Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 60
The evening class of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is over.

Jiang Yun took out the three-body smart projector and installed it in the backyard of the Taoist temple. The images it projected happened to shine on the white wall of the Taoist temple.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the projector very puzzled.

"Master Daoist, you don't do live broadcasts at night, why are you playing with the projector?"

"Could it be that the Taoist priest wants to take the water video time and take us to watch a movie?"

"Don't tell me, the movie-watching atmosphere in the Taoist Temple really has the feeling that my parents took me to watch a group movie when I was young."

"Actually, watching a movie is also very good. I haven't watched a movie for a long time. I'll set up a booth in the live broadcast room. Don't kick me."

"Mineral water with peanuts and melon seeds, eight-treasure porridge for beer and drink, please give way to the water friends in the live broadcast room, does anyone want to eat?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, and he said: "Henan Satellite TV is seriously ill this year, and the condition is very serious, so let's watch Henan TV tonight."

"If you ask Pindao what kind of disease it is, then Pindao can only tell you that it's cultural bullshit disease. The Mid-Autumn Festival Gala they filmed this year is really amazing."

The Henan water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly felt relieved.

"Daozhang, if you say that, then we have something to talk about."

"Please tell the anchor next time, please hurry up, my 40-meter-long sword almost buried the anchor later."

"Suddenly I feel dazed when I draw my sword and look around. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone."

"When the Taoist priest quit the literary world, I did not agree [Goutou Baosheng]"

"Those who are going to draw their knives to kill the anchor send a home address, and I'm going to have dinner at your house."

Jiang Yun moved out a small table, put peanuts and melon seeds and five-nut mooncakes drawn by the system, and the festive atmosphere came out immediately.

He was sitting on the reclining chair, and the three little guys from Tianyuan Taoist Temple were all lying on their futons, and each of them looked very cute.

Because of choice phobia, the ten programs produced by Henan Satellite TV can be played one by one.

Every frame of every program is absolutely perfect, with perfect texture, which makes people feel unsatisfied watching.

"Autumn Moon Ji" Fire trees and silver flowers are flying all over the sky, and iron flowers soar into the sky, one after another!The most amazing!

"The Crane Comes Back" fireworks in the world, the crane in Lingyun, carrying poetry, soars to the sky!The most elegant!

……

"Guanghan Palace" night falls, the bright moon rises into the sky, the moonlight fills the ground, and people think about their emotions.

The Henan water friends in the live broadcast room watched the Mid-Autumn Festival night produced by their own satellite TV, and they were instantly stunned.

"The Dragon Boat Wonderful Tour last time shocked me for half a month. I didn't expect that my satellite TV would have another lore this time."

"The programs produced by Henan Satellite TV are really long in my aesthetics, except that they are a little shorter."

"When the toilet comes out and gets beaten, that's what it means to make a show with your heart!"

"Whether Henan Satellite TV wants to donate or not is up to me. We can donate Shandong Satellite TV [dog head to save life]"

"Baoyou, Shandong Satellite TV is the national war preparation station, so donating is not acceptable!"

Jiang Yun, like all water friends, is watching and bragging, he has no so-called superior airs at all.

After watching the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala of Henan Satellite TV, he found the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala of Shaanxi Satellite TV.

It has to be said that this year Shaanxi Satellite TV was also infected by Henan Satellite TV's cultural bullshit. The quality of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala they produced is also not to mention.

Especially the live shooting of "In Chang'an", which is completely different from Henan Satellite TV.

The Shaanxi water friends in Jiangyun's live broadcast room also froze.

"Henan Satellite TV has contributed a lot, and now Shaanxi is also promoting Chinese culture, which is very good, and the history and culture feel great."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"The motherland is prosperous and strong, Xi'an is beautiful, and the mountains and rivers are magnificent."

“[Big cry], when will our local stations show our characteristics like Henan and Shaanxi.”

Jiang Yun was immersed in the Mid-Autumn Festival party. He took out a five-nut mooncake and handed it to the three little guys.

Xiaobai and Xiaohei didn't dislike it, they both opened their mouths to eat, and Hou Er looked at the two words on the five-nut mooncake, and ran away.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little confused, Monkey [-] has always been polite, what's going on now, have you been stung by a scorpion?
Jiang Yun explained speechlessly.

A few years ago, every Mid-Autumn Festival in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, his master Chisong Taoist would make five-nut mooncakes by himself.

Because of the poor conditions of the Taoist temple and the poor cooking skills of the Chisong Taoist priest, the five-nut mooncakes made every time can be smashed into bricks.

Monkey Two used to like to grind his teeth with five-nut mooncakes, but once he bit it so hard that he lost a tooth.

Since then, it has stayed away from Wuren moon cakes.

The water friends in the live broadcast room immediately complained empathetically.

"I don't even dare to eat five-nut mooncakes anymore. Last time I broke my teeth, it cost more than 2000."

"Let me tell you a joke. The five-nut mooncakes distributed by our school are dangerous items. You need to report to the Public Security Bureau before eating them."

"I eat peanuts, sesame seeds, walnuts, almonds, and melon seeds, but I will definitely not eat these five things together."

"Five Nut Mooncakes: Are you polite?"

Jiang Yun took a bite of the five-nut mooncake distributed by the system, and nodded in satisfaction.

Sure enough, the system produces high-quality products, even if it is a five-nut mooncake, it is delicious and there is nothing wrong with it.

He broke off a piece and forced it into Hou Er's mouth. Hou Er's eyes lit up, and he finally picked up his piece of mooncake and gnawed it.

"Everyone, Pindao wants to refute the rumors about Wuren mooncakes today. If the ingredients of this mooncake are exquisite and well made, the taste will not be bad."

"You think the mooncakes are not tasty. That's because roses and green plums were used in the green and red mooncakes with five kernels. Now, in order to save costs, the merchants use dried radishes."

"Actually, the authentic Wuren tastes very classic, and it's not as bad as you say."

No matter how Jiang Yun explained, the water friends in his live broadcast room didn't buy it at all.

"Don't explain, Daoist. Now it's Mid-Autumn Festival, I only recognize bean paste mooncakes."

"The freshly baked meat mooncakes crush everything!"

"Of course the Soviet-style mooncakes are fine, but I can also accept the Cantonese-style five-nut mooncakes."

"It's not that everyone has heard of the reputation of the lobster mooncake. I ate it and threw it up."

After eating moon cakes and drinking tea, the members of Tianyuan Taoist Temple all looked up at the sky.

The moon on August [-]th was big and round. There was no light pollution in the mountains, and the moonlight was really beautiful.

After Jiang Yun watched the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala on two satellite TVs, he stretched, turned off the projector, and took out the fireworks that he had just smoked in the afternoon.

The water friends in the live broadcast room became excited.

"Can fireworks be set off in Taoist temples?"

"Protect the environment. Fireworks are prohibited in the city. I haven't seen fireworks for a long time."

"Without fireworks, the Mid-Autumn Festival night is really tasteless."

"The Daoist is really stingy, and he only bought a lot of fireworks. We must not enjoy watching them."

Jiang Yun moved the fairy flying to the moon fireworks customized with himself as a template in front of the Taoist temple. After he lit the fireworks, he quickly took the three little guys of Tianyuan Taoist temple back into the Taoist temple.

The gate is closed, and the fireworks can be seen well from the front yard.

Whoosh~~ bang!

A large ball of fireworks shot straight into the sky, and when it exploded in the sky, the pattern of Jiang Yun stepping on the eight-treasure long sword and flying to the moon appeared in the night sky.

The fireworks were so lifelike that the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Daoist, how dare you say that you don't know how to control the sword!"

"Ah, it's comfortable, thank you Taoist priest for letting me have a perfect Mid-Autumn Festival!"

"If the Taoist priest really flies to the moon, I feel that Chang'e will not be able to control it!"

……

　This year's Mid-Autumn Festival, I feel that if I don't praise Henan Satellite TV and Shaanxi Satellite TV, my conscience is a little bit hard.

　　I hope that the two satellite TVs will continue their efforts and give us another surprise during the Double Ninth Festival.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)