Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 154 Lian Maikop (seeking a monthly ticket)

Jiang Yun set up a small table in front of the Taoist temple. He turned around and brought over the fennel beans, peach cakes and pork head meat that had just been enshrined to the patriarch, and also brought a bottle of yellow rice wine along with him.

This wine is a good old wine brewed by Mr. Chimatsu before, and it has been almost ten years now.

Huangjingjiu invigorates qi and spleen, moistens dryness and black hair, and has a miraculous effect on dizziness and mental fatigue caused by the deficiency of essence and blood.

When Jiang Yun misses his master, he will open a bottle of wine and drink the two appetizers by himself in the Taoist temple.

However, he is not strong enough to drink, and he gets drunk whenever he drinks. Every time he gets drunk, he dreams of Master.

Daoist Chisong would repeatedly emphasize one thing every time, but Jiang Yun, a drunkard, really couldn't remember what happened in his drunken dream.

Huang Jingjiu unsealed the red cloth wine seal, shook it a little, and the rich aroma of the wine wafted out. The yellow wine was poured into the white wine glass, with a layer of white hops floating on it.

The drunkard among the water friends in the live broadcast room twitched their throats, and they could tell at a glance that it was definitely a good wine.

"Master Dao, what kind of wine is that? It looks good. Why haven't I seen it before?"

"It must be a good home-brewed wine. It's probably a great tonic. I want to buy some."

Jiang Yun looked at the drunkard's barrage, and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Huang Jing wine brewed by my master. There is not much left, so drink one bottle less."

"Don't even think about buying wine. Pindao is really reluctant to sell it. If you want to nourish your kidneys and drink Huangjing wine, you can go to the official online platform to buy it."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Huang Jingjiu nourishes the kidneys, Master has kept several hundred bottles, this...

"Master, master, my luck is not good, why did you leave me so much Huangjing wine!" Jiang Yun ate a fennel bean, took a sip of the wine, shook his head and sighed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room realized that Jiang Yun's appetizers looked familiar. Isn't this something that was enshrined to the ancestor just now?
"The Taoist chief is too courageous. He dared to grab food from the patriarch. It's too much!"

"I am a psychologist. I have passed three tributes, and I can give the patriarch a psychological test: he is fat and thin, and he eats both soft and hard."

"Those three things do go with wine, the patriarch must be an old alcoholic."

Jiang Yun said helplessly: "Don't get me wrong, Laymen, the rules of our Tianyuan Taoist temple, after the offerings are enshrined, they must be taken down and eaten."

"Wasting food is a matter of principle, not to mention human beings, even if Xiaobai wastes food, he will be beaten severely!"

Many people recalled their experience of going to the Taoist temple. The Taoist priest would indeed give out tributes, and the tributes were quite delicious.

"As long as the Taoist priest agrees with me to go to the Taoist temple, I won't even let the Taoist priest stay with me."

"Bajie, don't, don't, Taoism doesn't have altar envoys."

"The last time I went to a Taoist temple to check and register dilapidated houses, the Taoist priest there gave me a briefcase of fruit. I felt very embarrassed."

"When I was young, a Taoist priest gave me an apple, and I kept expecting him to say that I was a martial arts prodigy, but I didn't say [angry] in the end."

Jiang Yun has had three tours of wine and five flavors of food.

His eyes were red, and he was slightly drunk, so he patted the table, pointed at the camera of the drone, and said, "Every layman, we must believe in science!"

"Cultivation is practice, science is science, and practice must also be scientific, otherwise something will go wrong. I have said it eight hundred times, why don't you listen?"

Many water friends in the live broadcast room have just witnessed the ceremony of cutting peach blossom luck, and now they really believe in cultivating immortals.

After all, many things really cannot be explained by science, and many great scientists believed in theology in the later period.

Jiang Yun was half-drunk, and he started a random conversation with the water friends in the live broadcast room.

With 10,000+ water friends, I was excited on the spot. After all, on the tiger fish platform, there are really not many anchors who dare to randomly connect with water friends.

On the one hand, I am worried about the effect of the live broadcast. On the other hand, if some unreliable water friends want to engage in pornography, the live broadcast room will be closed on the spot, which is too dangerous.

Jiang Yunlian's first water friend was a college student wearing glasses. He found that after connecting with the anchor, his breathing became a little short of breath.

"This layman, what's your name? Do you believe in science?"

"Jiang Daochang, my surname is Yang, you can call me Xiao Yang, I believe in science."

"But I have a question in my mind. My roommate always said that the left eyelid twitching is good luck, and the right eyelid twitching is a feudal superstition. How do you explain this?" The water friend surnamed Yang touched his nose and asked.

Jiang Yun slapped the table and said, "How do you explain it? Of course you believe in science!"

"The eyelids twitch because of severe lack of sleep, which leads to insufficient blood supply to the brain. If the eyelids twitch for a long time, it's another matter."

He took a sip of wine, hesitated for a long time, and then said seriously: "I have to go to the brain department with my eyelids twitching for a long time, and I must prevent cerebral infarction!"

The water friend surnamed Yang turned off Lianmai with Jiang Yun in a half-understanding manner. Many water friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing on the spot when they heard the cerebral infarction.

"Hahahaha, this explanation is really scientific!"

"Suddenly discovered the research direction of my graduation thesis, "On the Relationship between Prolonged Eyelid Twitching and Brain Infarction" [funny]!"

While Jiang Yun was half-drunk and half-awake, he randomly hooked up with another water friend.

This time Lianmai is actually a girl, she looks pretty, with a paintbrush in her hand, the only regret is that her head is a little bald, just like Lord Belle.

The bald girl obviously didn't have the slightest bit of defense. She just casually joined Lianmai's team. About 5 to [-] people were matched at the same time, but she didn't expect to win the lottery.

"Daoist, you didn't see anything, I'll find a hat first!"

After the bald girl puts on the hat, her appearance has indeed improved a lot.

The water friend who was still calling Lord Baylor just now in the live broadcast room immediately changed his tone and called Little Fairy and his wife.

"This layman, you don't need to engage in those fancy things. To cut a long story short, let me ask you one thing. Do you believe in science?"

"Master Dao, I believe in science, but I have something that bothers me to death, can you help me break it?" The bald girl habitually plucked her hair.

It can be seen that her baldness is definitely related to that bad habit.

A satisfied smile appeared on Jiang Yun's face. He put down his wine glass and said with a smile, "As long as you believe in science, then you and Pindao are good friends, but it doesn't matter."

"Master Dao, I'm still a college student, and I work part-time as an online customer service at the school's courier station."

"I feel that the feng shui of my position is not good. The leader has been making trouble for me. I'm getting annoyed to death. Can you help me break it?"

Jiang Yun looked at the slightly bald girl, he frowned, counted his fingers, and asked, "Girl, I have a question, please tell the truth, is your seat very near the front?"

"Hey, Taoist priest, how do you know?"

"In general, the more back the office is, the better the feng shui is. You can go to the boss and adjust your office to the back!"

The bald girl habitually plucked her hair. She was puzzled and asked, "Master Daoist, is there any explanation for this?"

"There must be a saying, but you have to believe in science. The further back the desk is, the more convenient it will be..."

Jiang Yun yawned halfway through his speech, lay down on the small table, and fell asleep soundly.

The drunkards in the live broadcast room looked confused, and they calculated it seriously.

The Taoist priest only drank five cups, and then he became drunk. The amount of alcohol is too bad!

(End of this chapter)