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Chapter 347 If you don't eat Tang's monk meat, what kind of monster should you be?

Chapter 347 If you don't eat Tang's monk meat, what kind of monster should you be?
"Que San'er, are you telling the truth?"

Hearing what the little sparrow demon said, the little demons in the cave immediately gathered around and asked in shock.

"of course it's true."

"That's what I saw with my own eyes, it's absolutely true!"

Que San nodded heavily upon hearing this.

"Wow, that's really good!"

After receiving the affirmative answer from the sparrow demon, the gathered demons suddenly burst into joyful cheers.

"Finally I can see the Monkey King himself."

"I don't know if the Great Sage is willing to accept me as an apprentice. Don't say anything else, as long as he can teach me somersaulting clouds, my biggest dream in this life is to ride the clouds and ride the fog, and go to the sky for a while."

"Stop dreaming, how could the Great Holy Lord have a crush on you?"

"Why am I daydreaming?"

"Don't forget, I'm a baboon, and I'm in the same family as the Holy Father 500 years ago!"

A group of male goblins were happily discussing.

The female monster next to her was not idle either.

A sika deer demon covered its reddened face with an idiot expression, "Hey, the third prince of the little white dragon is coming too, I really like him, this time I can finally see the real person."

"Yes, yes, he is so handsome."

"I feel that Little White Dragon is not as handsome as Tang Sanzang."

"Tang Sanzang is just a mortal, and the third prince is the prince of the Dragon Palace. I don't know how much higher he is than Tang Seng!"

"Pull it down, don't you want to be ridden by Tang Sanzang as a big horse?"

"Dog, do you dare to say it again?!"

"I'm telling the truth, and, I'm a wolf, not a dog!"

"You are a dead dog, you dare to insult my third prince, I will fight you, old lady, ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

After the words fell, the two monsters immediately fought together.

Seeing this, other monsters rushed to pull it, and the whole cave was in chaos.

"enough!"

Accompanied by a roar of dissatisfaction, the little demons who were fighting and cursing finally calmed down, and then obediently retreated to the two sides, turning their eyes to the two great kings on the throne.

"Look at your virtues, do you still look like a monster?"

On the throne, a monster with first-born horns, gray skin, and silver armor put down his phone, stared at the monsters and cursed.

"Hmph, I already said that."

At this moment.

The one next to it looked similar, but the golden monster snorted.

He knocked on the table, "Is this mobile phone a good thing? Look at the little ones, who know how to watch dramas and check Weibo every day, even the daily practice has been missed, and they still admire a monkey so much."

"No matter how powerful the monkey is, wouldn't it be imprisoned in the gossip furnace?"

"But the great saint not only escaped."

"It's just a matter of gaining the supernatural powers with piercing eyes!"

A little monster muttered softly.

The silver-armored monster immediately widened its eyes and slapped the table, "Hey, you're so courageous, how dare you talk back to the king?"

"What piercing eyes?"

The golden-armored monster was not angry, but said disdainfully: "That's an eye disease that blows smoke and tears. You are really playing around with the gossip furnace. When the monkey comes, ask him if he would like to enter it again?"

Seeing that the gold-armored monster was not angry, the little monster below boldly asked: "How did the Great King know?"

"how could I know?"

The golden-armored monster was slightly pleased when he heard the sound.

"I'm not afraid to tell you."

"When that monkey was imprisoned in the eight trigrams furnace for refining, it was the second king of your family and me who fanned the wind beside him!"

"Second King, is what the Great King said true or false?"

The little monsters were all surprised, and turned to look at the silver-armored monster to the side.

"Is it still possible to lie to you?"

The silver-armored monster raised its head and said proudly.

Having said that, the identities of these two monsters are already revealed.

It was the Golden Spirit Boy and the Silver Spirit Boy who were sent down to the mortal world by the Taiqing old man to help Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice learn scriptures from the West, but now they should be called the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King.

"I don't believe it."

"Your Majesty must be coaxing us to play."

However, the little demons are not stupid, they have all read "Journey to the West", and it is obvious that the two boys are fanning the wind by the gossip stove.

Not only are they all handsome and handsome, but they are also young.

But the appearance of thirteen or fourteen years old.

How can it be yellow and white like the two kings, and uglier than them.

"Why did my lord lie to you? When the monkey was imprisoned in the gossip furnace for refining, it was not as arrogant as it was in the TV drama, crying all day long." King Yinjiao snorted.

"My lord, it's not that we don't believe you."

The little demons looked at each other when they heard the words, and finally said strangely: "As we all know, the Bagua furnace is the treasure of the Taishang Laojun."

"If the two great kings can follow Taishang Laojun and give him a fan of the old man's gossip stove, how can they come to us to be monsters, how cool and happy to be gods in the sky?"

"That's it."

"Your Majesty's bragging is too exaggerated."

The King of Golden Horn clapped his hands on the table and raised his brows, "There is a reason why we both became monsters in the lower realm."

He then took out a scroll from the storage ring and unfolded it, pointing to Tang Sanzang on it and said: "You know Tang Sanzang, this monk is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, an eminent Buddhist monk, eating a piece of meat can make you live forever."

"That's the great good fortune of being immortal and living the same life as the sky."

"Don't say it's me, your great king. I don't know how many gods in the sky have come down to earth, ready to taste the taste of this monk's meat."

"Is there such a thing?"

Hearing the words of King Golden Horn, the little demons were stunned.

Because the "Journey to the West" TV series only filmed "Four Saints Trying Zen Mind", the only monsters encountered were the black bear spirit and the yellow wind monster.

The problem is that the Yellow Wind Monster hangs up too fast.

As soon as Lingji Bodhisattva's Dingfeng Orb came out, it was immediately crushed by the monkey.

So not many people cared why he wanted to eat Tang Seng.

"if not?"

King Yinjiao snorted, "My lord, let me tell you, there are many monsters who want to eat Tang's monk's meat in the future, and less than half of them are all kinds of gods or mounts, and the first one is bigger than the other."

The wolf demon who was fighting with the deer demon before could not help but wonder: "Then they are all waiting to eat Tang Sanzang's words..."

"Why don't you get ahead?"

"If they are eaten by others, wouldn't they be waiting in vain?"

"Ok?"

When King Yinjiao heard this, he couldn't help giving the wolf demon a high look. He stretched out his hand and nodded the wolf demon, "That's a good question. The reason why this happens is because everyone's territory has been fixed."

"And the reason for this is naturally to talk about the backing behind it."

"Your Majesty, you mean the Taishang Laojun, an old man?"

Although the little demons were stunned for a while, their brains were still flexible, and they didn't forget that the two kings were fanned by the old master.

"That's right!"

King Golden Horn nodded, very proud.

He stretched out his thumb, pointed to himself and said, "The backer behind your great king is the Taiqing sage, one of the Sanqing sages. Even the Tathagata Buddha of the Western Paradise has to buy his old man's face."

"So, little ones!"

King Yinjiao immediately took over the words: "Now Tang Sanzang is in front of us, we must seize the opportunity."

"The opportunity to live forever is right in front of you, don't miss it!"

"For a better tomorrow, catch Tang Sanzang!"

however……

King Yinjiao's words of encouragement did not get the approval of even a little demon. Instead, you looked at me and I looked at you, all of them were sad, and even a little terrified.

Just when King Silver Horn's expression was about to lose its hold.

The previous wolf demon finally hesitated and said, "My lord, it's not that we don't want to eat Tang's monk meat, so that we can live forever."

"The problem is that the Great Sage is too powerful, we dare not go."

As soon as these words came out, the other little demons also echoed.

"Yeah yeah."

"The Great Holy Lord alone can beat the shit out of a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. There are less than a hundred monsters in our cave, and the Great Holy Lord can smash us all with a stick!"

"Tang monk meat is good, but you have to live to enjoy it..."

"That's right, not to mention Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, I read in "Journey to the West" that these two were also gods before."

"In my opinion, it's better to farm the land honestly!"

"That's right, it's because "League of Immortals" isn't fun, or the TV series isn't good to watch. I don't want to be the monster beaten to death by the Great Sage in the second season of "Journey to the West."

"agree!"

King Silver Horn: "???"

Golden Horn King: "???"

Watching the little demon who backed away in unison, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were stunned.

After a moment of stupefaction, King Silver Horn became angry.

He slapped the table, stood up and cursed: "Bastard!"

King Yinjiao pointed to the little demon in the hall who shrank his neck instantly, his face turned red with anger, "Do you still have a little pursuit, immortality, being a demon has no dreams, what is the difference between you and a salted fish?"

"Why did my king find you group of unambitious subordinates!"

The demons murmured and dared not speak.

"What the great king taught is that you are too salty."

King Yinjiao followed up and reprimanded: "Master Taiqing helped us seize such a front position, such a great opportunity is in front of us, if we don't fight hard, how can we live up to his old man's high expectations?"

"If you let Tang Seng go, let him be caught and eaten by the monsters behind, then it will be too late to regret it!"

The demons who were deeply ashamed lowered their heads one after another.

The cave fell into silence.

"My lord, I don't think it is necessary to arrest Tang Sanzang."

After a long silence, the clever insect suddenly opened his mouth.

He tentatively asked: "Didn't you say that as long as you can eat a piece of Tang monk's meat, you can live forever?"

"Yep."

The King of Golden Horn nodded when he heard the words.

Hearing this, Li Chong suddenly showed a flattering smile on his face, and said with a chuckle: "Since his flesh can live forever, the blood must be fine too. We can definitely find Tang Sanzang and do business with him, so that he can live forever." Sell ​​us some blood."

"As long as he agrees, let him cross the mountain."

"Then boil the blood into a pot of soup and share it with everyone. Everyone will live forever. Isn't everyone happy?"

Golden Horn King: Σ(°△ °|||)?

Silver Horn King: ∑(дlll)?

Seeing the dumbfounded looks of the two kings.

The clever bug thought that the two of them were unhappy, so he shrank his neck and said bravely: "If it's not good, let him cut a piece of meat. The monks are merciful, and if you lose a piece of meat, you can avoid disaster."

"I think he will agree to us in all likelihood."

Hearing this, the other little demons were also shocked.

"Wow, you can, smart bug!"

"You are so smart, in this case, you don't have to fight the Great Sage to get the chance of immortality!"

"Let me just say that a clever worm has a brain, it's a genius!"

"That's a great idea!"

After a while, the little demons all exclaimed in surprise.

Looking at the cheering little demons in the cave, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn looked at each other, feeling like they had opened the door to a new world.

"Brother, this seems to be feasible."

King Silver Horn thought about it carefully, then suddenly turned his head and said.

"Use a hammer!"

However, the Golden Horn King, who came back to his senses, patted the Silver Horn King directly on the head, and cursed angrily in a low voice: "You idiot, are you stupid for playing with your mobile phone? Did Master let us go down to the world to eat Tang Monk's flesh? "

"Our task is to make trouble for them!"

He squinted at King Yinjiao, "Do you really think you can live forever if you eat Tang's monk meat?"

"That's all fake news released by Lingshan Buddhism!"

King Silver Horn touched his head, "Oh..."

After teaching his stupid brother a lesson, King Golden Horn immediately turned his head to look at the cheering little demon in the cave, and angrily said, "Okay, please calm down, my lord, you are really a bunch of useless demons who cannot be helped."

He pointed at the demons, "Listen to me, my king has made up his mind and must catch Tang Sanzang."

"As for Monkey Sun and Zhu Bajie you mentioned."

"I have this king and the second king to deal with it, so it's not up to you to worry about it."

As he said that, he looked at Ling Chong and scolded with a cold face: "Li Chong, you kid went to Heifeng Mountain, but you didn't learn anything. You only learned stupid things and came up with ideas."

"Go, why should you go!"

"How long has it been dark? You don't cook dinner, you just play with your phone. Do you want to starve to death, my lord?"

"Yes, Your Majesty." xN
The Golden Horn King reprimanded all the monsters who scolded them, but they didn't dare to raise their heads.

Hastily responded, and then dispersed.

After the little demons left, King Yinjiao immediately walked to King Jinjiao, frowned and said: "Brother, it is easy to deal with Tang Sanzang, but the monkey grandson is not an easy character, we are not easy to deal with."

"What are you afraid of?"

King Golden Horn gave Silver Horn a sideways look with a calm face.

He touched the storage ring, flipped his hand and took out a few small items bursting with aura, and said with a smile: "Before I entered the lower realm, the master gave me a few innate spiritual treasures, isn't it more than enough to deal with Sun Monkey?"

"Purple gold and red gourd, mutton fat jade bottle, seven-star sword?"

"Is there another golden rope?"

Seeing the treasure in King Golden Horn's hand, King Silver Horn said pleasantly.

Seeing this scene, he was finally relieved, laughed and said: "With so many treasures in hand, Tang Sanzang must be able to catch them."

"Let's not fear that Sun Wukong is so powerful!"

The King of Golden Horn also had a smug smile on his face, "As long as Monkey King is dealt with, Zhu Bajie and Drifting are all rotten fish and rotten shrimp, then it will be absolutely easy to take down Tang Sanzang."

"Master's mission can be successfully completed."

"That's right, it's extremely!"

"Hahahahahahaha..." x2
The two demons looked at each other, and they all looked up to the sky and laughed, the cave was immediately filled with a happy atmosphere.

(End of this chapter)

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