Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 567 Daoist, you are too much
Jiang Yun looked at his uncle, clasped his fists together, and asked, "Fu Sheng Wuliang Tianzun, your uncle sits in the Taoist temple, you have worked hard."

Uncle Zhang Shengtan smiled and said: "No hard work, no hard work, everything is fine in the Taoist temple."

"Xiao Yun, where did your master go again? Why don't you keep an eye on him?"

Jiang Yun shook his head and smiled wryly.

My master has always come and gone without a trace, on this earth, who can stand it?
Maybe in a few days, his old man will come back again.

Uncle Zhang also smiled, and said: "That's right, with your master's temperament, it's likely that you will escape by crossing the catastrophe."

"We don't care about him. Today, Hou Er is in charge of cooking, and I will clean up the dust for you."

When Monkey Two heard that he was mentioned, he immediately laughed.

Jiang Yun looked at his apprentice curiously, with suspicion on his face.

When did you become a master, how did you learn how to cook?

Uncle Zhang said with a smile: "During the time you've been away, I'll teach it to cook if it's free, don't even mention it, its culinary talent is not bad."

"Nowadays cooking is at least at the level of a hotel chef. If it weren't for the difficult procedures, I'd like to send it to New Oriental for two years."

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back at all.

"Really, my monkey brother can cook?"

"It is agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you will not become a master. This is also practicing martial arts and cooking. Is this called not becoming a master?"

"The Taoist master has already cultivated his sword energy, what's the matter with my monkey brother cooking?"

"I feel like Brother Monkey has crushed me."

"It's really outrageous. Monkeys are much better than humans these days."

Monkey Two returned to the kitchen, brought a pot of tea and a plate of peach cakes, and brought them to Jiang Yun.

Uncle Zhang said with a smile: "Look at this peach cake, it's no worse than the ones bought outside."

After Jiang Yun tasted a piece, he nodded in agreement.

The mouth is crispy and not greasy, and the baking time is just right. Most people can't bake it within half a year.

Then he broke off another small piece and asked Xiao Bai to taste it too.

Kurosawa Xiaosan put on a dog face and opened her mouth wide.

If it weren't for the drone lens now, it was going to stand up and grab a piece.

Jiang Yun looked at the small half of peach cake left in his hand, and casually threw it into the mouth of Xiaosan Heisawa.

After Kurosawa Xiaosan finished eating in two bites, his affection for Hou Er instantly doubled in his heart.

Monkey Two looked at Heisawa Xiaosan suspiciously, frowned, and shouted.

"This is a dog I picked up when I went to Russia for my teacher, and I can stay in the Tao to watch the door in the future." Jiang Yun explained.

After hearing this, Xiao Hei immediately perked up and crawled over to forcefully refresh his sense of existence.

It is in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and its main task now is to open the door. Why is there another guy who is fighting for his job?

After Monkey Two sized up Kuisawa Xiaosan for a while, he clasped his fists together, and then played with the stick in his hand.

The stick was hit like a tiger, and the people's eyes can only see afterimages.

Snapped!
After Hou Er played the stick technique once, he put the stick in his hand on the ground and directly smashed the blue bricks on the ground.

He looked at Xiaosan Kurosawa with a slightly provocative look, with warning in his eyes.

Jiang Yun looked at the smashed blue brick, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "Sinister, deliberately damage the cultural relics of the Taoist temple, and record it as a major demerit."

Hou Er's expression was blank, and he scratched his ears and cheeks immediately.

The audience in the live broadcast room watched, and immediately felt injustice.

"Taoist priest, you have double standards. You also smashed the floor of the Taoist temple."

"Whether Daoist Chisong is here, I will also give Daoist a big demerit."

"Anchor, you have to count, and the big mistakes will be remembered on my head."

"This stick technique is really handsome, a bit like Monkey King."

"I feel sorry for the monkey for two or two seconds."

Kuisawa Xiaosan looked at Hou Er with a confused look on his face, and he secretly asked through voice transmission, "Master Dao, what is your disciple doing?"

Jiang Yun also secretly replied via voice transmission: "He's trying to show you off."

Hearing this, Kurosawa Misan was instantly unhappy.

After turning around in the Taoist temple, he locked his eyes on the one-meter-high pillar, and then stood up.

It swung the pillar with its two paws, and also turned in a circle, but at a faster speed.

Except for Jiang Yun and Xiao Bai, everyone present was stunned.

Monkey Two looked at the stick in his hand unconfidently, and his expression felt a little inferior.

A big black dog stood up and swung the pillar like this, which gave people a really strong visual impact.

Although the audience in the live broadcast room were well-informed, they were still shocked at the moment.

The contrast between the thickness of the wooden stick and the pillar is really too big.

"This gap is really a bit big."

"This is definitely the reincarnation of the Black Emperor in Zhetianli, this expression, this movement, absolutely amazing!"

"Indeed, if this big black dog wears a pair of big flowered pants, it is the black emperor's own dog."

"The one in Brother Hou's hand is really too thin, it feels like a monkey met Su Lie."

"Su Lie in the national uniform is here, saying that the same economics will hit monkeys."

"Shocked, Su Lie's real body in the national server is actually a dog!"

"My monkey brother is autistic. Where did the Taoist priest find this dog? Why is it so outrageous?"

Jiang Yun looked at Kurosawa Xiaosan who was playing hard, and smiled.

The camera of the drone is now aimed at Xiaosan Kurosawa.

He simply pulled Hou Er aside, and taught Tianyuan Leifa on the spot.

Anyway, this thunder method has to be taught early and late.

I will travel around in a few days, if my apprentice doesn't know how to thunder, it will be really difficult to suppress Hei Ze Xiaosan.

After Hou Er finished learning Lei Xue, he tried it on the spot.

He made a hand formula, and shouted the monkey language version of Lei Fa in his mouth.

After a moment.

A bolt of lightning struck straight down, just hitting Xiaosan Kurosawa who was dancing the pillar.

The pillar had been split into a scorched brown color, and there was still smoke curling up.

Kurosawa Xiaosan fell to the ground, his whole body twitching from time to time.

Uncle Zhang looked at Jiang Yun and Hou Er in surprise, Hou Er's face beamed with joy, and then he called Tianlei again.

Another bolt of lightning struck Kurosawa Xiaosan who fell to the ground again.

At this time, the sky was clear and clear.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all confused by the sudden two lightning bolts.

"Daozhang, you summoned Lei Fa again, it's too much!"

"This apprentice lost face, but the master immediately found him, tsk tsk tsk."

"In broad daylight, let's call the sky thunder, can you avoid some people?"

"Is the dog okay? It's really miserable to be hacked twice in a row."

Jiang Yun looked at the camera of the drone and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, you can swear to the sky that the thunder just now has nothing to do with the poor."

"It's normal to have thunder on a sunny day. Don't speculate too much. It won't affect you well."

Afterwards, he asked Monkey Two to help Heisawa Xiaosan, and fed him some spiritual spring water.

After a while, Kurosawa Xiaosan stood up vigorously again.

This made the audience in the live broadcast room call it a medical miracle.

Jiang Yun followed his uncle to the study to talk.

The drone followed Hou Er to the kitchen. Tens of thousands of water friends watched Hou Er wear an apron, skillfully fry, stew, and cook all kinds of delicacies, and everyone was numb.

With this level of culinary skills, it would be a pity not to go to New Oriental to study for two years.

At this time, Hei Ze Xiaosan has become one with Xiao Hei, and he naturally follows Hou Er, eating and drinking.

two hours later.

The meal was ready, and when everyone was preparing to have a feast, there was a knock on the door of the Taoist temple, and then a figure of a Taoist came to the backyard.

(End of this chapter)