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Chapter 334 Zhu Bajie, You Heartless!

Zhizunbao woke up from his lethargy, but what he saw head-on was the face of the second master controlled by Chunsanniang.

Knowing from the mouth of the second head who has already turned into a second-five boy, Chun Sanniang actually caught him to Pansi Cave because he admitted that he was the Monkey King, Zhizunbao was very helpless.

He had no choice but to take out the demon mirror of Patriarch Bodhi.

Prove to the second leader that it was just a tactic to slow down the army at that time, and he was not the so-called Monkey King Monkey King at all.

The second master was dubious when he heard the words.

I took a picture with the demon mirror, and found that the Supreme Treasure was not Monkey King.

It can be scary.

He turned into a pig's head in the mirror!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice sitting around under the shade of the tree burst into laughter, of course, except for Zhu Bajie.

"fool."

"It turns out that the second master is your reincarnation."

The monkey who was so angry just now finally had a chance to fight back. He pointed to the ugly-looking second boss in the picture, "Tsk tsk, it's a thousand miles worse than my old grandson's reincarnation."

"Second Senior Brother, it's you!" Drifting also grinned.

Zhu Bajie heard that it was a head full of black lines.

He gritted his teeth, "What kind of enmity does this bear demon have with my old pig, to smear me so badly!"

"My old pig's appearance is many times more handsome than this ugly man!"

"Okay Bajie, take it easy."

Tang Sanzang patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder lightly, and comforted him: "This is just a movie, fabricated for fun, and it can't be taken as real. My teacher, Wukong, and Drifting all know that you are handsome in real life."

As he said that, he glanced at the Second Master in the picture again, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "But what..."

"This person is quite similar to your temperament."

"Hahahahaha!"

Tang Sanzang, Monkey King, and Sand Monk laughed again.

Zhu Bajie: "..."

"But having said that, the second senior brother and the first senior brother have both appeared on the stage, when will I, Lao Sha, come out?" Drifting asked gloomily.

"Sorry!"

The white dragon horse behind also howled.

……

Back to movies.

No matter how Zhizunbao explained it, Chun Sanniang didn't believe it either.

Bai Jingjing, including the Bull Demon King, also believes that this young bandit leader is the reincarnation of Monkey King.

And when she heard that Chun Sanniang was going to kill Zhizunbao.

Bai Jingjing finally couldn't bear it, and fought against Chunsanniang with her poisonous body, and took the opportunity to hide in the secret room made of ten-thousand-year-old diamond by Pansi, but the story is always dramatic.

The two designed to lure Chun Sanniang into the secret room and trap her instead, but unexpectedly, Bai Jingjing's corpse suddenly turned into a dead body.

The Supreme Treasure fled back to the secret room in fright.

Chun Sanniang gave up her heart in order to make her junior sister Bai Jingjing.

She was going to use the aphrodisiac method on Zhizunbao, but unexpectedly used it on the second leader who broke in.

Actually let Chun Thirty's mother conceive secretly, and have a child with the second head!
Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing took the opportunity to escape from Pansi Cave.

Return to the peaceful Pansi Cave again.

Erdangjia and Chunsanniang sat on the floor, looking at Erdangjia who was dark and ugly and dressed in messy clothes, Chunsanniang burst into tears.

"God, my Spring Thirty Mother is as beautiful as a flower."

"To have sex with such an ugly man..."

Heavenly Court, Guanghan Palace.

"Okay, Uji, don't cry."

"This man looks so ugly, he doesn't look like Marshal Tianpeng at all, how could it be him?"

In Dao Pharmacy, a group of Jade Rabbits sat around the phone screen.

They all comforted Uji, who was crying so hard.

"That's it."

Mao Yi patted Mao Er on the shoulder, "You have been married to Marshal Tianpeng for 500 years, so you are the winner."

Mao Er wiped his tears when he heard the words, and suddenly burst into tears when he heard this:
"But I never gave birth to him!"

"Uh……"

When the other jade rabbits heard this, they froze on the spot.

In Gao Lao Zhuang, there was also a woman who was crying uncontrollably.

"This heartless man!"

"You actually found another woman behind my back, I'm dead!"

The heart-piercing cry was naturally Gao Cuilan, seeing that she was about to bump into the pillar, the maid at the side hurried forward to hold her back.

Madam Gao sighed and advised, "Cuilan, don't cry."

"Isn't everything in this movie fabricated?"

"Xiao Zhu is now following Elder Tang and his party to worship Buddha in the west to seek scriptures. He is a monk now. Besides, Elder Tang is an eminent monk. How could he allow Xiao Zhu to have entanglements with other women?"

"Yeah yeah."

Master Gao followed suit, "Xiao Zhu is not that kind of person."

But Gao Cuilan wiped her tears and sobbed, "But even Elder Sun found a female goblin."

"How can it be impossible for that color batch surnamed Zhu?"

"Not to mention that Chunsanniang, a vixen, is still so pretty?"

"Uh, miss, it's the spider spirit."

Gao Cai at the side reminded me in a low voice.

"you shut up!"

Master Gao glared at Gao Cai, and then said, "Well, let's call Xiao Zhu and ask him if there is such a thing. If there is, we will divorce this son-in-law who ruined the family!"

Mao Er and Gao Cuilan cried miserably, Zhu Bajie was also very upset.

He's going to explode with rage now!

It's fine for the Black Wind Mountain Studio to find someone so ugly to play him, but they even spread rumors to slander him.

When did Zhu Bajie have sex with the spider spirit?

Let alone children.

But Monkey King and Drifting didn't miss this opportunity to tease him.

"Bajie, I really belong to you."

The monkey leaned forward and backward with laughter, its limbs trembling, pointed at Zhu Bajie and said: "My grandson is dating a goblin, and he didn't even get married. You're lucky, you got the child out without getting married!"

"Still with a female spider spirit, hahaha!"

Drifting also covered his stomach and laughed, "Elder brother, you should be envious, I think this spider essence is much more exquisite than the white bones inside."

"Second senior brother, this is a good fortune!"

"You're almost done, don't overdo it!"

Zhu Bajie blushed, pointed at the two of them and said, "This movie is all about embarrassing me, old pig, I am innocent!"

"Hmph, but just now you idiot made fun of my old grandson a lot."

Sun Wukong gave Zhu Bajie a sideways look.

He jumped up, folded his arms around his chest, and said with a slight expression of satisfaction: "This is the way of heaven and good reincarnation, who will the heavens spare!"

"Master."

"dont you agree?"

Tang Sanzang, who was on the side, also couldn't help laughing, nodded unconsciously when he heard the monkey's words, then quickly shook his head, straightened his face, and said peacefully: "Okay, okay, this is just made up by the movie, you don't want to talk about it anymore. What do you care about?"

As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and spoke earnestly.

"The monks are all empty."

"As long as we maintain our heart and abide by our responsibilities, any noise from the outside world will not affect us in the slightest."

"Ah, Master is right."

Monkey nodded, but still couldn't help laughing, "I just don't know what Bajie's wife and father-in-law in Gaolaozhuang look like when they see him having a child with a spider spirit."

At this time, the familiar music of Zhu Bajie reciting his wife sounded.

Zhu Bajie took out his phone and looked at it.

The two characters "Cuilan" immediately came into view.

"Hahahahaha!!"

Seeing the caller's name on Zhu Bajie's phone, Monkey and Drifting burst into laughter again.

Zhu Bajie took a deep breath and connected the phone.

"Zhu Wuneng!"

"You heartless, explain the matter to Miss Ben!"

"My lady, I was wronged!"

……

As the saying goes, the joys and sorrows of people are not connected.

Zhu Bajie was exhausted by Gao Cuilan who called to ask for an explanation, and he kept explaining, while others, including master Tang Sanzang and brothers monkey and sand monk, watched with great joy.

Monkey King now understands.

This "Journey to the West" really lives up to its name.

It's all made up and imagined.

He simply didn't take it seriously, and continued to watch the next plot of the movie with a cheerful attitude.

The words are divided into two parts.

Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing fled to a cliff.

After getting along day and night, the relationship between the two went further, and the Supreme Treasure who didn't know that he was the reincarnation of Monkey King told Bai Jingjing that he was not the reincarnation of Monkey King, but just an ordinary bandit.

Knowing that her body is highly poisoned and time is running out, Bai Jingjing finally let go of her feelings for the monkey after hearing this.

Decided to start over with Zhizunbao.

Zhizunbao in order to cure Bai Jingjing of the poison.

He rushed back to Pansi Cave overnight, pretended to be Monkey King again, and used Tang Sanzang's whereabouts as a bargaining chip to ask Chun Sanniang to save someone.

But it never occurred to me that it was still a step too late.

Bai Jingjing, who thought she was abandoned again, lost all thoughts and committed suicide by jumping off a cliff.

No trace of Bai Jingjing was found, and in fact, Tang Sanzang's whereabouts of the supreme treasure was not known at all.

She was also locked in the secret room by Chun Sanniang.

And here, he dug out the spiritual treasure [Moonlight Treasure Box] left by the Great Immortal Pansi, and came to a secret place by accident.

This is exactly the cave he often dreamed of.

But what is different from the past is that there is a golden iron rod lying across the square cave, and a golden hoop and a paper painting of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva are placed on the stone platform below.

When he stepped forward, the scroll flew up and burned in the air.

A sacred and majestic female voice sounded at the same time:
"Sun Wukong, you committed a lot of crimes back then, I hope you can fully understand and change your past in this life."

"Who is speaking?"

"500 years ago, your master Tang Sanzang sacrificed himself in order to redeem your life, and gave you a chance to reincarnate to pay off your sins."

"As long as you voluntarily put on the tight bands and reform your mistakes, you can turn back into the powerful Monkey King. At that time, you will take on the important task of learning scriptures from the west and change history."

"But from now on, everything in the world has nothing to do with you, and you can no longer have the slightest lust or nostalgia."

"Now you have not become the reincarnation of Monkey King."

"It's because you haven't met the person who gave you three moles."

"When you meet her, your whole life changes."

Hearing these inexplicable words, Zhizunbao was confused and didn't take it to heart, and then left the place.

And the other side.

The Bull Demon King healed Bai Jingjing who jumped off the cliff.

And took her to Pansi Cave, threatening her to find Monkey King's reincarnated Supreme Treasure and Tang Sanzang.

As everyone knows, Chun Thirty Niang's method of fascination is too effective.

It was time to give birth.

With a cry of a baby, the child is born.

The Erdang family looked at the Chunsanniang who looked at the baby in her arms lovingly, with mixed feelings and emotions in his heart.

He looked at Chun Sanniang, and said silently: "I don't think it's important to be a god or not, or to eat Tang monk meat or not, the important thing is that we can live a good life in the future, bring up our children, and don't be bandits like me. "

"You like Tang Sanzang so much."

"Just call my son Sanzang..."

Hear this.

Tang Sanzang, who was watching the movie with a smile on his face, was instantly stunned.

The monkey and Drifting even opened their mouths wide.

"Huh? Master was born by my old pig and a female goblin?" Zhu Bajie, who was already stupid, said in a daze.

What the hell is this? !
What else is there that the black wind mountain bear demon dare not make up, but dare to write that Tang Sanzang was born by Zhu Bajie and the female monster? !

"Bajie...what did you say?"

Tang Sanzang turned his head and looked at Zhu Bajie with an unkind expression.

"Ah no!"

Zhu Bajie finally came back to his senses, waved his hands in a panic, and called Qu: "Master, don't get me wrong, this is not what my old pig said, it was done by the black wind mountain bear demon, it has nothing to do with my old pig!"

"Don't say anything, copy the scriptures ten times!"

"Master, old pig, I am really wronged..."

"Twenty times!!"

"division……"

"Fifty times!"

"No, Master, I just want to remind you that your cell phone is ringing." Zhu Bajie said with an aggrieved face.

Only then did Tang Sanzang realize that there was a call from his mobile phone.

He took out his mobile phone and clicked on it. It turned out to be an unfamiliar number.

Tang Sanzang thought for a while, then clicked to connect.

"Hey?"

"Chen Xuanzang!"

"You are a rebellious son who has forgotten his ancestors. You don't pass on incense to the Chen family, and you insist on becoming a monk. I don't say anything. Now you don't even want to be born? You are not a person, are you!?"

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, then asked in astonishment: "May I ask who you are?"

"I am your father!"

Tang Sanzang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

……

"Hahahahaha!"

"Director Du is really good at it."

"I'm going to be laughed to death."

"Is it possible to make up such a story that the donkey's head is wrong with the horse's mouth?"

"I can't hold back anymore..."

Seeing this scene on the lake, in the Lingxiao Palace in the Heavenly Court, all the immortals burst into laughter. They didn't expect Du Fei to be so good at making up, and actually wrote Tang Sanzang as Zhu Bajie's child.

Although Marshal Canopy was made so ugly, as former colleagues, they shouldn't have laughed at him like this.

It can be imagined that the four masters and apprentices are now descendants of Buddhism.

That scruples completely disappeared.

Instead, he laughed even louder.

The Jade Emperor, who was sitting high behind the dragon case, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, "This Xiong Wei is really lawless."

"It's worthy of the title of "A Chinese Journey to the West"."

The queen mother on the side said with a smile at the same time.

The Jade Emperor nodded and agreed very much, "Well, I thought he really reconciled with Buddhism and helped to film "Journey to the West", but I didn't expect to be here waiting for Buddhism!"

"As soon as this big talk about Journey to the West comes out, Buddhism really becomes the laughing stock of the Three Realms."

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　　Thanks to [Li Dongsheng] for the reward, thank you!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)