Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 270 This Is Not Cuter Than a Woman
When Jiang Yun was drunk, Xiao Bai held a tissue in his mouth and moved it up to him. After putting it down, he yelled timidly.

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

"What, there are grains of rice on the teacher's face?"

Jiang Yun wiped off the rice grains on his face with a paper, and then gently scratched the tip of Xiaobai's nose with his fingers.

This blow was terrible, Xiaobai jumped directly onto Jiang Yun's shoulder, rubbing his head against his neck, his tail was wagging like an electric fan.

That shy look shocked everyone at the dinner table.

In one sentence, Jack expressed everyone's aspirations: "Fuck, isn't this cuter than a woman?"

On the face of the water friend in the live broadcast room, there was a kind smile like an aunt.

"Women can't compare with Xiaobai, she has mastered the true biography of Daji!"

"I strongly recommend that Fellow Daoist Jack go and read The Legend of the Gods. Huaxia's highest evaluation of women's charm is that she is like a vixen."

"Wow, Xiaobai is actually shy!"

"Anchor, you have to control it, master and apprentice are taboo, absolutely not!"

"Master Dao, can you make a tutorial on how to train a pet so feminine? I really want my cat to learn it."

Hearing Xiaobai's yelling, Jack also opened his mouth and yelled.

After Xiaobai heard it, she turned her head suddenly, her pupils dilated, and she stared at Jack.

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

After one person and one fox exchanged a sentence, Xiaobai shivered, and she got into Jiang Yun's arms, only poking out half of her head.

There was a look of horror in her eyes.

Listening to their exchange, Jiang Yun sighed helplessly.

You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately.

If you don't understand animal language, how can you talk nonsense?

"Jack, if you don't understand animal language, don't talk nonsense!"

"Xiaobai asks you, do you really understand animal language?"

"You actually answered seriously, I went to the toilet to eat, hey."

Jack made a fuss, and his face turned red on the spot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room once again teased this international friend.

They have watched the live broadcast for a long time, and they all know that Jiang Yun's animal language is tenth level, and they can communicate with many animals without barriers.

This can only be said to be a kind of talent, other people really can't envy it, if it is forced to imitate, it will really cause a big oolong.

"Hahaha, foreigners in Wudang are so much fun. I was laughed at. I went to the toilet to eat. Xiaobai must have thought that he had met a pervert."

"Thank you, I really got laughed at."

"Suddenly I remembered me and my cat. Cat: The sun is not bad today; Me: Is steel acceptable? No wonder my cat often looks at me with a shocked expression."

"My dog: I'm three years old, how about you?

Me: Mom's grandpa, the weather is sunny, hehehe [cover face]"

When Jack learned of the knowledge of animal language, the expression on his face was beyond description.

After hesitating for a long time, he said with some embarrassment, "Uncle Master, you have to learn a foreign language!"

"I also want to learn a foreign language. It's good to learn another language. Can you teach me?"

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, and in front of his eyes, there was an old man with thinning hair and a foreign girl with blond hair and blue eyes lying on the bed.

Learning a foreign language, what kind of foreign language are you learning? Pindao speaks animal language!
"Jack, what you say is taboo in China, so it's not appropriate to say it. If you don't understand, you can ask your master, and he will recommend a TV series for you." Jiang Yun patted Jack on the shoulder and explained.

The Wudang disciples who were eating at the table burst into laughter.

Can this stalk be accepted?
Many water friends in the live broadcast room are now searching for Jack's Douyin account.

It's really rare to see a foreigner who is stupid, rich and funny!
"Master Dao, if the child wants to learn a foreign language, you can leave it to him."

"Actually, fellow daoists, to tell you the truth, I also want to learn foreign languages, mainly Japanese and Russian [狗头保健]"

"English is a foreign language. I have to make up for it. It's really bad."

"No wonder I have been unable to improve my English. It turns out that the method of supplementing is wrong [cover face]"

"Fellow daoists, I want to say that your connection is pretty good!"

Jack was very puzzled. He wanted to ask again, but Taoist Mo Yuan coughed dryly immediately.

He used the excuse that Jiang Yun would travel far tomorrow and needed to rest early, so he dismissed the farewell banquet directly.

If that idiot continues to ask questions, the reputation of the Wudang School for hundreds of years may be ruined in one go.

Some editors today are very unscrupulous and very good at writing exaggerated reports that distort the facts.

Jiang Yun's live broadcast room is very popular. What if the content of the live broadcast is used by some people, and tomorrow's major websites publish a news report about Wudang disciples learning foreign languages, what can we do?
After the farewell banquet was over, it was already 10:30.

After Jiang Yun said hello to the water friends in his live broadcast room, he took Xiaobai with him and went back to the house to sleep.

Lying in bed and unable to sleep, he checked the reputation points he had accumulated over the past few days.

360 million, the live broadcast effect exploded, so the accumulation of prestige points also exploded.

Jiang Yun looked at the Qiankun bag beside the bed, and decisively drew the lottery.

"System, conduct three advanced lottery draws."

Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a piece of Qingyun Daoist Robe during the Qi training period. "

"Qingyun Taoist Robe during the Qi training period: It is very suitable for monks to wear during the Qi training period. It is novel in style, well-cut, and invulnerable to water and fire, so it is very popular among monks."

"Its cuffs and hem are embroidered with Qingyun pattern, so it is named Qingyun Taoist robe."

Jiang Yun looked at the white Taoist robe that appeared beside his bed, his face was happy, and he finally pulled out something good again.

Last time the master took the Taoist robe, even if he was sleeping this time, the Taoist robe had to be stuffed into the Qiankun bag to prevent theft!
Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Sutra of Contemplating the Stars and Stars.

""The Sutra of Contemplation of Stars and Stars": It is the top-level Sutra of Sutras of Visualization, and the Sutra of Contemplation of Consciousness of Stars and Stars is just one of them about the period of refining Qi."

"Closing eyes and meditating, reciting scriptures, you can create your own world and change the surrounding environment. This sutra is sincere and spiritual, and it has its own heavenly care."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a ray of pill fire."

"Pill fire: the top-grade pill fire that is tempered from the golden core in the golden core monk's body. It is the top-grade spiritual fire for refining pills below the golden core stage."

"The quality of this fire is unstable, and there is a risk of frying the furnace. Please use it with caution."

System, conduct six intermediate lottery draws.

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained two bags of Tianma brand gold carat."

"Congratulations to the host, two servings of Tianma seven-star ladybug."

"Tianma seven-star ladybug: a seven-star ladybug specially bred by Xiannongzong in the Kunlun Secret Realm to deal with the spread of spiritual plant diseases and insect pests."

"After flying, it can greatly reduce the pests and diseases that Lingzhi suffers within a hundred miles."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained two low-grade spirit stones."

"Inferior spirit stones: spirit stones contain a little spiritual power. Wearing them while meditating can increase the speed of absorbing spiritual energy."

After Jiang Yun drew the prize, he stuffed what he should learn and what he couldn't learn into his Qiankun bag.

He hugged Xiaobai contentedly and fell asleep, and when he woke up the next morning, he rushed back to Tianyuan Taoist Temple without even eating breakfast.

It's half an hour's journey, and it's here in the blink of an eye.

When Jiang Yun arrived at the entrance of the Taoist temple, he heard the movement from inside, and thought something was wrong in his heart, and his brows frowned.

(End of this chapter)