Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 172 Express delivery (seeking monthly ticket)
Jiang Yun saw that his apprentice had entered the Tao, he nodded in satisfaction, then pointed at the side, and said loudly: "Monkey two, Taiji swordsmanship, treat the impossible as you can, if you are unfamiliar, don't face the enemy. Strong body."

"When moving, the handle is firm, the first shot is not deep, the cut is sharp and the chisel is sharp, the last is the victory and the first is solid. Every step must be advanced, and always be straight, do you understand?"

Jiang Hou Er stayed where he was, turned his head to look at Jiang Yun, and scratched his head: "Ho Ho Ho?"

"You rebel, you don't need to boast, the essence of Taiji swordsmanship is to kill!"

"Use Zhongping, push and pull, flat body kill, T-shaped back kill, spin hand forward five-step kill, the killing moves are different, it all depends on your mood, don't be too cautious."

Jiang Hou Er nodded, and practiced Taiji swordsmanship again. Jiang Yun's guidance was very useful, and his moves immediately became wild and unruly.

Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was terrified watching from the side, and asked: "Boy, is it not good for you to teach your apprentice the ultimate move like this, after all, it is a society ruled by law now."

"Monkey Two has a simple temperament. I taught him Taiji swordsmanship only for self-protection."

"Self-protection?" Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun pointed at Jiang Houer and said in a voiceless voice: "That monkey has developed sword energy, is there a way to protect itself?"

Jiang Yun turned his head to look, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Jiang Hou'er took out the stick from his hand, with a layer of transparent sword energy on the stick, and nailed it directly to the crape myrtle tree.

"Mr. Zhang, don't worry. Now that you are in danger, you are practicing the principle of unlimited self-defense. The second monkey is a state-protected animal. Even if you accidentally kill two criminals, you will not be sentenced." Jiang Yun said confidently.

He is now proficient in the "Civil Code" and "Criminal Law". If there is a need to testify for his apprentice in court, there is no problem at all.

"You boy, is the old man worried about the golden monkey? I am worried about the gangster!"

In the live broadcast room, the water friend watched Jiang Hou Er with his feet together, his head bowed, his hands behind his body, and he looked guilty for doing something wrong, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Sure enough, like a teacher, there must be an apprentice. Hou Er is really good at learning."

"To be reasonable, if the Ziwei tree meets Tianyuan Taoist temple, it will definitely be bad luck for eight lifetimes."

"Hey, when I was young, I broke the vase at home, and when I saw my mother, I was exactly like Monkey Two."

Jiang Yun patted his apprentice on the head and said with a smile: "Good job, don't allow it next time."

"In a few days, I will also customize a long sword for you, and then I will make a few stone pillars. You can cut the stone pillars for fun."

Only then did Jiang Houer raise his head, smiling through tears.

When the master and apprentice were deeply in love, Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, sent the video of Jiang Houer practicing sword qi to the QQ group of the Daoist family who love each other.

[Wudang Zhang Zhishun]: "@[Wudang Master Chen Yunlong], look, look, are you proud of your sword energy?"

"The monkeys in Tianyuan Taoist Temple have all practiced sword energy. I really don't know what you are showing off to me all day long."

[Wudang master Chen Yunlong]: "emmmm"

【Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu】: "emmmm"

[Two-Handed Sword Master Yu Huilin]: emmm”

……

There are dozens of bigwigs in the group, and the formation is kept very neat.

They recognized that Taoist Chisong was an evildoer, and Jiang Yun was an evildoer, but the monkeys in Tianyuan Taoist Temple also became evildoers, is this too much?

[Wudang Sect Master Chen Yunlong]: "Old Zhang, let me say something weakly, monkeys have developed sword energy, you seem to be inferior to that monkey."

[Sanfeng Faction Zhang Benchu]: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, head master Chen don't open the map cannon, even the poor can't practice sword qi."

[Maoshan faction Lin Zhengfa]: "What do you mean by Chen, believe it or not, I'll take a few cuties to the Wudang faction."

……

[Wudang Sect Leader Chen Yunlong]: "No... Don't misunderstand, fellow Taoists, I didn't target you, don't you understand the poor Taoist?"

[Maoshan School Lin Zhengfa]: "Chen, you are done. In a few days, I will take 'people' to your Taoist temple!"

[Wudang Zhang Zhishun]: "Humph, this old man is obsessed with medicine, only to cure diseases and save lives!"

"How could I compete with a monkey who overwhelms me with sword skills every day, and compares me with my medical skills if I have the ability!"

When the QQ chat group was full of quarrels, Jiang Yun assigned Jiang Houer a very difficult task, which was to clean the small square.

Just started, there are not only gravel needles all over the small square, but also many petals and dead leaves of crape myrtle trees.

"Ho Ho Ho ~~!"

"The broom and dustpan are in the Taoist temple. You can get them yourself. If you are a teacher, you will enter the Taoist temple. Come on, I will take good care of you as a teacher." Jiang Yun patted Jiang Houer on the back of the head and said with a smile.

As soon as he walked to the front yard of the Taoist temple, Mr. Zhang chased him from the door.

Angrily said: "Boy, when you customized the long sword for that monkey, you also customized one for the old man!"

"Old Zhang, do you want to practice sword too?"

"That's right, I'm going to kill myself with pills, but I also want to cultivate my sword energy and hit some people in the face!"

Mr. Zhang's white beard was trembling with anger: "By the way, there is one more thing."

"Mr. Zhang, you don't want me to teach you swordsmanship, do you?"

"No, I've saved up two boxes of copies of the kendo cheats and commentary texts of various factions. I'll go back and look through them myself."

"Mr. Zhang, what else is there?"

"It's nothing. After we end the isolation, you have to go to the Public Security Bureau to file a report. A person who has cultivated to the sword light can kill with a single leaf. It's really too dangerous."

"If you don't go, then the old man will have no choice but to exterminate his relatives righteously and report you!" Zhang Zhishun the old Taoist said righteously.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

"Old Zhang's ideological realm is indeed a bit high!"

"I said that the chief is a dangerous person. You still don't believe me. Now you have to go to the Public Security Bureau to file for the record?"

"It's over. I also bought a long sword. If I cultivate to the sword light state, do I have to file for it?"

"Some people in our live broadcast room just think a little too much. Before they learn how to run, they want to be long-distance running champions."

After lunch.

Jiang Yun received a call from Village Chief Jiang, saying that there were a lot of couriers that would be delivered to the gate of the Taoist temple later.

"Uncle Jiang, I have been in the mountains for the past few days, and I didn't buy express delivery!"

"The address is Tianyuan Taoist Temple. It must be correct. If it's not yours, it's someone else's. I'll send it to you in 5 minutes and put it at the entrance of the Taoist Temple. You can pick it up when I'm far away."

After Jiang Yun finished talking with Village Chief Jiang, he looked curiously at the people in the Taoist temple.

Mr. Zhang Zhishun shook his head and said, "Boy, you know me well. The old man stays with you in the mountains, where is the time to buy express delivery?"

Daoist Chen Shilei shook his head and said, "Little uncle, you know me well. I have always been indifferent to fame and wealth, and I have no money in my pocket. I will definitely not buy anything on Double Eleven."

Senior Sister Bai Jing also shook her head, and said, "Jiang Daochang, although you don't know me well, don't look at me, it's really not the express delivery I bought."

"I originally planned to sign the contract and leave. I really didn't expect to be quarantined here. I didn't have a chance to buy it."

The four people turned their gazes to Guo Ming. Guo Ming scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "Brother Jiang, you know me well. I have always been diligent and thrifty in managing my family."

"Double Eleven is discounted, and it's quite a bargain, so I added some things to the Taoist temple. Don't worry, everything will be useful, at least I think so."

(End of this chapter)