Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 142 Theory is OK (recommendation ticket requested)

The next morning.

After Jiang Yun got up and washed, he started the live broadcast, took Brother Snake and Xiao Bai, and jogged back to the gazebo in the small square.

An hour of meditation and chanting in the morning class, and another hour of Tai Chi.

"The cold wind is blowing, and long johns are added to add more warmth. Although the sun is shining brightly, it is not worth the warmth."

"In the blink of an eye, it has been many days since I entered the mountain, and Mr. Zhang has almost finished the medicinal materials. I guess Pindao has to go back."

"There are still a lot of messy things in the Taoist temple that have not been dealt with. I am so pitiful!" Jiang Yun looked up at the sky and sighed.

Just after performing Tai Chi in the live broadcast room, the water friends who were drinking and resting burst out laughing on the spot.

"You bastard, poor man, isn't this the mantra of Mr. Liu, the executive president and CEO of Renewable Resources Greater China?"

"It seems that the Taoist priest didn't sleep last night, and also watched Mr. Liu's video. He may have taken a fancy to a treasure from Mr. Liu's scrap yard."

"Guo Ming is still recovering from his injuries, Bingbing reporter doesn't seem to have left, and the Kung Fu documentary hasn't been filmed yet. There seems to be a lot of things about Taoist priests going back."

"Please don't forget Teacher Luo, the Taoist priest also promised to make a show together, this is the real dream linkage [expectation]"

When Jiang Yun took Xiaobai and Brother Snake back for breakfast, he received everyone's attention as soon as he arrived at the cafeteria.

Before half of the breakfast was eaten, the voices of discussion from the people at the next table came over.

"I seriously suspect that Daoist Jiang is a god who came down to earth. It's really scary that he summoned the thunder."

"Who said it wasn't? The Daoist priest had consecrated the token of the fire dragon pan sword, and in less than a day, he rescued Liang Liang, who had been in a coma for half a month. It is said that the boy was haunted by a female ghost, and he was dying died."

"Tsk tsk tsk, peony flowers are dead, and being a ghost is also flirtatious. I just want to know what that female ghost looks like. Why don't you think she seduces me?"

"One thing to say, the three graduate students in the dormitory next door to the Taoist priest were sick yesterday, but today they are alive and well. It is said that the three of them made a big pot of porridge and a drawer of steamed stuffed buns. They are delicious!"

"Shh, don't talk about it, Daoist Jiang is watching us, eating, eating without talking, sleeping without talking."

Jiang Yun looked at the next table with complicated eyes. He really wanted to go over and explain, but he didn't have any evidence to refute his rumors.

Why are the rumors getting more and more outrageous? Who will prove it to Pindao!

"Boy, I have good news for you. I woke up this morning and found that you have been on the hot searches of all major apps."

"You followed the old man into the mountains this time to avoid the limelight. How did I find out that you are getting more and more popular?"

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun brought Zhuzhu, and he came over with an oversized breakfast and an iron basin in his hand, sat across from Jiang Yun, and joked with a smile.

"Mr. Zhang, don't scare me, why am I on the hot search again?" Jiang Yun suddenly felt that the buns in his hand were not fragrant.

Many water friends quit the live broadcast room, went to Douyin, Kuaishou, Xiaopozhan and major browsers, and searched.

"The video of Taoist summoning Tianlei is the most popular search on TikTok, with nearly 300 million likes [funny]"

"Last night's ghost-hunting video, I don't know which black fan edited it with ghosts and animals, and now it has dominated the screen, and I really have a stomachache from laughing."

"Master Daoist: I don't want to be on the trending searches, but I just want to live broadcast honestly. Why is it so difficult?"

"Those celebrities who spend money on the hot search will definitely envy and hate Daozhang when they see Daozhang. They always feel that Daozhang's influence is already at the superstar level."

"Let's not talk about China, Taoist priests are already popular abroad. I went over the wall to YouTube yesterday. As long as there are clips related to Taoist priests, the number of likes has exceeded [-]. It's really stupid for those foreigners to see."

Although he had no appetite, but following the principle of not wasting food, Jiang Yun still dumped the rice on the plate to Zhuzhu.

It is a protected animal of the Sanyou. A few days ago, I made a great contribution to finding herbs in the mountains. It should be nourished, put on autumn fat, and prepared for the winter.

After Jiang Yun finished his breakfast, he took Xiaobai and Brother Snake, and was about to go out to avoid the limelight, but he didn't walk far from the cafeteria when he saw a group of people gathered together.

In front of those people stood a jujube wood pile, a metal rod was inserted above the jujube wood pile, and a kite was tied to the metal rod.

The kite has been set up and is now floating there dangling.

"Every layman, what are you doing?" Jiang Yun asked very puzzled.

"Jiang Daochang, you said that Lei Zaomu is the king of magic tools, so we are researching artificial Lei Zaomu."

"Let's see if our method is reliable. If the lightning is really brought down and the jujube pile is hit, will the jujube pile be considered thunder or not?" A large group of engineers chattered to Jiang Yun. Tongue Road.

Jiang Yun looked at the kite flying in mid-air, and he was dumbfounded at that time.

You engineers, are you polite?What do you think about this bug with the poor card?
Although Taoism emphasizes inaction and resignation, that method seems to be really feasible.

"Master Daoist, monks don't tell lies, is it really possible to do this?"

The group of engineers were very shocked and said: "But we don't know how to make tokens. We just make a piece of thunder date wood as a necklace and hang it around the neck. Can it ward off evil spirits?"

"There is also a method of lightning escape in Taoism, which is to use artificial methods to make lightning strike wood. Theoretically speaking, wearing only lightning strike wood without making magic tools can also avoid evil." Jiang Yun frowned and nodded.

After he finished speaking, he looked at the camera of the drone, and solemnly warned the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Every layman, you must not learn from these engineers."

"These guys have a wealth of theoretical knowledge. They know how to avoid lightning and how to save their lives during thunderstorms. We ordinary people flying kites in rainy days are really easy to be killed by lightning. Don't imitate it!"

In the live broadcast room, the water friends looked at the kite tied to the jujube stake, and kept playing barrage and sending 666 to express their admiration.

"Sure enough, the engineers' brains are easy to use. I don't know if they can mass-produce lightning strike wood in the future and bring down the price of lightning strike wood."

"Is there any difference between lightning strike wood made of natural lightning and lightning strike wood made of high voltage electricity?"

"If the lightning strike wood made of high voltage electricity is also effective, will it make a difference if it is used with direct current or alternating current?"

"I feel that Daoist really thinks too much. I want to live for two more years. No normal person would want to fly a kite on a rainy day just to get a lightning strike."

"That is, go to the Taoist temple to buy a token made of lightning strike wood, isn't he delicious?"

"I have invited the Thunder Zaomu Liuzhu from Tianshi Mansion, and it feels numb when I hold it in my hand. It should be the real Thunder Zaomu!"

"If you want to pursue that crisp and numb feeling, I think it's better to just touch the switch [dog head]!"

Jiang Yun looked at the messages in the barrage area, and he suddenly felt that practice must also be scientific.

With the progress and development of science and technology, perhaps in the future some very precious instruments in Daomen will really become industrial products worth the price of cabbage.

Your sister, it is enough nonsense to use lightning to make lightning strike wood, but also use high voltage electricity to make it, it is outrageous!

But the problem is, the brain hole created by the water friends in the live broadcast room is theoretically no problem!

(End of this chapter)