Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 187 Zhuzi, This Child Has Been Smart Since He Was Young
"That sentence was added to his composition, that is, the shit basin is inlaid with gold, which is against harmony no matter how you look at it." Jiang Huanong said angrily.

"Zhuzi has been smart since he was a child. Is his writing ability so low?" Jiang Yun was very puzzled.

Jiang Huanong looked at Jin Zhuzi, opened his mouth and said the kid's composition.

He assigned three essays about dusk in the class this semester. Jin Zhuzi took advantage of the opportunity each time and wrote a poem, which was the five-character quatrain with the fewest words.

It's the same five-character quatrain three times, if it's written well, it's fine, the problem is that the writing doesn't make sense.

"Xiaoyun, come and listen to it, and judge, is it the shit pot with gold trim?"

"The sunset falls into the Zhaozhao Xingye, the fields are suddenly late, and the mountains and rivers are already autumn.

Oh my mother, what a big forest.

Look at the fire from a distance, and look at the red leaves up close. "

Jiang Yun looked at Jin Zhuzi who kept scratching his head, he shook his head again and again, and said in his mouth, this kid, can't you?
The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at Jiang Huanong, whose expression was slightly out of control, and many of them thought of their glorious years.

"Same world, same language teacher. Back then, when I had a tiger in my heart and sniffed roses, my teacher was almost desperate."

"In the 21st century, there is a shortage of talents like Zhuzi, hahaha, the young man is very promising."

"Good poems, good poems, the combination of prose and five-character quatrains refreshed me and made my stomach ache from laughing."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "The sunset falls into Zhaozhao Xingye, the fields are suddenly late, and the mountains and rivers are already autumn.

The moon rises into the Milky Way, the night is bright, and the city is frosty. How are you doing? "

"Yin Yang dead liar, you accept it, you be careful that Zhuzi kid copied your comments [funny]"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "The galaxy escapes into the faint sky, the wind and wild grass dance, and the clouds caress the moon

The drizzle fiddles with the wisps of clear light, the road is long and shadowy, and the lights in the world are bright, just copy this sentence, I will come here at will. "

"These days, the literary quality of liars is a bit high. If I had his level back then, I would definitely get some points for my composition."

"I have no regrets in my life, I think of running under the sunset that day, that is my lost youth [狗头保护生]"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang soon drove over, and this time, as usual, he carried another big red pennant in his hand.

After the pennant was opened, there were eight big characters inscribed: Heroes who catch crocodiles, eliminate harm for the people.

Together with the pennant, there is also a kraft paper envelope with a cash reward of 5000 yuan.

Experts from the Wildlife Conservation Bureau came together. They studied carefully for a while, recorded videos and took photos, and then came to a conclusion.

This artificially bred crocodile was indeed drowned because it was exhausted from staying in the water.

"Jiang Daochang, can you catch this too?"

"If it wasn't for when this incident happened, you were still collecting medicine with the old Taoist Zhang in the mountains, I would suspect that you kidnapped this crocodile, then drowned it in the water, and hid the body here, just to cheat us of the bonus. Police officer Jiang Dajiang sighed.

Afterwards, everyone took a picture in front of the crocodile's body, and then dispersed.

The crocodile's body was taken back by comrades from the Wildlife Conservation Bureau, treated in a pollution-free manner, and then buried.

Jin Tiehammer was very grateful: "Jiang Daochang, it's lucky that you are here today, otherwise I would have eight mouths, and I can't explain it clearly."

"You guys came fishing together today, as a show of gratitude, I make the decision, the fishing fee will be waived, you fish well, and just let me know when you finish fishing."

After he finished speaking, he drove the boat and left.

Jiang Huanong was a little puzzled, and asked: "Jiang Daochang, you have always been fishing here for free, why do you have to pay today?"

"Teacher, last time my uncle broke the guard and caught more than 100 catties of fish in half a day. If I catch it for free, my family can't afford it." Jin Zhuzi explained.

When Jiang Huanong heard this, he immediately wanted to win.

He brought his brother, who owns a goose farm, to make nests nearby and prepare for fishing.

The three agreed that whoever catches less will treat the guests.

Jiang Yun looked at the three or four big crucian carp already in his fish guard, smiled and nodded in agreement.

Hang the bait on the hook and throw it into the lake.

He looked at Jin Zhuzi squatting beside him, and asked, "Zhuzi, don't you have class today?"

"Uncle, today, November 11, is already Saturday, don't ask, I have already finished my homework at school, if you don't believe me, ask my teacher."

"I'm very annoying, don't disturb me, I just want to watch you fish quietly, and then think about life."

Jin Zhuzi glanced at Jiang Huanong, he turned around silently, chose to turn his back on the teacher, and then propped his face with his hands, staring blankly at Jiang Yun's float.

After the water friends in the live broadcast room saw it, they immediately teased the kid.

"I bet that Zhuzi's troubles must have something to do with Huanong."

"Young people don't know how to feel sad. They are worried about Shangqing... bah, they are worried about Shangxilou. That kid must have a girl he likes in school."

"The world is real. When I saw the teacher outside the school, I turned around silently."

"Why hasn't the Taoist's hook caught any fish yet? It's unscientific!"

Jiang Yun chatted with Zhuzi without saying a word, then looked at the barrage and chatted with the water friends.

After four or five consecutive empty shots, the fishing spot was already sparkling, and many crucian carp had gathered.

"Don't panic, Laymen, Pindao is a strategic empty shot, the purpose is to attract fish and catch them all.

The bait we mixed has been soaked in water until now and it is a little soft, so now when you hang the bait on the hook, you must hold it hard, let me go! "Jiang Yun began to reason.

The fishermen in the live broadcast room are not kind people.

"The connecting rod is bragging, and the empty rod is reasonable. Why is the Taoist like me?"

"Empty poles are used as a nest, and the anchor actually likes to comfort himself like this, 666."

"It's so boring, why haven't you caught any fish yet? The number of crucian carp caught by Huanong next door is almost catching up with the Taoist chief."

Not two seconds after swinging the rod this time, the float suddenly fell down.

Jiang Yun quickly pulled the rod and started to walk the fish, and analyzed: "This fish is not small, it is bigger than the Chinese sturgeon caught before, at least [-] to [-] catties, it must not be crucian carp."

"This professional fishing rod can't hold it anymore. If I knew it earlier, I would have used the No. [-] main line."

The fisherman in the live broadcast room became anxious, but those who are not good at fishing really don't understand.

"What kind of fish did the Taoist catch? Forty to fifty catties, be good!"

"Preliminary analysis of silver carp and bighead carp, big carp or giant green carp. It's really hard to say about underwater things."

"Good guy, a fish weighing forty to fifty catties can drag even a thinner person into the water. The Taoist priest will have to fight a protracted battle this time."

"The No. [-] line of Daochang feels a little unstoppable. I hope it will not be broken later."

Jiang Yun stood up: "Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing in this world that a poor man cannot do."

"Don't read the barrage, just watch and learn. I'm going to start walking the fish."

People who don't understand fishing think that fishing is based on luck, but those who really know how to do it know that fishing is based on skill.

If you are lucky, you may not be able to catch a big fish.

But with good skills, even if you catch some giants, you can walk the fish slowly, consume the physical strength of the fish, and then pull the fish ashore.

"Zhuzi, take the net and get ready to catch fish!"

(End of this chapter)