Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 475 Team building activities of the program group
After the iron-billed red-crowned crane beat the monkey king, the beaten monkey king glanced around his group of monkeys angrily.

While roaring, it jumped and jumped, and went straight to the two cowering monkeys.

The two monkeys were beaten by the monkey king and knelt down to beg for mercy. They were finally forced to apologize to the child with wild fruits and salute the child.

The Monkey King looked at Daoist Zhuge in awe, clasped his fists and bowed his head to make amends, then turned to look at his own group of monkeys, threatening with teeth and claws

A group of monkeys were stunned, and the arrogant and domineering posture just now restrained a lot.

The kid was unwilling, so he put his backpack next to the monkey, trying to destroy the homework, but it backfired.

Those monkeys don't even dare to touch their backpacks, let alone their homework.

"Boy, have you learned anything about the leadership responsibility system? Efficiency is good. If you don't accept it, it's fine."

"The group of macaques are protected animals. We can't do it ourselves, but it's not a problem to raise a pet to do it for us." Daoist Zhuge said proudly.

Zhao Bingbing hesitated to speak, she seemed to want to say something, but felt that what he said was very reasonable.

After all, it is not illegal to protect animals and fight against animals, but it is a bit immoral.

When the child's parents found out about their child's abnormal behavior, they were furious. They grabbed the child and beat him up. The crying made those who heard it sad and those who heard it cry.

The two monkeys who had just been beaten up by the monkey king even felt a little sympathetic, and moved to the child's side, comforting them with wild fruits.

The audience laughed out loud at this scene.

"Good guy, the three troubled brothers, now they cherish each other."

"That silly boy, if you want the monkey to tear up your homework, you have to do it quietly!"

"I am really convinced by Daoist Zhuge's operation."

"Laughing, the leadership responsibility system, anyway, is to grab the monkey king and beat him up. The strange thing is that the monkey king can also find the right person, awesome."

"The majesty of the Monkey King is unquestionable, and he must find his way back."

"Isn't this just like the chairman looking for the manager in the workplace, and the manager beating the younger brother?"

"Monkey King: Whoever wants to be the Monkey King will be beaten eight times a day, who can bear it?"

After bidding farewell to Daoist Zhuge, everyone in the program group got on the bus and set foot on the way home.

Daoist Zhuge watched the crowd leave, he hummed a ditty all the way, and returned to his room with a smile.

As soon as he entered the room, he took out his mobile phone and called Wang Shouren, the president of the Daoist Association and the dean of Daomen Comprehensive College.

"Hey, Lao Wang, my side is going well. Mikasa is gone, and that kid is gone. Things are going very smoothly."

"Also, can we not play so big next time, the copper coins are really scary, aren't you afraid that Mt. Fuji will really spray?"

"Hehehe, dead fellow daoists are not dead poor daoists, fellow daoist Zhuge, you are cowardly, if you spray it, you will spray it, what are you afraid of, it's not our territory." On the other side of the phone, Daoist Wang said with a smile.

Daoist Zhuge nodded when he heard it, thinking it made sense, he said impatiently: "I don't care about Fusang's affairs, you just need to worry about it."

"But you promised me that when will it be settled for that kid to be the gangster of the Daoist Association and to teach the Daoist Comprehensive Academy?"

"Don't worry, it's just a process. I'll say hello to the higher-ups. It will be done within two months." Wang Daochang then said with a smile.

After Zhuge Daoist hung up the phone, he walked out of the room, looked at the direction Jiang Yun was leaving, and muttered to himself, "Old friend Chisong, I will help whatever I can."

"Whether your apprentice can go in the future depends on his good fortune, boy, don't be ashamed, my apprentice still counts on you!"

Jiang Yun in the bus didn't even know that a group of old men had arranged everything without his knowledge.

Holding Xiao Bai, he suddenly shivered, and then sneezed several times.

"Wangtian, I always feel that something is wrong, but I can't tell." Jiang Yun rubbed Xiaobai's head and muttered to himself.

The staff of the bus program group chatted and talked about the nectar they just tasted.

A group of people, highly respected Ganlumi, after all, it was something that was affirmed by the Fusang royal family.

Mikasa Miko-san has already agreed, it must be a good thing.

Zhao Bingbing looked at Jiang Yun, and asked with some puzzlement: "Jiang Daochang, just now you and Zhuge Daoist, why didn't you taste a sip?"

"I don't like it, I don't like eating that thing!" Jiang Yun shook his head repeatedly.

He was studying at Daomen Comprehensive College at the time, and among his classmates, some brought nectar and wanted to share it with everyone.

At that time, it was just a little bit short, Jiang Yun had already flushed the nectar and honey water, but his good brother Lin Zhenyang snatched it and poured it directly into the toilet.

Honey is a good thing, but not all honey is a good thing, especially the honey from the bamboo forest.

Bees don't just collect nectar, they collect anything sweet.

Yujing Mountain is in a sea of ​​bamboo. As we all know, bamboo does not bloom. Even if there are wild flowers in the bamboo forest, it cannot support honey and produce so many flowers.

Then there is only one source of nectar.

"Reporter Zhao, there are no flowers in the mangosteen forest in Yujing, and honey is harvested. There are families in the nearby villages, and there are old people in the family, and the old people are sick."

"Sickness has honey, and the honey is in the toilet. The bees gather it themselves, and it becomes nectar." Jiang Yun calmly stated the result of his speculation.

Regardless of whether the result was right or wrong, anyway, nine out of ten people on the bus vomited.

Zhao Bingbing vomited out what she ate at noon, her face turned pale, and she asked, "Daoist Jiang, since you knew earlier, why didn't you tell me in advance?"

"The honey in the bamboo forest cannot be eaten. This is a matter of common sense. Besides, it is just a poor speculation, not to mention that you didn't ask."

"Maybe, those nectars are collected by bees when the bamboo blooms, and stored on the roof of Du'e Taoist Temple. It doesn't have to be that." Jiang Yun explained to everyone.

The more he explained, the more everyone felt that they should believe in science, and then they vomited even worse.

The audience in the live broadcast room, in the barrage area, kept brushing their hearts and minds.

"It's no wonder that when I was young, bees were flying around in the dry toilet, and my emotion was to gather honey."

"The raisins under the desk, the ice tea under the tower crane, the beef jerky on the railway, the honey in the bamboo forest, these are not good to eat!"

"I just want to know if the honey coming out of the toilet is considered honey."

"Suddenly, I feel that people's hearts are sinister. Has our Daoist been led by Zhuge Daoist?"

"If you don't understand, just ask, let's just say that apart from feeling disgusting psychologically, if this kind of honey is really eaten, will there be any consequences?"

"There is not much difference, it is divided into acacia honey, alfalfa honey and molasses honey."

Zhao Bingbing, who came back slowly, rinsed his mouth with water several times, and chased Jiang Yun again, hammering for a long time before giving up.

It has been more than a month since I approached the science program group to shoot.

So the director decided to give everyone a vacation, conduct a team building, and go to the zoo in Wuhan.

Jiang Yun didn't want to go at first, but after hearing that brother Hu's family was also in the zoo, he also signed up for himself and Xiaobai.

(End of this chapter)