Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 390 You two have something to tell the poor way

"The two laymen next door, you have something to tell the poor, I am its master, there is no need to attack my apprentice behind the scenes!" Jiang Yun's voice was a little murderous.

In the grass behind him to the left, everything became quiet in an instant.

That domineering aura undoubtedly leaked from the side, and the water friends in the live broadcast room felt dry mouthed through the screen.

In the grass at the rear left, two people got out, and they were still acquaintances.

They are Lao Hu and Fatty Wang who went to Tianyuan Taoist Temple last year to buy a stone manger for Uncle Qian.

At this moment, Fatty Wang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and explained awkwardly: "Ah, Taoist priest, it turned out to be your apprentice. Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding!"

"I just said that in the current society, how can there be such a strong fighting power of the golden monkey. If it is your apprentice, then it can be explained clearly."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw the reaction of the two, and the strong contrast made many people laugh.

Such a quick and easy obedience is impossible for anyone who is not a well-informed person.

"I have something to tell the poor Taoist, I am his master, uh, Taoist leader, it's all right, have you eaten yet?"

"The Taoist priest followed the whole process, and it was difficult for Hou Er to think about anything."

"It's all right, there's nothing wrong with it, Monkey Two dares to fight for his ideas, it's already noon, this is the rhythm of mortal death."

"Fatty Wang has one advantage, that is, he is willing to give in!"

When everyone was teasing the two in the live broadcast room, Lao Hu looked at Jiang Yun and calmed down.

He pretended to be calm, clasped his hands and asked, "I haven't seen Taoist priest for a long time, how dare you come here, what are you doing?"

Seeing the two of them getting close, Jiang Yun drew out the Sanqing Sword and said, "To eliminate harm for the people!"

After these four words were finished, Lao Hu and Fatty Wang lost their composure. Their legs softened, and they knelt down and begged for mercy.

"Master Dao, murder is an illegal and criminal act, you are still broadcasting live!"

"The two of us are just talking, purely talking, please don't see us two for the sake of the past generations of Mojin captains."

"Jiang Daochang, we both apologize and admit our mistakes. This murder is really not enough. You are still young, so you can't go on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes!"

Jiang Yun looked at the two people, took a breath, pointed to the wild boar king below, and explained: "Lady Hu, Lay Wang, I don't think that Pindao is a murderer in your hearts."

"Wudang Mountain has recently been flooded with wild boars. If you kill a pig, you will be rewarded with ten yuan per catty of pork. I was entrusted by the villagers, so I went to the mountain to kill the pigs for the people."

"Besides, you two are really no match for Monkey Two. If you really want to play against it, remember to call an ambulance for yourself in advance and get up."

Lao Hu and Fatty Wang stood up in embarrassment, and patted their pants.

They looked down the mountain and chased the 300-kilogram wild boar king who ran all over the mountains and fields with monkey two, and their faces were full of shock.

When the pig king charged, the visual sense and impact were really no worse than a heavy armored vehicle.

Facing such a pig king, Hou Er was able to escape, which is amazing!
"What the Taoist priest said is that the two of us are indeed not the opponents of Hou Er, but why did you help?"

"Old Wang, use your brains. The Taoist leader brought his apprentices into the mountains, so he must hone them."

Fatty Wang nodded, flattered and praised: "A teacher for a day, a father for life, I hope Hou Er can understand the painstaking efforts of the Taoist priest."

"It's true, those who achieved great things in ancient times must first toil their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and suffer a little bit of flesh and blood. It's really nothing."

Jiang Yun listened to the two singing together, bragging wildly to himself, and then watched Hou Er being chased all over the mountain, and said, "You two, stop talking."

"What do you mean by being a teacher for a day and being a father for life? You two want to say that father's love is like a landslide?"

Lao Hu and Fatty Wang wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, and it was quite hard to hold back.

The water friends in the live broadcast room didn't have so many worries. Many people laughed wildly while patting the table.

"It turns out that the Taoist master knows everything!"

"The trick is full, this master's love is indeed like a landslide."

"The flattery hit the horse's hoof, these two Mojin captains!"

"Why are the two of them in the mountains? Is there a big tomb nearby?"

The wild boar has great stamina, not to mention the pig king in a state of rage, and the monkey two is exhausted from being chased.

After watching for half an hour, Jiang Yun finally couldn't stand it any longer. He picked up the ebony stick beside him and shouted loudly, "Teacher, take the stick!"

The ebony stick was thrown, like a shooting star, and it was directly inserted more than ten meters in front of Hou Er's body.

Monkey Two stared at the stick, stunned for a moment, then rolled over, rushed over quickly, pulled out his own ebony stick, and turned back confidently.

The Wild Boar King was stunned for a moment, then stopped slowly, and then hesitantly looked at Hou Er who was holding a stick.

"Hoohoho~~"

It may be because monkeys have a talent bonus for sticks.

When Monkey Two was holding the ebony stick, he scratched and then came up, and then he raised the stick and hit.

The ebony stick is very hard, and when you swing it, you can only see a shadow of the stick like a dark cloud.

The situation was reversed in an instant, and the wild boar king was beaten so loudly that he ran all over the mountain.

Water friends in the live broadcast room, everyone suddenly felt terrified of thinking about it.

"Fuck, brothers, no wonder Master Zhang insisted on giving this stick to Hou Er before he left!"

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple is a group of monsters, even Master Zhang is no exception, it's scary."

"Sure enough, the monkey can beat the pig. If it can't, it's probably because of the lack of a stick."

"When Monkey Two pulled out the ebony stick, he really looked like the Monkey King."

"Pig King: I admit, the one I just chased was a bit aggressive, but you're not going to take the guy, are you?"

"Journey to the West No.20 three chapters: Monkey King vs. Zhu Bajie."

"Hahaha, it's really like King Jiji's development, holding a golden cudgel and hitting Bajie indiscriminately."

Monkey Two took the ebony stick and knocked on the Pig King indiscriminately. He tried his best every time, but the effect was really bad.

Three hundred catties of wild boars have rough skin and thick flesh, so if you hit them with a stick, you will suffer some skin trauma at most, and you will run faster.

Jiang Yun saw that if he continued to fight like this, he was afraid that he would fight forever, so he finally couldn't help it, so he drew out the Sanqing sword and threw it out.

The sword energy was like a rainbow, falling from the sky like a divine chain, and it was precisely inserted into the artery behind the Wild Boar King's neck.

When Lao Hu and Fatty Wang saw a wild boar weighing more than 300 kilograms standing a hundred meters away, their legs trembled a little.

Is this a sword that humans can use?
Even with a high-precision sniper, it may not be possible to hit a wild boar fleeing at high speed with one shot!

Monkey Two stepped forward and kicked the wild boar angrily. Then, it pulled out the Sanqing sword and trotted to Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun took the sword, and casually held a sword flower in his hand. The blood attached to the sword was thrown out, and then sheathed.

He touched Hou Er's head, and encouraged him, "Disciple, don't be arrogant."

"It is said that there are mountains beyond mountains, and there are people beyond people. If you can't handle a wild boar, how can you deal with an expert beyond the mountains?"

"I hope you can understand that doing this for the teacher is for your own good, do you understand?"

Monkey Two nodded seriously, the resentment towards Jiang Yun in his eyes for many days disappeared completely, and his aura became humble.

(End of this chapter)