Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 9 Xiao Hei and Yue Ban

After Jiang Yun finished cleaning the Sanqing Palace, he discovered that the water friends in the live broadcast room had rewarded them with a lot of gifts.

The blooming lily rewarded a magic book.

Leave a message: "Daoist, can you add a friend?"

The union Yunting rewarded five magic books.

Message: "Anchor, do you want to join the guild?"

I have not been a big brother for many years and rewarded Huya No. [-].

Message: "Come on, Daoist, let's work hard together."

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There are a lot of small gifts such as tiger food, big sword, light sticks, and blood bottles.

Looking at these gifts, Jiang Yun quickly waved his hands and said: "Please give rewards rationally. This Taoist temple does not accept online donations for the time being. The poor Taoist will use his own efforts to repair the Taoist temple."

"In this live broadcast room, especially minors, it is strictly forbidden to use gifts!"

"If you like Pindao, pay attention, get a brand name, just come and see it often."

After persuading him for a while, he frowned and gritted his teeth when he realized that there were more tippers, and directly turned off the tipping function in the live broadcast room.

A real monk will never make money by taking advantage of people's sympathy for Taoism.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded when they found out that they couldn't tip.

"Fuck, the Taoist priest has a personality!"

"This is why I really don't want gifts. Which anchor have you ever seen take the initiative to turn off the reward function?"

"Taoism is worthy of being the national religion. The Taoist master is much better than the master next door who drives a Ferrari."

"[Laughing and crying], brother, how obsessed are you with Ferrari?"

"500 yuan is so big, my heart is full!"

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Jiang Yun didn't expect that because he turned off the reward function, the number of followers in the live broadcast room would soar.

(Settings: The tipping function is disabled on the Huyu live broadcast platform. After a period of time, the tipping function will automatically resume. The purpose is to calm down the audience.)
He took Xiao Bai to the backyard, preparing to tidy up the utility room in the backyard.

As a result, when Xiaobai reached the backyard gate, he refused to go any further.

It was also tugging at Jiang Yun's trouser legs, chirping non-stop.

What's going on with this guy? Could it be that he's been eating at Village Chief Jiang's house?
Holding Xiao Bai in his arms, Jiang Yun opened the gate to the backyard.

As soon as he opened the door, he gasped. A two-meter-long black snake was circling the well.

When it saw people coming in, it looked up at Jiang Yun, stuck out its scarlet tongue, and began to shake its head.

"My mother, what a big snake!"

"Run, Daoist, this snake is completely black, I'm afraid it's poisonous."

"Where is the Daoist Taoist temple? If there are foxes, why are there snakes?"

"I have been afraid of snakes since I was a child, who will help me block them."

"Fuck off, I'm also afraid of snakes, don't block me, Daoist, can we not live broadcast that stuff?"

The barrage in the live broadcast instantly refreshed the screen.

Seeing that the black snake had been surrounding the well, Jiang Yun would not move even if he was killed, a flash of inspiration came to his mind.

This guy is probably attracted by the water from the spiritual spring produced by the spiritual spring gem.

He stared into Black Snake's eyes, gave him a trusting look, and slowly stretched out his left hand.

"Fuck, what is the Taoist priest doing?"

"Daoist be careful, snakes are cold-blooded animals, they are different from arctic foxes!"

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Jiang Yun's hand touched the black snake's head, and he clearly sensed the snake's inner thoughts.

This guy sneaked into the Taoist temple just to get a drink.

Black Snake tapped the bucket with his head, then lay obediently on the ground.

Jiang Yun was helpless, he took a bucket of water from the spiritual spring, and poured a bowl for both the snake and Xiaobai.

The two little guys lay on their sides and drank slowly.

Jiang Yun touched the black snake's head, and explained with a smile: "Don't be afraid, fellow water lovers. This snake is a black-stalked snake. It's not poisonous. It's called Xiao Hei. I've known it for a long time."

"This guy usually lives on Zixiao Peak. He catches mice for a living and never hurts anyone. Today he came to ask for water from the poor Taoist."

"You kid, don't just drink water, quickly raise your head and say hello to the audience in my live broadcast room."

The black-tailed snake raised its head and looked at the drone curiously. It stuck out its scarlet tongue, nodded modestly, and then lay down to drink water again.

"I lost it, this snake actually understood what the Taoist priest said."

"It doesn't mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a spirit. This snake and the Taoist priest's Xiaobai are both considered to be spirits, right?"

"I proved that this snake can indeed understand human speech. When I was in the third grade of elementary school, it was lying next to me in class."

"It's okay, don't talk about it, everyone should believe in science, how can animals become sperm?"

"Upstairs you are discussing science in the Taoist broadcast room, are you polite?"

After drinking the water from the spiritual spring, Xiao Hei vomited a snake letter, and swaggered away from the water outlet in the backyard of the Taoist temple.

Jiang Yun sighed, hugged Xiao Bai who was shivering, and went to the utility room to pack his things.

This guy Xiaobai is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid of snakes, which is really unexpected!
He had just taken the hoe, basket and bamboo hat he needed to go into the mountains outside, and was about to fetch a bucket of water to wash them, and was about to find time to go to the mountains to find treasures.

Whoosh!
A black shadow flew in directly from outside the courtyard.

Followed by.

A golden figure rushed up to the wall, roaring.

"I'm holding it, it's actually a golden snub-nosed monkey!"

"There is a golden monkey in the Taoist temple of the anchor, what kind of fairy place is this?"

"That black, thick, and long black-stalked snake, wouldn't it be thrown in by the golden monkey?"

"Driving is prohibited in the civilized live broadcast room, what is dark, thick and long, please tell me clearly!"

"Why does this golden monkey come to the Taoist temple? Isn't it also here to beg for water?"

Jiang Yun saw Xiao Hei crawling to the corner of the Taoist temple, coiled up silently, and looking at the golden monkey carefully with his head, he laughed very unnaturally.

"Daozhang, what are you laughing at?"

"I always feel that the Taoist master knows the inside story of the matter, so please solve it."

Jiang Yun took out a ladder and put it against the wall. After letting the golden monkey get down from the wall, he explained to everyone.

"This golden monkey is a single monkey who ran to Wudang Mountain from another place a few years ago, named Yueban."

"I don't know what method my master Chisong Daoist used, but this monkey stayed in the vicinity of Tianyuan Taoist Temple with peace of mind, mixing with the group of macaques not far away every day."

"He and Xiao Hei, the black-tailed snake, are old friends. When the two guys meet, they always fight each other. Every time, Xiao Hei is at a disadvantage and is the target of beating."

"Yue Ban probably saw Xiao Hei slipping out of the Taoist temple on the way to the Taoist temple. It thought that Xiao Hei had done something bad, so he beat Xiao Hei and threw him in."

"Ho Ho Ho!" Yue Ban pointed at Xiao Hei, and then made a painful flattening motion.

It patted itself on the chest, picked up the bowl that Xiao Hei just drank from, and put it in front of Jiang Yun as if to invite credit.

Jiang Yun understood and got this guy a bowl of spiritual spring water.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Yueban sitting by the well, drinking water with Erlang's legs crossed, and from time to time, he gave Xiao Hei a sideways look with slightly murderous eyes, and all laughed out loud.

"The national treasure is indeed a national treasure, much better than the black snake."

"The golden snub-nosed monkey enters the Taoist temple to drink saliva, and even brings a gift for the Taoist priest. It's really polite."

"Monkeys on Mount Emei: Observing in the dark."

"Indeed, compared with the golden monkeys, the monkeys on Mount Emei are like bandits descending the mountain."

"Hahahaha, how can those monkeys compare with nobles like golden monkeys?"

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(End of this chapter)