Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 450 Bully Crane
In a society governed by the rule of law, people's sophistication is more useful than fists. For example, if a person's seniority is small, he has little right to speak.

For example, Jiang Yun, although his cultivation base is very high, but when he sees some seniors, he will automatically make three points before he speaks.

Daoist Zhuge Liuyun said that changing diapers is already very tactful. Some old Taoist priests would even say that they played the little sparrows, and women with more aggressive personalities would even say that they had breastfed themselves.

I have put all the words of others here, what else can I say, I can only smile awkwardly, and when clasping fists and bowing, my attitude is more respectful.

Jiang Yun looked at the red-crowned crane hiding behind Daoist Zhuge Liuyun, changed the subject, and asked, "Uncle Zhuge, why is this crane in your Taoist temple different from the others?"

"Could it be that you have learned the way of swordsmanship, so you specially replaced it with a steel beak?"

"It, it fought with other red-crowned cranes, broke its beak, lost its ability to prey, and stayed at the door of my Taoist temple."

"I kept feeding it, and I always felt that it was not a problem, so I paid out of my own pocket and asked experts to customize a 3D printed titanium alloy beak for it."

"I didn't expect it to be isolated by other red-crowned cranes because of its metal beak, so it could only stay in the Taoist temple and beg for food."

"Fortunately, this guy has a docile personality. He doesn't have much disputes with tourists. He just likes to run around with me." Daoist Zhuge Liuyun gently rubbed his fingers against the red-crowned crane's head, telling the ins and outs of the incident.

The red-crowned crane tilted its head, looked at Jiang Yun, and screamed as if complaining, then shrunk its neck weakly, feeling full of grievances.

However, Daoist Zhuge Liuyun introduced its great achievements beside him.

What is the number one bully in Yujing Mountain? Even the monkeys in the mountain are not the teammate of this red-crowned crane, and the same kind are bullied enough.

What plucking feathers, robbing spouses, robbing land, robbing fish, and even breaking the legs of a red-crowned crane, can be described as full of evil!
The staff of the program group and the audience who were watching the live broadcast were all tongue-tied.

"Brothers, you can't blame me for this, the main reason is that its identity as a crane is too deceptive!"

"A crane cannot be seen by its appearance, and sea water cannot be measured."

"Damn it, my tears were ready, but it turned out to be a bully among birds."

"Sure enough, wicked people have their own wicked people. When it meets Daoist Jiang, it can only say that it is destined for such a catastrophe."

"Red-crowned crane: Where's the cub that broke my mouth, get out [dog head saves life]"

"In this inappropriate novel, the main character is chased and fell into the cliff, but is there a plot of peerless martial arts cheats in the cliff?"

"Digimon Super Evolution, Iron-billed Red-crowned Crane."

"Before the fight: Brother, I was wrong
After installing the new gear: look at me, you bastard! "

Looking at the red-crowned crane, Jiang Yun suddenly felt touched, and asked curiously: "Uncle Zhuge, do you think this is a kind of physical weakness and mechanical ascension, a kind of evolution?"

"If we practitioners are equipped with high-tech equipment, will it greatly increase the probability of surviving the catastrophe? To be honest, this is my graduation thesis!"

His words, it can be said that the language is not surprising, endless.

In the past, netizens also used their imaginations to fantasize about it. Unexpectedly, Jiang Yun actually studied it seriously.

Although none of the viewers watching the live broadcast were practitioners, many of them felt that they were on the verge of ascension at that moment.

"Fellow daoists, the physical body is weak, and the machine is ascending, so you can change all kinds of gold pills at will!"

"Good guy, if this theory is true, doesn't it mean that krypton gold can become stronger?"

"Master Dao, I support your research work, but the results should be more civilian, I want to become a fairy."

"I really want to study the Taoist priest in slices. What kind of person has such a brain hole!"

Zhuge Liuyun looked at Jiang Yun with admiration, and said, "Just like what your master said, you are really talented!"

"It's thanks to you that you came up with this crazy idea, but whether it is practical or not depends on how you practice it. Where is your paper? Can you find it on Dao.com?"

Various papers published by Taoist priests will be collected on the Dao Net, which is the knowledge network in the practice circle.

Dao.com not only collects papers published by Taoist priests, but also publishes papers by monks, exorcists, missionaries and other people in the industry.

Ten years ago, Dao.com was very popular, and almost everyone in the circle would use it. However, to search papers on it, you need to pay, and it is a bit expensive.

Jiang Yun scratched his head with his hands, and said in a puzzled way, "What is Dao Net?"

He really didn't know about Youdao.com, because Daomen Comprehensive College, the top school of Taoism, has always resisted that thing.

Therefore, Dao.com has no right to include any papers published by the comprehensive college, so the authority of Dao.com has been greatly reduced in the past four or five years.

Zhuge Liuyun only reacted when he heard Jiang Yun's confused voice, and then the corners of his mouth raised, as if his revenge had been avenged, and he jokingly said, "Indeed, what is Daowang!"

The viewers who were watching the live broadcast felt that Daowang was a little familiar. Many people thought it was the Taoist chief who was mocking them, so they went to check it out, and it was true that there was such a thing as Daowang.

Then, even the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back.

"At first I thought the Taoist priest was mocking, but I didn't expect that what he said was a declarative sentence."

"After checking, even the priests' money was collected, and the boss was not killed by lightning. It seems that the priests are all law-abiding people."

"What is Daowang, this is clearly an exclamation sentence!"

Daoist Zhuge Liuyun and Jiang Yun talked about the past, and after chatting with Daoist Chisong for a while, he invited everyone to visit the mountain.

Du'e Taoist Temple has a strong commercial atmosphere, all functions are quite complete, and the environment is also excellent.

The long corridor, around a half-acre lake, turned half a circle before leading to the top of the mountain.

When everyone passed by a Diaoyutai, Daoist Zhuge Liuyun suddenly pulled a reed from the side, and said to Jiang Yun: "Boy, I heard that your lightness kung fu is good, and the old man's lightness kung fu is also good, especially good at sailing with a reed."

"It's better to catch up early than coincidentally, or let's make gestures today to see who can reach the opposite side across the lake."

After he finished speaking, without waiting for Jiang Yun to agree, he threw a reed in his hand to the surface of the water.

The reed slid towards the opposite side at a moderate speed, Taoist Zhuge Liuyun jumped up, lightly landed on the reed, and flew over like that with his hands behind his back.

He was like a sword fairy in the water, with an extremely chic figure, sailing across the sea, which really surprised a group of people.

Jiang Yun couldn't help applauding to express his admiration. This Uncle Zhuge's understanding of internal force and lightness kung fu has reached an extremely advanced level.

He released the spiritual energy in his body, stepped directly on the water surface, and walked over slowly.

The water friend who was still amazed just now calmed down as if someone had slapped his mouth wide.

Crossing the voyage with a reed can be said to be light work, walking on water, this is a proper cultivation of immortals!
(End of this chapter)