Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 36
Before Hou Er, he was not only a frequent visitor of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, but also a frequent visitor of Jiangjia Village.

Especially in winter, when there is not enough food, it will go to the village for help.

The villagers are naturally very kind. After all, no one is missing a bite of food these days, and the little kids headed by Jiang Pingping often use the name of touching monkeys to secretly pick up a few monkey hairs, take them into the city, and give them to their classmates. show off.

Hou Er endured the humiliation and ate every mouthful of food in vain. As a result, his weight continued to increase.

It got his wish and became the king of the macaque group in Wudang Mountain, and also got the nickname of one and a half months.

Now facing the brats in Jiangjia Village, under new and old grudges, in order to keep his monkey hair, Monkey Two made a decisive move.

Taijiquan method, pushing, pulling, shaking and tossing, the four little brats fell to the ground on the spot, and the remaining one stood where he was, not daring to move.

"Hmph, ho ho ho ho!"

The second monkey got its revenge, it clasped its fists at Jiang Yun and saluted, then walked away from the gate of the Taoist temple with its hands behind its back and with eight-character steps.

That back view is really chic.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw the arrogant national treasure and the brat who fell to the ground.

"It's the first time I found out that Tai Chi can be played so well, and I won 1 against 5, so strong!"

"Monkey 30: 30 years in Hedong, [-] years in Hexi, don't bully monkeys to be poor!"

"Is Mr. Luo in the live broadcast room? I want to ask the national treasure for beating someone, how should I be sentenced?"

"What sentence, the brat who picks quarrels and causes trouble will definitely be spanked by his parents."

Jiang Yun looked at the five troublemakers and asked, "Have you guys finished your holiday homework? What are you doing in the Taoist temple?"

"Uncle, we finished our homework a long time ago. Zhuzi said that you are good at swimming, so we came to ask you to fish." Jiang Pingping said, holding up the small fishing net in his hand.

Jiang Yun looked at the fishing net and fell silent.

Mom buys it, these little bastards actually use themselves as lifeguards.

However, it is actually a good idea to go fishing with them.

It was afternoon, and it was time for the fish to open their mouths to eat. In the reservoir of Jiangjia Village, there were many grass carp, silver carp, bighead carp, and mandarin fish.

"It's fine for me to go fishing with you, but you all have to obey my command and don't run around, especially you, Zhuzi." Jiang Yun called the names directly.

Jin Zhuzi was so embarrassed that he almost used his toes to dig out a three-bedroom and two-living room on the spot.

The last time he fell into the water, not only did he get a mixed doubles from his parents, but he was also ridiculed by his friends for several days.

So after Jiang Pingping proposed to go to the reservoir to catch fish, his first reaction was to pull Jiang Yun to prevent accidents.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room are experienced fishing enthusiasts, so when they heard that Jiang Yun was going fishing, they immediately became interested.

"I can't do it when it comes to cultivation, but you can't do it when it comes to fishing."

"Master Daoist, start a quiz, I will force you not to catch any fish!"

"Guess what bait and rod the Taoist priest uses for fishing?"

"The anchor's fishing friends are not good, they are all little kids. According to the principle that like attracts like, I blindly guess that the anchor will be empty."

Jiang Yun searched for a long time, only to find that the bamboo fishing rods left in the Taoist temple were all cracked and could not be used again.

Without any choice.

After he took his line, hook and bucket, he packed lightly.

On the way to the reservoir, Jiang Pingping and the brats were very excited.

Now is the time for them to be mischievous, climbing trees and fishing to poke hornet's nests, they dare to do anything.

"Uncle, I know there is a fishing spot in the reservoir with a lot of fish, do you want me to take you there?"

"Uncle, don't worry, I'm good at catching ricefield eels. If you can't catch fish, I can give you some ricefield eels."

"Uncle, my fruit tree is by the reservoir, do you want to eat the fruit?"

Jiang Yun followed these little guys to the side of the reservoir. It was just after noon, the sun was not poisonous, and there was still a slight breeze on the lake.

No wonder the little kids in the village like to come here to play, this place is indeed a rare summer resort in the mountains.

The drone circled over the reservoir and took a high-definition overhead shot.

Although the surface of the lake is sparkling, you can still see a few big schools of fish passing by the water from time to time.

The fishing ashes in the live broadcast room immediately felt itchy.

"This reservoir has a history of at least 30 to [-] years. It's really big!"

"I just saw seven or eight silver carp and bighead carp weighing twenty to thirty kilograms. There must be big fish in the lake."

"Fishing silver carp and bighead carp, then you have to find Teacher Deng Gang!"

"That old boy Tianyuan can't do it. You have to look at the list of gods for fishing. The list of gods is the eternal god."

Jiang Yun used to be in a Taoist temple, and was obsessed with fishing for a while. The decent fishing rods were expensive, and poor Taoists couldn't afford to hurt them, so he used bamboo and fishing lines to make fishing rods.

Although it is not easy to use, it is better to participate.

The advantage of fishing as a monk is that you have a good attitude. Even if you can’t catch fish, it’s okay.

With a machete, he walked into the nearby bamboo forest and picked out a very slender bamboo.

"Fuck, the anchor doesn't want to use bamboo as a fishing rod, does he?"

"It seems to be true. Blindly guessing that the anchor is going to explode today."

"Bamboo poles are fine for catching small fish and shrimps, but it's really not good for silver carp and bighead carp weighing twenty or thirty catties."

Jiang Yun flattened the bamboo, cut off the top that could not bear the force, tied the fishing line and hook, and a simple fishing rod came out.

The bait is also very simple, that is, the small earthworms on the bank of the reservoir. You can see a lot of them just by digging.

"Fishing is very similar to spiritual practice. They are all things that follow fate and cannot be forced."

"In ancient times, Jiang Taigong was fishing, and those who wished would take the bait. Today, the poor are fishing, and those who wish are also taken the bait. Don't force it."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he patted the lucky jade pendant on his waist, and said with an inscrutable smile: "Do you dare to bet with me, I will definitely catch a big fish today."

In the live broadcast room, he started a quiz on whether he could catch a twenty-pound fish.

The senior fishing friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they saw the crude fishing rod.

"I believe that the anchor can catch fish, but if he catches a big fish, isn't it a bit ridiculous?"

"I'm a member of the National Fishing Association, and I can guarantee with Rentou that the Taoist leader will definitely not be able to catch a fish weighing 20 catties."

"I bet two hundred silver coins that the anchor won't catch a big fish."

"I'm stud, [-] silver coins, I trust the judgment of professionals."

"You guys don't believe in the Taoist priest, so I choose to believe in the Taoist priest. I put down two silver coins and I can fish."

"The anchor said: You have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!"

After 5 minutes, the quiz is over.

Jiang Yun started his Jiang Taigong's fishing journey. According to his past experience, there is no rush for fishing.

It is normal for no fish to take the bait for three hours without making a nest.

After half an hour.

Jiang Pingping and other kids were by his side, and they had already caught a lot of small fish, loaches and eels, but Jiang Yun's fishing rod still hadn't even touched a single hair.

Seeing this scene, the fishing in the live broadcast room began to joke.

"Look, I said that the anchor is not good."

"I now seriously suspect that the Taoist bait has been stolen by fish."

"Guys, I feel like we can play the crown to celebrate each other. It's really not easy. We finally won the Daoist Master."

Looking at the analysis of the fishing friends in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun felt unconfident in his heart, Nima, should we wait any longer?

Boom!
Boom!
Just one second before he was about to pull the rod and hook again, the buoy on the fishing line finally gave a signal.

Jiang Yun was very excited, he pulled hard, good news, not light, very heavy.

　Guess what the protagonist caught?
　　I don't believe you can guess right.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)