Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 260 Wudang Pizza Hut
Maybe the leg-stretching pill is indeed a magic medicine.

Less than two seconds.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang regained his self-awareness. Feeling the strange taste in his mouth and the overwhelming pain in his stomach, he immediately bent over and vomited.

At the end of the vomiting, even the yellow bile was vomited out, and he continued to retch.

"Master, where is the bathroom?"

"What?"

"I can't hold it anymore, where is the hut?"

"Behind." Daoist Mo Yuan pointed to the backyard of the Taoist Temple.

Officer Jiang Dajiang immediately clutched his stomach and rushed out.

The skinny gangster smiled awkwardly, and said, "I have been taking the stretching legs and kicking eye pills for half a year, and the medicine may be stronger."

Then he stretched his hands into his bosom, rubbing and rubbing, and rubbing and rubbing, and another big grain came out.

The water friends in the live broadcast room really can't hold back at this moment.

"Haven't showered for half a year, how can he bear it?"

"It's really disgusting. Open the door to nausea. It's disgusting."

"It's a good thing it's winter now, otherwise that guy must have a bad smell."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang's face was pale, and he ran back clutching his stomach. He asked curiously, "What did you give me?"

"Uncle policeman, it's stretching your legs and staring at the pills. I rubbed them fresh now."

"What is stretching legs and kicking eye pills?"

Jiang Yun silently explained: "Brother Dajiang, in the north, stretching the legs and staring at the eyes is called chapped, and in the vernacular it is dead skin."

"That thing is harmless. The main substances are the stratum corneum of the skin, the oil secreted by the human body, the dust in the air, and the inorganic salts in sweat."

The skinny gangster gave a thumbs up, he nodded in agreement, and then rubbed his body with his hands.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang froze for a moment, then began to retch again.

Jiang Yun rejected the leg-stretching and staring pills handed over by the skinny bandit. He looked at the drone and said, "Baiwu Dan is a psychedelic pill concocted from natural hallucinogenic plants. It'll be fine."

"The stretching leg staring pill is an emetic. In fact, you don't need to take it. Just pick your throat and spit it out."

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded one after another, expressing that they had learned the knowledge.

The police officer Jiang Dajiang, who was vomiting all kinds of meat and vegetables beside him, immediately became extremely resentful when he heard this.

Things that can be solved by picking my throat, you kid actually let me eat that thing?
Hey, just like your master, you are not a human being!
Jiang Yun explained with some grievances: "Brother Dajiang, I really don't blame me for this. Your apprentice was eager to save you, so he fed you that thing on the spot."

"Actually, apart from being a little disgusting, the effect is really good."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang didn't finish listening to what he said, so he brought another pack of toilet paper, covered his stomach, and rushed to the latrine.

soon.

There was a piercing cry from behind.

His apprentice held back his laughter and silently took notes on behalf of his master and the victim, Daoist Mo Yuan.

After finishing the final work, police officer Jiang Dajiang came out of the hut with trembling legs.

After eating a pill of Xieliting handed over by Daoist Mo Yuan, he hurriedly helped lead the team down the mountain.

The water friends in the live broadcast room can't laugh anymore.

"I originally thought that the worst people today were those three thugs, but I didn't expect that the worst person was police officer Jiang Dajiang."

"Stretch your legs and stare at the eye pill, it seems a bit violent, the diarrhea is really fast, I don't know how to use it to lose weight."

"The effect is there, but it's disgusting."

"No way, no way, no girls really want to eat that thing, right?"

"I seem to have found a code to get rich, stretching my legs and staring at the pill brand diet pills [funny]"

"Fellow Daoist, let's make a fortune together. I, Wang Duoyu, voted for your project!"

The camera crew of the Kung Fu documentary filmed the second half in its entirety. Zhao Bingbing chose a good spot on the top of Yinsheng Peak.

She began to look at the camera, and began to make the closing speech of the whole documentary: "Friends in the audience in front of the camera, everyone must have gained a deep understanding of Kung Fu through this documentary."

"Actually, kung fu is not as illusory as everyone thinks. The human body is an untapped treasure, so it is reasonable for Taoist priests to cultivate internal strength and use lightness kung fu."

"At the end of this documentary, I would like to emphasize to everyone again that everyone is in daily life."

"Must believe in science!"

After Jiang Yun heard it, he took the drone and walked down the Yinsheng Peak silently. Priest Mo Yuan led all Wudang disciples down the mountain without saying a word.

On the way, everyone was silent.

The water friends in the live broadcast room listened to reporter Zhao still discussing how to believe in science and so on, and the barrage area was blown up.

"Dear friends, although the performance of the two priests today is a bit outrageous, everyone must believe in science."

"I just want to know, who is that Hu Hansan?"

"Although Pindao knows sword qi, lightness kung fu, and lightning skills, I'm still an ordinary person [狗头保护生]"

"I feel that the Wudang Sect is not an ordinary sect, and they seem to be able to join the Daoist Association. Shall we go to the Wudang Sect to learn from them?"

"I'm in Shandong, a private company executive, and I'm going home for the Chinese New Year. My dad said I was begging for food..."

After everyone returned to the Wudang sect, Daoist Chen Shilei immediately left the team in a hurry, looked for his apprentice, and forced him to vomit.

After Daoist Mo Yuan gave Chen Yunlong some instructions, the head of Wudang took a few disciples and handed over the matters in the Taoist temple to Chen Shiyu, and hurried down the mountain to leave.

The rest of the people should practice martial arts, practice martial arts, and chant sutras.

After the Wudang sect returned to normal, Jiang Yun returned to the small courtyard. Standing in the courtyard, he began to teach the water friends in the live broadcast room, reviewing the Taijiquan techniques he had learned.

Daoist Mo Yuan sat beside him, and after watching it for a while, he became interested.

The two started pushing hands against each other.

Jiang Yun asked curiously: "Uncle Mo Yuan, what did I, Senior Brother Chen, bring people to do?"

"Hu Hansan is my traitor. Although he was stripped of his character and kicked out of the Wudang sect, he was once a member of Wudang after all."

"I have always turned a blind eye to him, but this time he has really gone too far."

"As Hu Hansan's senior brother, Yunlong naturally went down the mountain to avenge and restore face to the Wudang faction." Daoist Mo Yuan pushed and pushed, and began to fight secretly.

Jiang Yun confronted with a blank face, and he reminded: "Uncle Mo Yuan, now is a society ruled by law, I'm afraid it's inappropriate to go down the mountain to take revenge?"

"You boy, this old man knows the law better than you. Fighting and killing has long been a thing of the past. Yunlong went to Tianjin Wei this time mainly to find Hu Hansan and sue him."

"My Wudang faction has a professional team of lawyers, known as Wudang Pizza Hut, I will let that traitor lose everything this time!" Daoist Mo Yuan resolutely said.

The two began to fight against each other again, and a whirlwind appeared around them.

After the water friends in the live broadcast room saw it, many people started clamoring for Jiang Yun to compete again.

As they wished, Jiang Yun started the quiz happily, and then concentrated on playing push hands with Taoist Mo Yuan.

(End of this chapter)