Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 225 Master Uncle: You Can't Blame Me
The appetite of the two of them directly stunned the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"I've never had a big appetite, so this is enough." Jiang Yun asked curiously, "Master, why did you eat so little today? Are you losing weight?"

"No, I don't eat much. The main reason is to watch you carry food from the mountain. It's really hard work."

"Only in the mountains, especially where there are no roads, will you realize what it means to work hard." Master Zhang lamented.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all silent when they listened to the tiger and wolf words of the two, especially the water friends in the south, who were really frightened.

"The anchor brought the bowl, here is rice for five people, the old Taoist bowl, it is rice for ten people."

"I didn't realize before that the Taoist priest is so edible."

"You don't do physical work, so you naturally eat less. When I was young, I did farm work, and my appetite was similar to that of an old Taoist priest."

"That's right. When I was young, there was no oil and water in the dishes, and I couldn't carry a bowl of rice. Now I sit in the office and only eat a small bowl. I don't feel hungry for half a day."

"It really opened my eyes. I originally thought that the host was planning to eat the poor old Taoist priest. It seems that I am superficial."

After eating, Jiang Yun looked at the bucket outside the house, a little curious.

"Uncle, after all these years, why do you still go to the halfway up the mountain to fetch water?"

"The feng shui of Guangmingding is not very good. I have drilled more than a dozen wells on the mountain, but none of the wells produce water." Daoist Zhang Shengtan sighed.

There is a spring on the mountainside of Guangmingding. Although the water output is not large, a pond is built to store the water, which can barely maintain a person's food and clothing.

If he hadn't lived here, he could see the Tianyuan Taoist temple forward, and the Wudang faction backward, with Wulong Temple on the left and Eastern Shinto on the right, he would have planned to make a nest a long time ago.

"Master, I really don't recommend you to live here. There is no electricity, no water, no internet, and the conditions are so difficult."

"You said what to do if something happens to you, now I live alone in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, why don't you come down the mountain with me?" Jiang Yun said seriously.

Zhang Sheng sighed and raised his two eyebrows. He fumbled in his pocket for a long time, and finally took out an old-fashioned mobile phone, flaunting it.

"Brat, who do you look down on?"

"The old man is also advancing with the times, and you look at me, and then you look at you, a skinny person, you should take care of yourself first."

Looking at the old-fashioned flip phone, Jiang Yun almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Master, are you a little overconfident?
You take that mobile phone to the high-speed rail station to go out, but you can’t take the high-speed rail, and you can’t show your health code, so you are stopped at the door.

Moreover, can your antique mobile phone scan QR codes?
Jiang Yun secretly made up his mind that he must trick his uncle down the mountain to manage Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Otherwise, if I go to Yunyou in the future, how can I adjust the vegetables grown in the Taoist temple?
But how to trick Uncle Master to go down the mountain?
"Boy, stop rolling your eyes. Let's move the desk out, and I'll teach you how to draw symbols."

"When your master came over a few days ago, he said that Old Gu taught you how to draw talismans, but you didn't listen, and made him very angry."

"Although the master of Tianyuan Taoist Temple doesn't need to be proficient in Talisman Dao, it can't be said that he doesn't understand it. We have to learn what we should learn." Zhang Sheng sighed and hated that iron can't make steel Dao.

He didn't have an apprentice, so he basically regarded Jiang Yun as his apprentice and cultivated him. Unfortunately, Jiang Yun didn't have the talent for body training.

"Uncle, in fact, I have achieved a little success in the way of making talismans."

"I've drawn all kinds of peace talismans, divine movement talismans, sky thunder talismans, and evil spirit talismans. It's not difficult. I really had a misunderstanding with Senior Gu." Jiang Yun Ruoruo explained.

Zhang Shengtan didn't believe it at all, he ground the cinnabar himself, and took out the yellow paper at the bottom of the pressing box, and pressed it with a ruler.

"The road of practice is one step at a time, and the way of making talismans is also the great way. How can it be achieved so quickly? Come, come, draw in front of me!"

"If you can't draw [-], [-], [-], [-], [-] today, then we two will have a good discussion today."

Jiang Yun saw that his uncle was moving his muscles and bones, and the joints all over his body were crackling, so he had no choice but to cover his forehead with his hands.

"Uncle, then you back off."

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room immediately initiated 666 in the live broadcast room.

"Master, back off, I'm going to start pretending."

"Master Daoist, I want to ask for a peace talisman, can I?"

"Announcer: Uncle Shi, don't leave for three days, you should look at him with admiration, just look at it."

"Anchor, please start your performance."

Jiang Yun's writing brush was stained with cinnabar, and he picked up the brush and walked away from the snake, and drew the talisman in one go.

Less than 2 minutes.

Three peace symbols were drawn, and then sealed.

Daoist Zhang saw the golden light shining on the Ping An talisman, his hand that was touching his beard trembled, and several beards were torn off.

He didn't have time to feel sorry for Hu Zi, so he quickly picked up the safety talisman, felt the magic power on it carefully, and then took a deep breath.

Monster, this talisman actually became it?
"Boy, you must have hit it right. Draw me three more talismans and let me take a look!" Zhang Sheng sighed and said with his eyes wide open.

Jiang Yun sighed helplessly, and said, "Uncle Shi, don't test me, it's not difficult to draw a magic amulet."

The brush in his hand stood on the cinnabar again, and he finished writing in one go.

Less than 2 minutes.

Three freshly baked amulets were transformed, and after they were stamped, a golden light flashed on the runes.

Zhang Daochang is not calm now, he is holding the God's Walking Talisman, his face is full of joy, while watching, he said: "Boy, don't be idle, you can draw three more Heavenly Thunder Talismans for me."

"Uncle, aren't you embarrassing me?"

"Nonsense, if you are asked to draw, you can draw, otherwise we will have a good discussion later."

Jiang Yun looked at the casserole-sized fist of his uncle, took a deep breath, he could only pick up his pen, and silently drew three Heavenly Thunder Talismans.

The water friends in the live broadcast watched this scene, laughing so much that their stomach hurts.

"I originally thought that the Taoist priest was invincible in the world. Whose uncle is this, so brave?"

"Fuck, isn't this the story that happened before Lu Zhishen punched Zhenguanxi?"

"I seriously doubt that even if the Taoist priest draws three Heavenly Thunder Talismans, his uncle will find an excuse later to forcefully compete with him."

After Jiang Yun stamped the three Heavenly Thunder Talismans, he suddenly felt something was wrong in his dantian.

The sea of ​​spiritual energy that was originally calm is now becoming irritable. The waves continue to hit the boundary of the dantian, and it seems that it is about to break through.

"Uncle, help me protect the law, I seem to be breaking through." Jiang Yun said eagerly.

"What, breakthrough, you have a good talent, so you can break through in the courtyard." Zhang Sheng sighed and said with a smile in his hand, holding the sky thunder talisman.

As a physicist, when competing with peers, the biggest hatred is that the hands are too short.

With the Thunder Talisman in his hand, he was thinking about the next time he competed with Chen Yunlong, he could give him a surprise.

At this time, neither of them noticed.

A large dark cloud slowly gathered above Jiang Yun's head, and the sky at Guangmingding gradually darkened. In the dark clouds, lightning flashed from time to time.

(End of this chapter)