Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 90

In the open space in front of the bamboo forest, two Taoist priests, one old and one young, sat in meditation. Behind them lay two South China tigers lazily lying on their stomachs, while Xiaobai and the tiger cubs were playing not far away.

It's embarrassing, the tiger cub is not yet full moon, it's much smaller than Xiaobai, so Xiaobai has the absolute upper hand in the play of the two little guys.

The tiger cub screamed at being bullied. With a runny nose, it stumbled towards its parents.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw it and laughed.

"Cute Cerebellar Axe, really cute!"

"The little guy has a thick head and a thick head, and his future is limitless!"

"Excuse me, is it against the law for me to take the little guy home to raise him?"

"I don't think Xing is a problem, but you have to pass the test of its parents first."

"Xiaobai bullying the cubs, is it considered a fox's fake tiger's prestige, no, it should be a fox's fake man's prestige?"

In today's live broadcast room, there are not many people doing morning classes seriously, and most people's minds have already run away with the little tiger.

After Jiang Yun finished meditating, he took out his mobile phone and glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and couldn't help sighing: It's human nature to love to play.

Today's morning class was very much like an unsupervised morning reading at school, and a cute troublemaker got mixed into the class.

He grabbed the tiger cub passing by with his backhand, rubbed the tiger's head hard, and sighed: "You little guy is really popular. In the early morning, you suddenly increased the popularity of my live broadcast room by three or four million." .”

"Little guy, do you want to think about it? Although my Tianyuan Taoist Temple is not a public institution, the salary is also good. Not only is the working environment comfortable, there are five social insurances and one housing fund, but also there are free shit-shoveling officers who come to your door every day to masturbate you."

"How about it, do you want to work at my place?"

The tiger cub was held by the back of the neck by Jiang Yun, and he didn't dare to move at all. There were snot bubbles coming out of both of its nostrils.

The hearts of the water friends in the live broadcast room are about to be lovable.

"The little guy's snot bubbles are so cute, I want to wipe his nose [cover face]"

"The tone of Taoist abduction and trafficking is really skillful!"

"If the anchor can be successfully kidnapped and sold, I will immediately go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to offer incense and fulfill my wish, and I will grab a little tiger by the way."

"The little guy is really dazed and doesn't dare to move at all. The anchor is really too bad."

"Master Dao, don't bully Cerebellar Axe, if you have the ability, go find its parents."

"Uh, I feel that the anchor had already talked to his parents last night, otherwise he wouldn't be able to safely lick that little guy now."

The discovery of a South China tiger in the wild is of course a major event, and the higher authorities naturally attach great importance to it.

There was a specific location, so in less than an hour and a half, police officer Jiang Dajiang took a vehicle and led the comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Protection Bureau to the bamboo forest.

Boom boom boom...

Three helicopters hovered above Jiang Yun's head, and a question mark appeared above the heads of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Brothers, those helicopters look familiar to me, they seem to be Z-20s!"

"Be confident, remove the appearance, I saw it at the Zhuhai Air Show last time, that helicopter is beautiful!"

"Damn it, to catch a South China tiger, why did you even dispatch the Zhi-20, and three of them?"

"Brothers in the live broadcast room, calm down, the helicopter dispatch is normal, after all, it is the only means of transportation that can quickly reach the place where the South China tiger is, and have the ability to take the South China tiger away."

"Jun Blind, I want to ask, why do you say Zhi 20 is a bit like Black Hawk [smirk]"

"It's not just a resemblance. Those two helicopters are half-brothers. The old tradition of my rabbit is to cross the river by feeling the eagle sauce."

"Yingjiang: Rabbit, let's discuss something, can you close the eyes of reincarnation, you've made me bald."

The discussion center in the live broadcast room quickly shifted from Little Tiger to Zhi 20.

After all, that kind of country's most important weapon is really uncommon in the lives of ordinary people.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang called and asked, "Really Jiang, what's going on down there?"

"Should we first use the tranquilizer gun and bring down the South China tiger before going down?"

"Uh, Brother Dajiang, I don't think that's necessary. Now the two adult South China tigers are emotionally stable, and I have firmly controlled the emotionally unstable tiger cubs." Jiang Yun said confidently.

soon.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang led a dozen people to climb the soft ladder from Zhi 20 to the ground.

Almost all of these people had a tranquilizer gun in their hands, and their expressions were full of vigilance.

Jiang Yun held the tiger cub who was barking non-stop, and explained: "Brother Dajiang and laymen, relax, the anesthesia gun is easy to go off!"

"Pindao has already explained clearly to the two adult South China tigers, and they agree that the whole family will report to the zoo with you."

Everyone still didn't dare to approach, only dared to watch from a distance with an anesthesia gun.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang summoned up his courage, walked towards Jiang Yun with a tranquilizer gun in his hand and asked, "Master Jiang, can you guarantee that the South China tiger really doesn't hurt people?"

"After all, our flesh and blood really can't hold back a bite from the South China tiger!"

"In my opinion, it's better to anesthetize first!"

Jiang Yun hugged the howling tiger cub like a child, and said, "Brother Dajiang, put your heart in your stomach, eat a full meal, and the two tigers will be clearly distinguished."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and patted each of the two adult tigers on their heads.

The two tigers shrank their necks and squatted obediently on the ground.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang was dumbfounded. The tiger trainer in the circus is nothing more than that, right?

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the three members of the Hu family who had suffered so much humiliation, and laughed out loud.

"Master Dao, stop taking pictures, you have bullied them all morning, and I feel wronged for the national treasure."

"It seems that the South China tiger also knows the principle of bitterness before sweetness!"

"[Laughing and crying], it's so clear after a full meal, it seems that the national treasure really doesn't want to work hard."

"South China Tiger: What is face? Can I not tell the difference between having no establishment and an iron rice bowl?"

The comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Protection Bureau saw the two South China tigers so obedient, they finally had the courage to come over.

"I really learned a lot, these two South China tigers are so good at understanding human nature!"

"Big female dragon... no, Jiang Daochang YYDS!"

"Jiang Daochang is really a god and a man, Daoist, are you considering returning to vulgarity? Our Provincial Wildlife Protection Bureau still lacks a breeder-level expert!"

"Zhang Bureau, can I skip shift now and ask Daoist Jiang for an autograph?"

After some busy preparations.

The two Z-20s put down the large iron cages hanging on the belly of the aircraft, and comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Conservation Bureau got together to discuss for a long time.

Finally, a little girl with an oval face in a white windproof suit and ponytails walked up to Jiang Yun and said in a low voice, "Daoist Jiang, we have discussed it for a long time, but I feel that we still need to anesthetize the two adult South China tigers. "

"They will cooperate with you very well, shouldn't you need anesthesia?"

"Jiang Daochang, don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case, what if the two South China tigers are frightened in the air?"

"That's all right, don't call them first, I'll give them a breath first, and let me know in advance."

Jiang Yun came to South China Tiger and said, "Brother Hu, I'm sorry, but to ensure safety, we still have to give you and your wife an injection of anesthesia."

"Don't worry, it won't hurt, just sleep and you will be at the zoo."

"Roar~~?"

(End of this chapter)