Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 346 Capture the thief first and capture the king first (seeking a monthly ticket)
The newly connected water friend is a gentle brother wearing glasses. He is sitting at home at the moment, and there is a lot of noise on his side.

Not only was there a violent knock on the door, but there was also a fierce dog barking.

"Jiang Daochang, my female neighbor is a single young lady. She just made dumplings at home and made a loud noise. I asked her to keep her voice down, and she came to me with a dog."

"The golden retriever raised by her family is almost half the height of a person. It's very strong. I'm very scared. She won't let the dog bite me, right?" the little brother wearing glasses said a little panicked.

The 1.8-meter tall man is actually afraid of dogs, and the audience in the live broadcast room is instantly speechless.

"Brother, don't be afraid, you have met a nobleman, as long as you are bitten, you will have the down payment for buying a house."

"Other dogs are fine, why are you afraid of the golden retriever?"

"It's normal to be afraid of dogs. I guess I was bitten by a dog when I was young. I'm also afraid of dogs."

"Such an irritable girl, are you sure what she chops are dumpling stuffing, not human meat stuffing?"

"[Petrochemical] Could it be the real version of the pork buns from the Eight Immortals Restaurant!"

"It's an old Hong Kong movie, very violent."

"Ah... Brother, what kind of movie, do you have the resources, I want to see it."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly changed their focus.

This case is easy to solve, not that complicated.

Jiang Yun smiled and said, "This layman, this kind of neighborhood dispute, under normal circumstances, there is no need to call the police."

"You overcome your fear, open the door and talk to your neighbors, everyone takes a step back, and the matter is easy to resolve."

"Master Dao, don't make it so easy. I'm afraid of dogs. What if that woman lets the dog bite me?" The brother wearing glasses immediately rejected the suggestion.

He has a clear understanding of his fighting power, and unless he is fighting to the death, he will never be timid when facing that golden retriever.

If the dog is gone and only the female neighbor is left, that's okay.

Jiang Yun listened, and his eyes lit up: "This layman, since you are not afraid of people, then it will be easy."

"Pindao has a suggestion for you. It is absolutely self-defense. You go directly to open the door. If the dog bites you, then you go bite its mistress."

"what?"

"Ah, what, this trick is to capture the thief first and capture the king!" Jiang Yun said it as a matter of course.

Except for Teacher Luo, everyone who was watching the live broadcast looked dazed and shocked.

"Master Dao, your suggestion is against the law, right?"

"Hearing what the Taoist priest said, it's better than ten years in prison. Let's ask Mr. Luo."

"Responsible, I really will do this."

"It's really outrageous, you can bite and lick it but [dog head saves your life]"

"As expected of the Taoist priest, I laughed to death."

"Mr. Luo, is the Taoist priest's proposal true or not? Is it against the law?"

Teacher Luo's face was full of black lines. He looked at Jiang Yun and suddenly sighed from the bottom of his heart: "Daoist Jiang, it's fortunate that you became a monk in Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

"If you do something else, even if it's me, it's not easy to be sentenced!"

"Jiang Daochang is right. It is indeed self-defense. A dog does not understand the law. It is essentially the same as a knife."

"Letting a dog bite someone is similar to stabbing someone with a knife. If Zhang San stabbed someone with a knife, how could the victim fight with the knife? He must hit the person first!"

This explanation is easy to understand, and the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized it.

"The Taoist priest is right, it is true that the king is captured first before the thief is captured!"

"Jiang Daochang: Director, how do you play an outlaw lunatic well?"

"The director looked Daoist Jiang up and down: Daoist, you just need to restrain yourself."

"Long knowledge, really long knowledge."

"Brilliant!"

"It turns out that this is the correct way to open up legitimate defense."

"It seems that studying the Fa is still beneficial. I was really blind to the law before!"

When the brother wearing glasses heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He must not be able to beat a dog. The single female neighbor is more than enough to clean up.

"Catch the thief first, catch the king first, catch the thief first, catch the king, and open the door later, bite first and then talk."

Jiang Yun listened to the glasses guy talking to himself, and he felt something was wrong in his heart. This young man can't bite when he opens the door, right?
squeak~~
The door of the room opened, and a girl in pink pajamas was holding a golden retriever and standing at the door.

"Wang Wang Wang~~~"

The golden retriever cried out excitedly when he saw the man sticking out his tongue.

The glasses boy shivered for a moment, his brain became hot, and he opened his mouth and bit his female neighbor.

The female neighbor was stunned on the spot, and then slapped her in the face.

Snapped!
The voice was crisp and loud, and the voice-activated lights in the stairwell turned on.

"What are you doing?"

"The Daoist Jiang of the Tianyuan Taoist Temple has already said that your golden retriever bites me, and I bite you. This is a legitimate defense, and it belongs to catching the thief first and the king!" the glasses boy said confidently, covering his face.

The red handprints on his face were extremely obvious, but his tone of voice was quite rigid.

The girl holding the golden retriever was poor at words, and stood there for a long time, her eyes were red, and tears were rolling in her eyes.

She turned her head and went back to the house, brought a plate of dumplings, and stuffed them directly to the little brother, then dragged the golden retriever, and went back to her room without looking back.

The glasses boy held the dumplings, covered his face, and went back to his room. He was also full of grievances: "Jiang Daochang, that woman doesn't play cards according to the routine!"

"Hiss, it hurts so much, she really killed me!"

Jiang Yun: emmm
Teacher Luo: emmmmm
Water friends in the live broadcast room: emmmmm
"This layman, have you ever thought that the girl next door likes you?"

The glasses boy covered his face and vetoed Jiang Yun's question: "Master Dao, it's impossible, absolutely impossible, she's really killing me!"

Jiang Yun was helpless, he sighed, pinched his fingers and did some calculations, and said, "I won't say much more about the poor, after you finish eating the dumplings, take a look at the bottom of the plate."

"There is the girl's contact information at the bottom of the plate, and when you wash the plate and send it back, remember to pack a plate of strawberries."

"I'm a monk, and I came to do a law-enhancing program. I just stole Yuelao's job. What a crime!"

"Director, this layman's problem has been solved, and we can find another water friend."

Seeing that the little brother was still covering his face, he said weakly: "Impossible, how could she like me, hiss, my face!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room are already a little envious and jealous.

"The Taoist priest taught people how to find a partner, I am sore!"

"This buddy, Yuelao pulls a steel wire for him, and he can break it."

"Why can't I come across such a good thing?"

"Watching a law-enhancing program, I was stunned to be stuffed with dog food, which is unreasonable."

"This show is really impure, the director, change people quickly!"

"Why don't I have a partner, because I don't know the Taoist priest, he can get along with him, and if there is a red line, I will really lead him!"

"Look at what you said, that little brother can also get along. If someone is really close to him, he will nibble on his neck whenever he meets him. A slap is considered light."

"Eating melons, eating melons, can the show do a revisit, I want to see if these two can make it."

Seeing that the staff at the scene were all staring at him, Jiang Yun touched his nose and said, "Every layman, why are you all looking at Pindao?"

"The parents of the guy with glasses are also watching the show. If he doesn't chase after him, his parents will definitely punish him when he goes home."

"As long as you chase after them, these two will be able to succeed."

(End of this chapter)