Reborn Peach, being eavesdropped by monkeys

Chapter 275 The Prehistoric Situation

Chapter 275 The Prehistoric Situation

The vast mountains, vast rivers, waterfalls and lakes, night winds whistling, and occasionally a few beast roars in the distance, shaking the mountains and rivers, and the leaves rustled down.

"Chili fried meat should be fried in a cold pan with hot oil, and stir-fried on high heat. Only in this way can the aroma of the meat and vegetables be stimulated to the greatest extent."

Standing by the fire, the monkey's body has become hundreds of feet high, holding a hilly iron pot in one hand, and a shovel tens of meters long in the other, explaining to the Eastern Prince and operating it on the ground.

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The crimson flame exploded more than half a meter high. The monkey turned the pot and briefly stir-fried the unicorn meat in the pot. With the bright red chili peppers on their hands, Gong Gong and Duke Dong were gluttons writhing in their stomachs, swallowing.

Originally, the East Prince was in charge of cooking, but after a few glances at the monkey, he couldn't bear it anymore and stepped forward to take the chef's seat.

It's not that the monkey likes to cook, it's just that when a king sees a bronze man with garbage in his hands and a mouth full of serious explanations, but there is a fool next to him, making some mentally retarded comments from time to time, that feeling is really uncomfortable .

Prince Dong didn't trust the monkey at first, but when the monkey asked Li Anran to take out the steamer, iron pan, shovel...that big set of kitchen utensils from the colorful glass mirror, he was dumbfounded.

Among other things, the professional level of this posture directly crushed him, and he was so frightened that he dared not speak for a long time.

And the monkey's culinary skills are not just relying on equipment to bluff people.

Steamed, stewed, fried, fried, boiled, stewed, fried, roasted and mixed.

Compared with the simple and rough boiling and roasting in this era, the monkey who has learned a lot of cooking skills from Li Anran's mouth can be said to be a dimensionality reduction blow.

After some manipulations, Duke Dong just knelt on the ground and looked at the monkey. His eyes were filled with admiration. Compared with Gong Gong's eyes when he looked at Li Anran just now, that kind of heat was even stronger.

"The dishes can still do this!"

Dong Wanggong looked at the hundreds of dishes with different recipes on the half of the mountain, and felt that his whole world had been turned upside down. He said in disbelief: "I have been walking in the wild for so many years, I thought I was on the way of 'eating'. , is no weaker than anyone else. I didn’t know how ignorant I was until today. Apart from boiling and roasting, there are so many cooking techniques in this world, it’s really incredible!”

"Yes!" Gonggong nodded vigorously, expressing deep agreement, "Brother Qitian's cooking skills are much better than yours! I have nothing to teach him!"

monkey:"……"

Li Anran: "..."

【Who gave you the courage to say this! ! ! 】

[Liang Jingru? ! 】

If Prince Dong knew how to roast meat anyway, even if it was the first time he roasted this meat, he could at least get it cooked, then Gong Gong was a pure expert in the theory of kings with guns.

That's right, he never cooks, but he likes to teach others to cook!

Those who have been "taught" by him include Di Jiang, Zhu Rong, Hou Tu, Xuan Ming, Duke Dong...

Just now, he even pointed out a few words to the monkey!

I dare not say anything else, but if I survived, I can only say that Gonggong's strength is terrifying!
Dong Wanggong's face darkened, he felt ashamed, and said: "...you shut up!"

"Stinky wood! You can't do it yourself, why don't you let me say it?"

Gong Gong was not convinced, and stared and shouted: "For so many years, what else do you do besides cooking and roasting meat? The dishes you cook are unpalatable!"

"It's not delicious and you still follow me with a shameless face? Eat and drink all day long?"

Dong Wanggong stomped his feet angrily.

Which bastard was bragging to others just now that my cooking skills are good and the grilled meat is delicious?

How long did it take for him to turn his face and deny anyone, and it became unbearable? !
Also, I told you not to put gold on your face anymore, don't I know that I am not as good as Sun Dasheng?
you teach?Is your grilled meat cooked?
When the Eastern Prince and the Twelve Ancestral Witches met, the word "witch" did not exist in this world, but at that time, Gonggong no longer cooked, and only "taught" others to cook, especially like to teach Zhurong!

For this reason, Zhu Rong fought with him several times!
After all, when cooking, no one likes to have the strongest king nagging in their ears, you should do this, you should put that.

"That's why I was tricked by you before!" Gonggong said confidently, "If I had met Brother Qi Tian earlier, I would not have run around with you!"

[The relationship between the two brothers is really good! 】

Li Anran couldn't help sighing as he watched Gong Gong and Duke Dong stop talking there.

"Okay, the last dish has been stewed, we can start eating." The monkey put the last dragon soup on the fire, and said to Prince Dong: "If you want to learn, my grandson can teach you."

He and Emperor Donghua are close friends, rounding up, he and Emperor Donghua's previous life, Duke Donghua are also considered good friends, and he doesn't mind spending some effort to pass on this cooking skill to Duke Donghua.

Although Li Anran had told the monkey that the dungeon world was illusory, it was just a memory of the original owner, but the monkey didn't think so.

This world, no matter how he sees it, is more than just a memory!
Memory is fixed, but this world can extend infinitely outward.

Monkey felt that this place was more like the parallel world in Li Anran's heart, and the East Prince was a coordinate, a coordinate that helped them locate here, so they couldn't leave the East Prince too far.

Little Pantao is always talking about Daoist Taiyi, they are too superstitious about saints, they don't have their own ideas, but they ignore themselves, so why isn't his system extremely superstitious!

Hou Zi secretly shook his head, but he couldn't remind Li Anran of this matter.

Firstly, it is hard to explain where I learned that Li Anran has a magic weapon system, and secondly, that magic weapon system is really too powerful.

Just like Chanjiao's disciples have seen the omniscience and omnipotence of the sage, and they will not have the slightest doubt about what the sage said.

Little Pantao has seen the horror and power of his magic weapon system, so she will not have the slightest doubt about his system.

"Really?! Great!" Duke Dong was overjoyed.

He has no interest in cultivation, magic weapons, or power, but only enjoys his appetite!
His dream is to travel the whole prehistoric and eat all over the prehistoric!
When Gonggong saw this, his heart suddenly jumped, and he was a little annoyed and regretful.

No matter how good this Great Sage Equaling Heaven is at cooking, he is still an outsider after all. It is impossible to cook for him often. Dong Wanggong is different!

He shouldn't have said too much just now, saying that he would not eat the food cooked by Dong Wanggong in the future!

If Duke Dong really learned the cooking skills of Monkey King in the future, wouldn't he only be able to watch but not eat?Starved to death?

But soon, Gong Gong could not care about these.

"Delicious! It's so delicious!" After Gonggong took a bite of the food, both eyes were shining.

He just felt a taste and taste that he had never experienced before flooding over, almost drowning his whole body, the taste was countless times better than anything he had eaten before, making him want to take the whole plate up Pour in your mouth.

Dong Wanggong's performance was no better than Gonggong's. He seemed to have been reincarnated from starvation. A pair of chopsticks came and went like the wind, and they had already become a phantom.

Li Anran had eaten monkey-cooked meals many times, but seeing how the two of them ate, he felt very hungry.

I wanted to say a few polite words at first, but now I don't care, I picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

[This piece is unicorn meat?Fuck, it's so strong and delicious! 】

【Stir-fried dragon tendons... Braised chicken feet...】

[Is this the chopped pepper kuntou?There is no sea for a million miles around, where did Gonggong get it? 】

Monkeys are in charge of cooking, while Gonggong is in charge of hunting, dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, wild animals, wild beasts... There are hundreds of them at least!
In order to be able to put them down, Gonggong directly cut a mountain in half and used half of the mountain as a dining table.

In such a scene, Li Anran and the monkey were also taken aback for a while.

That is to say, the monkey has the supernatural power of being as big as you want, and can magnify the iron pot and steamer by a hundred times and a thousand times, otherwise it really wouldn't be able to make this great feast.

After the cultivators of the later generations have reached a certain level of cultivation, they will choose to fast, eat wind, drink dew, and swallow the essence of the sun and moon instead of eating.

But, that was just a helpless move!
The food of the later generations contains very little aura and a lot of impurities, which will do more harm than good to practitioners.

This era is different!

Whether it is an ordinary monster or a witch, whether it is an ancestor witch or a quasi-sage, they will restore their physical strength and mana by eating.

They ate and drank a lot, until they ate most of the dishes in front of them, and then everyone slowed down and chatted.

Gonggong is not only a foodie, but also a chatterbox. While gnawing on the chicken wings, he said vaguely: "The chicken wings made by brother Qitian are really delicious! It's just that the ingredients are not good enough. If this Several Qingluan cultivation bases are too low, and the strongest is only a Xuanxian, if we can capture two Taiyi Jinxians, their bodies have been nourished by spiritual energy, and the taste will definitely be better!"

Li Anran, Monkey: "..."

[Xuanxian, who dominates the world in Journey to the West, will be disliked even for cooking food here? 】

[Is this the world of the strong? 】

Li Anran and the monkey once again felt the cruelty of the ancient times.

Li Anran said: "Brother Gonggong, my brother and I have been practicing with Master in the mountains before. This is the first time we have traveled in the mountains. Many things are not clear, can you tell us?"

"Is this your first time out?"

Gong Gong was taken aback, seeing Li Anran and Hou Zi nodding, seemed to think of something suddenly, turned to look at Hou Zi, a little embarrassed: "Brother Qi Tian, ​​I'm sorry! I thought you were looking for trouble on purpose, I didn't expect you You really don’t know my Gong Gong’s name!”

Monkey: "...It's okay, my old grandson also did something wrong! What happened in the past, let it go!"

"Happy!" Gong Gong picked up the wine bowl and said, "Come on, Brother Qi Tian, ​​let me toast you!"

In this era, wine has already appeared, but for toasting, Gong Gong learned from Li Anran.

"Do it!" The monkey picked up the wine bowl and drank it down.

Li Anran noticed that the bases of the monkey's ears were slightly red, and felt happy.

[Hahahaha, it's really rare!Even Monkey, who is so old-fashioned, will feel embarrassed! 】

Monkey has a soft-tempered temperament, and is even a bit bully and fearful of softness. When facing the villainous old silver coins, he can make jokes and be thick-skinned, but when facing honest people, he is a bit thin-skinned.

Li Anran:? ? ?Always feel that you are cursing!
After a few pots of wine, the atmosphere between the two sides became more and more warm, and Gong Gong also began to popularize the prehistoric situation for Li Anran and Hou Zi.

Li Anran's previous judgment was basically correct. The time he was in now was indeed after Empress Houtu transformed into the reincarnation tunnel, and before the decisive battle between the Liches and demons.

To be more precise, it was before the formation of the Twelve Capitals of Heavenly Gods and Demons of the Witch Clan, and before the formation of Zhou Tian Xingdou of the Yao Clan.

Also because of this reason, the situation of the two clans of liches has been reversed.

In the past, the monster clan was strong and the witch clan was weak, but now, especially 300 years ago, the witch clan has gained an absolute upper hand by relying on the formation of the gods and demons in the twelve capitals, and even occupied Buzhou Mountain by force, almost breaking into the heaven.

It wasn't until Empress Hou Tu turned into a tunnel of reincarnation, and the formation of gods and demons in the twelve capitals was incomplete, that the Yaozu breathed a sigh of relief and barely drove the Wuzu from the top of Buzhou Mountain to the middle of the mountain.

Without the great array of gods and demons in the Twelve Capitals, the strength of the two clans of Lich and Demon has regained balance. Although the Wu clan is slightly stronger, it is not enough to secure the victory.

As a result, the war once again reached a stalemate, and the casualties of the two Liches also skyrocketed.

The Yaozu couldn't bear it, and the Wuzu was no exception.

At this time, Daozu Hongjun appeared, and with his cooperation, the two clans of liches decided to stop fighting temporarily.

The Witch Clan began to focus on cultivating great witches who could take the place of Houtu, and if nothing else happened, the Monster Clan had already put the Zhou Tian Xing Dou formation on their agenda.

Hearing this, Li Anran became more determined that he must never get involved in the Lich battle.

[Behind this lich catastrophe, there are shadows of Taoist ancestors and Xuanmen! 】

[Both losers are destined to end! 】

From Gong Gong's mouth, Li Anran also heard a lot of rumors about the monster race and the news about the human race.

For example, Zhou Tian Xing Dou was originally shared by all living beings, but Emperor Jun and Donghuang Taiyi built the Heavenly Court, and used Hetu Luoshu to lay down formations to capture the sun's essence, moonlight, and stars for their cultivation.

Every 360 days, the enchantment will be opened once, allowing the sun's essence, moonlight and stars to shine on the world.

But the Heavenly Court said it was a gift from the Heavenly Emperor, and even brazenly named the Sun Jingyuehua Emperor Liujiang, coaxing the world's monsters to submit to the Heavenly Court.

For example, Nuwa's elder brother Fuxi led a part of the human race to the south of Buzhou Mountain, looking for a place suitable for the survival of the human race, no longer accepting the protection of the witch race, and no longer participating in the battle between the lich and demon races.

Just as he was talking, Li Anran suddenly noticed that Prince Dong took out a wooden slip, which seemed to be recording something.

【What are you doing? 】

Gonggong noticed Li Anran's expression, and before Duke Dong could speak, he said, "Stinky wood likes to wander around, and write down the places I have been and the things I have eaten."

"En." Dong Wanggong also nodded, seeing that Li Anran was curious, he simply handed it over.

Li Anran took it over and took a look, only to see that it said:

"The head of the Nanshan Classic is called Mountain. The head of it is called the Mountain of Swagger, facing the West Sea, rich in osmanthus, rich in gold and jade. There are grasses, its shape is like leeks and blue flowers, its name is Zhuyu, and it will not be hungry if you eat it. There is Woody, its shape is like a grain and black..."

[Isn't this the content of "Shan Hai Jing"? 】

[Could it be that the Book of Mountains and Seas was written by the Eastern Prince? 】

 The first copy seems to be wrong, just refresh it
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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