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Chapter 235 Tang Sanzang's Mouth Escape Dafa!

Chapter 235 Tang Sanzang's Mouth Escape Dafa!

"Female benefactor?"

Seeing that Li Shan's old mother was in a daze, Tang Sanzang said again.

At this moment, Li Shan's old mother came back to her senses, and then she smiled slightly, stretched out her hand and said, "Please, elders."

A group of people entered the hall, please sit down and watch tea.

Li Shan's old mother took the initiative to say:

"My lady heard that the elder came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. May I ask if he is from the Shang Kingdom of the Great Tang Dynasty in Nanbuzhou?"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and chuckled, "Exactly."

Li Shan's old mother showed joy on her face, and continued: "To tell you the truth, the young lady's surname is Jia. She is a widow and has no children. She only has three daughters. She has a wealth of wealth and a thousand hectares of fertile land."

"Now it's time to get married, and I want to sit on the mountain to recruit a husband."

"Counting the young woman, mother and daughter, there are four people who are just right with the four elders. I don't know if they respect you or not?"

"Recruit us as son-in-law?!"

The monkeys who were drinking tea were taken aback.

Li Shan's old mother smiled and nodded, "Exactly, my three daughters are all beautiful, ingenious, and proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I guess they are worthy of several elders."

The monkey sneered in his heart when he heard this, how beautiful is this ordinary person really thinking of himself?
How dare you hook up with my grandson to be your son-in-law?
Zhu Bajie didn't bother.

If you really want to be a door-to-door son-in-law, you might as well go back to Gaolaozhuang. There is a high hall on the top, acquaintances on the bottom, and Cuilan who loves her.

Why burn a new stove here?
As for Sha Wujing, there is no need to mention it.

How important is it for a woman to have a flirtatious friend?

Just when the three of them were about to sternly refuse, Tang Sanzang suddenly coughed lightly and called the three of them to stop with a wink.

Monkey, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting Monk were very puzzled, and hurried to Tang Sanzang's side, and asked in a low voice with some surprise: "Master, what are you doing? Could it be that you really want to give someone a son-in-law?"

Tang Sanzang glanced at Zhu Bajie displeasedly.

"Can a teacher be that kind of person?"

As he spoke, he lowered his voice, "Don't you all read Weibo forums? A Weibo big V said 'women are narrow-minded'!"

"If we reject her on the spot, can we still have dinner tonight?"

Monkey and Drifting suddenly realized when they heard this.

really.

Master still thinks too much!

Zhu Bajie nodded his head in agreement, and said in admiration: "Master is right, and my old pig has heard that the richer a person is, the smaller his tolerance, we must not offend her right now."

"Then what should we do, we can't pretend to agree, right?" Monkey raised his eyebrows, he didn't bother to pretend to be a snake with mortals.

Drifting nodded, "Monks don't tell lies."

"Stupid!"

Tang Sanzang glanced at the three of them, "I see them as teachers."

As he spoke, he pushed away the monkeys and the others, stood up and bowed with hands together: "The poor monk is very grateful for the kindness of the benefactor."

"But my master and apprentice traveled long distances, and the boats and cars were exhausting."

"At this moment, I really don't want to think about being a son-in-law, please Haihan."

Seeing that Tang Sanzang did not directly refuse.

Li Shan's old mother couldn't help but sighed softly in her heart.

But he said with a smile on his face: "Oh, what the elder said is that the young lady is not treating guests well. Please wait a moment, the young lady will order the kitchen and servants to prepare a vegetarian meal. Let's talk while eating, how about it?"

"Thank you, benefactor." Tang Sanzang bowed again.

……

After a while, the fasting meal will be served.

Li Shan's old mother resigned and walked back to the back hall.

"How about it?"

Seeing Li Shan's old mother come back, the three pretty women hurriedly stepped forward and asked, they were the three Bodhisattvas Guanyin, Manjusri and Puxian.

"Ugh."

Li Shan's old mother shook her head and sighed, "Tang Sanzang's mortal heart is gone."

"This...really?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.

The old mother of Li Shan immediately told the previous scene one by one, until Guanyin, Manjushri and others frowned and remained silent.

"If that's the case, we must teach him a lesson!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said in a deep voice.

Manjusri and Puxian also nodded in agreement.

"Then the old man will go over and bring up the marriage first, and see how Tang Sanzang will react." Li Shan's old mother got up, and then walked towards the living room.

Inside the living room.

Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie each held a sea bowl, frantically grilling rice.

Monkeys and Drifting eat less.

After each had eaten a few large bowls, Drifting took advantage of the opportunity of the servant boy to go to the kitchen to serve the meal and whispered to Tang Sanzang: "Master, what should the woman do when she mentions the matter of recruiting a son-in-law again after the meal is over?"

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately put down his job.

"correct."

"My old pig doesn't want to be a son-in-law here."

The monkey picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth, and said with a smile: "Idiot, my old grandson thinks it's good for you to stay here."

"I don't have to worry about food or clothing, and I'm accompanied by three beauties!"

Zhu Bajie heard the words and couldn't help but annoyed: "Brother Monkey!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Is my old pig a mortal who yearns for money and sex? Besides, if you leave me here, how can we start the black king in the future?"

Tang Sanzang, who was eating sullenly, took another bowl of rice at this time.

He poured all the vegetables on the plate into the bowl, and said: "Apprentices, don't worry, the teacher has his own plan!"

The voice just fell.

The sound of the door curtain shaking, followed by the voice of Li Shan's old mother.

"Several elders, the fast is still full..."

However, as soon as he arrived in the hall, Li Shan's mother's voice stopped abruptly.

A pair of eyes widened even more.

No one else, but was shocked by Tang Sanzang's pile of empty bowls that were more than two feet high.

Zhu Bajie on the side was barely stacked up to a foot!
"Hiccup~"

Put the empty bowl on the table.

After belching, Tang Sanzang drank some herbal tea again, then joined his hands to salute, and said in satisfaction: "Thank you for the hospitality, the benefactor. Since I passed Liangjie Mountain, this is the first time that this poor monk has had such a full meal."

"Thank you for your hospitality!"

The monkey and others who had already eaten and drank enough also laughed.

Seeing this, Li Shan's old mother gave a dry laugh.

It took a long time to come back to God.

She suppressed the strange emotions surging in her heart, and smiled, "The elders have eaten their meals, how are you thinking about recruiting a son-in-law?"

Hearing this, Monkey, Sand Monk and others all looked at Tang Sanzang.

"Uh, ah..."

Tang Sanzang was stared at by the four people, his expression changed slightly, he suddenly stretched out his hand to pat his mouth, and yawned long.

"Female benefactor, the poor monk is really tired from his journey."

"Why don't you rest today."

"Tomorrow, let's discuss how to make a living, what do you think?" He suddenly looked sleepy and haggard, and said to Li Shan's old mother weakly, while speaking, he secretly gestured to the monkey and others.

"Huh? Oh, we are all sleepy too!"

Seeing Tang Sanzang's hint, Monkey, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting also quickly yawned, their faces full of weariness.

Looking at Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie, whose acting skills are slightly exaggerated.

Li Shan's old mother frowned.

She then smiled and said: "Elder, it's only dusk now, why go to bed so early, why don't you and your apprentices visit my three daughters first, and then rest after deciding whether to marry or not."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand, "The benefactor's words are wrong."

"The poor monk is a mortal body. After walking for a day, he is really exhausted. It is really hard to have the energy to think about this matter."

"Besides, marriage is a matter of life."

"It takes more time to think."

"Not to mention that the sky is dim and people can't see clearly, how to teach Ling Aiguan to know people by face and choose a husband and wife?"

"Let's wait until tomorrow morning."

"Sir, do you think so?"

Hearing these words, Li Shan's old mother was speechless for a moment, and she didn't know how to refute.

"It's… okay."

After thinking for a moment, she could only agree.

……

After arranging Tang Sanzang into the guest room, the extremely depressed old mother of Li Shan returned to the back hall. Guanyin Bodhisattva and others immediately surrounded her and said strangely, "Senior, why are you back here?"

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