It is impossible to punish adults

Chapter 3 Is Young Master Scared?

After coming out of the county office, Mu Liuyun shook his folding fan and hummed a little tune, followed by Xiao Wuer.

"Master, just now the magistrate Kong asked you to have dinner with you, why didn't you stay?" He has been with Mu Liuyun for several years, and Xiao Wu'er has sincerity and sincerity towards his master, but he lacks a few points. awe.

It's no wonder that this kid was originally a little street boy who was pickpocketing everywhere on the street. He was caught by Mu Liuyun back then. Seeing that he was intelligent, clever, and clever, it was only because he was young and undisciplined. If you go astray, stay by your side as a small follower.

Although Xiao Wu'er has made great progress in all aspects in the past two years, he is often by his side to help Mu Liuyun as his eyes and ears, helping him to find out some news. change it.

Mu Liuyun slapped Xiao Wuer on the head with a fan in his backhand: "You! You! You! The word 'you' is so difficult? Why can't you remember it! Whose entourage have you met with your grandfather? It's so called!"

"Ouch!" Xiao Wu'er shrank his neck and smiled all over his face, "I know, I know! Can't I change it in the future!"

"Who in Taiping County doesn't know that Mrs. Wu, who cooks for the county government, has the skill of 'reviving the dead'!" Mu Liuyun showed disgust, and waved his hands, "If you feed a dead person a bite, the dead will be unpalatable. Gotta jump right up!
Today is my ten-day break, how can I stay to eat Fatty Kong's meal? The roast pigeon that went upstairs in the cloud is still waiting for my lord! "

"That's it! That's it! Don't talk about the ghost hand in the kitchen, Aunt Wu. Looking at the whole Taiping County, there may not be any more fragrant pigeons than Yun Shangstairs!" Xiao Wuer sniffed, as if he had already sniffed When the smell of the roasted pigeon is the same, "Master just told me! Don't you yourself call Mr. Kong a Fatty Kong!"

"My lord, I called from behind, but you called in front of your face, how can this be the same!" Mu Liuyun glared at Xiao Wu'er, "No matter how much you talk, I won't be able to eat pigeon wings for a while!"

"Don't, Lord is the most kind-hearted, how can you let me stare at the side, if you have to watch it, you don't have to eat it!" Xiao Wuer quickly smiled, "But this Lord Kong is also really, every three or five times, I will ask the Lord to help him, If it weren't for him today, the pigeons would be on the table by now!

You said that in today's case, he was holding his hands there, and it was clear that the Master could be broken after three or two visits. This Master Kong is so worried! "

"What do you know! He has his own difficulties!" Mu Liuyun sighed and shook his head, "There is a saying that, Sansheng is unfortunate, the magistrate is attached to Guo, and Sansheng is evil and attached to the provincial capital of Guo."

"Master, can you tell me something I can understand?" Xiao Wu'er waved his hand quickly, "What kind of pot is a rich pot?"

"I know what to eat!" Mu Liuyun glanced at him helplessly, "Fuguo means that the county government and the prefecture are in the same county! Although Master Kong is the magistrate of Taiping County, he is supposed to be the largest, but it is a coincidence. The yamen in our Jiangzhou Prefecture is also in Taiping County!
It stands to reason that the largest magistrate in the county is the magistrate, but the magistrate is also in Taiping County. The magistrate can't control the big things, and the small things are not a coincidence. It's the state's merit to do well. But it was he, the county magistrate, who was responsible for it!
So what do you ask him to do?It's time to act stupid, it's time to pretend to be a grandson, it doesn't matter if you don't shine, just don't make mistakes! "

Xiao Wu'er seemed to understand, but he felt that when his grandfather was sighing at the magistrate Kong, there seemed to be a few traces of melancholy between his eyebrows. He had no choice but to imitate Mu Liuyun's appearance, followed by sighing, closing his mouth and following behind.

The two masters and servants were thinking about delicious food in their hearts, and they walked briskly. After a while, they saw the sign of Yun Shangstairs, but at this moment, they were stopped by a person who suddenly flashed from a side road.

Mu Liuyun was taken aback by the figure that suddenly appeared. He raised his eyes and saw that it was a man in black suits. It added a bit of suffocation to his already bad face. It is estimated that if Mu Liuyun hadn't blocked him in front, Xiao Wu'er's knees were weak at this moment, and he was about to kneel.

In broad daylight, is this a robbery, or a revenge?
Mu Liuyun glanced at Xiao Wu'er who was shivering behind him, shook his head and sighed, wondering if he should also consider bringing a tall and mighty servant in front of him, after all, it would be safer.

It's a matter of the future, what matters is the black-faced god in front of him.

"Dare to ask this brave man, what's your purpose?" The other party made it clear that he came out on purpose to stop him, but Mu Liuyun didn't pretend to be stupid with him, smiled respectfully, and bowed his hands to the crowd.

"You are Mu Liuyun, the manager of Jiangzhou Prefecture, who joined the army?" The black face seemed to see Mu Liuyun very unpleasant, and turned his face to the side with a glance, "There is a murder case in Donggu County that needs to be checked by an official, you Come with me now!"

"Hi..." When he heard that it was for official business, Mu Liuyun was full of confidence. Looking at this Jiangzhou mansion, he recognized the adults who were older than himself, and also recognized the entourage guards around them. , have never seen such a person.

Since it is not the people around the Shangguan, who in this Jiangzhou territory is qualified to join the army to him, the dignified manager who specializes in prisons?

Even if you are taller, have wider shoulders, thicker arms, and look more aggressive, that's not enough!
Mu Liuyun put the fan in his arms, took a step back, and said with a bit of displeasure: "I'm afraid this is not right? Let's not say that today is my ten-day break, just say that the Donggu County is out of town. If you have a murder case, you need to ask the official to examine it, this man, you can go to the county office in Donggu County and ask the county magistrate to take him there, why did you come to Taiping County to find me?"

"Do you think I am willing?" The black-faced god snorted with disgust on his face, "My lord sent me to look for you, saying that this case has to be handled by you! Besides, according to the laws of Dari, all autopsy cases are strictly prohibited. , the state government needs to send a manager to join the army to execute it, you dare to disobey the law?"

"Um... Dare to ask who your lord is...?" Seeing that his tone was not good, Mu Liuyun mentioned something "sir" again, and he hurriedly looked at this person again, and decided that this person was very well-mannered and definitely not Jiangzhou. People in the government office.

But even though it is a bit ferocious, the kind of extravagance that comes with this black-faced god is definitely not something that ordinary yamen possess, is it difficult...

"My lord is Gyeonggi Road to provide some prison affairs, Yuan Mu." The black-faced god proudly announced his own lord's name.

Mu Liuyun raised his brows and hurriedly took out the paper fan from his arms, pinned it to his waist, put on a flattering smile, and cupped his hands at the black-faced god: "So it's the messenger beside Yuan Tixing! The messenger came to Taiping County to find me!

It is said that Yuan Tixing has such high regard for the lower official, and the lower official is very honored, but he did not bring the equipment for the autopsy on weekdays..."

"You don't need to worry about these Lao Shizi, my family has all prepared, you can come!" The black-faced god said with a sullen face.

"Excellent! Excellent! Sure enough, the sentence is still considered comprehensive!" Mu Liuyun had no reason to refuse, so he flattered, "Since this is the case, ask the messenger to help lead the way, let's hurry over!"

Seeing his smiling face, the black-faced god became even more disgusted. He turned around and waved his hands at Mu Liuyun, walking ahead.

The three turned into a side alley, where a small carriage was parked, and a tall horse was tied beside the carriage.

"Yo! The messenger is thoughtful! He even prepared a carriage!" Mu Liuyun was really surprised when he saw the carriage.

Anyone who knew him knew that Mu Liuyun was not good at riding and archery, let alone riding a horse, it was difficult to climb on a horse.

However, outsiders don't know this. After all, it is said that a big man can't ride a horse, which will hinder the prestige of Sir Si Li.

And this person in front of him is clearly the first time he's seen him, so how could he be so coincidentally prepared to have a carriage?

The black-faced god ignored him, turned on his horse, clipped his stirrups, and the tall horse roared away.

"This..." Mu Liuyun looked at the driver waiting by the side, "Do you know where to go?"

The driver nodded, and then Mu Liuyun took Xiao Wuer to the car and sat in the car.

"Master, you changed your words just now too! I thought you were so much more courageous than I was, and you could withstand the frightening intimidation on your face. I didn't expect you to change your words when they mentioned the rules!" Daozui The pigeon on the side flew away, and the boss of Xiaowuer was not happy.

"Bah! Your grandfather, am I the one who scare the legs soft by mentioning a law?!"

"I'm not afraid? I'm not afraid that you were just so polite to that evil star! Magistrate Kong doesn't have this kind of treatment here! You bully the soft and fear the hard!"

Mu Liuyun angrily raised his leg to kick Xiao Wu'er, Xiao Wu'er hurriedly moved aside to avoid the kick.

"You know shit! Have you ever heard of officials crushing people to death? The magistrate Kong is only half a level older than me, so he can still breathe a sigh of relief, but that person's mention of prison affairs is serious. The fourth-rank official of the imperial court, let alone the policeman next to him, even the dog he keeps is bigger than my official!" Mu Liuyun rubbed his face, extremely distressed, "Yuan Mu...why is he?"

"Master, who is Yuan Mu?" Usually, Mu Liuyun was the same as Yun Yehe, and he always looked at ease. This was the first time Xiao Wu'er saw his master crying and grief-stricken, like he was facing a great enemy.

"It's not surprising that you don't know him," Mu Liuyun sighed and lowered his voice, "This Master Yuan is the only son of Yuan Huai, the loyal and brave county king in the capital. I have to run to be a criminal officer, and inspect the unjust and unsolved cases that the state government has not handled well.”

"You're not the same! Just leave your home to have a good time, you have to play with the bones of the dead..." Xiao Wu'er secretly pouted and whispered.

Mu Liuyun was distracted by himself, and didn't hear it: "Everyone behind him calls him the Living King of Hell, saying that his character is elusive, if it sounds good, it's called killing and decisive, and if it's ugly, it's cold-blooded and ruthless! The real King of Hell is not scary, the big deal is death, the most fearful thing is to meet him, the living King of Hell, and he will die again and again.

I heard that there is no torture in the world that the King of Hell does not know about, and the greatest wish of those who fall into his hands is only to die quickly.

So, ah, you said, if the king of hell sent someone to call me, can I provoke your grandfather?Dare not to go? "

Xiao Wu'er stared at his master for a moment, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly grinned: "I'm sorry, I'm timid, I can't help you if I go over there, so I'll go back first, turn around Find you to be punished!"

Before Mu Liuyun could return to his senses, he had already turned around and lifted the curtain, jumped out of the car, jumped out of the car and ran away.

"You bastard!" Mu Liuyun was not surprised by this, he laughed and scolded, but he was not really annoyed, sighed, and closed his eyes against the wall.

The pony cart swayed for a while and finally stopped, Mu Liuyun jumped out of the car, looked around, and saw that he was in a forest on the outskirts of the country. Awaiting dispatch.

The black-faced god who had just come over to find him was currently tying a horse not far away, and he was talking to others while tying the horse.

"Master Si Li, you're here!" A clerk from Donggu County approached, and he had dealt with Mu Liuyun when he went to Taiping County to deliver official documents, "If you come, we will feel at ease! Guess what? This is how the same thing?"

"Don't guess, a female corpse was found in this forest. Because the head is missing, its identity cannot be determined." Mu Liuyun said.

The yachai was surprised: "Master Si Li, didn't you just arrive? How did you get it so clear?"

"That's not what you told me with your own hands." Mu Liuyun smiled and pointed at the straw mat, "In such a wilderness, apart from the police officials in the yamen, there are not even a single onlooker, so there is no need to worry about scaring them. To others, the cover is so tight, the reason can only be that the deceased was a woman, afraid of indecent.

This place is already under the jurisdiction of Donggu County. Donggu County is vast and sparsely populated. If the deceased is indeed from Donggu County, there is no need to send someone to call me here. If the identity cannot be determined, it will be rotten .

But the weather is not so hot right now, I am standing here, less than [-] feet away from the tent, and it is downwind, and I can't smell any rotten stench, so it can only be the head and the corpse. "

"Mr. Si Li, you are really amazing!" The yacha was convinced by Mu Liuyun's inference, and said in a low voice, "Lord Si Li is going to fight for us! Everyone with their nostrils turned upside-down, they don't even look at us! Sir Si Li must let them take a good look at your skills!"

(End of this chapter)