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Chapter 336 I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!

Chapter 336 I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!
Also angry is Erlang Shen in the movie.

"What nonsense!"

He raised the three-pointed two-edged knife, filled with evil spirit, "Since you are obsessed with your obsession, then I will make you disappear in the Three Realms from now on!"

After finishing speaking, he brought the four heavenly kings and Zixia into a fight.

But Zixia is pregnant with the best spirit treasure.

Not only blocked the siege of the five people, but also urged the Lingbao bracelet to confuse their minds, and took the opportunity to escape.

"This is too fake."

"Director Du has belittled our combat power so badly."

"It's fine if it's a monkey."

"I've never heard of this Zixia Fairy!"

Seeing this scene, the four heavenly kings immediately shouted.

The four of them were at the peak of the Taiyi Golden Immortals, and they each had powerful spirit treasures in their hands. Unless Sun Houzi came here in person, how could they not be able to catch the little-known Zixia Fairy in the Three Realms?
Not to mention that Erlang Shen is still there.

Xianshengzhenjun is an existence who can draw with Sun Houzi alone. How can five people join forces and can't beat Fairy Zixia?

The expression on Erlang Shen's face was naturally not very good-looking.

But since Yang Chan played Zixia, he didn't say anything.

The next scenario.

Yang Jian couldn't hold back his peaceful mind anymore.

"No one is allowed to say what happened today."

After being teased by Fairy Zixia, Erlang Shen was obviously a little annoyed, "I will kill anyone who dares to say it!"

"Zhenjun, you..."

"I said it, don't say it again!"

As soon as Zengchang Tianwang was about to speak, Erlang Shen immediately interrupted.

"no."

Zeng Tianwang quickly waved his hand, and then pointed to a short distance away, "I mean your Xiaotian dog, he is riding a bitch over there."

"what?"

"Even it moved Fanxin!"

Erlang God glanced at it, and then his face was full of anger, "I will kill it tonight for a tooth sacrifice!"

"Okay, okay, we've been thinking of doing this for a long time."

The four heavenly kings looked happy and said excitedly.

Roaring dog: Σ()︴

Yang Jian: ∑(°口°)!

Four Heavenly Kings: ∑(°口°)! x4
Xiao Tiangou would actually do such a thing?
Yang Jian stared blankly at Xiao Tiangou.

"Shoutian, you..."

Sensing Yang Jian's gaze and the suspicion in his voice, Xiaotiangou, who was also stunned, quickly shook his head and hurriedly explained: "Master, I'm not, I don't, this is all nonsense from the bear demon."

Yang Jian stared at Xiao Tiangou for a long time, and finally chose to believe in it that had followed him for tens of thousands of years.

Soon, he remembered something again, and turned to look at the Four Heavenly Kings.

These guys in the movie said they wanted to kill the Xiaotian dog a long time ago?
"Uh, Zhenjun, this is all a misunderstanding!"

Facing Yang Jian's unfriendly gaze, the four heavenly kings waved their hands one after another, denying with horror.

"Director Du made this up."

"It has nothing to do with us."

"We've never called the Xiaotian dog's attention!"

……

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple was full of gloomy Buddhas in Lingshan earlier, and they laughed out loud when they saw this scene.

I can no longer take care of the restraint and peace that family members should have.

"It's the bear demon who dares to say it."

"Even the Jade Emperor is making fun of it!"

"Xianshengzhenjun's Xiaotiangou fell in love with the mortal bitch, and Xianshengzhenjun wanted to kill him to avenge his shame. The four heavenly kings actually responded and applauded. The effect of such programs is really excellent, and the poor monk will laugh to death."

"Amitabha, sin, sin, hahaha."

"Heavenly Immortals are nothing more than that..."

Inside the Daxiong Palace, a group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats leaned forward and back together with laughter.

Even the Tathagata Buddha, who was sitting high on the lotus platform, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, obviously amused.

After laughing, Tathagata couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Originally thought that Du Fei was intentionally shooting a smear movie against Buddhism, but now it seems that this bear demon is purely a comedy that spoofs gods and Buddhas in the sky, and he didn't intentionally target it.

Thinking about it this way...

The previous dissatisfaction and resentment also dissipated a lot.

……

In a burst of laughter, the movie finally picked up the previous plot.

Zixia, who escaped from Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings, came to Pansi Cave, met Supreme Treasure, and snatched his Moonlight Treasure Box.

Urgently use the Moonlight Treasure Box to save Bai Jingjing's Supreme Treasure.

Just trying to get things back.

After all, Zixia finally persuaded Zixia to use the Moonlight Box to take him back to save Bai Jingjing 500 years later, but at night, Zixia seemed to be a different person, not only did not use the Moonlight Box to take him back.

Instead, he punched him unconscious.

The next day Zhizunbao found out that Zixia also had an older sister named Qingxia, who shared the same body and hated and killed each other.

Before night, Qingxia will appear.

Qingxia also didn't know where the Moonlight Treasure Box was hidden.

Zixia is kind-hearted and agrees to help Zhizunbao find the Moonlight Treasure Box.

But at this time.

Zhizunbao accidentally pulled out Zixia's Ziqing sword.

He is actually Zixia's destined lover!
"Oh, wow."

Zhu Bajie, who was repeatedly retaliated by the monkey before, finally found a chance to fight back. He pointed at Monkey King and said with a strange smile: "Brother Monkey, you are not enough to provoke a Bai Jingjing, and you even have an affair with this Fairy Zixia."

"Fart, my old grandson doesn't know Zixia at all!"

Sun Wukong was also in a hurry.

It was hard for him to explain the matter clearly, why would he have another entanglement with other women for no reason.

"You say you don't know if you don't know?"

Zhu Bajie arched the fire and said: "What did you do before you were crushed on Wuzhi Mountain, Master, Brother Sha, I don't know, who knows if you have ever had a relationship with a fairy named Zixia?"

"Master, you must not believe what this monkey says."

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong when he heard the words, he already had a bad feeling about the matter with Bai Jingjing before.

I always feel that this monkey's six senses are not clean, and he has ordinary feelings in his heart.

The plot of this movie.

Can't help but make Tang Sanzang suspicious again.

After pondering for a moment, he raised his eyebrows and looked up at Monkey King, "Wukong, explain."

"Master, my grandson was wronged..."

"Riding the clouds and driving the fog, chasing the wind and electricity, a hundred and eight thousand somersaults~"

But before he finished speaking, the phone rang again.

The master and apprentice immediately looked around, and saw the three big characters "Bai Jingjing" written on the column of the caller's name.

"Hehehe, my old pig will just say it."

With an expression of "I knew it", Zhu Bajie shook his feet and hummed: "Since Zixia just came out, Bai Jingjing called. Brother Hou, how dare you say that you and Zixia don't have an affair?"

"Goku?"

Tang Sanzang's face suddenly darkened.

Seeing this, the monkey put his head in his hands and wanted to cry, "Master, my grandson swears, this is really just a misunderstanding!"

……

in the movie.

Knowing that Zhizunbao is her destined Ruyi Langjun, Zixia is very happy, but when she thinks that Zhizunbao once said that she has a wife, she presses her excitement and takes him to the market on the grounds of looking for the Moonlight Treasure Box.

Here, she finally tells Zhizunbao the truth.

But Zhizunbao, who was worried about Bai Jingjing in his heart, would not agree, so he pretended to agree, but he had to go back to Bai Jingjing to explain the matter clearly.

Zixia looked up at Supreme Treasure with a bit of shyness in joy.

"Then can you kiss me?"

Facing the shy and stunning woman, Supreme Treasure pushed her away.

The astonished Zixia had a trace of sadness on her face. She looked at Zhizunbao and bit her lips lightly, "So you lied to me."

"I was serious!"

Supreme Treasure was very impatient, "Shall I show you my heart?"

"No, I'll do it myself!"

Zixia raised her hand to refuse, and then turned into a villain and got into Zhizunbao's heart, intending to find the real answer.

What answer she got in Supreme Treasure's heart, no one knows.

But after that, she seemed to have figured something out, and promised to help Supreme Treasure find the Moonlight Treasure Box, but Supreme Treasure no longer believed in Zixia, and resolutely left, planning to find the Moonlight Treasure Box by herself.

However, on this night, a sudden change occurred.

In the barren desert, he found a monkey and a monk confronting the woman in white on the lotus platform in the sky.

Seeing this scene, the audience was stunned.

[Zi Yi]: "Isn't this the plot at the beginning of the movie?"

[3 Years of Hate]: "The beginning of the plot is about 500 years ago, and the Supreme Treasure travels through time and space through the Moonlight Box, and it is also 500 years ago, so I came across this scene."

[Huang Siye]: "Hiss, the analysis makes sense."

[Black Robe]: "The Buddha is powerful."

[Lu Ban]: "Okay! It makes people suddenly see the light!"

"Sun Wukong, you bastard!"

The woman in white in the sky had a cold voice, "In order to get married to the sister of the Bull Demon King, you actually gave your master as a congratulatory gift, and even invited demons and goblins to have a banquet with Tang monks. Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime!"

"Stop rambling, three-eighth woman!"

Holding the golden cudgel, the monkey snorted angrily, "If you want to hit, hit it, don't think that my old grandson is afraid of you."

"Ha ha……"

The woman in white laughed lightly when she heard the words, "If you are not afraid of me."

"Why do you want to snatch the Moonlight Treasure Box from Fairy Zixia? Isn't that just to avoid me?"

Hearing this, some viewers were stupid again.

[True red-eyed black dragon]: "Uh, isn't it?"

【Huli Daxian】: "It's really wrong, Zixia doesn't know where the Moonlight Treasure Box is, how could this Monkey King snatch the Moonlight Treasure Box from her that is not in her hands at all?"

[Qingfeng]: "Well, it doesn't make sense, there are flaws."

[Second Master of Zixiao Palace]: "Stupid, the Moonlight Treasure Box was obviously hidden by Qingxia, and it was mentioned earlier that Qingxia would appear every night, but now it is night, and the monkey was snatched from her .”

【Second Master of Zixiao Palace】: "So, do you understand?"

【Li Dashao】: "Awesome, brother."

[Han Chuang has studied hard for 30 years]: "It makes people suddenly enlightened!"

Zhizunbao, who finally found the Moonlight Box, was overjoyed.

When the monkey was caught by the woman in white and Tang Sanzang was about to risk his life to give the monkey a chance to be reincarnated, Supreme Treasure rushed forward quietly, picked up the Moonlight Treasure Box, and was about to leave.

But I don't want to be surprised.

He mistakenly sent Tang Sanzang who was about to commit suicide, and even the Moonlight Treasure Box disappeared.

The Supreme Treasure who shouted bad luck was extremely disappointed.

But things turned around.

Tang Sanzang traveled through different time and space with the Moonlight Treasure Box, and gradually figured out the ins and outs of the matter. He took the Moonlight Treasure Box to find the Supreme Treasure, and Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk also came to find it.

But I never expected that things would be so twists and turns.

The four masters and apprentices had just met when the Bull Demon King of this time and space suddenly killed them and captured the four of them back.

But at this time, the Bull Demon King thought that the Supreme Treasure was Monkey King.

Not only did he not kill him, but he also said that the wedding will be held tomorrow.

The next day, all the guests arrived.

In front of all the demons and ghosts who came to the banquet, the Bull Demon King was proud of the spring breeze and announced: "Today is a double happiness. In addition to being the day when my sister-in-law leaves the cabinet, it is also the time for my male bull to take a concubine."

"Brother Niu, you said taking a concubine, does the sister-in-law have any objection?"

Hearing this, a monster asked.

The Bull Demon King immediately snorted coldly, "That yellow-faced woman is at the Huoyan Mountain a hundred thousand miles away, even if she knows, she can't do anything to me."

"The surname is Niu!"

Inside the Black Wind Mountain Cinema, Princess Iron Fan's icy voice sounded.

The face of the Bull Demon King who was sitting beside him turned pale with fright.

"lady."

"It's just a movie, not real!"

He quickly looked at Princess Iron Fan, frantically waved his hands in denial, "Old Niu, I only love you in my heart, how can I take a concubine?"

Princess Iron Fan sneered twice upon hearing this.

"Only love me?"

"How do you explain that vixen in Jilei Mountain?"

When the Bull Demon King heard this, his expression became bitter.

How could he forget this.

Feeling the colder and colder eyes of Princess Iron Fan, who wanted to kill a cow, the Bull Demon King had no choice but to make up nonsense, "Ma'am, I pretended that for the sake of the Long Live Fox King's family business."

"It's just playing around with that jade-faced princess. I, Lao Niu, only love you from the beginning to the end."

"Blue sky and white sun, the world can learn from it!"

Thinking back to the time in Heifeng Mountain, the Bull Demon King worked hard and obeyed everything, and Princess Iron Fan suddenly softened her heart.

She snorted softly, "Let's just believe you for once."

"Huh, I finally got it over with."

Only then did the Bull Demon King gently wipe off his cold sweat, secretly exclaiming that he was lucky.

But the next scene in the movie made the Bull Demon King's face even more ugly, and he broke out in cold sweat.

……

It turns out that the concubine that the Bull Demon King wants to accept is not someone else.

It turned out to be Fairy Zixia.

When he was chasing Tang Sanzang, he passed through the desert, and happened to meet Zixia Fairy, who was knocked unconscious when the monkey snatched the Moonlight Box. Seeing her beauty, he coveted her and brought her back.

Zhizunbao and Zixia also met again.

Looking at Zhizunbao and the bride Niu Xiangxiang, who were wearing bright red costumes, Zixia's eyes flashed infinitely sad and angry.

Zhizunbao knew he was ashamed, so he didn't dare to look up at Zixia.

But Zixia did not let him go.

"Oh, can you stay here and get married?"

"Maybe."

"Then what about your wife at home?"

Hearing the conversation between Zixia and Zhizunbao, Niu Demon King and Niu Xiangxiang were shocked: "What, you have a wife?"

Supreme Treasure quickly denied, "It's already divorced."

"Hi!"

Seeing that Supreme Treasure was a little embarrassed, the Bull Demon King waved his hand and said indifferently: "Sister, what is there to care about, it's very common for a man to have three wives and four concubines, isn't it just me?"

"Ah, brother, do you have other women?"

Niu Xiangxiang said in amazement.

"Not yet, but soon."

As he said that, he turned his head to look at Zixia, and said affectionately: "Zixia, after getting along day and night these two days, I found that I have fallen in love with you deeply, in order to show my sincerity."

The Bull Demon King took out the Moonlight Treasure Box from his sleeve, "I propose to you in front of so many brothers."

"This Moonlight Treasure Box is a token of love for you."

"Hehehehe..."

Looking at the picture in the movie, Princess Iron Fan in the theater smiled.

"Is it normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines?"

"Still proposing to others in front of so many people?"

"Husband, explain?"

Bull Demon King: ((|||))...

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