Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 236 Reciprocal revenge
In the good festival of winter solstice, it is not difficult to understand that dumplings are served with glutinous rice balls.

There are many disciples of the Wudang School, both from the north and the south. The northerners are used to eating dumplings today, and the southerners are used to eating glutinous rice balls today, so it is understandable that the north and the south should be neutralized.

With a smile on his face, Jiang Yun put the dumplings in his own bowl into a small disposable bowl, let it cool down and put it in front of Xiaobai.

He looked at the glutinous rice balls in the bowl, then added some sugar to it, and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid that the taste will be tainted when I eat, so I will eat the glutinous rice balls first."

"We will eat dumplings later, I wish everyone a happy winter solstice!"

"Whoa, whoa..."

After Xiaobai took a bite, he suddenly raised his head and cried out, with tears in his eyes.

This little guy has never seen the world, why is he crying after eating dumplings?
Jiang Yun patted Xiaobai's head, he scooped up a glutinous rice ball, bit it down, and then he was dumbfounded.

This... this glutinous rice balls, why are they stuffed with pork and green onions?
I lost it, what is the glutinous rice balls that Xiaobai ate?

Jiang Yun swears very rarely: "Fuck, senior brother, senior nephew, what's going on?"

"Dumplings stuffed with black sesame seeds, glutinous rice balls stuffed with pork and scallions, is this the winter solstice limited breakfast of the Wudang Clan combining the north and the south?"

No wonder there were tears in Xiaobai's eyes. It turned out that the filling of sesame dumplings was so hot that it burned his mouth.

Many water friends who were eating dumplings and glutinous rice balls burst into laughter.

"The Daoist priest was cheating for a meal, but he was murdered. Is there any reason for this?"

"No, no, I'm out of breath."

"The dumpling wrappers I bit into pieces sprayed out of my nostrils, it's so uncomfortable!"

"The Taoist priests of the Wudang School are all talented people. This is really beautiful."

"AH people, why don't you drink old hen soup during the winter solstice?"

"Sichuan people say that the winter solstice is incomplete without mutton soup."

"We people in Guizhou eat dog meat pot, which is delicious."

"[Cover your face], my family ate the leftovers from yesterday."

Daoist Chen Yunlong explained the ins and outs of the matter. This oolong incident was mainly related to a foreigner.

That's right, it was the Jack who stopped Jiang Yun in the square.

Although that guy has been in China for seven or eight years, he still doesn't understand many rules.

Yesterday Wudang disciples were cooking.

Everyone has already discussed that the north and south will be integrated, and dumplings and glutinous rice balls will be made and cooked together.

As a result, Jack misunderstood, and he made a lot of dumplings stuffed with sesame seeds and glutinous rice balls stuffed with pork and green onions.

"Junior brother, just make do with it, don't waste food, in fact, not every glutinous rice ball is stuffed with pork and green onions." Daoist Chen Yunlong held back a smile.

Jiang Yun looked like crying, but he put sugar in the bowl!
This sweet glutinous rice ball stuffed with pork and scallions is definitely a dark dish. As a native Chinese, this is absolutely unacceptable.

Xiaobai was born as a vagabond fox, he doesn't mind meat and vegetables, but he is quite happy to eat.

So, Jiang Yun poured all the glutinous rice balls in his own bowl to Xiaobai. Those who can do more work, at worst, let this little guy eat a stomach-strengthening and Xiaoshi tablet later.

"Brother, what is the origin of your disciple Jack?" Jiang Yun asked through gritted teeth.

"That guy is an Italian who was obsessed with Taoism since he was a child, so he came to Wudang Mountain to learn from him when he was 24 years old."

Hey, he is still an Italian. He has come to study for seven or eight years, and he seems quite pious.

That's all, that's all, let's not worry too much about this matter.

Jiang Yun smiled and said, "Brother, since that Jack is Italian, let's have Italian food for lunch."

"I want to eat pineapple pizza and tomato pasta. By the way, that pasta is too long. Please break it into two pieces and cook."

Just after practicing, Jack, who walked into the cafeteria, heard it, and he was petrified on the spot.

In his eyes, Jiang Yun, a very senior master and uncle, instantly turned into a demon.

Pineapple pizza and tomato pasta are brutal for an Italian.

"Uncle Master, what are you doing?"

After Jiang Yun turned around and found Jack, he had a smile on his face, and said lightly: "It's nothing, it's just a simple way of reciprocating the other."

Daoist Chen Yunlong shook his head, and Chen Shilei was standing beside him, unable to hold back his laughter.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room laughed out loud, but there were still many people who were at a loss.

“The tomato pasta and pineapple pizza are delicious!”

"Why does that foreigner look very painful like he is constipated?"

"Hahaha, the Taoist priest has taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain, he is really hurt!"

"Italian students said: For an Italian, there are three things that he absolutely cannot tolerate in his life."

"That's pizza with pineapple on top, pasta mixed with tomato sauce, and the rest is to break the pasta in half and cook."

"It's their traditional food, and they think it must be authentic, otherwise it's an insult to them."

"Hey, if you don't understand, you can think about my Italian classmates eating mooncakes for the first time. They actually wanted to eat them with soy sauce."

"I have seen Xiaolongbao in Japan, and the stuffing inside is wonton. You can think about it."

"Huaxia: Pizza with pineapple is delicious

Foreigner: Mapo tofu needs strawberries [funny]”

After the water friends in the live broadcast room finished teasing, the bewildered water friends suddenly realized.

Dude, that's kind of insulting.

However, the fuse of this food war was ignited by Jack himself, and the Taoist leader was only forced to fight back after being injured.

Justice is always on the side of Taoist priest, pineapple pizza and tomato pasta are really delicious, who let that foreigner come to the wrong main battlefield, hahaha!

After the Wudang faction's lunch was settled, Jiang Yun touched his stomach, he was very hungry.

He was planning to make himself a new bowl of glutinous rice balls and dumplings, barely enough to eat, but found that Chen Shiyu walked in with a bag of cakes, and the food was very sweet.

"Morning, master! Morning uncle! Morning brother! I'm just here to make a bowl of soup, you are busy."

Jiang Yun stopped him and asked curiously, "Nephew, today is the winter solstice, why don't you eat dumplings and glutinous rice balls, and eat cake instead?"

Master Chen said solemnly: "Master, you don't know something. In fact, in our Taoism, the winter solstice is the birthday of Yuanshi Tianzun."

"Isn't it reasonable for me to eat a cake on Master Yuqing's birthday?"

"And from the day of the winter solstice, the days grow longer and the nights get shorter. From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, it is the increase of yang energy, which is suitable for nourishment."

"Look at this bag of cakes in my hand. It is rich in sugar, fat and carbohydrates. This is a great supplement!"

Everyone at the scene was stunned.

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly became enlightened.

"Although the words of Daoist Master Chen Yu are not right, they always feel somewhat reasonable."

"Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun's birthday, it's not too much to eat a cake, I will let my mother buy a cake."

"If you want to eat cake, just say so, you're just talking nonsense here."

"The head is about to lose his temper. It's too bad. Mr. Chen's cake will be confiscated."

"Why didn't the Taoist priest say earlier, I've already finished eating the dumplings!"

Jiang Yun looked at Chen Shiyu, his lips moved, and then he slowly raised his hand.

(End of this chapter)