Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 133 Shocking Daomen (seeking monthly ticket)

"Every layman, take a shower and I'll be back later. If you feel bored, you can go to Wudang Chen Shilei or Chen Shiyu's live broadcast room."

After Jiang Yun finished collecting, he took off his jacket and turned off the drone live broadcast.

Many water friends looked at the suddenly black screen of the live broadcast room, and their mentality suddenly collapsed. This has just arrived at a wonderful place, and it has already been broadcast?

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

"You group of old perverts are obviously greedy and long-bodied. I am different. I just want to watch Xiaobai's live broadcast [Sincere]."

"Master Dao, don't bully people too much. I am very happy that you are taking a shower live, but I am not happy that you are streaming now, so hurry up and start the broadcast!"

Brothers Chen Shilei and Chen Shiyu, who were both on the Huyu live broadcast platform, suddenly found that the number of viewers in their live broadcast room had skyrocketed by tens of thousands, and they were shocked.

They thought it was recommended by the official, but the fans in the live broadcast frantically brushed up the army of young masters and uncles!

The two put down what they were doing at the same time, looked up at the sky, and sighed in their hearts: I didn't expect the appeal of the little uncle to be so terrifying.

When the two of them learned that Jiang Yun was going to use Leizao wood to make the fire dragon pan sword token, they were even more shocked and almost fell to the ground.

It is a Taoist holy artifact. If someone without a certain level of Taoism forcibly consecrates it, he will definitely suffer backlash and damage his luck.

Could it be that the little uncle's Taoism has reached the point where he can consecrate the sacred artifact? At his age, that's unscientific!
The two immediately told the matter to Master Chen Yunlong, the head of the Wudang School, and Daoist Chen resolutely reported the matter to the Daoist Association.

Soon, with the help of their disciples and grandchildren, the real people who have been in retreat all year round in the Taoist sect began to download the live broadcast of Tiger Fish on their [-]% new mobile phones, and followed Jiang Yun's live broadcast room.

After Jiang Yun downloaded the broadcast, he didn't go to the bathroom immediately, but took out the yellow talisman and a red carbon pen, and drew three amulets.

After everything was ready, he walked into the bathroom and began to take a shower.

The washbasin is filled with water, and the first cleansing amulet is lit from the bottom of the amulet, and burned to the point where the arrow of the amulet head is, and then pressed into the water, and the water inside is used to drench the whole body.

After Jiang Yun finished washing, he took a shower with hot water.

After he put on his clothes and came out of the bathroom, he poured a glass of cold water and took out the second cleansing amulet.

Also ignite it from the bottom of the talisman, and when the fire reaches the arrowhead of the talisman head, pour it into a water cup and drink it up in one gulp.

The last cleansing amulet was folded into a triangle and placed in the bosom.

After Jiang Yun completed these three steps, he brushed his teeth and went out.

The first two amulets can remove evil spirits from the whole body, while the last one carried around can remove evil spirits around.

At this time, in front of the small square at the gate of Tianyan Base, an incense table has been set up, on which the statue of Sanqing is enshrined.

In front of the statue, there are three offerings and two tall candles.

After Jiang Yun resumed the live broadcast, he came to the incense table and said, "Mr. Zhang, I'm ready, leave the rest to me."

"The old man has only one request."

"Mr. Zhang, don't worry, I will take care of my own safety."

"No, the old man said that when you make the fire dragon and pan sword token, you can make an extra one. The old man wants to keep one for himself."

After the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun finished speaking, he handed over the simple wooden sword that was made temporarily in his hand to Jiang Yun.

Watching this battle in the live broadcast room, the water friends felt that something was wrong.

"Why do I feel that the Taoist priest suddenly became serious? Is this too formal?"

"Hey, in order to save people, the anchor really took the initiative to expose the fact that he cultivated immortality."

[Hunyuan Lei Mo'an]: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is an authentic Taoist consecration ceremony. Some words are taboo, so you can't talk nonsense."

[Shaoyang Wang Kaijie]: "Hey, what a coincidence, Uncle Lei, why are you also in Jiang Daochang's live broadcast room?"

[Zhengyang Zhongliting]: "Fellow daoists, is this fellow daoist the disciple of senior Chisong?"

In the live broadcast room, a large group of Taoist sect-certified accounts with avatars with a strong Taoist style jumped out.

People who didn't know thought it was the water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room who were doing a spoof, but the juniors in the circle were already trembling.

Hunyuan faction, Yinxi faction, Shaoyang faction, Zhengyang faction, Chunyang faction, Chongyang faction, Longmen faction, Suishan faction and other major sects basically appeared in the live broadcast room.

And those few bosses talking in the barrage area are even more important figures in the Daoist Association.

Jiang Yun took out a stack of ordinary yellow talismans from the incense table, and he took out the red carbon pen from his pocket.

The boss of the Daoist Association in the live broadcast room saw the red carbon pen, and his hair exploded at that time.

"That boy from Yuan Dao Temple, what does he want to do?"

"It's fine to use inferior yellow paper as talisman paper, don't tell this old man, he wants to use red carbon pen as cinnabar pen to draw talismans!"

"As expected of the apprentices taught by Chisong, there are no rules. The old man has high blood pressure. What kind of talisman can he draw?"

[Wudang Chen Yunlong]: "Everyone, it should be because there is no cinnabar in that place. I, Junior Brother Jiang, have no choice but to use a red carbon pen to draw the talisman. Sincerity leads to success, we don't need to care about the form."

"Old Chen, you are the one who protects the calf, that little bastard trained by Chisong, I don't believe he can draw a real talisman with that thing!"

"The old man doesn't believe it either. If he can draw it, I'll go to the Daoist Association headquarters building and wash my hair upside down [anger]"

The boss of the Taoist Association in the live broadcast room sprayed Chen Yunlong back on the spot. They have cultivated Taoism since they were young and are devout in heart, so they can't see this kind of misconduct the most.

Jiang Yun pulled out the cap of his pen, he drew a talisman for eliminating filth, and another talisman for purifying water.

On the last yellow talisman, the reason for making the token of the fire dragon and pan sword was written, and it was explained to the Jade Emperor, the Thunder subordinates used and their whereabouts.

Although the process of making the talisman was very formal, the boss of the Daoist Association couldn't help feeling angry when he saw the scribbled and unaesthetic font.

"Our Taoist sect managed to produce a piece of rough jade, but that guy Chisong turned him into a waste, why can't he even draw a talisman?"

"@武ang陈云龙: That kid has a lot of influence now, he is the face of our Taoist sect, you can teach him if you have nothing to do, it won't cost you much money!"

"It's easy to say that the Wudang faction doesn't have enough funds. The Daoist Association can provide some support. If you can't teach that kid well, send someone over to us."

Chen Yunlong watched the old men in charge of money in the Daoist Association speak, so he could only deal with it submissively.

Jiang Yun didn't care about those things, he waved the wooden sword in his hand, complained about the poor quality, then dipped the tip of the sword in some water, and glued a decontamination talisman.

After igniting the candle in front of the incense table, he quickly picked up the burning charm and spun nine times on the statue of Sanqing.

After Jiang Yun consecrated the statue, he chanted the Water Purification Mantra, the Body Purification Mantra, the Mouth Purification Mantra, the Heart Purification Mantra, the Altar Purification Mantra, and the Heaven and Earth Mantra in turn.

"According to the five mountains, the eight seas know the news, the devil king binds his hands, guards my house, the evil filth is dispersed, the Dao Qi remains forever, and is as urgent as the laws of the Supreme Lord!"

(End of this chapter)