Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 98 Rabbit is so cute
"I think the sea is as quiet as water, and you can cultivate the Tao as you wish."

Jiang Yun scratched his head, and asked in confusion, "Old Zhang, what are you talking about?"

"From the road to simplicity, the old man didn't sleep last night. I was thinking hard and fell into a dilemma."

"Complicity becomes the path, and the avenue becomes simple. You say who is building the avenue and who is building the path?"

"Whether the Dao is to cross oneself or cross the common people, why not?"

Jiang Yun looked at the slightly reddened eyes of old Taoist Zhang Zhishun, and sighed: "Mr. Zhang, there are three thousand ways, choose one person to follow, although the way of Tao changes, it will never leave the original line, and we will lead to the same goal by different routes."

"What is the great way? What is the small way? From the boy's point of view, there is no essential difference between the two. If you make too much distinction, you will be too confused."

"Hey, this old man has practiced Taoism for more than [-] years in his life. At the end of the day, he actually asked you, a brat, to break through my demonic barriers. People really go back as they live."

"God knows what happened today, you know what I know, if you dare to go out and talk nonsense, and ruin my reputation, don't blame the old man for turning his face and denying people!"

Jiang Yun looked at the blood-red eyes of old Taoist Zhang Zhishun, he patted his chest quickly, and swore to Master Sanqing that he had a strict mouth and would never speak nonsense to others.

If you don't comfort the old man, the old man is afraid that he will eat people!

"嘿嘤嘤~~"

Xiaobai jumped out and hummed.

Old Taoist Zhang picked up Xiaobai, he grabbed the fox's ear, and said angrily: "You little guy, what kind of presence do you want?"

"Two bottles of whitening and brightening cream, don't call anymore. I've been upright for most of my life. I didn't expect that the first time I bribed, I actually bribed you, a little guy. What kind of world is this!"

Jiang Yun was next to him, he dared to look but didn't speak, what if he talked too much and old Taoist Zhang couldn't think about it?
After all, the old Taoist leader is also a person who wants face. If something goes wrong with his anger, he really has no way to explain it to people outside!

Xiaobai really liked those two bottles of whitening and brightening cream, and he ate half of the bottles within a short while.

Jiang Yun was a little curious and asked, "Old Zhang, why did you bring this with you when you entered the mountain?"

"I brought it to that South China tiger, but that guy left in a hurry, so I left it."

"That's really cheap Xiaobai, Mr. Zhang, Xiaobai likes your whitening and brightening cream very much, can you disclose the formula?"

"Don't inquire, private secret recipe, just these two bottles, if your disciple wants to eat later, you have to pay for it."

"Several pet food companies in Citigroup wanted my prescription for whitening and hair brightening cream. They bid against each other, and the price reached 300 million, but I didn't sell it." Zhang Zhishun said casually.

Jiang Yun was very surprised and asked: "Mr. Zhang, 300 million is a lot. Is it Huaxia currency?"

"Citigroup's company is naturally talking about U.S. dollars. It seems that there are annual dividends. I don't understand the old man. I was afraid of being cheated, so I ignored them."

Jiang Yun suddenly realized that he was still too young and had underestimated the financial resources of old Taoist Zhang.

If the old man sells that prescription, not only will he directly receive more than 2000 million yuan, but he will also receive a considerable dividend every year.

No wonder he would always carry a dozen bank cards and spend money on medicines at any time.

Only the devil knows how many prescriptions for that whitening and hair brightening cream he still has in mind.

After breakfast, the two set out to collect herbs.

This time the two of them set off to the south. The number of forests in the south is slightly less, but there are many hills and depressions, and the road is quite difficult.

Just after twelve o'clock at noon, the two of them stuffed more than half of their backpacks with the rare Chinese herbs they picked.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun was very satisfied, and said: "Boy, you are really a lucky star. In the past, when I went to the mountains alone to collect herbs, the harvest of seven days combined was not as much as these two days."

Jiang Yun smiled and said nothing. He touched the lucky jade pendant hanging on his chest, and said in his heart: Good thing!

At noon, the two found an open space by a small stream, and were taking out dry food, preparing to take a break before eating.

Xiao Bai jumped up suddenly, his tail blew out.

Its whole body tensed up, and it yelled at Jiang Yun's back.

"嘿嘤嘤~~"

"嘿嘤嘤~~"

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed out of place.

"Is there danger behind the anchor? Why would Xiaobai yell in that direction?"

"What, Xiaobai is yelling, isn't it acting like a baby?"

"Xiaobai: Are you polite?"

Jiang Yun held Xiaobai and stood up. He was holding a small medicine hoe, and turned to look behind him vigilantly.

"Whoosh!"

Seven or eight gray shadows rushed out suddenly.

Swish!
The small medicine hoe drew a half-moon-shaped bright light, and with a muffled sound, a gray shadow fell to the ground on the spot.

Only then did Jiang Yun see clearly that the one lying on the ground was a grass rabbit.

"Good boy, with your sharp eyesight and hand speed, there are few opponents among the younger generation of Daomen." The old priest Zhang Zhishun looked at the rabbit and praised.

Jiang Yun rubbed the back of his head, and said very modestly: "Mr. Zhang, it's okay. I have practiced my hand speed for more than 20 years."

"Practice three days in winter and three days in summer, day after day, year after year, and dare not slack off."

All the male fans in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"The two priests are not driving, but it's better than driving. I think it's wrong, what should I do?"

"Damn it, this fairy actually understood in seconds, what should I do, am I dirty?"

"As someone who has experienced it, I just want to say one thing, it's not good to move too fast, after all, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle."

"Practice makes perfect, Daoist. What kind of iron pestle is ground into a needle, the housekeeper, come out and take care of it!"

"Whatever, Taoist Master's hand speed is really fast, he just told the truth, we can't engage in literary prison in the live broadcast room."

Jiang Yun looked at the grass rabbit under his feet, and said: "Fusheng is supreme, the ancestor of the Sanqing is above, Mr. Zhang, I am guilty!"

"What sin?"

"This grass rabbit, after all, is a life."

"You help it pass a test, let it be reincarnated as a human being as soon as possible, if the rabbit knows about it, it must be too late to thank you." Zhang Lao looked at the grass rabbit and said with a sigh.

Jiang Yun touched the back of his head and asked, "Old Zhang, what should we do now?"

"Chase, one rabbit is not enough to eat, at least we need to get another one."

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing when they saw that the two really put down their backpacks, picked up the small medicine hoe, packed lightly, and chased the grass rabbit that had just passed by.

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and Patriarch Sanqing kept it in his heart. I don't think it's a big problem."

"Sin, sin, two Taoist priests, remember to marinate with ginger, otherwise the fishy smell will be too strong."

"Braised, steamed, stir-fried, deep-fried, don't eat small, eat big."

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, put more chili peppers and less salt, poor people can't eat too salty【狗头保护生】"

"The bunny is so cute, the two priests actually eat the bunny, the baby is not happy, the baby has a little emotion."

Jiang Yun looked at the traces of the rabbit's escape, and explained: "The rabbit escapes very fast, and it is really difficult to catch in the woods."

"But Pindao just killed one of their companions, and the frightened rabbits usually flee to the bushes or tree holes to hide in the first place."

"The traces of those guys' escape are broken here, and they must be nearby."

(End of this chapter)