Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 40 The Shock of the Fisherman

Jiang Yun looked at Northeast water friend's message, and in his mind, what are you looking at, what are you looking at, and you try to look at it again, try to try an infinite loop of famous scenes.

Looking at the nicknames of Northeast water friends, I think they are also very affectionate.

Covering his face, Jiang Yun talked about the scene when the state banquet was served with northeast dishes.

"Shui friends in the Northeast, think about it. You let the foreign guests hold a knife and fork and watch the big goose stew in the iron pot in front of you. Do you think it is polite?"

"Let's talk about the dipped vegetables in Northeast China. If foreign guests see them, they will first praise us for our taste and good dining environment. When they see state leaders grabbing vegetable leaves with dipped sauce and stuffing them into their mouths, they will probably be stupid."

Before he finished speaking, the friends in the Middle East and Northeast of the live broadcast room couldn't listen anymore.

That scene was indeed somewhat magical!

Now in the live broadcast room, the water friends in Guangxi and Guangdong have the most fierce resistance, and they are obviously dissatisfied.

How is Cantonese cuisine different from Huaiyang cuisine?
Jiang Yun recalled the scene of having morning tea in Guangdong. He sighed and said honestly: "In terms of taste, Cantonese cuisine is not inferior to Huaiyang cuisine, but after the state banquet, we have to talk about business."

"If Cantonese cuisine is used as a state banquet, then I think everyone will not have to talk about business. Just morning tea, you can eat from morning to five in the afternoon."

The water friends in Guangdong and Guangxi laughed and cried. Although what Jiang Yun said was exaggerated, it was not unreasonable.

Eating Cantonese food is really time-consuming. In Guangdong and Guangxi, many people can eat morning tea from 5 o'clock to 11 o'clock, which is outrageous.

After Jiang Yun lifted the rod, he found that he had missed the fish, so he hung up the bait again, threw the hook back again, and added a few spoonfuls of nest material.

"The Taoist priest is helping the boss feed the fish for free!"

"The monks are all Bodhisattvas, what's wrong with feeding a fish? [Funny]"

"Convinced, can this anchor know how to fish? The float doesn't move. What kind of pole are you pulling?"

"Today's business is to discuss the eight major cuisines. Fishing is a sideline. The Taoist hurry up and talk about Lu cuisine."

"I can't figure it out, where did my Yunnan cuisine lose?"

After Jiang Yun found out that his den was sparkling, he didn't panic anymore.

Anyway, there are fishes down there, so there will definitely be something to gain today, so it’s better to chat with water friends for a while, after all, the anchor’s first consideration is the effect of the live broadcast.

"Friends from Shandong deduct 1, let Pindao take a look, are there many friends in Shandong?" Just as Jiang Yun finished speaking, his live broadcast room was swiped by 1.

"The taste of Shandong cuisine is definitely acceptable to foreign guests, but the dishes are a little bit bigger."

"Plates are bigger than pots, and pots are bigger than pots. If Shandong cuisine is used as a state banquet, I don't think foreign guests will be able to eat four dishes in their lifetime."

"And I would like to make some complaints about it. Shandong's special pancakes, if you eat them alone, will grind your teeth a little."

After listening to Jiang Yun's complaints in the live broadcast room, the water friends' faces twitched with laughter.

"Although the Taoist priest's complaints were not comprehensive, they did hit the point."

"I never thought that if I can't eat four dishes in my life, it can be used to describe Shandong cuisine."

"The hometown of Confucius and Mencius, I'm not joking with you, come to our Shandong, if you don't have enough to eat, no one is allowed to leave."

Although the water friends in Shandong were not happy, they basically agreed with Jiang Yun's complaints. Now only the water friends in Yunnan are left in the live broadcast room, and they are still posting YYDS, a Yunnan dish.

When Jiang Yun thought of Yunnan cuisine, he thought of a bowl of delicious mushroom soup he had once eaten.

The soup is delicious, but the boss is a bit dishonest, and the mushroom soup is adulterated, which sent people to the hospital.

"Shui friends in Yunnan, Yunnan cuisine really can't be a state banquet!"

"If that's the case, believe it or not, one day after dinner, the foreign guests will dance happily in the banquet hall. At that time, they will not only forget the troubles of state affairs, but also see many villains."

The Yunnan water friends in the Jiangyun live broadcast room were stunned. Although not every Yunnan dish has mushrooms, is it a Yunnan dish without mushrooms?
It's just that if you eat too many mushrooms, you will always be recruited and go to the hospital.

If a foreign guest goes to the hospital, it will become international news!

"[Crying loudly], can't we serve Yunnan dishes at the state banquet?"

"I also eat mushrooms, but I really can't see villains!"

"I can't see it because you have already taken anti-toxin, and you have been full of anti-drug since birth. Foreign guests eat naked at the state banquet!"

After Jiang Yun complained about the cuisine, the fishing rod in his hand dropped sharply, good guy, it's finally time for a serious fish bite!
"Hey hey, here comes the fish!"

A not-so-small black figure looms under the water in the distance. It seems that the fish is not small.

"Fuck, is the anchor's timing coming?"

"Bull, bull, my husband is so good, is this a big fish?"

"Based on my many years of fishing experience, it is definitely not a black-headed snake."

"Xiao Hei said he was very sorry."

"At least ten catties of grass carp, not bad, a little worse than my best fishing record."

"Comrades, don't panic. The fish is just biting the hook. Whether the anchor can catch it or not, we have to talk about it."

Under the surface of the water, a grass carp weighing more than ten kilograms was swimming back and forth, struggling violently.

When the fish just bite the hook, they are frightened. During this period of time, they struggle the most and are most likely to run away from the fish.

Jiang Yun held the fishing rod tightly and walked the fish back and forth in zigzag, his expression was quite relaxed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all surprised. Is it really useful to walk the fish in zigzag?
2 minute later.

The grass carp was exhausted, so he easily pulled the fish ashore.

Buckle the mouth of the fish with a fish control device with a ruler and weigh it.

No more, no less, just over 12 catties and 3 taels, which is a good harvest.

Jiang Yun threw the grass carp into the fish protection, he hung corn kernels, and cast the pole again.

The fisherman in the live broadcast room was jealous.

"Damn, the Taoist priest can catch fish, so can I!"

"I don't watch the live broadcast anymore, I feel itchy in my heart, I will pack up my things now and go fishing, otherwise my wife will urge me to pay the public food."

"Hiss, it looks like I have to go fishing too."

"I'm at the reservoir right now, watching the live broadcast while fishing. It's really comfortable. My wife's phone has been blocked by me."

"Why do I feel that the fisherman in the live broadcast room has no humanity!"

"Indeed, fishermen are inhumane. My brother and I went fishing at sea. I got seasick and vomited. My brother smiled and said it was nesting [crying loudly]."

5 minute later.

Jiang Yun's hook sank again, and he slipped the fish and pulled the rod. Hey, it was another grass carp weighing more than ten kilograms.

I don't know if it's because of the technology or the bait, but at this moment, Jiang Yun actually connected the rod.

As long as the hook is thrown down, within half a minute, there will definitely be fish hooked, and the fish are not small.

After fishing for a long time, the movement of the dens did not become small, but became bigger and bigger.

It seems that all the fish around have come here to grab food. Grass carp, silver carp and bighead carp, mandarin carp, carp, and yellow pepper have been caught a lot.

Among them, the largest and the longest time-consuming one was a silver carp and bighead carp weighing forty catties.

Jiang Yun pulled for a full 10 minutes, and even pulled the silver carp and bighead carp ashore.

The fishing guys who were eating melons and watching the show in the live broadcast room were stupid at this time. They felt that the content of the live broadcast in front of them was a bit sci-fi.

"Damn it, why is the den so dark and dense, can't it be full of fish?"

"Daoist, please do me a favor. Please tell me what kind of bait you used."

"Foul, foul, why is the Taoist priest's den mixed with water?"

"In one hour, I caught more than 30 fish, including four or five big fish weighing more than [-] kilograms. This is unscientific!"

(End of this chapter)