Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 258 Confessions from the Bandit
The three thugs immediately showed the fine qualities of the Tianjin Wei gangsters. They came with their mouths open, turning black and white, which is quite skillful.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang led people to push the crowd away. He looked at the three people who were tied up, trembling with anger, and said angrily: "Dear priests, how can you do this?"

"You are knowingly breaking the law and detaining others illegally!"

Jiang Yun opened his mouth immediately and said, "Brother Da Jiang, don't worry, let the bullets fly for a while, and ask about the situation first."

"Most Taoist priests of the Wudang sect are good Taoist priests who are jealous and law-abiding. Don't spout blood and cool people's hearts."

Officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the three thugs, and asked curiously, "What are you doing here at Wudang?"

The three stupid thieves kneeling next to them turned around and replied in unison: "Sir, they are just like us, they go up the mountain to steal things."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang turned his head to look at the three people kneeling in the corner, his brows were frowned, and his face was quite puzzled.

Afterwards, he continued to ask: "Did you take off the clothes of the three of you?"

The three stupid thieves didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and answered with a smile on their behalf: "Sir, their clothes don't blame the Taoist priest of the Wudang sect, they took them off by themselves, and the three of us can testify."

The three gangsters were speechless and could only dig the floor silently with their toes.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the three people kneeling in the corner, and asked curiously, "Who are you three? Why are you kneeling there?"

"Sir, we are also thieves, and we called the police just now."

"Then you are accomplices?"

The three stupid thieves seemed to have been humiliated, their heads shook like drums.

"Sir, how could we be with them, we are thieves, they are perverts."

"That's right, that's right, I've been stealing for more than half a year, and this is the first time I've seen a person run away and take off his clothes."

"It's true that the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, but it's not too big. I don't know where they got their faces to take off their clothes."

The water friends in the live broadcast heard the complaints of the three stupid thieves, and burst out laughing on the spot.

"This colleague is an enemy. When making up the knife, count the three of them as the most ruthless."

"You don't slap people in the face when you hit them, and you don't expose your faults when you swear. Those three guys are fine. They stab people in the waist with knives."

"I just want to know how big the forest is and how big the bird is [cover face]"

"According to my many years of experience, judging from the size of the mosaic, the three people's is really not big."

"Brother, please"

"Brother, I also want to learn from experience."

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There was an upsurge of calling brothers in the live broadcast room, police officer Jiang Dajiang listened to the explanation of the three stupid thieves, and only then did he understand the situation at the scene.

Then, he waved his hands helplessly.

"Apprentice, take a few people first and handcuff these three guys away."

"These three guys, I will try again to find out the situation."

Jiang Yun used the knowledge in the "Criminal Law" to popularize science with the water friends in his live broadcast room.

He said, "Dear friends, if you encounter this situation, don't panic."

"Hey, don't call me brother, but you should know that the mast and scull can be turned into ashes, and the iron pestle can be ground into a needle."

"You won't gain anything after watching the video a hundred times, but you will always learn some useful knowledge after listening to the poor Taoist."

"In real life, when you catch thieves and tie them up, if they slander you as illegal detention and ask you to release them, don't panic."

"According to China's "Criminal Law" and relevant judicial interpretations, illegal detention will only be filed for accountability when it involves one of the following two situations."

"First: Illegally deprive and detain others of their freedom for more than 24 hours; Second: Illegally deprive and detain others of their freedom and beat or humiliate them."

The three gangsters turned their heads, and they looked at Jiang Yun with shocked eyes.

A very ordinary little Taoist priest, why does he know the legal provisions so well? Is he a judicial consultant of the Wudang sect?
Jiang Yun looked at police officer Jiang Dajiang, and reminded: "Brother Dajiang, this time the three of them belonged to burglary and attempted murder, which is a felony, and they also slandered others."

"You have to interrogate them well. They all call themselves gangsters. Everyone has a lot of crimes."

The three gangsters' legs softened and they knelt directly on the ground.

Good guy, I'm not afraid that Taoist priests will know magic, but Taoist priests will know the law.

It's all right to come to the door and get beaten with a sword. It stands to reason that this crime is not light, so why did it suddenly become robbery and attempted murder?
And there is one more crime of slander, no, uncle policeman, we are wronged!

Police officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the three people who called Qu, and his head was buzzing with pain. He scolded: "You three shut up and talk about your own situation."

"Jiang Daochang said, you are a Tianjin guard flying up and down, and there are more than 400 lives under one pair of legs. Please explain the situation."

The tall gangster limped and took two steps back and forth.

He wanted to cry without tears and explained: "Uncle policeman, my leg was bitten and crippled by a dog when I was young, and no one died."

"I'm a cripple, and I can't even walk well. Where am I going to kill more than 400 people?"

All the onlookers laughed out loud.

The corner of Police Officer Jiang Dajiang's mouth twitched, he turned his head to look at the other person, and asked, "What's your situation, please tell me."

"I heard that you are 53 of Tianjin Wei. You are good at illusion. You have thousands of fans. You have a great background!"

The skinny gangster stroked his long, dry hair. With a plop, he knelt on the ground and explained, "Uncle policeman, if you confess, you will be lenient, and if you resist, you will be strict. I will confess everything."

"Actually, I'm a duck. In the capture video later, can you mark my face? I don't want my thousands of fans to see my embarrassing appearance."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang checked the skinny gangster's cell phone, and noticed something was wrong in the friend list on WeChat.

Pointing to the portraits of those friends, he asked, "Let me be honest, why are these portraits of middle-aged and elderly people in their 50s?"

"What middle-aged and elderly people, they are all my old Beibei."

"Then what does the 53 in your WeChat name mean?"

"Uncle policeman, that's 53 times. My second brother is an honest man. He believes in small profits but quick turnover." The lame bandit explained beside him.

Good guy, Tianjin Wei's Thousand Faces Magic God 53, it turns out to be 53 times, it's really cheap!
"Who are you two?" Police officer Jiang Dajiang couldn't help complaining. He looked at the eldest brother among the three and asked, "Talk about your situation."

"I heard that when you kill a person, you pluck out a hair. Looking at your hair volume, your hands must be covered with blood, right?"

The bald bandit covered his face with his hands, and said in embarrassment: "No, I was bragging too."

"I'm mainly fighting with old women, and I was stalked by her."

Officer Jiang Dajiang frowned and asked, "You two were fighting, why didn't you call the police?"

The bald bandit said in a weak voice, "I lost the fight, I'm ashamed to call the police!"

Everyone at the scene shook their heads helplessly.

Where are these three thugs, this is clearly three idiots making a fuss about the Wudang faction!
Police officer Jiang Dajiang asked them to untie them, put on their clothes, and was about to handcuff them.

The bald bandit took a step back and shouted loudly: "Second brother, we've reached the end of the rope, it's time to use our ultimate trick!"

(End of this chapter)