Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 76

The old man Zhang Zhishun frowned, and he couldn't help but complain: "Little layman, according to your living conditions as a cultivator, the old man estimates that you will die suddenly before you live to be old, so you don't have to worry about your body breaking down. "

The mentality of the post-90s and post-00s in the live broadcast room immediately collapsed.

"The staying up late party passed by, and my heart felt cold. Will staying up late really lead to sudden death?"

"Is there any brother like me who stays up late playing games while drinking tea and goji berries to keep healthy?"

"Nonsense, there must be, be confident, I am [Tearful Eyes]."

"The little fairy said: We are the same, staying up late to watch dramas, while wearing expensive facial masks, I really don't know what to draw."

[Eating breakfast on an empty stomach is not good] Reward a treasure map with a message: Old Taoist priest, do you have any good recipes that can make up for our bodies that have been depleted after staying up late. "

"I am a modern leopard head. I want a healthy body and staying up late. Please tell me."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun let out a long breath, raised his eyebrows, stroked his gray beard with his hands habitually, and said, "Young man, you must be content, how can you take all the good things in the world."

"There is no such thing as Fang Zipindao who can keep you in good health after taking a pair of medicines, but I can give you a suggestion: stay up late less, swear less, and sleep more."

"It's better for your mobile phones, and it will make the stove easier when cremating in the future. Do you understand?"

The staying up party in the live broadcast room nodded.

"Old Taoist, stop scolding, stop scolding, we understand."

"Today you don't keep healthy, tomorrow you keep a doctor. Poverty forces me to give up staying up late and unload the king."

"Suddenly I feel like a chrysanthemum in autumn. I want to open up, stop staying up late, and start today."

Jiang Yun really didn't expect that although Mr. Zhang was old, his heart was not old.

He actually had a flirty chat with a group of young people. It seemed that he didn't spend much time surfing the Internet.

"Dear fellows in the live broadcast room, Mr. Zhang never jokes with everyone, so from now on, everyone should stay up less late. After I download the broadcast at ten o'clock in the evening, everyone also put down their phones, wash up and go to bed early."

"Okay, okay, the topic of staying up late is over. If you have any questions, please ask quickly. As usual, after 30 seconds, Pindao will take a screenshot to answer the question."

Because Jiang Yun's popularity is breaking the circle, the number of simultaneous online users in his live broadcast room exceeded 10 for the first time.

Water friends range from teenagers to 90s and [-]s, and problems of various age groups have appeared in the barrage area of ​​the live broadcast room.

"Master Dao, my boss asked me to stay and work overtime during the National Day. I was in so much pain, but the triple salary is really nice."

"Anchor, I just got married, how should I handle the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?"

"Master Daoist, I sent the sugar cake of the squid game to Tianyuan Taoist Temple. After the courier arrives, can you live broadcast the challenge [smirk]."

"Master Dao, I'm a boy from a normal university. I want to take the elevator, but I'm afraid of being bullied online. What should I do?"

The live broadcast room was swamped with hundreds of questions in an instant, and Jiang Yun clicked to pause.

"Master Taoist, I'm curious, why do Taoist priests use wooden fish in morning and evening classes? Isn't wooden fish a magic weapon used by monks?"

Ok?
There was a puzzled expression on Jiang Yun's face.

He got up and went to Sanqing Hall, and took out the wooden fish that Tianyuan Taoist had to knock in the morning and evening classes.

He knocked twice casually, and asked curiously: "Dear laymen in the live broadcast room, who told you that the wooden fish is a magic weapon used in Buddhism?"

"Uh, no one said it, but it's often done like that in TV dramas."

"In my memory, a Taoist priest should hold a floating dust and carry a long sword, while a monk should knock on a wooden fish and carry a Zen stick. Isn't that right?"

"Looking at the Taoist priest's attitude and tone, is it possible that the wooden fish is a magic weapon of our Taoism?"

Jiang Yun explained with a serious face: "Every layman, I would like to popularize science to you. Taoism invented the wooden fish as early as the Qin and Han Dynasties."

"When Buddhism was introduced to China, it borrowed from Taoism and carried out localization. Now the auspices of Buddhism, wooden fish and other things are actually Taoist things."

"Because Buddhism entered the world and Taoism pays attention to birth, plus the stereotypes of various film and television dramas, so now, Taoism uses wooden fish, but it seems to be copying Buddhism. There is really no place to reason."

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun was very calm beside him, and he interjected: "Every layman, don't be angry, because the Buddha is the way."

In the live broadcast room, some water friends who were originally superior were enlightened in an instant.

"Nimma, when I was about to say that those film and television dramas hurt me, the old Taoist made me laugh successfully."

"The old Taoist master's ideological realm is indeed high. Yes, Buddha is the Tao."

"After thousands of years of development, the three schools of Confucianism, Taoism, and Buddhism have already become me in you, and you in me, so it is true to say that Buddhism is Tao."

Jiang Yun stood up and stretched his waist. He originally wanted to download the broadcast now and go to bed early, but the water friends in the live broadcast room refused.

"Master Daoist, don't go [Erkang's nostril picture]!"

"Anchor, please, let's chat for a while."

Jiang Yun hesitated for a moment, sat back again, and emphasized: "Mr. Zhang just said not to stay up late, why are you forcing Pindao to stay up late again?"

"The last question, after the chat, I will download the broadcast, everyone wash up and go to bed early."

Hundreds of questions were refreshed in the barrage area of ​​the live broadcast room, Tianyuan Taoist temple experienced network fluctuations, and the live broadcast room was stuck.

Jiang Yun found that something was wrong, so he immediately took a screenshot and took a closer look.

"Master Dao, I'm an intern right now after graduation. My salary is very low and I have to live a lot every day. I feel like I'm going to be depressed. Please comfort me."

The NetEase cloud syndrome of many water friends in the live broadcast room was directly stimulated.

"Hey, I just got divorced, I left the house, my wife ran away with my brother, and the child is not mine, Taoist priest, can you comfort me?"

"[Big cry], I am also a graduate working dog, with a salary of 4500, my girlfriend even urged me to buy a house, my life is so broken."

"Anchor, I just failed to invest and owed 10,000+. I stay at home and watch your live broadcast every day. I feel like my life is going to be ruined."

"When I was eating instant noodles, I found that the soup was a bit salty. Oh, it turned out that I was crying. Alas, life is so difficult!"

The live broadcast room instantly turned into a gathering place for depression, and the barrage suddenly became mournful.

In today's society, almost everyone is overloaded, so a considerable number of people have varying degrees of depression.

Whenever there is a catharsis, many people will take the opportunity to release their depression, which has caused the phenomenon of depression per capita in society.

"Every layman, the old man's favorite saying is "Heaven's movement is healthy, and a gentleman strives for self-improvement."

"Life is not that difficult. There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. All difficulties, grit your teeth, will always survive."

"This old man is 87 years old. When I was young, I followed my mother into the mountains to avoid devils and bandits. I almost starved to death in the mountains. Now, how difficult it is for you now!" Zhang Zhishun sighed.

(End of this chapter)