Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 49 I am at odds with cockroaches (seeking a monthly ticket)

The next day, early in the morning.

After the rooster crows three times.

Jiang Yun got up, took Xiaobai, Houer, Xiaohei and the water friends from the live broadcast room to the Sanqing Hall for morning class, and then he went to the kitchen to prepare for cooking.

"Fusheng is supreme, fellow Taoists in the live broadcast room, you have to listen to the advice of the poor Taoist. The plan for this day is in the morning, and you have to eat breakfast every day."

"Believe in science in everything. Scientific experiments have proved that eating breakfast every morning will not only prevent you from getting fat, but also help you lose weight."

"Because eating breakfast can improve the basal metabolism of the day, thereby helping to lose fat and control the waistline. Of course, breakfast must be healthy, otherwise it will definitely be useless."

While Jiang Yun was speaking, he was already holding the kitchen knife, and within a few clicks, he cut out a plate of neat shredded radish the size of a toothpick.

Put minced garlic and green onion on top of the shredded radish, add salt, chicken essence, thirteen spices, aged vinegar and sesame oil, and finally splash the hot oil with dried chili peppers, and the aroma will come up with just a scratch.

Finally, cook a pot of white rice porridge and fry two poached eggs. Isn't this breakfast all right?
When the water friends in the live broadcast saw this breakfast, many people's saliva came down on the spot.

"He has no conscience. Others poison at night, and the Taoist priest is very cruel in poisoning this morning."

"I can't bear it anymore, I can't bear it anymore, I have to get up and go to the breakfast stand."

"The Taoist master's knife skills and cooking skills are really worth mentioning. Watching him cook is really a kind of enjoyment for the kitchen rookie."

"[The Fairy Tears], I want to go to the Taoist temple for breakfast, but unfortunately the travel fare is too expensive."

"Suddenly I am a little envious of Hou Er. It is good to get the formal establishment of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, at least take care of the food."

"Hahahaha, I am laughing as I am taking the examination of the system. It seems that the end of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is also the system!"

Jiang Yun brought the food to the table and prepared some chicken breasts for Xiaobai and Xiaohei.

He was about to go out to ask the three little guys to eat, but he found that there was a Xiaoqiang on the kitchen floor!

The northern water friends and girls in the live broadcast room were startled at the same time.

"Damn, what a big cockroach, how can it fly!"

"I am a dignified boy seven feet from the north, but I was actually scared, embarrassing."

"Dao, Daoist, why do you have cockroaches in your Taoist temple? My hands trembled in fear, and I tore a hole in the black silk [crying loudly]."

"Unexpectedly, there are cockroaches in the Taoist temple in the deep mountains. I thought it was only in my house."

"Northern water friends in the live broadcast room, don't panic, let me introduce to you, this is our southern cockroach."

Jiang Yun looked at the cockroach in the kitchen, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

This is a typical American cockroach, the largest species of cockroach.

I haven't been back for three years, why did this thing settle down in the Taoist temple?
He looked around the kitchen, finally found a toothpick in the toothpick holder, and aimed at it.

Whoosh!
The toothpick hit the Periplaneta americana directly on the skull, pinning it to the ground.

This unique skill really stunned the southern water friends in the live broadcast room!
"Damn, is this still the American cockroach that scared me to tears?"

"Second...second kill, the anchor is awesome!"

"Master Dao, where there is one cockroach, it means there is a nest of cockroaches, you can't just kill one!"

"It is recommended that the anchor find a professional insecticide, otherwise it will be really difficult to completely solve a nest of cockroaches."

After Jiang Yun threw the cockroach into the trash can, he washed his hands, rummaged through the kitchen, and finally found a bag of boric acid, a bag of sugar and two potatoes.

After steaming the potatoes in the pot, he explained to his friends: "Don't be afraid of cockroaches at home. When I was in Beijing, I learned a trick to deal with cockroaches from Mr. Xiaoliang, the director of Tibetan Fox."

"After the potatoes are steamed, make them into mashed potatoes, add two spoons of boric acid and two spoons of white sugar, knead them into balls, and put them in places where cockroaches are infested."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something important, went out quickly, and carried Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao He into the kitchen.

Pointing to the potato balls on the plate on the ground, he warned, "This thing is poisonous, you three are not allowed to touch it, let alone eat it, do you understand?"

Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao Hei nodded obediently before running out to play.

The water friends in the live broadcast room discussed in the barrage area.

"Potatoes kill cockroaches, the priest is talking about metaphysics again."

"You don't have to trust the Taoist priest, but you must trust the director of Tibetan Fox, Mr. Xiaoliang."

"Xiaoliang's secret recipe to destroy Xiaoqiang [laughing and crying]."

"It's true, our Arowana Food Factory also uses this kind of thing to get rid of cockroaches and mice."

"I'm curious, what if I habitually twitch my fingers after I'm done?"

"It's okay, just find a shady place and lie down."

"Rookie killer, licking fingers after drugging [secret observation]."

After washing his hands, Jiang Yun lamented to his water friends about his glorious past achievements: "Blessings are born to the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, all things have spirits, except for scum like cockroaches, flies and mosquitoes."

"Fellow daoists in the live broadcast room, I'm not trying to brag about you, but this secret recipe is really invincible. Once you use it, within a week, all the cockroaches in the room will definitely die."

The southern water friends in the live broadcast room became worried.

"Master Dao, I'm afraid that cockroaches will die all over the room!"

"If cockroaches die in the corners of the room, wouldn't it be even more difficult to clean?"

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen, and explained with a smile: "Dear water friends, you are worrying too much, everyone must believe in science."

"Boric acid is dehydrating, so as long as the cockroach eats boric acid potato pellets, it must be thirsty, and then it will find a place like a sewer to drink water."

"But drinking water can't solve the problem, and it will die there in the end. Don't worry, as long as you use my prescription, you will definitely not see dead cockroaches in your home."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized, and the water friends who had cockroaches in their homes burst into tears.

"Thank you, Taoist priest, for sharing the secret recipe for removing cockroaches, thank you on your knees, thank you on your knees!"

"I'm going to show my parents a hand. Who said watching the live broadcast is useless? Didn't I just learn a little life trick?"

"A week from now, I don't want to see a cockroach in my house."

"New fan, I'm not used to it. Do all monks talk about science like this?"

"Nonsense, now practice is not talking about science, we are a serious live broadcast room, and we never engage in metaphysics."

After Jiang Yun and the three little guys had breakfast, he changed into the silkworm Taoist robe he won yesterday, brought the Eight Treasures long sword, and prepared to go out to relax and live broadcast the scenery around the Taoist temple.

"I haven't seen Daoist robe like this before, it's so handsome!"

"I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, the beauty fan has a nosebleed on the spot."

"Please link, where can I buy the anchor's robe of the same style?"

"The Taoist priest doesn't favor fans at all, he has never read my barrage."

"As long as the Daoist is dressed like this, if you directly drag him to the scene of a costume drama, it will be able to PK the male protagonist."

"Daozhang, Jiang Jiu is going to sue you, why are you still in the mood to take a walk, please copy it, let the Taoist leader see it."

……

Thousands of people swiped a barrage at the same time, and it was hard for Jiang Yun not to see it.

He scratched his forehead with the hilt of his sword, and asked curiously, "What's going on, how come I, the client, don't know?"

Tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room were speechless at the same time.

"Daozhang, you can have some time!"

"Your hot search this morning, Mr. Luo wants to be your lawyer. Lawyer Zhang Wei wants to snatch it, but he is persuaded by netizens. He seems to be Jiang Jiu's lawyer."

"It's over, it's over, Teacher Luo makes a move, Lawyer Zhang assists, Jiang Jiu will definitely start with the death penalty!"

(End of this chapter)