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Chapter 174 Tathagata Buddha: Let me see first! !

Chapter 174 Tathagata Buddha: Let me see first! !

It has been more than half an hour since the mobile phone pushed the message.

All the bodhisattvas and arhats didn't even finish listening to the prelude of the song, let alone the lyrics!

Just when he was at a loss, a sound of surprise came from outside.

"It's done, it's done!"

"The poor monk downloaded the song!"

While speaking, Dragon Subduing Arhat flew into the temple with his mobile phone in hand. When the monks heard the sound, they immediately surrounded him impatiently.

"Shulong, let me see!"

"Is this "Crossing Me, Not Crossing Her" related to Buddhism?"

"Everyone, don't squeeze!"

"how did you do it?"

It's no wonder that the Buddhist monks are so anxious, but they are really tortured by this damn Internet. Even if they have a firm Zen heart, it is difficult to maintain a calm state of mind.

"For a mere new song, how decent are you?"

"Stay back quickly!"

During the noise, the Tathagata Buddha at the head snorted coldly, and angrily yelled at the huddled monks.

When everyone heard the words, they couldn't help showing shame.

Only then did Tathagata look at Subduing Dragon Arhat: "Let me see first!"

The monks: "..."

Subduing Dragon Arhat hurriedly presented the mobile phone to Tathagata, took the phone, Tathagata Buddha clicked on the screen, this time there was no lag, and finally he was able to watch the video smoothly.

Looking at the Tathagata Buddha who frowned and said nothing after watching the video.

The monks under the stage looked at each other, and then tentatively asked: "My Buddha, can you tell the disciples what the song says?"

Only then did Tathagata come back to his senses, and then pointed a little.

"You all have a look too!"

With the surge of mana aura, a mirror screen suddenly appeared above the hall, projecting the video.

After a few minutes.

"What is this Black Wind Mountain Bear Demon going to do?"

After watching the MV of "Crossing Me, Not Crossing Her", the monks looked puzzled.

This time, Buddhism was not portrayed as a villain, but a Buddhist monk was used as the leading actor. Although the prince was killed because of the death of his best friend, but for the Bodhisattvas and Arhats in Lingshan, it is fundamental Nothing.

"Could it be that this is a satire on my Buddhist monk's six senses?"

Manjusri Bodhisattva took the initiative to speak.

Fuhu Arhat shook his head, "The monks talk about deeds regardless of their hearts, but this little monk has kept his heart and never violated the precepts!"

"That's really weird. It's such a thing to punish evil thieves and commit killing."

"My Buddhism is also advocating it."

"After all, not everyone deserves to be saved. From this point of view, the bear demon's idea of ​​using this to discredit the Buddhist sect is probably in vain!"

"That's a bad word!"

"Master Jianglong, don't forget the lessons learned from "Legend of the White Snake"!"

Looking at the monks who were arguing a lot, Tathagata Buddha felt extremely helpless, and he couldn't help but said, "Didn't you realize that this little monk is played by the scripture learner Tang Sanzang?"

"What, is Tang Sanzang?!"

Everyone in the temple looked at each other in blank amazement.

"This bear demon is determined not to destroy my Buddhist foundation!" Recovering his senses, Manjusri frowned and said in a deep voice.

Learning scriptures from the west is an important guarantee for the prosperity of Buddhism.

Push Tang Sanzang to the forefront.

This is definitely something that Buddhism does not want to see!

"its not right."

At this moment, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva suddenly came to his senses. He raised his head and looked at the crowd, wondering: "Didn't Venerable Guanyin say that he has sent someone to solve the catastrophe of 'burning' and 'lost cassock'?"

"Why do Tang Sanzang and others have anything to do with the black bear spirit?"

The Tathagata Buddha also looked confused when he heard the sound.

He was always at ease when Venerable Avalokitesvara was handling affairs, and this catastrophe was in her monastery in the lower realm, so what went wrong?

……

"Bodhisattva, you can decide for us!!"

Guanyin Temple, Elder Jinchi and other monks prostrated themselves on the ground, crying to Guanyin.

Time back to half an hour ago.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who noticed that the network speed was suddenly extremely slow, immediately thought that Du Fei was playing tricks, because the mobile phone and the so-called network signal were all developed and promoted by Heifengshan.

In the eyes of that bear demon, it is entirely possible to restrict himself in order to retaliate against the last act of transformation.

So, she went thousands of miles away from Mount Luojia.

Sure enough, the mobile phone network speed returned to normal.

Then, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saw Tang Sanzang in the MV of "Crossing Me, Not Crossing Her".

"Didn't Tang Sanzang respond to the robbery in the monastery?"

"How did it appear in Heifeng Mountain?"

The Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who was extremely surprised, immediately came to the Avalokitesvara Temple, and when the clouds descended, she was stunned by the large ruins in front of her, and then quickly called Elder Jinchi and others.

……

"Jinchi, what happened!?"

"Where is Tang Sanzang?"

"Why was the Zen garden destroyed so far?!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked stern, she gave Elder Jin Chi thousands of instructions, who would have thought that he would mess things up anyway.

Elder Jin Chi, who was lying on the ground, raised his head, his old face was full of grievances, "Bodhisattva, I will follow your instructions to challenge Tang Sanzang and send people to pile up firewood at night to set fire to him."

"But who would have thought that when the fire was halfway through, Tang Sanzang suddenly broke through the wall and rushed out."

Guanyin:"?"

"He called for fire, turned around and pulled out a big tree."

Guanyin:"??"

"That Tang Sanzang didn't know that the cypress tree was flammable, and it was so powerful. With its powerful swing, it threw countless burning pine branches on other temples. The fire suddenly broke out and burned most of the entire Buddhist temple!"

Guanyin:"????"

After listening to Elder Jinchi's explanation, she immediately annoyed: "You bastard! Tang Sanzang is clearly a weak man with no strength to restrain a chicken."

"How dare you tell the truth here and deceive me?!"

"Bodhisattva, you are wronged!"

When Elder Jin Chi heard this, he repeatedly called for grievances.

He pointed to the monks behind him, "everything my disciple said is true, and the scene of that day is obvious to all of them!"

"Yes, Bodhisattva, what Master said is true!"

"If there is any falsehood, the sky will strike with lightning!"

"That monk Tang Sanzang is so fierce, chasing and beating dozens of us all by himself! Bodhisattva, look, the bruise on my face is still there, and it was Tang Sanzang who punched me!"

Seeing the sworn expressions of the monks, Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little confused.

She frowned slightly, then counted with her fingers.

……

"It's flooded, come and put out the fire!"

"Elder Jinchi is so aggressive, don't blame the poor monk for being rude."

"Amitabha, I knew this earlier, so why bother?"

……

Accompanied by Tang Sanzang's words, scenes from the Guanyin Temple the day before yesterday emerged before the eyes of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Surrounded by raging fire, you are not afraid, and you will be born after breaking through the gable!
Monk Tang uprooted a big cypress tree!
One punch is the key, ten thousand monks will not open...

At this moment, Guanyin's fingers froze, and she slowly raised her head, dumbfounded.

When did Tang Sanzang become like this?

Why is this! !
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's meditation state of mind, which was finally calmed down, caused waves again. After a long while, she took a deep breath, suppressed the turbulent mood, and said to Elder Jinchi:
"Forget it, it's because I didn't think carefully."

"It's your longevity, I will let Hui An confess to you at that time, and I will return the Buddha's clothing to avoid spirits."

Originally, the expression on Elder Jinchi's face was just a little aggrieved.

But after hearing Guanyin's words, the whole person suddenly burst into tears!
"Bodhisattva!"

"Tang Sanzang and the others snatched your evasion clothes!"

After finishing speaking, he wiped away his old tears and weepingly told about how he resisted with all his strength and raised the name of Guanyin Bodhisattva but was still forcibly taken away by the other party.

After hearing this, Guanyin's water-like state of mind could no longer be maintained.

On her holy face, all the veins were bulging.

"Sun Wukong!"

"Tang Sanzang!!!"

……

"Ah!"

Hundreds of miles away, Tang Sanzang who was on the horse rubbed his nose, "Spring is coming soon, it's easy to catch a cold when the season changes."

"Wukong, you also need to keep warm!"

"I know Master!"

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