Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 152 I want it all (seeking a monthly ticket)

Cutting peach blossoms is a very common spell, and different schools and schools of Taoism have different methods.

It can be roughly divided into several schools, using cactus, mahogany sword, spell and golden rooster.

The purposes of casting spells are also different, some are for beheading rotten peach blossoms, some are for beheading third parties, and some are for beheading scumbag men and women.

The purpose of Jiang Yun's actions today is very simple, under the trend of conforming to the general trend, let yourself vent your anger and teach Brother Haha a lesson.

He said to the camera of the drone: "Every layman in the live broadcast room, the way we cut peach blossoms at Tianyuan Taoist Temple is very simple."

"Just set up an altar for the portrait of the patriarch, and then put three offerings."

"This method requires mana support, just take a look at it, there is no need to imitate it, because it is really useless."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw that Jiang Yun really brought out a sandalwood incense table, and also brought out a portrait of an immortal master with a long sword on his back and white beard and hair.

Many people immediately became interested and praised the portrait of the patriarch.

"Who is the patriarch of the Taoist priest? Why does it look familiar to me, as if I have seen it in a dream."

"I hope the Taoist priest can produce a joint portrait of the patriarch. I want to buy one and keep it at home. It's really handsome, and it's as handsome as the Taoist priest."

"Brother Haha, everyone has gone in, and the Taoist chief actually wants to chop off his peach blossoms. I don't think it's necessary!"

"That's right, we should add peach blossoms to Brother Haha and let him pick up soap like crazy."

"Suddenly I want to ask the Taoist priest to do something to cut off my ex-girlfriend's peach blossom luck. Can this matter be done with a treasure map?"

Jiang Yun entered the kitchen. After working for a while, he brought out a plate of fennel beans, a plate of peach cakes and a plate of pork head meat.

This is the third tribute of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. Although I don't know why the patriarch likes this, but every time this method is offered, it is very effective.

And if it is replaced by other animals, even if it is very expensive cattle, sheep and pigs, the effect is very mediocre.

"Mr. Zhang, how can we enshrine these three things in our Taoist practice?" Chen Shilei was puzzled.

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun had a slightly strange expression beside him, he seemed to have seen these three tributes in some ancient book, such as fennel beans, peach crisps and pork head meat.

It seems that hundreds of years ago, a Taoist senior who turned out to be born in the sky liked those three appetizers very much.

According to the records in the ancient books, after the great senior suppressed all the arrogances of the world, he left a legacy and disappeared mysteriously, but he still appears in the world from time to time, and the world of mortals refines his heart.

A living fossil in the Taoist sect said that in 99, he saw the senior abroad with his own eyes. According to the description, the senior is still handsome, not at all like the ancients hundreds of years ago.

Could it be that the Tianyuan Taoist Temple is the orthodoxy left by that senior, hiss, this seems reasonable.

Jiang Yun stood in front of the portrait of the patriarch. After muttering for a while, he took out a cinnabar pen and wrote down Brother Haha's birthday on a yellow talisman.

Then on the reverse side, fill in the time for cutting the peach blossoms. The time is not long, and it is only three lives and three generations.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but twitched when they saw Sansheng III.

"Fuck, Taoist priest is a ruthless person, this life is not enough, and he wants to kill that guy for three lives!"

"Selling hemp batches, I suddenly know the reason why I have been lonely for more than 20 years. I must have cut off my luck in my previous life."

"Brother Haha once had a good opportunity, but he didn't cherish it. When he lost it, he regretted it too much."

"The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give him another chance, he will definitely say: Taoist priest, I was wrong!"

Jiang Yun was holding a mahogany sword, and he used the tip of the sword to stick the yellow paper written on cinnabar with his backhand, and stuck the one-inch bareheaded photo of Brother Haha with his backhand.

There was no glue of any kind, but the yellow paper and the bareheaded photo stuck together very well.

Jiang Yun's Taoist robe fluttered, emitting a golden light. After he danced a weird sword dance, the yellow paper and bare hat ignited spontaneously without fire, and quickly burned to ashes.

Senior Daoist Zhang Zhishun, Chen Shilei and Guo Ming nodded their heads and praised him endlessly.

Little Senior Sister Bai Jing covered her mouth, her beautiful eyes flashed, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

Most of the water friends in the live broadcast room started clamoring for apprenticeship and cultivating immortals again.

"The Taoist priest really refreshed my three views after a while. I really suspect that he is cultivating immortals!"

"The Taoist said that we must believe in science, but we must believe in cultivating immortals, so let's cultivate immortals scientifically."

"Which fellow daoist has the exercises for the Qi refining period, I spent a lot of money to buy them, please don't be stingy."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "I knew that this live broadcast room was going to shout about cultivating immortals again, and a trick of a fake Taoist priest actually stunned you."

"Jiang Daochang has rosin hidden in his sleeves, and there are candles on the incense table. He waved his sleeves and rosin floated in the air. When it meets fire, it will detonate and a golden light will appear."

"The one-inch photo of the burning yellow talisman and the bare hat is just because it is covered with extremely flammable white phosphorus, and the photo of waving a long sword, the yellow talisman and the bare hat is burning, all of these primary school textbooks!"

"Fellow daoists, you have to believe in science. What age is this? Why are you still talking about it?"

In the live broadcast room, many skeptical water friends read the message of the yin and yang sixteen characters, and they suddenly felt that they had realized it.

Well, in this case, you still have to believe in science!

After Jiang Yun finished casting the spell, he put down the mahogany sword in his hand, took out his mobile phone and glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and was stunned for two seconds.

He smiled and said: "That's right, everyone should believe in science. The Taoist ritual of cutting off peach blossoms is just for peace of mind."

"The ancestors once said that the sky is healthy, and a gentleman strives for self-improvement. He must rely on himself in everything. Brother Haha's luck is the same as you are angry and cursing. There is no need to take it seriously."

Seeing that Jiang Yun was free, little senior sister Bai Jing trotted over, her face blushing, and she kept wringing her hands back and forth, feeling very embarrassed.

She wobbled for a while, and then mustered up the courage to say: "Jiang Daochang, can you help me check my palm?"

"Yes, you can see the lifeline, love line and wealth line in palmistry, which one do you want to see?" Jiang Yun asked with a smile.

"Daozhang, I want them all!" Senior Sister Bai Jing said greedily, holding her little fist.

After passing this village, this store will disappear. Sometimes it is really important to seize the opportunity.

"Jiang Daochang, male left and female right, do you want to see my left hand?"

"What about left hand and right hand? You have to look at both hands." Zhang Yun frowned and explained: "A person's left hand is the innate appearance, and the right hand is the acquired appearance."

"The congenital aspect is doomed at birth, while the acquired aspect is when one encounters certain opportunities in one's life and changes one's own destiny."

"Palmist can only look at a general idea, and it cannot completely predict a person's life. If you believe in this kind of thing, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you won't have it. Layman Bai doesn't need to pay too much attention to it."

Jiang Yun grabbed the left hand of little senior sister Bai Jing, looked at it for a long time, and explained: "Your left hand has a good innate appearance, and the lifeline is very long. Before the age of 80, there will be no disease or disaster."

"Wealth line can't be said to be very good, but it is very stable. It is slightly more than well-off, and there is no chance of getting rich."

"There is something wrong with the love line. The left hand shows that when you are 24, 30, you will meet someone to get married, but it won't last long. You will get divorced at the age of [-]."

"This is the case with your left hand. Come, show Pindao your right hand."

(End of this chapter)