Reborn Peach, being eavesdropped by monkeys

Chapter 88 Only my old grandson is an outsider!
Huaguoshan, Shanshen Mansion, main hall.

The white-fronted tiger leaned half its body on the altar, snoring loudly, and licked the corners of its paws and mouth with its big tongue from time to time, making the sound of smacking its mouth and grinding its teeth.

"This evil! I really can't even sleep well!"

Shen Gongbao was looking at the Taoist scriptures, upset by the noise, and threw the Taoist scriptures at the white-fronted tiger's head.

boom!
The head was smashed.

The white-fronted tiger opened his eyes in a daze, and muttered, "Who... who hit me?"

Shen Gongbao scolded angrily, "Be quiet!"

"Oh..." The white-fronted tiger responded aggrievedly, and the snoring really stopped.

Shen Gongbao breathed a sigh of relief, and with a move of his right hand, he took the book into his hand, and only read two lines after opening it.

huh-huh-

The snoring sounded again.

boom!
The book in his hand was smashed again.

The snoring stopped.

But before Shen Gongbao took the book back, the snoring sound of killing thousands of swords came to his ears again.

"..." The corners of Shen Gongbao's eyes twitched, with an urge to kill.

After wheezing for a while, Shen Gongbao gritted his teeth, picked up the futon, and walked out of the hall.

There was a thumping sound of footsteps.

One day sooner or later, master, I will peel your skin and stretch your tendons, to see if you dare to make such a fuss!

But today, it seems like God...

No, it's not like it seems, but it's really because God doesn't want him to read at ease.

Shen Gongbao had just glanced under the tree outside the hall, only to hear a cry in the air: "Shen Gongbao, the mountain god of Huaguo Mountain, accepts the order."

Looking up, it is a yellow-clothed warrior holding the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor in his hand, throwing himself into the mountain god's mansion.

Shen Gongbao took a deep breath and recited the Taoist scriptures several times before he calmed down and stretched out his hand to receive the imperial edict of the Jade Emperor.

Unexpectedly, the warrior in yellow frowned, and scolded: "Shen Gongbao, don't burn incense to meet..."

boom!
Before he could finish speaking, Shen Gongbao swung the fly whisk in his hand, and directly sent the yellow-clothed warrior flying.

Much more comfortable!

Shen Gongbao picked up the imperial decree on the ground, unpacked it and looked at it twice, with a hint of sarcasm at the corner of his mouth.

At this time, suddenly a fluffy big head approached in front of him, and said in his mouth: "Master, this is the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor? What did he say?"

Shen Gongbao's body froze from the smelly wind and the wet touch, and he broke his defense immediately.

"How many times have I told you, after eating, wash your paws and mouth clean, don't lick randomly, you won't be able to grow your memory!"

"Are you trying to smoke your master to death? I, Shen Gongbao, have lived for so many years, and I have never seen such a scruffy mount like you!"

Shen Gongbao grabbed the book in his hand, and hit the white-fronted tiger's big head with "bang bang bang bang".

After fighting for a long time, Shen Gongbao stopped when he saw no movement from the white-fronted tiger.

"Is the master fighting enough?"

The white-fronted tiger had tears in his eyes, "I... I didn't mean to..."

Shen Gongbao suddenly lost his temper: "Don't be an example!"

"Thank you, sir! Thank you, sir!"

The white-fronted tiger sucked his nose twice, and soon forgot the pain, and moved closer to Shen Gongbao cautiously, still curious about what was written in the imperial decree.

"Give it! If you want to see it, take it and see it!"

Shen Gongbao then threw the imperial decree on the white-fronted tiger and said, "It's just some nonsense written on it, and it's actually urging me to deal with that monkey."

The white-fronted tiger looked at the words about eliminating evil spirits written on it, and his head was a bit big, but the material of this edict was not bad.

It picked it up, wiped its mouth, rubbed its paws on it, threw it aside, and asked, "Then what are you going to do, master?"

"Go! Why don't you go!"

Shen Gongbao didn't want to ride the white-fronted tiger because he thought it was dirty.

But the white-fronted tiger followed him with a sullen face.

After entering the waterfall and crossing the iron bridge, the stone door of the Shuilian Cave was closed tightly, with a thick layer of dust on it, and weeds and vines grew wildly beside it, almost covering the wall.

Shen Gongbao was taken aback, but Bai-fronted Tiger grinned excitedly: "Master, you said you have never seen someone more sloppy than me! Have you seen it now? Hahahaha!"

idiot!

Shen Gongbao didn't have time to pay attention to him, seeing that there seemed to be words on the stone door, he waved his right hand to sweep away the dust with force.

I saw two lines of words engraved on the stone gate, on the right was "Two ears do not hear the affairs of the Three Realms", and on the left was "One heart only reads the Huang Ting Jing."

Horizontal comment: "Don't bother me".

This monkey is clever!

Seeing something bad, I just wanted to hide!
It's a pity, but it was a waste of effort!

Shen Gongbao shook his head, not optimistic about Monkey King at all.

The catastrophe lies in the sky and more in people!
If it was really possible to escape so easily, there wouldn't be so many troubles in the world!
Shen Gongbao grabbed a leaf casually, and with a thought, he turned it into a greeting card and stuffed it in the crack of the stone at the gate of Huaguo Mountain.

Seeing the white-fronted tiger by the side, he peeped through the door, pulled the bottom of the door, and wanted to shout for the door, so he grabbed the skin around its neck, ignored its struggle, and slipped it back to the mountain temple.

"Master, this is the end? Didn't the Jade Emperor agree to you, as long as your..."

Before the white-fronted tiger finished speaking, Shen Gongbao had already pinched out a formula and cast him a silencing spell.

"From today on, you just stay here honestly, don't ask anything, don't say anything! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will seal your mouth shut so that you can't even eat!"

"!!!" The white-fronted tiger was shocked, and quickly covered his mouth with his paws.

It's finally quiet!

Shen Gongbao only felt that the buzzing and swollen head was much more comfortable.

Burned a piece of talisman and told the Jade Emperor about the Shuilian Cave, thinking about it in his heart.

This stupid tiger, how could the Jade Emperor violate Yuanshi Tianzun's edict and offend the entire Chanjiao for me?

What he said was to help me solve the problem of my physical body, not to take my physical body out of the Beihai spring!

…………

"Is this gone?"

Inside the Water Curtain Cave, the monkey was surprised.

Up to now, many people (demons) have come to Huaguo Mountain to look for him, but Shen Gongbao is definitely the most perfunctory and efficient.

He didn't knock on the door and didn't transmit the sound, just put in a thank you note as if he had finished the task, turned around and went back.

It didn't look like she wanted to see him, but rather she was afraid of seeing him.

Li Anran was not surprised.

[These disciples who explained the two religions are really exactly the same. 】

[Even in the current situation, there is still the arrogance of a saint disciple in his bones. 】

【Renren Taiyi and the others look down on the Jade Emperor, Wen Zhong and the others look down on the Jade Emperor, and Shen Gongbao is no exception. 】

Li Anran suddenly admired the two Western leaders.

[The centripetal force of the two sects of Chanjue is so strong, how did those two fool them into teaching in the West? 】

【This one breath has dug half of the wall of Chanjiao, which is really ruthless! 】

[There is also Duobao, the big brother who cut off the teaching, who escaped the catastrophe of conferring gods, but turned into Sakyamuni Tathagata Buddha after the catastrophe of conferring gods. 】

[It is said that Taishang Daozu sent him to divide the luck of Western religions, but why do I feel that he works harder than anyone else? 】

monkey:"……"

Ran Deng, Samantabhadra, Manjusri, and Detaining Sun are also disciples of Chanjiao?
Tathagata is the master of Jiejiao?

really!

In the entire Three Realms, only my grandson is an outsider!
(End of this chapter)