Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 174

"Brother Guo, why is the toilet paper in your room consumed so quickly? When I entered the mountain, I left you several rolls!" Jiang Yun was very puzzled.

Guo Ming looked at his hands, sighed, and said, "Daoist Jiang, you're still ashamed to say so."

"After the exchange between the two of us, I hurt my veins. I coughed all day long and had phlegm in my throat. Of course, the toilet paper in the room was used up quickly."

"But now with Bai Jing, the symptoms are much lighter, and toilet paper should be used less."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun said: "Boy of the Guo family, I know that you have accumulated phlegm, but you should be more careful."

"Your physical foundation is good, and your anger is relatively strong, so if you do it too often, it will actually hurt your body."

Daoist Chen Shilei was holding the toilet brush base, he patted Guo Ming on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Brother Guo, as long as you practice hard enough, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle, you have to be careful!"

"Since I have used this instant noodle bowl, I will take it away. You continue with your delivery, and I will go to the kitchen to wash the dishes."

Guo Ming almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He looked at little senior sister Bai Jing and explained weakly: "Coughing phlegm, I really coughed up phlegm to wipe my mouth, the toilet paper is used up so quickly!"

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"Guo Daxia doesn't need to explain, we understand everything."

"There are five things in life that cannot be touched. The raisins in the desk, the beef jerky next to the railway, the iced tea under the tower crane, the toilet paper used by my brother's bedside, and the cucumbers my sister treasured."

"Good guy, as long as you work hard, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle. Needle is an adjective."

Senior Sister Bai Jing looked at a lot of couriers bought by Guo Ming, and she felt a little pain in her chest.

The love affair was a bit sloppy. I thought I had found a hero to be my boyfriend, but I didn't expect that the hero is a bit down-to-earth and has a shopping habit.

It’s okay to have a shopping habit, most of the things I bought have managed to avoid useful items, outrageous, it’s outrageous.

"Daoist, you are a monk, and you don't have a shopping habit on Double Eleven. You are an outsider, and you can see clearly. Look at Guo Ming's situation, what should you do?" Bai Jing asked.

Jiang Yun looked up at the sky, frowning and thinking for a long time.

How to jump out of the big pit of consumerism is very simple for monks, but it is really difficult for most people.

Even if people are very poor, frenzied merchants will put loan opportunities in front of you and let people shop in installments.

"Brother Guo, listen to Pindao's advice, the water in this online shopping is very deep, you can't grasp it."

"Just take Double Eleven as an example. It's actually not cost-effective to buy things at this time. If we simply apply a function, it is not difficult to see that most things will first increase in price and then be discounted."

"After some operations, you may make a small profit, but the merchant will never lose money." Jiang Yun said patiently.

Guo Ming and Senior Sister Bai Jing looked shocked. How could this have anything to do with functions?
Seeing the confused faces of the two of them, Jiang Yun sighed, and said helplessly, "The two of you can't understand the function, so let's use the simplest method."

"Using the Rosenthal effect theory and the herd effect theory, you will come to a conclusion that buying things will not be cheap at that time, do you two understand?"

Guo Ming and Senior Sister Bai Jing were shocked, and the water friends in the live broadcast room kept sending barrages of question marks.

"Damn it, it's the first time I found out that Double Eleven's routines are so deep."

"I didn't study hard when I was in school, and I felt that I suffered from being uneducated again."

"Has a professor come out to explain, what is a function curve, what is Rosenthal effect theory and herd effect theory?"

Guo Ming swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said weakly: "Brother Jiang, you are knowledgeable and talented, I don't understand what you said."

"Just tell me directly, when is the most cost-effective time to buy something."

Jiang Yun pushed the boat with the current, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's the most cost-effective not to buy!"

He testified in time: "If we don't buy, then the backlog of goods in the merchants will not be sold. At that time, they will have the risk of bankruptcy, and then they will have a clearance sale. At that time, it is the most cost-effective time to buy."

Guo Ming suddenly realized and nodded again and again.

Senior Sister Bai Jing asked: "Daoist Jiang, what if Guo Ming still can't control himself and wants to buy something?"

"You don't have to worry too much, Layman Bai. A poor man has a plan, and he will try everything."

"What's the plan?"

"His hand will be interrupted!" Jiang Yun said firmly.

Guo Ming couldn't help it, he shuddered, he quickly pulled his girlfriend to the side to promise to go.

Listening to Jiang Yun's words, the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized on the spot.

After all, in today's society, if anyone's family doesn't have a prodigal woman, then their family must have a prodigal man.

"Daoist, can you say something that ordinary people like us can understand?"

"Why didn't I think of it? After so many days of calculation, it turned out that not buying is the most cost-effective."

"I think the Taoist priest is just talking about it on purpose so that people can't understand it, and then pretends to be inscrutable, and then when people don't buy it, the other party will be obedient."

"I declare that from today onwards, Daochang will be the only idol in my life. I just repeated his words to my partner, but she actually deleted her shopping cart."

"I learned another money-saving trick. I was about to persuade my partner, but I suddenly found that I have no one [heart-stuck]"

When Guo Ming and Bai Jing were packing up the courier, there was a knock on the door in front of the Taoist temple, and the sound was quite urgent.

Jiang Yun came to the gate of the Taoist temple and shouted loudly: "Uncle Jiang, did you leave a courier? Just leave it at the door. I'll go out and get it later."

"What express is not express, Jiang Daochang, you open the door quickly."

It was only then that Jiang Yun realized that the person outside the Taoist temple was not Village Chief Jiang. That person's voice sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was.

"The laymen outside the door, the poor Taoist priests are being quarantined, for your own safety, it's better not to have any contact with them."

"If you have anything to say, you can just stand outside the door and say it. If you want to send something, then you can leave it at the entrance of the Taoist temple. I will go out and get it later."

There was another knock on the door, and a familiar voice rang out: "Xiaoyun, don't talk so much, just open the door for me quickly."

"I'm Jiang Dajiang. I'm here to give you a pennant and bonus. I'm really thirsty."

It was only then that Jiang Yun remembered that the voice of the person outside the door seemed to be police officer Jiang Dajiang, but isn't Brother Dajiang in quarantine?
His heart tightened, and he suddenly thought of countless possibilities.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also felt that something was wrong, and many people began to guess blindly.

"Could it be that someone collected the audio of police officer Jiang Dajiang, and then made the same voice changer, just to lure the Taoist priest to open the door?"

"Although Tianyuan Taoist Temple is located in the deep mountains and old forests, it is impossible for Grandma Wolf to appear. Why does it feel like a horror story?"

"At any rate, it's noon now, and it's the time when the yang energy is strong. It's impossible for a female ghost to appear, right?"

"Every layman, you are really superficial, prosperity must decline, and anode is reversed, haven't you heard of it?"

Jiang Yun watched the unreliable barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, he shook his head, then controlled the drone in his brain card, flew out of the Taoist temple, and prepared to see what happened.

Sure enough, as expected, the person who came was...

(End of this chapter)