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Chapter 365: Heavenly Yuanshi, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young!

Chapter 365: Heavenly Yuanshi, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young!
[The anti-theft part has been overwritten and refreshed]

"Hahahahaha!"

Hearing Zhang Duoyu's words, everyone in the martial arts hall burst into laughter.

The curator was even more delighted, he clapped his hands and stomped his feet with a smile, and said to Zhang Duoyu: "Zhang Duoyu, it's because you two have been expelled and your brains are broken, can you still blow this kind of bullshit?"

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard the words.

Zhang Duoyu didn't speak, just hooked his fingers at Tong Tian.

Tong Tian understood, and immediately untied a large bag on his back, and then fell to the ground.

The golden Wishing Power banknotes fell to the ground with a clatter.

There must be several million at least!

The curator and all the martial arts fighters were stunned for a moment.

"How about it?"

Zhang Duoyu flicked her hair, and said lazily, "Come to be a guard for the master?"

thump!
Accompanied by a muffled sound.

The curator fell to his knees and hugged Zhang Duoyu's thigh, "Master Zhang, I am willing, I am willing!"

"Yo, curator, that's not what you said before."

Zhang Duoyu looked down at the curator and smiled lightly.

The curator quickly slapped himself, and scolded at the same time, "It's my eyes that don't know Taishan, it's my dog's eyes that look down on me, and I offended Zhang Ye. Please don't remember the villain, hehe."

Seeing this scene, countless viewers were stunned.

Especially the Buddhas of Lingshan.

Just now there was talking and laughing in the Daxiong Palace, and there was no sound in an instant.

Is this our Tathagata Buddha?
"Is the poor monk dazzled, the Buddha actually did such a thing?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

In the main hall, a group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats muttered to themselves in astonishment, they couldn't believe that the pictures in the movie were real.

But the Tathagata Buddha did go to Heifeng Mountain to shoot a film.

It is this "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" who is playing!
However, just when they wanted to seek the truth from the Tathagata Buddha, they found that the Tathagata Buddha had long since disappeared from the seat of the Buddha in the Daxiong Hall, and even the lotus platform had disappeared.

At this time, they remembered that the Tathagata had just left.

Looking at the obsequious curator in the movie, Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath and suddenly understood why the Tathagata Buddha had to leave.

He already knew about this plot!

That's right.

Tathagata was indeed afraid of being embarrassed by the Buddhas seeing him in this scene, so he ran away ahead of time.

If he had a choice, he didn't want to act in this scene either.

But except for the Jade Emperor, the others are too senior.

Look, the sages of the Sanqing plus Daozu Hongjun.

One of them was his master before he entered Buddhism.

He said no acting, is it useful?

Looking at myself picking up money on the ground in the mobile phone, with a face full of money fans, the Tathagata Buddha who is hiding in the Vulture Cave in Daxue Mountain at the moment has a bitter face, alas, I really regret it!
If I had known earlier, I would not have made this Laoshizi movie.

Once this movie comes out, where will he put his Buddha's face in the future?
If he guessed correctly.

Now it is estimated that the gods in the three realms are all laughing.

Tathagata guessed right, let alone other things, all the immortals in the Lingxiao Palace in the Heavenly Court were laughing and laughing.

"Hahahaha!"

"Is this really the Tathagata Buddha?"

"Director Du is a genius, this plot is too enjoyable!"

"The majestic Buddha of the Western Heaven is acting like this."

"Yixiao is generous."

"I'm curious, why did the Tathagata Buddha want to take pictures?"

"He and our Heavenly Court have always been at odds."

The immortals who had been suppressed for a long time because of the image of the Jade Emperor in front of them, no longer covered up, and released their joyous feelings to their heart's content.

Heavenly Court and Buddhism were a bit at odds with each other.

With the emergence of Du Fei, the Internet, mobile phones, TV stations and other big killers for earning incense and wish power came out one after another, and the antagonism between the two sides became more and more obvious, almost openly fighting against Taiwan.

Tianting set up a TV station, and Buddhism followed closely with Lingshan TV station.

Tianting filmed "Journey to the East" with the Eight Immortals as the core of the story, and Buddhism filmed "Journey to the West" with the Tang monk and his disciples as the core.

The competition is getting fiercer day by day.

Today, the Tathagata Buddha hugged the Jade Emperor's thigh to curry favor.

Not to mention how cool they are!
Even if this is just a fictional plot of the movie, it is enough.

Also laughing and crying are the immortals of Qianyuan Mountain, who are not at all below the Heavenly Court.

"What a treasure, what a treasure, he also has today!"

Guang Chengzi, who had exchanged hands with Tathagata, slapped the table with a smile.

"The Tathagata Buddha, who is a dignified Western religion, whose status is not much different from that of the Jade Emperor, actually hugged the Jade Emperor's thigh to curry favor. Although it is just a movie, how dare he?"

Daoist Yuding wanted to laugh, but felt that this matter was even more unbelievable.

"Indeed, if Duobao did this, he wouldn't be afraid that the Ersheng Jieyin and Zhunti would pick him off?" Master Taiyi laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

"This Du Fei is really talented!!"

Yun Zhongzi laughed and shook his head, "Jiejiao, Tianting, and Xixijiao's top figures have all been spoofed by him!"

Hearing this, Guang Chengzi was suddenly surprised and said:
"Won't Saint Nuwa also have a role in the movie?"

"hiss……"

"That's really bad!"

Master Yuding took a breath when he heard this, "Jian'er, his sister Yang Chan, is the disciple of Saint Nuwa, and I heard that Du Fei and Yang Chan seem to be fairy couples, and Saint Nuwa is half him." A mother-in-law?"

"Now Grandmaster Hongjun, Uncle Tongtian, and Uncle Taiqing all appear on stage, and it is not impossible for Saint Nuwa to participate in the performance."

"I don't think it's possible!"

Master Taiyi shook his head, "As far as I know, during the prehistoric years, Saint Nuwa and her uncle had a rift. Even with Yang Chan's relationship, she would not participate in the movie."

"who cares!"

Guang Chengzi waved his hand, "It's interesting enough to have Jade Emperor, Duobao, and Uncle and Uncle in the roles."

"It doesn't matter if there are Nuwa saints or not."

"I don't believe she can let go of her airs and make films like these few."

The other immortals nodded upon hearing this.

Daoist Taiyi suddenly looked expectant and said: "However, Junior Brother, I'm still looking forward to whether there will be other great powers coming out later to pick up saints? Quasi-sages? Emperor Fengdu, or Immortal Zhenyuan?"

"Yeah yeah!"

Daoist Yuding also had a look of excitement on his face.

"This movie has been played for less than two quarters of an hour and there are so many great talents appearing, it can be said that there are a lot of superstars."

"I can't wait to watch the next episode!"

……

Successfully collected everyone in the martial arts hall as a guard group.

Zhang Duoyu's vanity was greatly satisfied when he heard the people in the martial arts gym who were sneering at him just now, but now they were flattering him endlessly.

But he hasn't lost sight of his top priority.

That is money!
Considering that the amount of one billion wishes is indeed too large, Zhang Duoyu plans to find an accountant to help manage the accounts.

But when I think that I have a billion wishes and a huge sum of money.

Zhang Duoyu's trust in Mr. Accountant dropped sharply.

I am worried that the other party will run away with the money, and I am also worried that if the other party is not skilled enough, they will miscalculate the accounts for themselves, which will lead to the failure of the game.

So he spent huge sums of money looking for arithmetic geniuses.

Finally found a master of arithmetic who is famous all over the country.

But when he found the other party, Zhang Duoyu discovered that the other party was actually a girl named Ao Xiaojiu.

I heard that Zhang Duoyu wants to hire her to be his financial manager.

Ao Xiaojiu was very hesitant.

Faced with Zhang Duoyu's curiosity, she had no choice but to tell the truth. It turned out that the reason why she became famous all over the country was actually because she had served as a financial manager in more than a dozen chambers of commerce, and none of these chambers of commerce escaped bankruptcy and closed down one after another. Daji's fate.

She also got the title of a ghost in the business world because of this.

Currently unemployed at home.

However, Zhang Duoyu was not worried but happy when he heard it.

He was worrying about having no way to lose money, and having a villain like Ao Xiaojiu would definitely be a great help to him.

The most important thing is that Ao Xiaojiu also has a half-brother Zhen Shuai who is so poor that he has not even married a daughter-in-law. His parents are very disgusted, but Ao Xiaojiu doesn't dislike him at all, instead he keeps helping him.

Let Zhang Duoyu feel that Ao Xiaojiu is a person who values ​​affection and righteousness.

Instead, he trusted her even more.

Seeing that Zhang Duoyu didn't mind her past at all, and trusted her so much, Ao Xiaojiu was very moved.

She made up her mind that she must help Zhang Duoyu keep the family business.

33 Outside the sky, Wa Palace.

Seeing the actors playing Ao Xiaojiu and Zhen Shuai, Yang Chan narrowed her beautiful eyes slightly, exuding a faint murderous look.

Naturally, Ao Miaoxin and Du Fei played the roles of Ao Xiaojiu and Zhen Shuai.

Yang Chan was not worried about Du Fei.

She knew she was the only one the bear liked.

But that dragon girl from the East China Sea seems to have always been very close to Du Fei, and besides her, she is the only girl who has played the role of a couple with Du Fei, which makes Yang Chan feel inexplicably vigilant.

Sensing Yang Chan's change, Nuwa also understood immediately.

"This Zhen Shuai is that bear demon?"

Nuwa suddenly asked.

"Ah."

Yang Chan nodded, looking at Du Fei in the picture with gentle eyes.

Seeing this, Nuwa was a little displeased, and snorted softly, "Looking at his face and demeanor as a teacher, he is completely frivolous and sentimental. Taiqing actually accepted such a person as his apprentice, he is really blind."

"Master, don't judge people by their appearance!"

Hearing that Nuwa belittled Du Fei like this, Yang Chan was a little excited.

She immediately retorted: "Du Fei has been cultivating the Tao for more than two thousand years, and he has never been involved in flowers and grass. How can he be a person who is abusive?"

"And he makes cell phones, movies and the Internet."

"Created a new era in the Three Realms, how can you be a frivolous person?"

Seeing that her disciple actually argued against her because of a bear demon, Nu Wa sighed in her heart.I feel even more disgusted with Du Fei in my heart. What's so good about this bear demon?
To let his proud disciple fall in love so much? !
Hmph, but even if you can get Chan'er's heart, without my permission, you don't even want to get her!

Nu Wa secretly made up her mind.

In any case, his disciples are not allowed to marry Du Fei.

Back then, when the five saints gathered in Wa's Palace to prevent her from going down to save the human race and persuade the demon court, the friendship of the Taoist sect had been turned into ashes. As Du Fei was Taiqing's disciple, she would never allow Yang Chan to marry him.

Looking at Du Fei in the movie, Nu Wa has made up her mind.

……

The movie continues.

Zhang Duoyu naturally didn't care about Ao Xiaojiu's thoughts.

After solving the worries of the accountant, he immediately opened up his firepower and began to spend money lavishly.

However, Zhang Duoyu has been a fighter in the martial arts school for 20 years, and he has never seen any big scenes in his life, so even if he racks his brains to spend money, it still doesn't help.

Thinking about it, Zhang Duoyu suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

All the chambers of commerce that Ao Xiaojiu worked for were well-capitalized, but in the end they went bankrupt due to business failure.

Maybe I can also start a business to squander my wish power?
Do what you want!

Zhang Duoyu immediately convened everyone, announced that he would start a business, and appointed his good brother Tong Tian, ​​who knew nothing about business, as the president, and began to invest heavily in some pure loss-making businesses.

Just when Zhang Duoyu thought he could spend a lot of money in this way.

The reality is backfired.

Although he was looking for a group of unreliable teammates, after a tossing around, he made a mistake. Not only did he not lose his will, but he made a lot of money, which made Zhang Duoyu feel like he was struck by lightning.

The thought of the 30 days is passing fast.

He was so anxious that he couldn't sleep every night, and when he closed his eyes, a lot of wishing treasures would fall down.

Seeing how restless my good brother is every day.

Tong Tian felt very guilty.

He thought that Zhang Duoyu was dissatisfied with the performance of his group of people, that's why it became like this.

Tong Tian, ​​who didn't know it, in order to help his good brother Zhang Duoyu solve the current predicament, so he called his childhood friend to help, and told Zhang Duoyu about it.

"Many fish."

"You are under too much pressure now!"

Tong Tian grabbed Zhang Duoyu's hand and said with a serious face: "I'll introduce you to a person. He is a classmate of mine when I was young. He was nicknamed 'Big Clever', but he is as smart as me! "

"I'm coming!"

Seeing this, the Xianjiao immortals in Qianyuan Mountain instantly became excited.

"I bet this person must be a great performer!"

Guang Chengzi looked excited, clapped his fingers and pointed to Yun Jing, "Great cleverness, it sounds like a key character."

"Well, brother is right."

"Brother, I think so too."

Daoist Taiyi stroked his long beard with his hand, nodded slightly in agreement.

Daoist Yuding rubbed his chin, "Great cleverness, and a childhood friend, this person can't be played by Immortal Zhenyuan?"

"possible!"

Yun Zhongzi nodded and agreed.

"I don't think so."

Guang Chengzi shook his head, then he chuckled, "Extremely smart, with a bald head, in my opinion, it might be one of the leading saints or quasi-mentioning saints."

"Hahaha!"

"Senior brother is not unreasonable. The last time "The Voice of the Three Realms" Zhunti Saint also served as a mentor himself?"

"It's a pole, it's a pole!"

Several people laughed together, but all looked at Yun Jing.

Waiting for the final reveal of the answer.

……

Although Zhang Duoyu repeatedly evaded, expressing that he only believed in Tong Tian, ​​he still couldn't stand Tong Tian's persuasion, so he could only follow him to the hall, and saw the legendary wise man.

I saw that man was wearing straw sandals, wearing a tattered mandarin jacket, with a big unshaven beard and a pair of cross-eyed eyes.

It's very funny, and it has nothing to do with "smart".

But after seeing that person's face.

Originally, he was excitedly looking forward to who the person who played the role of the mighty would be to teach the immortals, and the smile on his face froze instantly.

The giggling laughter also stopped abruptly.

It's not because of anything else.

It's that they are so familiar with this person that they can't be more familiar with them.

Despite wearing a standard disheveled hair and shabby clothes, this very sloppy outfit.

Guangchengzi, Taiyi and others recognized each other at a glance.

"Master... Master?!"

 Anti-theft test, just once today, please bear with me.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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