Reborn Peach, being eavesdropped by monkeys

Chapter 62 Dig a hole and bury yourself

【Familiar ceiling...】

[This is the underground stone chamber of Huaguo Mountain? 】

Li Anran opened his eyes and found himself lying on the stone bed in the underground stone chamber of Shuilian Cave.

[Didn't I help King Yama to disrupt Huangdi Shitian's wedding in Xiaobuzhou Mountain in the underworld? 】

[Why are you here? 】

Li Anran was a little confused, trying to remember.

Memories come and go.

【In order to annoy those Asuras, the monkey and I deliberately sat on their chief seat...】

[Later the monkey used me to provoke those Asuras...]

【Those Asuras were very angry and wanted to do it... I was afraid that the food would be wasted, so I ran away while eating...】

【Then... I ate a lot and drank a lot... I seem to have drunk too much... dizzy and drowsy...】

【And then... and then what happened...】

[I can't remember at all! ! ! 】

Li Anran opened his eyes wide, a little panicked.

This feeling of losing a memory and not knowing what happened is really uncomfortable.

【What did I do afterwards? 】

[Why can't I remember anything? 】

[I won't say something that shouldn't be said, right? 】

Li Anran couldn't sit still anymore, opened the mechanism of the secret room, and flew out.

The Water Curtain Cave was empty, no monkeys were found, and there was a chill in the air, which made Li Anran sober.

Li Anran crossed the iron bridge and jumped out of the waterfall. He was stunned by everything in front of him.

I saw that Huaguo Mountain was covered with silver, the cold wind was like a knife, and the snowflakes fluttered down like goose feathers, freezing thousands of miles and covering everything.

【What the hell is this? 】

Li Anran was a little dazed, and reached out to catch the snowflake in front of him, the cold touch told him that all this was true.

[When we left Huaguo Mountain, wasn't it still summer? 】

[Why is it winter? 】

While Li Anran was wondering, his heart suddenly moved, he looked up towards the sky, and saw a monkey flying over carrying a tree of fruit. .

Seeing Li Anran, the monkey's eyes lit up, it suddenly accelerated, and landed beside him, with a happy expression on its face: "Little Pantao! You finally woke up!"

Li Anran asked: "Brother, what's going on?"

The monkey said: "Isn't it snowing! What's so strange about it! You can see Huaguo Mountain every year!"

Li Anran said: "I know it's snowing! I mean, weren't we in Xiaobuzhou Mountain before? When did we come back? Besides, I remember when we left, it was late summer and early autumn. It's winter all of a sudden?"

"You still have the nerve to say it!" The villain monkey complained first, and beat him up: "That day in Xiaobuzhou Mountain, we agreed to pretend to be drunk. You are fine, you forget everything when you drink, and get yourself drunk drunk."

"I don't know what happened that day... I didn't drink much, but I got drunk..."

This passage matched Li Anran's memory.

【I'm drinking a broken piece...】

【No wonder I don’t remember anything...】

Li Anran didn't know the real situation, and was a little embarrassed, and asked again: "What happened later? What happened?"

The monkey said: "Then those Asuras wanted to arrest you and threaten my grandson, but you got drunk and beat them to death."

"Am I so fierce?" Li Anran let out a sigh of relief and smiled.

Monkey glanced at Li Anran, with a teasing smile on his face: "Not only that, you have something even fiercer than this!"

"Worse than this?" Li Anran suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Yes! You were like that that day! With your left hand holding the collars of King Yama and the others, and your right hand dragging a hammer, the kind with blood on it..."

The monkey stared, bared its teeth, made a ferocious expression, and even gestured and performed: "I just ask you, is I a harmless little monster who keeps himself safe? Tell me!"

Li Anran was stunned.

Getting drunk is not terrible, the most terrible thing is that someone helps you remember.

[Did I really do such a thing? 】

[I seem to have a little impression...]

【But I can’t remember clearly...】

The monkey smiled even more happily, and continued to make up the knife: "You didn't ask it once, but asked it over and over again! By the way, besides this, you also asked a question!"

The monkey walked up to Li Anran, shook Li Anran's shoulders vigorously with both hands, and shouted loudly: "I am so sincere, why don't they believe it? Why? Tell me, why don't they believe it!"

Li Anran: "..."

【Let me die!let me die! 】

[I really want to dig a hole and bury myself! 】

Li Anran wants to cry but has nothing to love.

The monkey was beaming with joy: "Later you went to that Princess Shezhi's place, and you still pinched her face, 'Such a beautiful girl, marrying Di Shitian is ruined, why don't you give me a hug..."

"Brother! Stop talking! Stop talking!"

Li Anran quickly interrupted Houzi's words. He felt that if he continued to listen, he would probably hit a wall. "Let's get down to business! Let's get down to business! What happened to Di Shitian? What happened to that Ka Luo Qian Tuo?"

"What else can I do! With a livid face, admit it! As for Ka Luoqian..."

With regret on his face, the monkey said, "That guy is very cunning. After taking my old grandson's stick, he intentionally broke his body apart and turned it into bloody water, and while our attention was all on you, , ran away with Princess Shezhi of their Asura tribe."

The monkey put on a teasing expression again, and said, "After you saw it, you still wanted to catch up, but in the middle of the run, you got drunk and tripped yourself."

Li Anran was embarrassed.

That Asura Princess Shezhi was charming and beautiful, but in the end she had to marry such a carnivorous Di Shitian. He really felt a pity in his heart, but it was just a pity.

Unexpectedly, after getting drunk, he actually took action directly.

[Drinking is bad! 】

[In the future, you must never drink again! 】

Li Anran really wanted to end this topic as soon as possible, but if he didn't ask clearly, he felt a little uneasy after all, so he had to bite the bullet and ask: "Apart from these, did I say anything else?"

The monkey's eyes moved slightly, he hesitated for a moment, shook his head, and said, "No more. After you fell down, you fell asleep again, like a dead pig. My old grandson had to carry you all the way from the underworld. return."

"That's good! That's good!" Li Anran breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again: "How long have I been asleep?"

The monkey said: "Two years, four months and 21 days!"

"Two years and four months?" Li Anran was taken aback.

He had just realized that he might have slept for a long time, but he didn't expect to sleep for nearly two and a half years. This...

This is too exaggerated!
"What's all the fuss about!" The monkey said nonchalantly, "In the game of immortals, sometimes a game lasts for a hundred years. Only you, little Pantao, are the weirdest! You work at sunrise and rest at sunset, just like ordinary people." !"

"Senior brother is right!" Li Anran responded, but rolled her eyes in her heart.

[Can I be the same as you old immortals who have lived for hundreds of thousands of years? 】

[I have only lived for less than 30 years in my two lifetimes combined! 】

【I slept for two and a half years, this time is really worthless to a cultivator! 】

Only lived less than 30 years in two lifetimes?
Monkey was slightly surprised, but he didn't take it seriously.

He didn't know that the two lives Li Anran was talking about were Earth in the previous life and Journey to the West in this life, and he thought that Li Anran was talking about being a man before and now making flat peaches, but he felt that Li Anran was young.

"Senior brother, when I was in the underworld, I got a good thing by chance, which is just right for you!"

Li Anran took out the blood essence of Dijiang, and said: "This is the blood essence of the ancestor of the witch clan. It is very beneficial for the cultivation of the nine-turn Xuangong. Brother, please refine it as soon as possible, and you will be able to improve your cultivation greatly." !"

[Let the tool man Monkey get busy! 】

【He has no time to think about me getting drunk and going crazy! 】

Monkey: "..." Why is this operation so familiar?

(End of this chapter)