Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 139 Taoist priest quickly open the door (seeking monthly ticket)
"Do you think that A Piao is suppressed in those small jars hanging in the Taoist temple?" Jiang Yun asked back, smiled, and said: "Don't think too much, there are only some pickles in it."

When he was young, he was in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and his master Chisong Taoist priest told him all the year round that it was strictly forbidden to open those small jars.

Later, Taoist Chisong wandered around, Jiang Yun couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he stepped on a small bench and opened a jar.

The jar was filled with pickled vegetables. Later, because the jar was opened in advance, air entered the jar, causing the entire jar of pickles to be broken.

After Taoist Chisong came back, he looked at the broken pickles and felt distressed for a long time.

In the live broadcast room, Shuiyou saw three graduate students who were dubious, and they also became dubious.

"Apiao's sauerkraut must have already been opened, give me ten catties [funny]"

"Friend Daoist, that sauerkraut is not fun to eat!"

"The hanging jars contain pickles, because the jars with A Piao are usually buried, don't ask me how I know."

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, laymen, don't talk nonsense, the jars used to suppress Ah Piao are usually placed under the altar of the ancestor master, and they are called soldiers under the altar!"

"I have a question. If the Taoist priest plays a four-cornered game like summoning a pen fairy, does he count as fishing law enforcement? If he catches it, should he solve it by himself or contact the underworld?"

The three graduate students saw that they couldn't get anything out of Cong Jiang Yun's words, and they looked a little regretful, so they chatted about homework.

A graduate student with reddish eyes talked about his private affairs.

"Master Dao, I have a friend who went to the mountains to do scientific research last year. He went there for several months, but his girlfriend who had been dating for five years broke up because of this matter."

"Besides work, he is extremely decadent now. Daoist, will you feel sad after your monks lose their love?"

Jiang Yun looked at the graduate student with reddish eyes, and asked cautiously: "This layman, I am proficient in the art of physiognomy. I found out that you suffered a peach blossom disaster some time ago, and it was a bad peach blossom."

"Is that friend you're talking about yourself?"

"Master Daoist, people are tough!"

"Little layman, please calm down. There is a brother in our Taoist sect. After he broke up in love, he went directly from the Zhengyi sect to the Quanzhen sect. Taoist priests are also human, and everyone reacted the same way." Jiang Yun said comfortingly.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard it, they called him a good guy.

"The Zheng faction can talk about marriage, but the Quanzhen faction forbids marriage. My good fellow, that's disrespectful!"

"Sure enough, when meeting someone, if it's not a gift, it's a lesson [cover face]"

"Zhengyi went to Quanzhen, and the damage was a bit serious. It seems that I really can't think about it."

"Woooooo, I just broke up some time ago, fellow daoists, let's see each other for real!"

Jiang Yun patted the graduate student on the shoulder, and comforted in a broad voice: "Little layman, loving someone is like picking shells on the beach."

"The piece of shell you found does not belong to you, there is no need to hold it tightly, let the shell cut your hand, let it go, and continue to stride forward, you will definitely meet the shell that belongs to you alone."

"We don't need to pick the biggest one, nor the most beautiful one, the one that suits us is the best, understand?"

The graduate student nodded, and his eye sockets became even redder.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were amazed.

If Daoist Jiang hadn't seen through the world of mortals, he would never have said that!
"If love could be as simple as picking up shells, I hope my shells won't be hidden [please]"

"Daozhang, I understand, all the Neptunes have probably been picking at the beach all the time."

"I've never been to the beach before. The first time I went to the beach, I picked up a shell I liked. This shell is restless. He doesn't want to hide in the bag. He will still run to the beach. Goodbye, dead scumbag!"

"Master Dao, what if my shells are picked up by someone?"

"My dear upstairs, if you want to open it, if someone picks it up, it will not be your shell. Let's think about the best, there is really no need to lose the entire ocean for a single shell."

"I think, when I find my unique shell, I probably won't go to the beach."

The three graduate students became more and more excited as they chatted. When they wanted to continue chatting, Jiang Yun couldn't hold back anymore.

"Three laymen, staying up late is harmful to your health, don't stay up late, the poor are going to sleep, let's talk tomorrow if we have something to do."

"Uh, goodbye, Taoist priest, we're leaving now."

The three graduate students looked at Xiaobai who had consciously crawled into Jiang Yun's bed and was staring at him with resentful eyes, and they suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Uh, it's really a bit disturbing to the Taoist priest this late at night.

After Jiang Yun sent the three of them out of his room, before he took off the coat he was wearing, he heard three screams from the corridor: "Damn it, female ghost!"

"Daozhang, open the door quickly, save me!"

"Jiang Daochang, don't hide in the house and keep silent, I know you are at home, open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!"

bump!bump!bump!
The three graduate students were no longer knocking on the door, but knocking on it.

Jiang Yun frowned, he felt something was wrong.

It hasn't been a day since the token of the fire dragon and pan sword was given out, why did the female ghost come to seek revenge?

If it is not scientific, those three people have evil spirits in their bodies. There are no monsters and ghosts in this world. Believe in science!

He opened the door and scolded: "Three lay monks, if you smash the door of the impoverished room, you will have to pay for it!"

"Master Daoist, all the female ghosts in white over there have come to the door, so don't mention the matter of not getting married."

"Jiang Daochang, I will definitely pay for the door, you let me in first, I am afraid!"

"You two give me a hand, my legs are weak, I really can't walk!"

The expressions of the three graduate students were a little distorted. They rushed into Jiang Yun's room, if Xiaobai hadn't opened his mouth on the bed and kept threatening, trying to protect his territory.

Those three guys must have gone straight to bed and got under the covers.

"Three laymen, we have to believe in science. Pindao lives next door to you. How could there be a female ghost in white to trouble you?" Jiang Yun frowned as he looked at the three guys hiding behind him.

He led three shivering guys out of the room and into the hallway.

creak.

On the opposite side, the old priest Zhang Zhishun put on his clothes and also opened the door.

The five people looked at the other end of the aisle. It was pitch black, but there was indeed a figure leaning on the wall and walking slowly.

cough!
Old Taoist Zhang coughed, and the voice-activated lights in the corridor turned on one by one.

The female ghost in white finally appeared under the light, but it was a male ghost with a pale face and wearing a doctor's white coat with blood stains on it.

He looked at the five people, leaning on the wall while walking, and opened his mouth, screaming silently.

After the voice-activated lights dimmed, the three guys behind Jiang Yun trembled even more.

"Jiang Daochang, have you seen it clearly? I've seen this scene in a horror movie. Use the thunder method to kill that guy."

"Our Tianyan base is really a temple for monks, why is it a male ghost who came, why didn't the female ghost in white come?"

"Two priests, if not, let's go back to the room to avoid the limelight, I'm a little scared!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also bombarded now.

When encountering such a scene at night, no matter how courageous you are, you will feel a little scared in your heart.

"I often walk by the river without getting my shoes wet. The anchor has finally hit a ghost!"

"I'm so scared, bullet screen body protection, who can help me block it!"

"Barrage: Don't block me, I'm afraid too!"

(End of this chapter)