Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 197 Water friends won't learn any lessons
When Jiang Yun came to the dry willow tree, he looked up and found a big bird's nest on it.

The drone flew over, and the camera shot was in the bird's nest. Fortunately, there were no eggs in it, it was just an abandoned bird's nest.

Jiang Yun began to do warm-up exercises, and the 10,000+ water friends in the live broadcast room began to discuss.

"The drone has turned around to make sure that there are no cranes around, it's not a fake."

"Even if it is a dead willow tree, the roots in the soil are dead, and it is difficult to pull it out without an excavator."

"Pulling such a thick willow tree is very unrealistic. It requires the human body's kneecaps, lumbar spine, shoulder shaft and other parts to bear huge pressure to complete."

"If you have to bear so much pressure, ordinary people may be paralyzed on the spot. We will wait and see later, but judging from the surrounding environment, there is no trace of fraud at the scene."

"Good guy, is this a criminal police expert or a forensic expert? Why does he look so knowledgeable?"

Jiang Yun stood under the willow tree, hugged the trunk and shook it tentatively. Even though the tree had been dead for two years, it only shook slightly.

Snapped!
He raised his left foot three inches, and then stomped his foot to the ground. This operation performed a full circle around the tree.

"Every layman, we must believe in science. If we want to uproot a tree, we cannot rely on brute force. In the Water Margin, what Lu Zhishen did is a wrong example."

"Although he managed to pull out the tree, he almost hurt himself. We can't learn that method. It's really stupid."

"The first step in uprooting a tree is to break the roots of the tree directly with an inch of strength. After most of the roots are broken, pulling up the tree is actually simple and not difficult at all."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he squatted down, hugged the willow tree with his backhand, gritted his teeth, pushed his waist with his legs, and lifted it up violently.

collapse... collapse... collapse...

There were several muffled sounds from under the willow tree, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned when they saw the tree being pulled up slowly with soil and roots.

To be reasonable, to be honest, this is more or less unscientific, but it feels very scientific.

Because most of the willow roots that were pulled out were only [-] to [-] centimeters, they should have been broken in advance by Jiang Yun's Cunjin.

"Damn it, pulling a weeping willow with bare hands should be able to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, right?"

"Although the Taoist's behavior is very unscientific, after he said it in advance, I feel very scientific."

"Sure enough, reality is more magical than TV dramas [cover your face]"

"As long as I can learn to work hard and break the roots of the tree ahead of time, I feel like I can pull out the willow tree too."

"If I had the strength of Daoist Master, my boyfriend would cry for a long time if I punched him down, hahaha."

After Jiang Yun pulled out the willow tree, he tied one end of the hemp rope he brought to the tree and the other end to his waist, and then tried to drag it.

It's okay, it's not very heavy, it's about a ton, and if four or five grown men work together, it shouldn't be a problem to lift it up.

"Xiaobai, don't get in the way, be careful not to hurt you."

After Jiang Yun yelled, Xiao Bai jumped directly onto the willow tree and stood there with his head held high, looking quite majestic.

"One, two, three, let's go!"

Jiang Yun bowed his head, stretched his legs, and tensed his whole body. He began to drag the fallen willow tree towards the direction of the Taoist temple.

The willow tree moved slowly, the trunk and branches rubbed against the ground, making a loud clacking noise.

Jiang Yun walked very slowly at first, but after a while, he walked faster and faster, and soon he was walking normally.

The water friends in the live broadcast room all stared wide-eyed, feeling very incredible.

"The posture of the Taoist priest dragging the willow tree, why do I feel like a world-famous painting that appeared in a history book?"

"I thought I was the only one who felt like it, but I didn't expect there to be a party [cover face]"

"That world-famous painting, please hurry up and say, don't post 666, it's boring."

"The trackers on the Volga River, the Taoist dragging the tree, are exactly the same as those trackers."

"Xiaobai stands on a tree, a bit like a black-hearted capitalist, crazily oppressing poor people, it's really funny!"

"Xiaobai sleeps with Daochang every night, and now I take the express train, what's the matter? Is there a problem? I don't think there is a problem!"

After Jiang Yun walked about 300 meters, he stopped, untied the rope around his waist, and then sat on the bluestone beside him, sighing deeply.

Dragging the tree away takes too much energy.

Especially the huge canopy with vertical and horizontal branches, bumping into weeds, stones and other trees every step of the way, adding a lot of resistance invisibly.

You can't go on like this, otherwise, if you walk another 300 meters, your physical strength will be exhausted.

When doing heavy work, the emphasis is on finishing the work in one go, otherwise it will be difficult to take a break and continue to work.

Gotta figure out a way to fix things.

Jiang Yun was thinking of a way, and the water friends in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.

"It feels like the Taoist priest is still a human being, but he actually feels tired."

"Sure enough, we must pay attention to science. If such a thick willow tree is dragged for two miles, it is not something a human can do."

"Calling and shaking people, Jiang Huanong is still live broadcasting at his brother's house eating yesterday's roasted whole lamb, Daoist, you can't let such a good labor force go."

"It feels like the Taoist leader will take this tree back to the Taoist temple, at least an hour, maybe even longer."

"Drawing such a thick tree will get more and more tiring in the later stage. I feel that it will take at least two hours, because the later stage is based on willpower!"

After Jiang Yun regained his physical strength, he glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and then started the quiz.

Bet that I can drag the willow tree to the entrance of the Taoist temple within half an hour.

The 10,000+ water friends who have been crying for poverty in the live broadcast room have emptied their homes one after another.

They took out all the silver coins they earned from signing in and guessing, and the size of their funds exceeded [-] million in an instant, and it was still increasing rapidly.

It's just that most of the water friends still don't have a long memory, and they can't be overwhelmed.

Although the odds did not reach the tragic 9.9 times, but also stabilized at 1:7.

After 5 minutes, the quiz ends.

Jiang Yun put down Xiao Bai who was acting like a baby in his arms, and before he started, he glanced at the quiz interface.

Then he shook his head and smiled lightly: "Every layman, I am very sure that the only lesson you can learn from my live broadcast room is that you will not learn any lessons from my live broadcast room."

"Good guy, more than 5 people participated in the quiz, and more than 4 people bet on me for half an hour that I would not be able to take this willow tree back. Do you all look down on me like that?"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he set out to search the nearby grass, and finally found a very straight poplar branch as thick as a finger.

The internal force circulated and covered the branches. A branch that hurt people directly turned into a branch that cut iron like mud.

With 10,000+ water friends, something suddenly feels wrong, especially for those who just participated in the quiz.

"Daoist, don't play cards according to the routine, what are you going to do?"

"Anchor, listen to me to explain to you, this quiz is not counted, I just made a wrong press with trembling hands, I always thought you could do it."

"Everyone, see you on the rooftop. I saved up my fortune with great difficulty, and this time I have to lose everything again, woo woo woo~~"

(End of this chapter)