I created the entertainment era in Journey to the West

Chapter 223 Tongtian: Is it difficult to hit someone along the network cable?
Zhu Bajie, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, saw this, and immediately said indignantly:
"Look, look!"

"Brother Monkey, it's really not that I, the old pig, deliberately mentioned this, but that all the gods and Buddhas in the sky regard you as Bi Mawen. This classic chants have been passed down."

"To be honest, black history is also history."

"You have to face up to reality!"

Before he finished speaking, the monkey's hand was already on his shoulder.

"Hey?"

"Brother Monkey, what are you doing again?"

"Master, save... Mmm!"

The sound of thunderous fists came again, and Tang Sanzang raised his head as if aware of it, and looked at the cloudless sky.

Then he breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, I thought it was thunder."

After that, he looked down at the phone again.

The Jade Emperor was ridiculed by Zhunti, and immediately snorted coldly, "Do you only know how to play tricks in Buddhism?"

"Tell me your conditions first!"

Zhunti put his hands together, turned back to his body, and said lightly:
"Join the poor monk's team."

"The old incident more than 3000 years ago, the poor monk can write it off, what do you think?"

Everyone was taken aback when they heard Zhunti's words.

Only Tathagata Buddha looked embarrassed.

【Huli Immortal】: "Riddler, fuck off!"

[The nickname has violated the rules]: "This monk is old and confused? It was 3000 years ago? The scorpion moon girl is only eighteen or nineteen years old, okay!"

[Eternal Living King Kong]: "Evil Obstacles!"

[Dharma Splashing King Kong]: "How dare you disrespect the Buddha!"

【Victory to King Kong】: "Insulting the Buddha?"

【Great King Kong】: "After death, you will be sent to the 18th floor of hell!"

[Second Master of Zixiao Palace]: "Hehe, people taught in the West are really arrogant, they should slap fifty."

This barrage just appeared.

The four Dharma protectors in Daleiyin Temple looked at his uncontrollable hand in horror and hit him in the face.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
The surrounding monks and Buddhas were confused for a while.

Looking at the barrage passing by, the Tathagata Buddha sighed softly, trying to cast spells to make them stop, but he was powerless.

With the current realm strength of that Tongtian sage.

Except for Taiqing and Hongjun.

I'm afraid there will be no third person who can stop him...

After a full fifty slaps, the Four Great Vajras who were slapped into a pig's head by himself looked at the Tathagata Buddha on the lotus platform with aggrieved eyes, "Buddha, why didn't you rescue the disciple?"

Only then did the monks come back to their senses.

It turns out that the Four Guardian King Kong didn't voluntarily slap him in the face just now?
Tathagata Buddha has the heart to explain.

But in the end, his face turned pale, and he reprimanded: "You have to blame yourself, you deserve to be punished, watch the live broadcast honestly, and send less barrage!"

Although Buddhism is prosperous.

But the Three Realms are vast, and there are four great sages and Taoist ancestors on them.

There are quasi-sage peak powers who have survived since the prehistoric era, such as Zhenyuanzi, Nanshan Phoenix, Hou Tuhuang Dizhi and other half-step Hunyuan and even innate creatures who are almost saints.

You don't know whether a random barrage will offend them.

In a world where cause and effect are connected at every turn.

Calling you along the network cable is not just talking, even without a network cable, a network signal is enough.

The situation at the Good Voice scene is somewhat intriguing.

Facing the solicitation and treatment of the old man Taiqing and the Jade Emperor, Xie Yue, who was calm, changed his expression after hearing Zhun Ti's seemingly nonsensical words, and couldn't help asking: "Is this true?"

Zhunti smiled and folded his hands together, "Monks don't tell lies."

Scorpion Moon nodded immediately.

Du Fei on the side couldn't help but feel a little interested.

This scorpion moon and Buddhism seem to be old?

He thought back to the monsters related to Buddhism in Journey to the West, the yellow wind monster who stole the clear oil from glass cups, the golden mouse who stole fragrant flowers and precious candles, the blue lion spirit, the white elephant monster, and the lion cat monster from the Wuji Kingdom .

and many more!

It seems that the scorpion essence of the daughter country is also related to Buddhism.

Although Du Fei has never read the original Journey to the West, he remembers that the scorpion spirit once stung the Tathagata while listening to Zen in Lingshan.

Later, in order to avoid the pursuit of Dharma Protector King Kong.

Flee to daughter country.

"The old things that Zhun Ti mentioned, don't they refer to this one?"

Only then did Du Fei suddenly understand.

"Thank you for the speeches of the three instructors." Seeing that the three of them had finished speaking, Ao Tingxin stood on the stage again and handed the microphone to Scorpion Moon, "Then, Miss Scorpion Moon, please make your choice."

"Which mentor's team do you want to join?"

[The monkey gave me back the fire cover]: "If you are the king of heaven, you will choose Laojun, that is a hundred nine-turn panacea!!"

[Sword player]: "Huh?"

【Purple Clothes】: "I will definitely choose His Majesty."

【Wu De Xing Jun】: "Nonsense, don't think about it!"

[Taibai Jinxing]: "Guangmu Tianwang, after the show is over, come to Tongming Hall immediately!"

[The monkey gave me back the fire shelter]: "I'm just joking..."

[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "Don't choose the Jade Emperor!"

"When a goddess becomes a fairy, we can't see it anymore."

[Ye Ao Nai I He]: "I suggest you choose Taishang Laojun. This guy really has a lot of pills. After eating it, go to the Eight Diagrams Furnace to refine it. If you have a chance to refine it into an indestructible body of diamond, experience it yourself. Absolutely Fidelity!"

The barrage was full of heat, but Scorpion Moon remained calm.

She hesitated for a moment, and finally set her sights on Saint Zhunti.

"I have chosen to be the mentor!"

Taiqing: "Oh..."

Jade Emperor: "Oh..."

Hundreds of millions of viewers: "???"

A smile suddenly appeared on Zhunti Buddha's face, he clasped his hands together, nodded and said, "Amitabha, you are so good."

After speaking, he glanced at the Jade Emperor with a little satisfaction.

The Jade Emperor had a "what a pity" look on his face.

After Zhunti said those cloudy words, he knew that this scorpion moon had something to do with Buddhism in all likelihood, but he didn't expect that this grievance would go so deep that the other party regarded the sixth-rank immortal book and the nine-turn elixir as nothing.

hateful!

Unexpectedly, the old bald donkey Zhunti took the initiative!

It's a pity for the old man Taiqing.

He likes this Scorpion Moon's opera singing style very much, and it is full of charm, which is much better than the opera singing heard on Weibo.

But Jade Emperor and Taiqing old man can understand.

It doesn't mean that viewers who don't know the inside story can understand.

[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "Shadow!"

[Leopard Head Mountain Agricultural and Sideline Products Wholesale]: "This is too fake, the Buddha won it with just a word?"

【The Merry Prince Consort】: "Such a beauty with both talents and looks."

"Why mix with a monk?"

[Halloween Princess]: "???"

[Mingyue]: "They don't have an affair, do they?"

[Qingfeng]: "It's possible!"

[Same with the world]: "Hiss..., you two little bastards, why don't you shut up as a teacher?!"

【Tang Sanzang】: "The benefactor of the scorpion moon knows the pearl with his eyes."

【Manjusri Bodhisattva】: "Excellent!"

【Puma Worthy Bodhisattva】: "Excellent!"

【Great Immortal Hu Li】: "Be kind to your uncle, a group of bald donkeys."

【Victory to King Kong】: "You evil... OK, wait!"

[My nose is very long]: "The one in front is called Huli Daxian, I really admire you, you are crazy and arrogant."

【Hu Li Daxian】: "It's so-so."

"Pindao is a man known as the killer of the bald donkey!"

【Old birthday star】: "..."

Fortunately, there was no barrage at the scene. After Xie Yue walked to the student area behind Zhunti, Ao Tingxin smiled and said, "Congratulations to Zhunti Saint for getting off to a good start and being the first contestant to be promoted today."

"Then next."

"A fourth singer is invited to perform on stage!"

After hearing the host's words, the barrage finally stopped, and everyone's eyes were focused on the entrance of the stage.

The eyes of the Jade Emperor and the old man Taiqing were also somewhat expectant.

Especially Jade Emperor.

Now that Zhunti has taken the lead, he is eager to open.

In the spotlight.

A cute girl in a white dress, about sixteen or seventeen years old, jumped up and down from the entrance to the center of the stage.

"puff!"

Guanghan Palace, sitting around under the laurel tree, chewing the spiritual fruit, while watching the seven or eight jade rabbits who brought the mobile phone from the lower realm to the heaven, immediately spit out the seeds in their mouths.

They opened their red eyes wide, and said in unison in amazement:

"Uichi?!"

　Second more.

　　I originally planned to do more today, but it turned out to be counterproductive, and there was a lot of trouble, and I will start saving manuscripts for everything tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)