Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 277 Jade Emperor's Wrath
As soon as Uncle Zhang opened his mouth, his words became realistic.

He asked, "Boy, do you know how much the real estate prices in first-tier cities are now?"

"Anyway, I can't afford it. I didn't inquire about it carefully. I heard that it costs [-] to [-] yuan per square meter. The location is even more exaggerated." Jiang Yun said with a toothache.

Domestic housing prices these days are really outrageous. A big anchor like him can only buy a toilet in BJ after a month's salary.

If it hadn't become popular, let alone a toilet, I probably wouldn't even be able to afford a brick.

Zhang Sheng sighed and firmly picked up a fennel bean, threw it into his mouth, and bit the bean until it creaked.

He took a sip of the wine, rinsed his mouth, and said in a low tone: "Boy, these beans have been stored for a long time, and they are almost turning into iron beans. Next time, eat earlier."

"Your uncle, I have lived most of my life. Even the outrageous thing like a domineering female president marrying a security guard, I have seen it with my own eyes."

"However, have you ever heard of the owner of the store giving Guanghan Palace to the ordinary lead dancers in the store?"

Just after Daoist Zhang finished speaking, there was a muffled thunder in the sky above Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Jiang Yun looked up at the sky in shock, and he looked back at his uncle.

Daoist Zhang was unmoved, poured himself another drink, and drank a glass.

This muffled thunder came at the right time, and it was really hard not to let the audience in the live broadcast room think about it.

"Damn it, isn't the Jade Emperor killing people to silence him?"

"Daozhang Zhang, you know too much, it's dangerous to speak out!"

"Good guy, I tmd call him good guy, it seems that the old Taoist knows a lot."

"666, it seems that heaven is also the world, and cultivating immortals must understand the ways of the world [cover face]"

"It's over, do I know now, Jade Emperor's little secret, I won't be struck by lightning?"

"Fellow daoists, don't be afraid, it's useless for us to be afraid..."

Jiang Yun looked at the sky with lingering fear, and then decided to stop talking to his uncle about topics related to the above.

He looked down at the barrage in the live broadcast room on his mobile phone, and then asked a very common question.

"Uncle, a female layman asked you, do you have any little magic to judge a person's character?"

"How can you use magic to judge a person's character?" Uncle Zhang frowned, and scolded: "We must believe in science!"

"To judge a person's character, you only need to understand his biological clock."

Jiang Yun asked: "Master, what if that person goes to bed at 10:00 in the evening and wakes up at 6:00 in the morning?"

"This kind of person is extremely self-disciplined and will separate work and life. Most of them are contemporary ruthless people. From the analysis of personality, they are more rational than emotional."

After Uncle Zhang finished speaking, many water friends in the live broadcast room turned on the smelly and shameless mode.

"The old Taoist is really right, I am."

"The work and rest time of the two priests seems to be like that."

"I remember when I was stepping on a sewing machine in prison, I went to bed at 10:00 in the evening and woke up at 6:00 in the morning."

"Dear friends, please call me the contemporary ruthless person, or the emperor of the ruthless person [dog head saves life]"

Jiang Yun frowned. He remembered that during this period of time, the author of a novel he was chasing after was really a bit inappropriate.

"Master, what do you mean if a person goes to bed at 12:00 in the evening and wakes up at 9:00 in the morning?"

"Heh, that kind of people are usually in the late stage of procrastination, such as the writers of online articles, who update their points for full attendance, but they usually have a good heart." Uncle Zhang gritted his teeth.

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded in agreement.

"Fuck, the old Taoist priest also reads online articles, right?"

"One day I will catch the author I am following and stew that guy!"

"Fellow Daoist, what you should be talking about is that so-and-so, please give me a hindrance when you stew him."

"It's stewed, it's too cheap for that kind of person, I think it should be delicious, it's best to grill it alive, and then add more cumin and chili noodles [Angry]"

"If you go to bed at 3:00 in the evening, what about starting at 7:00 the next day?"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he looked at Xiaobai, and immediately added: "Master, don't look at me like that. I'm just asking a friend. I usually go to bed early."

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

Xiaobai squatted aside and hummed coquettishly.

Uncle Zhang nodded thoughtfully, and said, "Young people should know how to control themselves, boy, the kind of people you mentioned usually have a rich nightlife."

He stressed and read the word Ye, as if it meant something.

"This kind of person is generally more powerful in the later stage, and the coffin is usually rectangular, understand?"

Many water friends immediately became nervous, especially those who had just started a relationship or were newly married.

"Fuck, wife, what the old Taoist said makes sense!"

"Fellow daoists, I don't need to go to the later stage, I can't do it now, my body has been injured by alcohol and sex, my wife asked me to quit drinking [crying]"

"Hiss, my coffin is rectangular, fellow daoists, please help me build it."

"I told my partner this way, it is feudal superstition for my partner to say what the old Taoist said [cover face]"

"The feudal superstition is actually good. I was punched two miles away by my wife with a toilet. Fortunately, I am in Hainan and it is not cold at night."

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai, and he whispered something in Xiaobai, Xiaobai covered his face with his hands, and hummed.

Casually, he ran back to the room in a hurry, as if he was going to bed early to keep fit.

"Uncle Master, there are a lot of melons recently, and the unit is still in billions. A layman asked you if you have seen the news of public opinion and eaten melons after you went down the mountain recently?"

Uncle Zhang's expression immediately became serious when he heard about the billion.

His elderly parents sighed and complained, "Yes, that's true. After the old man went down the mountain, he also read those news. It really feels like a lifetime away."

"The old man seriously suspects that I am on the mountain, and you guys secretly engage in inflation at the foot of the mountain. If you didn't bring me with you, it would be outrageous."

"More than one billion, we normal people only have two opportunities every year to get access to this huge amount."

Jiang Yun froze for a moment, he tried hard to recall his life, and then felt that his uncle was talking nonsense.

What the hell, an ordinary person like myself, how can he get access to a huge amount of hundreds of millions, twice a year?
"Once during Chinese New Year and once during Qingming Festival, when did the old man say nonsense?"

Jiang Yun arched his hands to his uncle, and sighed: "Uncle, listening to your words is better than a ten-year grave."

The water friends in the live broadcast room all set up tables, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Good guy, once in Chinese New Year, once in Qingming Festival, the old Taoist master's mind is really clear."

"Hey, if I have one billion, then if I sweep shared bicycles, I have to sweep two, ride one and lead one!"

"Fellow Daoist, why do you dream so cautiously? I guess your monthly salary doesn't even reach the threshold [funny]"

"I'm heartbroken, every time I turn on my phone, the most heartbreaking sentence I encounter is that my hand is slow and the red envelope is gone."

"The last time I heard about 13 billion was in the census. Poverty limited my imagination."

"The two priests don't understand the market. It should be many times, once during Chinese New Year, once during Qingming Festival, and N times in hotels [dog head saves life]"

(End of this chapter)