Wasteland Love Game

Chapter 12 12. Monster Hunter: Rice
After Chen Shuo's repeated refusal, the priest finally gave up the idea of ​​keeping him for dinner at the church.

It's not because the food cooked by my sister is a hundred times better than that in the church. The main reason is that the clergyman in the church is actually a mutant radiation person, and his skin is festering.

Before leaving, Chen Shuo asked the priest casually:
"By the way, have you heard about that Jin Yuchuang?"

"I've heard it, it's just a traffic star." The priest sneered.

Chen Shuo deliberately put on a sad tone and sighed: "Hey, I saw his fans on Twitter yesterday calling Ameng a female tank. I don't know if it's true."

"What? How dare you call A Meng a tank! For these lunatics, it's the Lord's business to forgive them, and I will send them to the Lord!"

The priest ran back to his room cursing, and activated the "24-hour automatic posting and matching" software.

Chen Entropy sat in the second-hand pickup truck he just mentioned, and watched the collapse point rise to 21 comfortably.

——Wait a shot when you get home!
He turned the car key, and the truck made a pleasant engine sound.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Entropy made a phone call to Black Callis.

"What's the matter, boy?"

"I just bought a car, can I give it to you to control it remotely?" Chen Entropy asked.

"You have no hands, you can't hold the steering wheel, can you? Believe it or not, the old lady will drive you to the crematorium?"

Hekaris scolded without image: "I have been called by you for the past two days. Every day I told me that the big one is coming, when will the big one come?"

"Big one... I'll probably be here soon." Chen Entropy spread out on the driver's seat, a little tired:
"I don't have a driver's license, you help me drive the car remotely."

"Then you think I have a driver's license?" Black Carlis asked rhetorically.

"Don't you?" Chen Entropy asked again solemnly.

"." After a moment of silence, Heikalis suddenly realized: "Oh, I seem to have it, but it's a driver's license to remotely control an armored tank."

"That's fine~" Chen Entropy ordered: "I'll send you the remote control code of the car, let's go!"

After temporarily storing the pickup in an auto repair shop, Chen Entropy hurried back home.

Sitting on the bed, Chen Entropy opened the system interface of "Honkai Core".

His points increased faster and faster, and after a while, his kung fu rose to 23 points.

Chen Entropy clicked on the [Mysterious Weapon Pack] in the system mall and couldn't help swallowing.

What kind of mysterious weapon will he draw?A nuclear blaster?Assault rifle with self sight plug?Or a shapeshifter?
Trying to suppress his excitement, Chen Entropy clicked "Exchange".

The next moment, a huge rotating disc appeared in front of his eyes.The disc is divided into fourteen equal parts, and each area has a different weapon name written on it.

"Great Sword, Great Sword, Chopping Axe, Heavy Crossbow, Hunting Flute"

Chen Entropy silently recited the name of each weapon.

"Wait, do we have these weapons in the game?"

The disc turned rapidly, and the pointer finally stopped at the area called "Light Crossbow".

Then, Chen Entropy's phone vibrated suddenly, and a text message popped up:
""Kamikaze Express" Your order has been received by courier No. 1919, and delivery will begin soon.The package will be delivered within 10 minutes, download the APP to check the delivery status. "

Seeing this line of information, Chen Entropy immediately froze in place.

It's not that I want to complain about how powerful the collapsed core is, but I want to complain about the name of this express company.

"What's up! Kamikaze Express?!"

Chen Shuo was so frightened that he ran out of the house and stood at the door looking out.

"Kamikaze Express" is a famous express company in Yeshu City.The company is known for its "extremely fast delivery" and "high mortality rate for couriers", as well as its "artisan spirit" when a courier is damaged.

The company's express delivery method is to let couriers get on small transport planes with only enough fuel to fly one way, and deliver the express to customers at the speed of suicide attacks.

Speaking of which, the setting of "Kamikaze Express" was proposed by a certain cherry blossom boy in the production team. The boy claimed that this was the characteristic of their nation, and his face was full of pride.

But everyone else in the production team felt that it would be better for this young man to be sent to humanity for destruction.

After a few minutes, Chen Entropy heard a faint sound of a plane engine.When he looked up, he found a small plane soaring in the sky with fire, and the fuselage was still disintegrating.

At the same time, a man in a flight suit jumped off the plane, holding a rectangular package, opened the parachute and slowly floated down.

After a while, the courier floated in front of Chen Entropy and unbuttoned the parachute.

He looked at his watch, and then handed the package to Chen Entropy:

"Your express, please sign for it. The express has been delivered within the specified time. If it is convenient, please give a five-star praise."

"Thank you," Chen Entropy took the courier, quickly signed his name, and was about to turn around and go home.

After all, there are residents around, so it would be bad if they were watching.

At this moment, the courier reminded: "Secret Marseille, this courier is cash on delivery, and the total charge is 920 yuan, [-] yuan and [-] cents."

"Um???"

Chen Shuo was stunned for five seconds before he could react, and he immediately cursed at the Houkai Core: "Crazy! Can't you choose a cheaper courier for me?!"

In the end, Chen Entropy had no choice but to call Heika Lisi for help, and borrowed 1 yuan with her sharp laughter.

Because the only valuable thing on him now is the badge of the night.But this kind of thing is only recognized by the black market and cannot be consumed elsewhere.

Back in the room, Chen Entropy carefully looked at the package of the courier.The sender's information and address are not left on it, and it is an anonymous courier.

In Yeshucheng, anonymous couriers are not uncommon.In addition to conducting undercover transactions, anonymous couriers are also used to retaliate against revenge and online trolls, some of whom hide bombs or radioactive contaminants in courier packages.

"But since it was given to me by the Honkai Core, it shouldn't be tricking me, right?"

Chen Entropy touched his chest.He spent 1 yuan and [-] points, so he can't buy a bomb back, can he?

Unpacking the rectangular package, Chen Entropy dug out a portable metal suitcase from a large amount of foam paper.

Open the metal box, and there really is a crossbow gun that can be assembled.

Although it is called a "light crossbow", this thing looks more like an extended rifle.

The streamlined design of the whole body is black, the metal feeling is faintly cool, and the flexible leather at the handle.

In addition to the trigger handle at the end of this light crossbow, there is also a handle in the middle of the gun body, which is convenient for the user to lift with both hands.There is no crossbow string at the top of the barrel, but a small scope.

To be honest, Chen Entropy was not satisfied with this lottery, but it was better than nothing.

In Nightshade, the days of melee weapons are not over yet.But most of the people who can fight with melee weapons are fighting maniacs, mech-transformers and radiation-enhanced people.

For ordinary people like him with only 1 full ability, it is indeed more reliable to use long-range weapons.

But why would he waste 1 yuan and [-] points to buy such a crap?

Isn't it good to go to the black market to buy a pistol?Portable and easy to use!What is this light crossbow?
Just when Chen Shuo was about to put away the light crossbow, he saw a recording pen.He clicked the play button, and a young male voice with a magnetic and agitated voice came out:
"Thank you for purchasing the weapons produced by the Velvet Alchemy Workshop and becoming the first guest of our workshop! I'm [beep-], the big apprentice of the most beautiful alchemist in this alchemy workshop [beep--]!"

"Perhaps you will have a certain degree of confusion after receiving this light crossbow: I can't buy a pistol any better than this?"

"But please don't rush to return it, although we don't have any return channels here (whisper BB). This light crossbow is a multi-functional weapon, and it is also my most proud debut work! Its name is: Gathering Black Wolf Crossbow. "

"In addition to the trigger, the rear handle has four buttons arranged in a ring, which are XABY in clockwise order from the top. The front handle also has two buttons on the left and right, ZL and ZR."

"The following is the use of the special skills of this light crossbow, please practice repeatedly before the battle until the fat memory is formed:
Auto Aim: ZL
Roll over before driving: B
Six bursts: forward roll + A
Gathering Cannon: Press and hold A after rolling forward
Iron Claw Flying: ZL+ZR
Iron Chain: Press ZL+B when being knocked into the air
Ammo switch: ZL+A or Y.In addition to ordinary ammunition, there are seven kinds of ammunition: flash bomb, incendiary bomb, ice bomb, hypnosis bomb, release bomb, paralysis bomb and power bomb.
Smoke bomb: ZL+Y
Dragon Slayer: Press and hold ZL+X for three seconds

Chainsaw mode: Press X+A at the same time when the energy storage value is not full, and kill the enemy in melee to quickly accumulate the energy storage value

SHOW·TIME! : Press X+A at the same time when the energy storage value is full”

After the guy reported a series of moves, the voice in the recorder stopped abruptly.

"I think your game should be equipped with a handle that can be used as hell." Chen Entropy said casually, and found a handwritten move sheet next to the recording pen.

He put the weapon back in the box, and then called Black Callis:

"Hello? Are you still there?"

"At eleven o'clock tonight, help me hack into Jin Yuchuang's official account and do as I say."

"Yes, as you think, the big one is coming~"

(End of this chapter)