Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 68 Spending Money to Apprentice Teachers, No Problem (Ask for a Monthly Ticket)
For the first time, the water friends in the live broadcast room became worried. They felt that something was wrong.

"Hiss, the old Taoist sighed, the matter is definitely not trivial!"

"That unlucky guy, he won't be beaten to death by the anchor, right?"

"Have a feast, have a feast, let the Taoist priest have another good meal before leaving, I don't know when I will come out next time."

"Well, I feel that the boxing champion can be rescued again, after all, he hasn't covered himself with a white cloth yet."

Jiang Yun leaned over, and he said in bewilderment: "My colleagues and laymen testify that the poor Taoist is really useless!"

The onlookers were silent.

Kicking someone up, punching them more than 30 times in a row, and finally kicking him to this point, is this called useless force?

Daoist, you feel your conscience, looking at this guy who is unconscious, do you have the nerve to say that sentence?
Police officer Jiang Dajiang glanced at his apprentice. The little apprentice understood, and pulled out the shiny silver bracelet from his waist with his backhand.

Daoist Zhang Zhishun pointed at Jiang Yun, and said bitterly, "The old Taoist has already said that you can fight as long as you don't die. Why don't you listen?"

"Old Daoist, let go of the beating, everyone is unconscious!"

"What happened to fainting? Minor injury! Still minor injury!! I have been studying medicine for 50 or [-] years, and I can't be wrong. This guy just suffered some skin trauma."

"Then you give him two more needles?"

"It's a waste of time to get any needles, just take a bowl of cold water and just pour it on this guy's face." Old Taoist Zhang said confidently.

soon.

Village head Jiang brought someone to bring a bucket of cold water, and with a splash, the water splashed over.

An Zaixing was drenched all over, but he still closed his eyes tightly without any reaction.

Everyone looked at Taoist Zhang Zhishun in confusion, and the old Taoist couldn't hold his face anymore.

He took out the needle box from his arms, took out a silver needle, glanced at it, and found that the silver needle was directly stuck at the three fingers below An Zui's navel, and twisted it.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang asked curiously: "Old Taoist priest, what kind of acupuncture point did you pierce?"

"Laughing tiger's den."

After Zhang Zhishun finished speaking, he pulled out the silver needle.

An Zaixing immediately covered his stomach and laughed wildly, with snot and tears streaming down his face, everyone laughed like a ball.

Old Daoist Zhang saw the puzzled faces of the crowd, and he explained: "Don't misunderstand, laymen, this kid is not injured, he is pretending to be dizzy, and purposely does not wake up."

"I pricked his laughter acupuncture point with a silver needle, and then stimulated it with internal force, so he couldn't stretch himself immediately."

The crowd was in an uproar, and they suddenly discovered that this seemingly weak old Taoist Zhang also seemed to be a ruthless person.

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room immediately changed their minds and started thinking about apprenticeship.

"It turns out that people really have laughter points on their bodies. I have learned, I have learned. Next time my tigress gets rough on me, I will stab her laugh points."

"A Chinese medicine student said: Xiaohu acupoint is indeed Xiaohu acupoint, but its effect is really not so obvious. The effect of acupuncture by the old master is probably due to internal strength."

"Zhang San asked, is it illegal to stab someone's laughing point with a silver needle?"

"Brothers, help me, I just poked my wife's laugh hole, and she is now locking the door and pulling the curtains."

"Cultivating immortals with the anchor is no longer realistic. I want to worship the old Taoist master as my teacher, and it would be good to learn acupuncture and moxibustion."

"Understood, junior brother upstairs, I'll buy a plane ticket to go to Wudang Mountain to learn from my teacher. See you in Wudang Mountain."

It took a long time for the itching in An Zai's abdomen to dissipate. After he recovered, he stood up and saw that everyone was staring at him, and he died on the spot.

Dayuan ran over excitedly to kick the court, but was treated as a ball and knocked out twice, it was really embarrassing.

And the most outrageous thing is that the person fainted twice without any injuries on his body, how can this blackmail people?

Police officer Jiang Dajiang stuffed back the silver bracelet shown by the little apprentice.

He clapped his hands and boasted with a smile: "Jiang Daochang is indeed the vanguard of our Wudang Mountain law-abiding, and a monument of martial arts in the martial arts world."

"After fighting for so long, no one was injured. This is really happy for everyone. Otherwise, if you two continue to compete, we really haven't seen enough. Folks, don't you think so?"

The cold sweat on An Zaixing's back flowed directly down the spine and into the buttocks. He scratched his buttocks twice, feeling very irritated.

No, sir!

You really don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement. I was pressed and rubbed on the ground, and you let me compete with him. Doesn't your conscience hurt?

Jiang Yun said with a smile: "Brother Da Jiang, this traditional kung fu is about to the point. How could I kill someone who has no strength to restrain a chicken? That's a bit unethical."

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back, they immediately launched a hahaha in the barrage area.

"Whether it's hurting people or being ruthless, he actually said that the boxing champion has no power to restrain a chicken."

"An Zaixing will definitely send a video when he goes back, saying: The Taoist leader didn't talk about martial arts, and attacked me twice. I was careless and didn't dodge."

"I feel that the Anda boxing champion lost so badly, mainly because he didn't use his unique skill - lightning 5 consecutive whips [dog head saves life]"

"A certain Baoguo said: Are you polite?"

An Zaixing smiled awkwardly, clasped his hands together, and said, "Jiang Daochang's miraculous skills are world-class, and An is convinced."

"When I went back, I deleted the videos that I couldn't fight in traditional kung fu, and called reporters to try to restore your personal reputation."

"Also, Daoist, may I ask if Tianyuan Taoist Temple accepts disciples?"

"If I can join the Tianyuan Taoist Temple and worship you as my teacher, I am willing to spend a lot of money to rebuild the entire Taoist Temple."

Someone spent money to rebuild the Taoist temple, so Jiang Yun naturally had no opinion. After all, it was a large project worth several million dollars, and it was of course a great thing that he didn't have to spend his own money.

He clapped his hands, called Xiaobai and Houer to his side, and asked, "Jushi An, are you really willing to worship Pindao as your teacher?"

"Of course I am willing, master, please be an apprentice..."

"Don't, don't, don't worship, let's not confirm the status of master and apprentice, after all, you are ten years older than me."

"There is no priority in learning, and the master is the teacher. As long as the master doesn't mind, then I naturally don't mind."

"Very well, then Pindao will tell you something again. Pindao already has two apprentices. If you want to get started, you can only be the third."

"I'm not in the name of a senior brother to learn art from a teacher. Dare I ask the master, where are my two senior brothers?" An Zaixing asked sincerely.

Jiang Yun patted Xiaobai's head, then he patted the back of Houer's head, and introduced: "This is the poor disciple Jiang Xiaobai, and that is the second apprentice Jiang Houer."

"The two of them are your senior sister and second senior brother. When you formally enter the school, I will give you a Taoist name as a teacher."

Jiang Xiaobai wagged his tail, turned his head sideways, and said, "嘤嘤嘤~~"

Jiang Houer grinned, giggling non-stop, cupped his fists and said, "Ho Ho Ho ~~"

An Zaixing froze in place, as if petrified.

Everyone at the scene whispered, and the water friends in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.

"I lost it, the Taoist priest is so ruthless!"

"The UC shock department will publish in the newspaper tomorrow, "The world boxing champion and the white fox and the golden monkey become brothers in the same discipline. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?""

"If the Taoist didn't mention it, I forgot about it. It turns out that he already has two formal apprentices."

"Let's start the quiz, do you think the Anda boxing champion will officially become a teacher?"

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