Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 38 Fengshui Fishing Technique (ask for monthly ticket, ask for collection)
"Impoverished people commit crimes!"

Jiang Yun looked at Xiao Hei, and sighed, "I'm fishing by the reservoir, what's the fun with your black-stalked snake entering the water?"

"It's outrageous, I'm still serious about fishing snakes, alas!"

The fisherman in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he won the quiz and kept the silver coins he voted for.

Although Xiao Hei weighs thirty catties, strictly speaking, he is a snake, not a fish, so it doesn't count.

"Hey hey, please forgive me for laughing unkindly."

"Oh my god, Taoist priest, you can't fish for this!"

"A black professional fisherman passed by, and I thought I was the only one who caught a snake."

"I'm also a snake fisherman. The moon was dark and the wind was high that night. I caught such a big water snake. It was really scary."

Jiang Yun looked at the trembling Jiang Pingping and the others, and said with a smile: "You guys, don't be afraid, Xiao Hei is a black snake, it is not poisonous and does not bite."

Jiang Pingping and the others shook their heads repeatedly, refusing to come over.

Jiang Yun threw away the bamboo fishing rod in his hand. He sat cross-legged beside Xiao Hei, touched Xiao Hei's head, and asked curiously, "You unlucky bastard, how did you get caught by me?"

"Fizz!"

"You said that you were eating small fish and singing songs under the water, and suddenly, you were caught by a hook?"

"Fizz!"

Jiang Yun patted the little black head angrily, and he said angrily: "You touch me and slander me for murdering you. Is there any justice in this world?"

"Fizz!"

"All right, all right, I'll feed you the fish I catch later, as compensation for your medical expenses."

Xiao Hei coiled up beside Jiang Yun, raised his head, stared at the fishing rod, stuck out his tongue from time to time, his eyes full of expectation.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing when they saw this scene.

"The part where the anchor catches Xiaohei can be used to contribute to the Fengshen list."

"Hehehe, Daoist Master is definitely the second generation of the Gods List in the live broadcasting world."

"Hey, what is the list of gods, is he good?"

"On the list of fishing gods, except for the poor fishing skills, everything else can be caught. Do you think it's good or not?"

"Xiao Hei actually looked at the host expectantly. After fishing for half an hour, the host didn't even have a small miscellaneous fish, so he hung it up."

"Snakes are pure in nature, and they have never been beaten by society."

Jiang Yun watched the teasing of the fisherman in the live broadcast room, and he suddenly felt some liver pain.

Is your own fishing level so good?
After half an hour.

Except for Xiao Bai, Jiang Pingping and other little brats have already dared to come over and pinch Xiao Hei's tail with their hands.

On Jiang Yun's side, it was still calm, not to mention big fish, not even a small miscellaneous fish was hooked.

"Whoever fishes there, pay the fishing fee."

A cry came from the lake.

A few kids scattered, and Jin Zhuzi's father, Jin Chengdiao, rowed a boat and came to the shore.

The reservoir in Jiangjia Village is famous for its good water quality and abundant fish. Outsiders come here to fish for a day, starting at 200 yuan. Fishing in the same village can cost [-] yuan a day.

The master and apprentice of Tianyuan Taoist Temple rarely catch big fish except for small miscellaneous fish because they have empty rods all year round.

After Jin Pingduo collected the money a few times, he felt that the money was not reliable, so he stopped accepting money later, and authorized the two masters and apprentices to come here to fish for free.

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone and said, "Uncle Jin, it's already afternoon, can I count it as a hundred percent?"

"Hey, it's Daoist Xiaoyun, why, your hands are itchy today, do you want to go fishing?"

Jin Scale came down from the boat, he waved his hands, and said sincerely: "Your fishing skills are not good, and you are in the air force every day, and you have saved the child's life, how can I ask for the fishing fee!"

After Jiang Yun heard this, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, this... this... this is too humiliating!
The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that their faces twitched.

"This is the first time I've seen that the Taoist priest has suffered a major blow in his life."

"Daily Air Force, it's okay."

"The anchor can't do it, how can fishing be air force!"

"That is, as a fisherman, if I can't catch fish, I'll get prawns. If I can't get prawns, I'll dig loach. If I can't get loach, I'll steal vegetables. If there's no vegetables, I'll pick branches. If I can't, I'll go to the fish pond. Drink water, I won’t tell you, I went to the bathroom, I just came back from fishing, I drank too much water, my stomach hurts.”

Pointing to his own fishing rod, Jiang Yun boasted, "Uncle Jin, don't underestimate me, I just caught a 30-jin big fish!"

"Oh, the Taoist priest is amazing, what about the fish?"

"Uncle Jin, that god has the virtue of good life, he is a monk, he is soft-hearted, let him go." Jiang Yun scratched his head in embarrassment.

At that moment, at this moment.

Now he finally understands how the master felt back then, and he is indeed a little embarrassed!

"Father, my uncle didn't catch a 30-jin fish. What he caught was a 30-jin snake. That snake doesn't bite yet. Look at it, it's so good."

Jin Zhuzi patted Xiao Hei's head, and said to his own father.

Jiang Yun was speechless.

He looked at Jin Zhuzi and said, "Good boy, you don't slap people in the face when you beat them, and you don't expose your faults when you swear. You really don't want to save a little face for the poor!"

Jin Scale laughed loudly and said, "Daoist Xiaoyun, your fishing skills are obvious to all in our village."

"Who in a radius of ten miles does not know the reputation of Tianyuan Taoist fishing and double dishes?"

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault, don't make things difficult for your child."

"I still have a good set of fishing gear on board. I'll give it to you. Don't refuse. You have saved the child's life. A set of fishing gear is nothing."

After he took a set of fishing rods, a set of fish guards, and a multifunctional insulated fishing box from the boat, he sailed away on the waves.

Amidst the sound of waves, the sound of fishing double dishes came faintly.

Seeing Jiang Yun snapping the bamboo fishing rod angrily, Jin Zhuzi quickly persuaded him, "Uncle, my dad is bold and straightforward, don't be as knowledgeable as him!"

Jiang Yun left the reservoir without looking back.

"Uncle, don't you go fishing with us?"

"Fishing, definitely fishing, I will go back to the Taoist temple to prepare bait and nesting materials, I don't believe it, I have to teach your father a lesson today!" Jiang Yun said bitterly.

After he went back, he rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, and finally found half a pack of nest-making materials that hadn't been used for many years. He took some spiritual spring water from the well, mixed the materials, and brought two fresh corn.

Jiang Yun returned to the reservoir again, ready to kill.

Although it was past four o'clock and it was getting late, he still wasn't in a hurry to fish.

If a workman wants to be good, he must first sharpen his weapon.

Whether fishing can be rewarding, the most important thing is to find a good fishing position.

Jiang Yun found a dirt slope, jumped on it, looked around, and said something in his mouth: "Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to see the winding mountain, one layer of winding is one layer of pass, if there are eight layers of danger when closing the door, you can't go out of the yin and yang gossip."

"On the left there is a green dragon flicking its tail, on the right there is a white tiger flicking its tail. There is sand hidden in the pocket and the wealth is at home. There is a tree behind it. The fish god patronizes it. I found it. It is a place for fishing in Fengshui!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned when they heard Jiang Yun's chanting.

"Anchor, let's not engage in feudal superstition!"

"Could this be Feng Shui fishing technique? Love it, love it."

"The Taoist chief is using his strengths. It will be embarrassing if he still can't catch fish."

"Eat melons, eat melons, the host quickly starts the quiz, I will pressure you to lose!"

(End of this chapter)