Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 34 The Registered Disciple of the Taoist Temple (please collect, please recommend)
Jiang Yun stood in front of the Taoist temple, with his hands behind his back, watching Yue Ban perform Tai Chi with great interest.

"Get up, the wild horse divides its mane, the white crane spreads its wings, hugs its knees and walks, waving a pipa..." He was full of admiration.

This monkey has a good talent. I just saw myself doing Tai Chi for a while here this morning, but I didn't expect to learn it well now.

This alone is more than most people.

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched Yue Ban doing Tai Chi seriously, and they always felt that there was something wrong.

"Why do I feel that this monkey's Tai Chi is better than mine?"

"I guarantee with my head that this golden monkey will definitely become a genius!"

"As expected of a national treasure, it actually knows how to do Tai Chi, which is much better than the Emeishan monkey who can only rob."

"Emeishan Pohou: Although it was late, but I arrived, I knew someone was going to mention me."

"I want to go to Wudang Mountain to lure the handsome Yue Ban back home. May I ask whether he will be punished or not."

"Punishment is punishment, but I'm afraid you can't beat it."

It was trained by Taoist Chisong half a month ago. It has a little understanding of human nature and is understandable, but it is a bit outrageous that it can do Tai Chi.

There must be something wrong with this guy, Jiang Yun frowned and thought for a long time, when suddenly he caught a teapot out of the corner of his eye.

[Top-grade spiritual tea]: After taking it, it can wash the sutras and cut the marrow, enlighten the mind and improve the spirit, and the effect on animals is not weaker than that of the Qiling pill.

Could it be that because of this pot of tea, Yueban has opened up his own wisdom and become smarter?
Forget it, let's go through two tricks with it in the end, just try it out.

When Jiang Yun came to the small square, he and Yue Ban put their hands together and practiced pushing hands.

"Ho ho ho ho?"

"Poverty Dao will teach you two tricks, study hard and understand well."

Yueban nodded, but her heart panicked, and her steps became chaotic.

Just played for a while.

It was pushed out four or five times by Jiang Yun, and the expression on his face became depressed.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun shook his head and said, "Practice hard, understand well, poor people don't eat fat and monkey brains, what are you afraid of?"

"I will only say the formulas of Tai Chi mentality once. How much you comprehend depends on your comprehension."

Jiang Yun grabbed the moon and a half, and beat it with it, saying: "It's natural to be light and heavy, and it won't fall when you go up and down."

"Let him hit me with great strength, and it will affect four or two thousand catties."

"When encountering the enemy, step forward and approach to fight, stay three times ahead and look forward to the seven stars."

"When you raise your arms and backs, you need to support them in a rounded manner, and you can do any exercise, whether it's static or dynamic."

"Squeeze your hands together and squeeze your palms, making it difficult for the enemy to return the moves."

……

After he finished talking about the Tai Chi mental method, he used his cloud hand and pushed Yue Ban away.

"Pindao has taught everything that should be taught, and now it depends on your understanding."

"If you fight well, then it doesn't matter if I take you as my apprentice."

After Yue Ban was pushed away by Jiang Yun, she turned around several times before she managed to stabilize her figure.

immediately.

It began to play the monkey version of Taijiquan that it understood, and it was still roaring.

Although compared with Jiang Yun, Yue Ban's movements looked a bit deformed and nondescript.

But its Tai Chi method is obviously more suitable for itself, even Jiang Yun can't help but secretly nod.

This monkey, probably a Taijiquan master in his previous life, accidentally became a monkey fetus when he entered the six realms of reincarnation, and he hadn't drunk Mengpo soup yet.

Nima, this talent looks really scary!
For the first time, the water friends in the live broadcast room felt insulted.

They have been able to adapt well to the blow from Jiang Yun. After all, they are mortals, and they are incomparable with cultivators.

But a monkey jumped out of this live broadcast room, jumped out and slapped people in the face, this is too much!

"[Black Face] Although I haven't learned the Taiji mental method, I have at least learned the formula of multiplication. I am definitely better than the monkey."

"Hey hey, how do you know that Yue Ban doesn't know how to multiply?"

"I've secretly memorized the Daoist's Tai Chi mentality. Whether I can learn it or not depends on God's will."

"I was hit suddenly, who can I ask for reason?"

"I just want to relax and watch the live broadcast. Now I suspect that I am an imbecile."

After Yueban finished Taijiquan, with a proud mask on his face, he jumped up and down in front of Jiang Yun, squatting down obediently.

"Hoohoho!"

"Hey, don't question me, the poor will do what they say, but do you really want to worship me as a teacher?"

"Hoohoho!"

Jiang Yun looked into Yue Ban's bright eyes, gritted his teeth, pushed Xiao Bai in his arms, and used it as a shield.

"If you worship me as a teacher, you can only be the second child, and you can recognize it as a senior sister, are you willing?"

Xiaobai: "Huh?"

Yue Ban: "Ho Ho Ho Ho?"

Jiang Yun's hand-show operation left the water friends in the live broadcast room speechless.

"Hahaha, I suddenly discovered that the anchor is also a normal person."

"The anchor can't fix me. Is this an operation that people can think of?"

"Yue Ban: Daoist, although I am not human, you are not human either!"

"Look at Xiaobai's dazed look, I guess it doesn't even know what happened."

"Well, Xiaobai is actually a female fox, no wonder she's so good at acting like a baby."

Seeing that Yueban turned and left, Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn, at least I fooled this golden monkey away, otherwise I would take it as a disciple, so would this count as abduction and trafficking of a first-class state-protected wild animal?
This crime is really unbearable, even Zhang San, he can't be so crazy!

"Hoo ho ho."

Moon and a half went and came back again, it lay on the ground and kowtowed three times.

Jiang Yun petrified in place.

He really didn't expect that this monkey didn't play cards according to the routine, didn't you all go away?
"Pindao asks for the last time, are you really willing to worship me as a teacher?"

"Hoohoho!"

Seeing Yueban excitedly nodding Jiang Yun, he covered his forehead with his hand and said helplessly, "Poverty wants to explain one thing to you. I can't take you as an apprentice, because that thing violates the law."

"However, I can accept you as the registered second disciple of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. From now on, you will be a member of the Taoist Temple. When I am free, I can teach you how to practice."

Yueban rubbed his hands, nodded excitedly, and started to circle in circles happily.

Xiaobai next to her looked depressed, and her eyes were quite resentful.

After finally finding an iron job for myself, as long as she is a mascot in the Taoist temple, how come she is now a registered senior sister of the Taoist temple, and there is an extra monkey under her hand as a junior.

How can there be a mascot for a named master sister to be incensed in front of her!

Seeing the contrasting expressions on the faces of the lemur and the monkey, Jiang Yun felt a lot better.

This result seems to be the same as before, it just gave these two guys a place in the Taoist temple.

"Since the two of you have joined the Taoist temple, as the master of the Taoist temple, according to the custom, I have to give you a new name."

"Well, you two will follow my surname Jiang from now on." Jiang Yun scratched his head and thought for a long time.

At last.

He said to Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, your name sounds nice, so let's do it."

Xiaobai raised his head and let out a cry.

Jiang Yun said to Yue Ban: "Your name is not good, it is a fat word together, and it feels a bit insulting."

"Well, let me give you a new name. Since you are a monkey and you are the second child in the Taoist temple, then you can call him Jiang Hou Er, how about it?"

　Thank you Qianxun for the reward of one hundred book coins

　　Thank you for being envious and jealous for a reward of [-] book coins

　　Thanks for changing the name and interpreting the reward of one hundred book coins.

　　Thanks to the book friends over at the starting point for the reward

　　
　　
　
(End of this chapter)