking for half a minute, Du Fei found out.

The old man Taiqing had never asked about learning from the scriptures!
You really deserve it!
Thinking of this, Du Fei gradually became more courageous, and he directly expressed his thoughts to the old man Taiqing.

[Better handsome than Daniel Wu]: "I want to mess with Tang Sanzang!"

[Old Alchemist]: "Huh?"

[Old Alchemist]: "I remember you are a male bear!"

The old alchemist withdrew a message.

[Old Alchemist Daoist]: "Sorry, I misunderstood just now, that, I can help you with this."

[Better than Yanzu Wu]: "Thank you saint!"

Although he didn't quite understand why the old man Taiqing suddenly said something inexplicable, Du Fei was still very grateful for the great sage's willingness to condescend and give him a little demon as a cover.

33 In the sky, an old man in a Taoist robe repeated several sins.

"In the future, we should visit Weibo less."

"Otherwise, I will almost lose my guarantee at the end of the festival!!"

As for Du Fei's talk about destroying the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, the old man in Taoist robes didn't seem to care at all.

Speaking of covering up the secret, in fact, he has already used it for Du Fei.

But that was to let some restless powerful people not disturb this little bear. Now that this little guy is going to make a big fuss, he has to increase his intensity to confuse his fate.

Let the gods and Buddhas in the sky no longer see its origin.

After living countless yuanhuis, I finally saw such an interesting creature. If you don't let him make a fuss, the Three Realms are really boring.

thought here.

The old man Taiqing gradually understood Tongtian's character.

　Recently, the detailed outline will be revised, and the update may be unstable, but there will be two more.

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　　Everyone raise books as appropriate, don’t tickle me to death one day (this damn input method)

　　


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