Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 255 Daoist, do you want to watch pole dancing?

At this moment, Daoist Mo Yuan's face began to flush, but Jiang Yun's face remained unchanged.

The water friends in the live broadcast room directly judged the situation on the spot based on their own experience of blood and tears.

Ninety-eight percent of the people directly took out most of their wealth and suppressed Jiang Yunsheng.

The remaining [-]% of the people, looking at the [-] times the odds, chose to give it a go.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were watching, Jiang Yun suddenly flew upside down for more than three meters, and he still rolled half a circle on the ground.

He stretched out his hand and scratched his buttocks, then got up, cupped his fists, and said, "Uncle Mo Yuan has deep internal energy, the boy is no match, hiss, my chest hurts so much."

Daoist Mo Yuan's face darkened instantly.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked by Jiang Yun's manipulation.

"Fucking mud horse, fight a match-fixing game, get your money back!"

"Don't shake Bilian, don't shake Bilian, the Taoist priest is definitely manipulating the odds, cheating me of silver coins!"

"I just want to know, was the anchor scratching his butt just now, was he serious?"

"It's a stone hammer, the official doesn't care, Jiang Daochang's nature is really too bad!"

"You fought well this time, don't fight [Tears Running] next time"

"Let's put aside the facts, Master Daoist, is this considered worldly wisdom?"

"Hey, I originally thought that the tiger fish live quiz was about eyesight, but I didn't expect it to be about emotional intelligence."

Daoist Mo Yuan withdrew his inner strength and let out a long breath.

He shook his head helplessly, and sighed: "Your boy is really talented. If your master had your EQ, he wouldn't be so famous in Taoism."

"That's all, that's all, today's matter, just let it go."

Jiang Yun chuckled and heaved a sigh of relief.

Together, the two were about to go to the small Taoist temple deep in the pine forest, when there was a sound of a branch breaking not far away.

"Uncle Mo Yuan, is that your Taoist boy over there?" Jiang Yun asked curiously.

"The old man lives in seclusion on the top of the mountain alone, where is the Taoist boy by his side?"

Jiang Yun picked up a pebble and threw it directly towards the place where the branch broke.

Whoops!

"Three laymen, stop hiding and show yourself."

Under Mo Yuan's shocked eyes, three men in gray jackets climbed up from a distance of more than 20 meters, holding steel pipes.

Their bodies were covered with fallen pine needles, and their faces were so ashamed that they almost became one with the earth.

"You boy, how do you know there are three people over there?"

"Uncle Mo Yuan, the sound of their breathing is exposed."

After Jiang Yun finished explaining, he frowned, looked at the three of them, and asked, "Three laymen, what are you doing lurking here holding steel pipes?"

The three of you looked at me and I looked at you, all trembling in panic.

They also lay on the top of the mountain for a long time, but they watched two people fly up from the cliff.

It's nothing more than flying up, but like a martial arts master, he exerted his internal strength and slapped him.

Like the real shock wave, it really scared the three of them to pee. It turns out that there are really masters in Wudang Mountain.

The bearded man who took the lead among the three held up the pole in his hand and asked stammeringly, "Two priests, you... Do you watch the pole dance?"

"You have been lying on the mountain for so long, and you want to do a pole dance for Pindao?"

"Stop talking nonsense, do you believe that Pindao used thunder to kill the three of you?" Jiang Yun grabbed three pine roots and walked over.

The three big men holding steel pipes backed away with flustered expressions.

"Fuck me, Daoist, you! What are you doing?"

"Dao... Daoist, I warn you, the three of us are not good!"

Jiang Yun looked at the three of them, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he raised his hand to shoot out the three pine needles.

Boom!Boom!Boom!
Three pine needles pierced directly into the pine tree next to the three of them.

Jiang Yun pulled three more sticks casually, squinted his eyes, and asked, "This poor man has always had a bad temper with criminals."

"My patience is very limited. If I don't tell the truth, the three pine needles will be bleeding."

thump!
The three of them knew they had kicked the steel plate, their calves trembled, and they knelt down directly.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun frowned, and scolded: "There is gold under the man's knees, don't kneel!"

"Master Dao, we are all guilty people, I feel comfortable kneeling."

"Master Dao, the three of us just want to go up the mountain to steal something. Isn't this a felony?"

"Two priests, can you spare us for the sake of our first offense?"

The three of them dropped the steel pipes in their hands and begged for mercy.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing, knowing the current affairs is a hero.

It seems that these three thieves are not without merit.

"Is there a master of arithmetic in the live broadcast room, can you help me find out the psychological shadow area of ​​those three guys?"

"Fellow daoists, forgive me for laughing unkindly."

"What kind of stealing is clearly armed robbery, three years, more than ten years!"

"Never mess with a Taoist priest in Taoist robes, unless you can dance pole dance [cover your face]"

Daoist Mo Yuan came over, and when he heard that these three people had come to Yinsheng Peak to steal things, he stood upside down in a rage on the spot.

Anything in the Yinsheng Peak Taoist Temple is at least a treasure that has been passed down by the Wudang School for decades.

No matter which one is lost, it is an irreparable loss.

Tianyuan Daoist Temple and Wudang School share the same spirit, Jiang Yun caused trouble, he can turn a blind eye, but these three stupid thieves...

"Boy, get out of the way for the old man. Today, the old man insists on letting these three people know why the flowers are so red!" Daoist Mo Yuan picked up a steel pipe.

With both hands, he directly twisted the hollow steel pipe into a solid twist.

After the three stupid thieves saw it, their eyeballs almost popped out.

When they saw Jiang Yun blocking Daoist Mo Yuan, they did not run away, but decisively took out their mobile phones and called the police.

"Hey, Uncle Policeman, we were blocked by two priests while we were stealing on the Yinsheng Peak of Wudang Mountain."

"Yes, we are very scared now, can you come and take us away, that angry old Taoist priest is really scary."

"Old Daoist, I have called the police, surrendered, and gave up resistance. You must calm down. If you hit us now, it will be a proper defense."

"You're already quite old, don't do it for the sake of it, we leave a stain on our lives, we really don't do it!"

The three stupid thieves knelt on the ground, and their confession attitude was quite positive and serious.

Their mobile phones were put on the outside, and the voice of police officer Jiang Dajiang came from inside.

"Daoist Mo Yuan, you put out the fire. Those three guys are right. If they are too defensive, they will be sentenced."

"Wait for me for 10 minutes. I will immediately dispatch the police to Yinsheng Peak and take those three guys away. I will give you a satisfactory explanation."

Daoist Mo Yuan looked at Jiang Yun who was hugging him, and said angrily: "Boy, let go of this old man. How old is this old man who knows how to break the law?"

"Master, I'm worried, Brother Dajiang, come quickly." Jiang Yun said very worriedly.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang was on the other end of the phone, patted his chest and kept reassuring that he would definitely be there in 10 minutes.

Jiang Yun followed Taoist Priest Mo Yuan to drink tea in the small Taoist temple.

The three stupid thieves knelt on one side, facing the wall and thinking about their mistakes, and behaved extremely well-behaved.

The two of them didn't finish their cup of tea, and three more footsteps were heard outside the trail.

(End of this chapter)