Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 215 Jade Goddess Curse
After Jiang Yun drank a glass of wine, he quickly entered a hazy state of half drunk and half awake.

Daoist Chen Yunlong looked at his good junior, and he couldn't help but sighed.

I've been looking for someone to drink for so many years, but this is the first time I've seen someone with such a poor capacity for alcohol, what a pity!
A dignified cultivator only drank two glasses of wine, and it was still a low-alcohol Tusu wine. How could he become so drunk?

"Every layman, haven't you been asking if there is any magic in the poor way?"

"Tonight, Pindao will come to show you the secret technique that is not handed down in my Tianyuan Taoist Temple-Xianyun Technique!"

Jiang Yun stood up, half leaned on the pillar, pinched a very strange spell with both hands, and said loudly: "Xianyun's secret art is as urgent as a law."

"Edict!"

Between his hands, a puff of white smoke rose.

White smoke curled up and fell to the ground, lingering for a long time, and piling up more and more.

soon.

The backyard of the Taoist temple is like a fairyland, shrouded in a white mist.

It is very strange that the white mist floats only three feet below the ground. When people walk past, the mist rolls away, which is very artistic and quite beautiful.

The water friends in the live broadcast room straightened their eyes on the spot.

"Daoist, can you explain the scientific principle to us?"

"What is the use of the fairy cloud secret technique?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang] "This is the secret art of the Wudang School of Immortal Fengyun Body!"

"Jiang Daochang is mighty, it is really rare to be able to learn such a secret technique in his twenties!"

"Is there a possibility that this is actually a special effect?"

After Jiang Yun saw that the white mist covered the entire Taoist temple, his hands returned to normal and moved a little.

"Every layman, this fairy cloud secret technique is actually an ordinary white mist, and it is useless at all!"

"If there is any use in forcing it, it is to add some opinions for us practitioners when we talk about Taoism and wine tasting."

"Of course, it's also very suitable for flirting with Taoist couples. My master sent me back from Emei and gave this spell to me. It's the first time I use this channel today, and the effect is good." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Daoist Chen Yunlong sat beside him with an unnatural expression on his face.

He stood up, held his wine glass, faced the camera of the drone, smiled all over his face, and explained: "Every layman, I, Junior Brother Jiang, drank too much."

"Everyone should believe in science. There is no fairy art in this world. Pindao is here, and I will reveal the secret for everyone."

"The white mist is actually made of dry ice, and the dry ice is in his sleeve. He is in his 20s, and he is still playing tricks all day long. He has a headache!"

Many water friends do not believe this explanation at all.

"The veteran of Hengdian for more than ten years said that no one would put dry ice in their sleeves, and the effect produced by dry ice is not like this."

"Isn't anyone really going to believe this is dry ice?"

"Actually, it's not dry ice, it's phosphorus powder. It's just that it can be absorbed through the skin, especially white phosphorus, which is highly toxic. Red phosphorus is better."

"As we all know, live broadcasts cannot be photoshopped or edited, so this must be true."

"An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. Daoists, stop explaining. I've already called the police."

After Jiang Yun heard his senior brother's words, he retorted: "Senior brother, believe in science, Taoism is not a feudal superstition."

"I don't have any dry ice in my sleeves. The laymen in my live broadcast are all good people who believe in science. We can't fool them!"

"Every layman, if you don't believe me, the channel can cast the Jade Goddess Curse, how about we call a fairy to come down to serve wine?"

Daoist Chen Yunlong saw that he was about to make a magic formula, so he quickly pulled him back and said, "Junior Brother Jiang, we don't have to."

"Brother, don't be so nervous, I'm just trying."

"Junior brother Jiang, we can't do something like this that may cause a principled mistake. By the way, the time has come for the sealwort boiled in your pot. Let's go and have a look."

"By the way, my Huang Jing!"

Daoist Chen Yunlong was often relieved to see Jiang Yun stumbling towards the kitchen, and then followed.

Chen Shilei stood beside him with a somewhat bewildered expression.

He has also practiced for many years, but today's situation is really a bit incomprehensible.

Meow, why can't I understand a single word of the topic that Master and Junior Martial Uncle talked about today?

What kind of fairy cloud secret technique, what kind of Jade Goddess curse, what are those things!

The water friends in the live broadcast room became indignant.

"Chen Daochang, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business [secret observation]"

"The Jade Goddess Curse, can I directly summon a fairy to come and drink with me?"

"I feel like I suddenly found the reason why Taoist priests don't have Taoist companions. With that fairy art, who would look for a girlfriend!"

"A book written in blood, please teach me the Jade Goddess Curse!"

"The two wrote in blood, begging the Taoist priest on their knees."

"Daoist, is there a fairy mantra, I can learn it for a fee!"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Don't be stupid, laymen, is that magic spell something you can learn for a fee?"

"The yin and yang dead liar, go away, sincerity is the soul, what if the Taoist leader gets drunk and agrees to us in a jerk?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were arguing, the drone came to the kitchen and followed Jiang Yun.

At this time, most of the water in the cauldron had evaporated, and the remaining medicinal liquid had turned into a slightly viscous golden yellow.

Remove the dregs to get the liquid, then mix the medicinal liquid with rice wine, and then cook in a pot for half an hour.

There are two full barrels. Fortunately, the stove of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is big enough, otherwise there is no way to cook them at the same time.

A faint fragrance diffused in the kitchen, and under the stimulation of the fragrance, Jiang Yun's alcoholism was slightly dispelled.

He and Daoist Chen Yunlong took a large spoon and gently stirred the Huangjing wine in the cauldron. This wine is easy to get sticky due to uneven heating.

"Every layman, Polygonatum ginseng is sweet in taste and neutral in nature, and its action is slow. It can be used as a nourishing food when taken with wine."

"This medicinal material is greasy in nature and easy to help dampness, but it is not suitable for those who have spleen deficiency, dampness, cough and phlegm."

"If it is used as medicine, please use it under the guidance of a doctor. If you drink it after soaking it, you can steam it nine times and drink it together with wolfberry. The effect of nourishing the kidney is very good." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Daoist Chen Yunlong nodded again and again and said yes, if the Huangjing wine in the Taoist temple was not really enough, he would have planned to endorse the wine himself as the head of the Wudang sect.

The main function of this wine is to invigorate the kidney, black hair, and replenish vitality.

Every function of it is exactly what teenagers just need. If it can be mass-produced, it will definitely sell well!
The water friends in the live broadcast room shook their heads again and again.

"Daoist, if you don't sell it, please don't greedy us."

"Enough of the bitter [anger] of fake wine in the market"

"My love friends want to buy yellow rice wine, why?"

"[Funny], why don't you say a word?"

"My boyfriend bought me milk papaya, and I bought him two bottles of Huangjing wine, isn't that too much?"

"Not too much, not too much, is this a two-way love?"

"Dislike each other, but heal each other, hahaha!"

(End of this chapter)